I am the clit commander [Archive]

MrMojoRisin

12/08/07, 08:35 AM

I had the best sex of my life last night and accomplished multiple orgasms while going down on her.

Also, this is my first post.

identitycrisis2

12/08/07, 09:38 AM

How many orgasms did she have?!

She had so many orgasms that afterwards, she had a (blank.)

deapcutz

12/08/07, 08:37 PM

Thats great! I'm sure she was very happy

MADSTA

12/08/07, 08:46 PM

Would you like a trophy?

TheOtherAndrew

12/08/07, 09:41 PM

Remember this fucking face! Whenever you see clit you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit work! It does whatever the fuck I tell it to! No one rules the clit like me! Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!

ForeverInADay

12/08/07, 11:39 PM

Would you like a trophy?

I would. I didn't really do anything though...

absolutecrunk

12/09/07, 01:35 AM

Also, this is my first post.
If you play your cards right, it'll be your last, too.

xZiggyStardustx

12/09/07, 04:45 AM

I smell bullshit

seesky?fly.

12/09/07, 11:58 AM

good boy

Ailite

12/09/07, 12:06 PM

I wish I'd seen my girlfriend yesterday

SonEric84

12/09/07, 12:29 PM

Remember this fucking face! Whenever you see clit you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit work! It does whatever the fuck I tell it to! No one rules the clit like me! Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!

hahaha

LifeInDecay

12/09/07, 03:36 PM

Remember this fucking face! Whenever you see clit you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit work! It does whatever the fuck I tell it to! No one rules the clit like me! Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!
Haha Jay and Silent Bob. Way to take his headline joke and turn into something even funnier

The Revisionist

12/09/07, 05:29 PM

How many orgasms did she have?!

She had so many orgasms that afterwards, she had a (blank.)http://www.nndb.com/people/374/000022308/geneface.jpg

theguilt engine

12/09/07, 06:11 PM

I smell bullshit
might want to move you computer out of the barn then...

xZiggyStardustx

12/09/07, 06:50 PM

I do what I want

pilot_light_out

12/10/07, 09:50 AM

well i cant fucking wait for your second post

xvszero

12/10/07, 10:05 AM

You found a keeper!

Any girl who can fake it that good deserves keeping around.

saysmydoctor

12/10/07, 03:08 PM

:appl:

crit

12/10/07, 03:09 PM

Put this on champ, you really deserve it. Really.

http://dbwf.net/images/Order_of_Saint_Barnabas_Grand_Comma nder_Medal.png

crit

12/10/07, 03:10 PM

well i cant fucking wait for your second post
hahaha best post in this thread.

apoemtothedead

12/10/07, 03:19 PM

hahaha best post in this thread.
You are the crit commander.

brentford

12/10/07, 03:36 PM

ooo i looove orgasms.
i had one once.
it was like totally awesome.

ForeverInADay

12/10/07, 03:39 PM

well i cant fucking wait for your second post

hahahaha

Gumbyjag

12/12/07, 09:40 PM

hahahaha