Week 14 Official NFL Gameday Thread -- Crit vs. Todd, I guarantee it.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

The Steelers are feeling pretty good about their chances today, as evidenced by the revival of Steel City's time-honored tradition of lip flapping. Joey Porter may be gone, but he's been replaced by a youngblood. "We're going to win," defensive back Anthony Smith told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette on Wednesday. "Yeah, I can guarantee a win."

I'm sure everyone has heard this by now. Anthony Smith is a clown and this proves it.


Go Steelers!

[White Noise]

This is going to be the game of the week.

[preppyak]

I've cleared my schedule from 4:30 til 8 just for it...should be special

[ThisIsNotDan]

cannot wait

[preppyak]

I just hope it is a blow-out, one way or the other...I want one team to win like 41-14...be up 35-7 at half

[Killadelphia]

Your name is Todd?

[crit]

Anthony Smith is a clown (its never good when someone makes a guarantee and the publics first thought is "...and you are who exactly??") but this game does scare me for a few reasons. The Steelers D, obviously, plus the Pats have been tired lately. Willie Parker...enough said on that. He can rack up the yards in a hurry and all of a sudden the Pats can't stop the run. On the other side of the coin, the Steelers seem to be a different team on the road (losing at the Jets!) and the fact that the Pats have been tired may help them to make sure they're ready this week knowing its their toughest test left for an unbeaten regular season, they'll find a way to be ready and on their game today. Polamalu's absence will help, and I would like nothing more than to see Smith get burned repeatedly. Pats by 7. Also, I'm not sure why my name is in the thread title but oh well, I just rolled out of bed and I need to make breakfast.

[Scott Weber]

willie parker sucks ass recently. i don't see him being effective. he's been really terrible 4 of the past 5 games.

[mcfly21]

browns play at 415 so that game won't be on for me


oh well.... browns will hopefully win big today

[lindZ629]

browns play at 415 so that game won't be on for me


oh well.... browns will hopefully win big today
Won't happen. ;-)

[Killadelphia]

Lynch is active for Buffalo.

Will someone tell me why Tony Hunt is inactive for the Eagles? I don't fucking get it.

jacobs, pierce, burress all active for the Giants.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Anthony Smith is a clown (its never good when someone makes a guarantee and the publics first thought is "...and you are who exactly??") but this game does scare me for a few reasons. The Steelers D, obviously, plus the Pats have been tired lately. Willie Parker...enough said on that. He can rack up the yards in a hurry and all of a sudden the Pats can't stop the run. On the other side of the coin, the Steelers seem to be a different team on the road (losing at the Jets!) and the fact that the Pats have been tired may help them to make sure they're ready this week knowing its their toughest test left for an unbeaten regular season, they'll find a way to be ready and on their game today. Polamalu's absence will help, and I would like nothing more than to see Smith get burned repeatedly. Pats by 7. Also, I'm not sure why my name is in the thread title but oh well, I just rolled out of bed and I need to make breakfast.

Two active members favorite team. I mean, why not put your name in the thread?

Very good run down of the game, I agree with most of it.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Your name is Todd?

Yes sir.

[Killadelphia]

Yes sir.

I feel sorry for you then.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Plaxico Burres, 1 touchdown in the past 6 games. This is why I benched him.

Does anyone know what's up with him? He's been playing hurt, I know that. I just don't understand why he just doesn't sit a couple weeks and come back 100%.

[Scott Weber]

Plaxico Burres, 1 touchdown in the past 6 games. This is why I benched him.

Does anyone know what's up with him? He's been playing hurt, I know that. I just don't understand why he just doesn't sit a couple weeks and come back 100%.
His start to the season was a fluke and he's returning to previous levels. Eli has struggled to find him and Plax is still hurting from his injuries. Combine that with his lazy attitude, and he's probably not running the sharpest routes.

[crit]

Josh Cribbs > Plax

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Josh Cribbs > Plax

Heath Miller > Josh Cribbs > Everyone else.

It's simple really.

[crit]

How could I forget about Heath!!

Alright, just about game time. I'll be watching the Cowboys destroy the Lions and a little bit of the Chargers/Titans.

[FondestMemory]

the steelers are solid, everlasting.

[Chris M.]

willie parker sucks ass recently. i don't see him being effective. he's been really terrible 4 of the past 5 games.

I benched him for Kolby Smith this week. Nothing's really on the line for me, I've clinched the #4 spot in my main league, and it only has 10 teams so playoffs don't start until next week.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I have Carolina vs. Jacksonville and Oakland vs. Green Bay.

[Killadelphia]

Westbrook looks good early along with the Eagles offense.

[Killadelphia]

Easy touchdown for McNabb and Westbrook on a screen. Perfect blocking. McNabb did a great job of rolling out. 7-0.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I wish I had the Eagles game.

[Killadelphia]

btw Westbrook went over 1000 yards. 48 total yards on the first drive.

[FondestMemory]

ryan grant's gonna have a monster day.

[crit]

Brian Westbrook, fantasy god.

[drudo182]

Pumped for the Broncos/Chiefs game.

Cutler is the man.

[Scott Weber]

ryan grant is going to rush for like 250 yards today, haha.

[Killadelphia]

Trent Cole!!!! 10.5 sacks now :) Nice job forcing the 3 and out.

[Killadelphia]

ryan grant is going to rush for like 250 yards today, haha.

I surely hope so for the keeper league sake.

[Scott Weber]

I surely hope so for the keeper league sake.
I have grant in 3 leagues more important than that one, so I am still rooting hard for him. haha.

[Chris M.]

Cromartie has nine interceptions now.

[Killadelphia]

I have grant in 3 leagues more important than that one, so I am still rooting hard for him. haha.

he's been the best mid-season addition I think.


side note, Mcnabb is playing in December for the first time in 3 seasons.

[Vanilla Bear]

dammit mccarthy...take the pts

[crit]

The Lions just ran ALL over the Cowboys...yes, I said Lions and ran. Jones had 30 yards on 3 carries, and then TJ Duckett just took it 32 for a touchdown.

[Killadelphia]

Cromartie has nine interceptions now.

nice. I loved him @ FSU. A first round pick when he missed a year of college with a knee injury. You know he has talent.

[Killadelphia]

TJ Duckett! Fuck Dallas.

[Scott Weber]

The Lions just ran ALL over the Cowboys...yes, I said Lions and ran. Jones had 30 yards on 3 carries, and then TJ Duckett just took it 32 for a touchdown.
Bonkers. Would have preferred a Kitna TD..

[Chris M.]

nice. I loved him @ FSU. A first round pick when he missed a year of college with a knee injury. You know he has talent.

I've watched quite a few Chargers games this season and I'm beginning to like him a lot.

[Killadelphia]

Bonkers. Would have preferred a Kitna TD..

Yeah I took Jones out of the line-up for Alexander...

Are you kidding me Andy? 3rd and 1...run a qb sneak, don't hand it to fucking Tapeh, or give it to I don't know, Brian fucking Westbrook.

[crit]

Bonkers. Would have preferred a Kitna TD..
I would have too, I started him thinking they'd be throwing all day (although they still might if/when they get behind) but what a weird first drive from a team that had basically nothing rushing lately.

[Chris M.]

Wow, what an easy int. for tennessee.

[Killadelphia]

andre johnson scores again.

[Killadelphia]

andy reid going on 4th and inches from their 36.

[Killadelphia]

And they easily convert it with guess what...a qb sneak.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Go Lions.

[FondestMemory]

i love nick collins.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Raiders went for it on 4 and 1 and turned that sucker over. Green Bay ball on their own 40.

[Vanilla Bear]

collins made a play?

[Killadelphia]

wow, rudi scored for once.

[Scott Weber]

And they easily convert it with guess what...a qb sneak.
hindsight is 20/20.

[Trainsaw]

damnit Detroit is taking it to Dallas

[Killadelphia]

hindsight is 20/20.

Well they probably shouldn't have tried it in their own field. However, Thomas Tapeh I don't think has ever converted a 3rd and short. You don't give him the ball.

[Killadelphia]

Shit Shawn Andrews is not hurt. Looks like a knee injury. He was rolled back by the pile. Andrews is walking off. It looks like he said he's alright but we'll see.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Favre intercepted.

[Chris M.]

Michael Griffin (who was Tennessee's first round pick), looks hurt.

[Killadelphia]

Trent Cole looks real good this first quarter.

[Killadelphia]

Another 3 and out.

[Killadelphia]

Eagles just ran a double reverse pass and Greg Lewis almost threw a pick, but it was a decent spiral.

Eagles forced to punt as McNabb took a hit when throwing.

[crit]

Detroit had first and goal inside the 5, couldn't get in the end zone, settled for 3. 10 to 0 Lions.

[Killadelphia]

The Eagles defense is getting a lot of pressure during this first quarter.

[Scott Weber]

god dammit kitna.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

Jacksonville thought they got a pick but the replay shows otherwise.

[Vanilla Bear]

wake up GB!!

[crit]

Robert Royal has 2 catches (41 yards) for 2 touchdowns for Buffalo today, meanwhile the hapless Dolphins have -5 total yards.

[Killadelphia]

Lito Sheppard just got flagged for a late hit because he picked up Sinorice Moss and slammed him to the ground. I guess you're not allowed to tackle.

Sheldon Brown with a huge hit on toomer, too bad offside on defense.

[preppyak]

Lito Sheppard just got flagged for a late hit because he picked up Sinorice Moss and slammed him to the ground. I guess you're not allowed to tackle.

Sheldon Brown with a huge hit on toomer, too bad offside on defense.
That is specifically in the rules as illegal...I know it was added fairly recently too

[Killadelphia]

That is specifically in the rules as illegal...I know it was added fairly recently too

Yeah, and they really took care of that horse-collar rule too.

[1moreandimfree]

I really like Ryan Grant.

[Scott Weber]

Yeah, and they really took care of that horse-collar rule too.
Does it even matter? It is illegal and he got flagged for it, shut up.

[preppyak]

Yeah, and they really took care of that horse-collar rule too.
haha, not saying I like the rule...I just know its in there...personally I'd love to see some DB's slam TO and Randy Moss hard into the ground

[Vanilla Bear]

GRANT TD!!

x

[crit]

Yessss TD Ryan Grant.

[preppyak]

haha, Buffalo already has 21 in the 1st quarter...RUN IT UP ON THEM!

I feel bad for Mike Mularkey, went from being a good coordinator and then coaching the Bills to now being the TE coach for an 0-12 team...rough downhill

[Scott Weber]

Ryan Grant is awesome/Oakland's run D sucks.

[Killadelphia]

haha, not saying I like the rule...I just know its in there...personally I'd love to see some DB's slam TO and Randy Moss hard into the ground

haha. I'm trying to find the rule.

Does it even matter? It is illegal and he got flagged for it, shut up.

Did you see it? It wasn't that bad. I think what did happen though was his foot was slightly out of bounds and I didn't notice that at first.

[Chris M.]

Vince Young is down and hurt.

[1moreandimfree]

Marion Barber TD

[Killadelphia]

Eagles with a 4 play goal-line stand thus far. Giants kicking the FG now.

[Killadelphia]

7-3.

[preppyak]

Vince Young is down and hurt.
Kerry Collins to the rescue!

The Dolphins are so laughably bad...even when they do something right (force a 4th down) they manage to fuck it up (get a late hit penalty giving Buffalo new downs)

[Trainsaw]

maybe I missed it, but did Citizen Drive stop saying "Unstoppable like Eli Manning" (or something along those lines) in their commercials.

[Killadelphia]

Kerry Collins to the rescue!

The Dolphins are so laughably bad...even when they do something right (force a 4th down) they manage to fuck it up (get a late hit penalty giving Buffalo new downs)

hahahaa.

[Killadelphia]

geez, nice game for steven jackson thus far.

[Drew Beringer]

Ryan Grant looking good, sadly this game is not on TV for me fuck

[preppyak]

wow...the Bills record for longest kick is now 51 yards? I guess when Norwood is your past, it makes sense.

24-7 Bills, Jason Taylor with an ankle injury...this is about to get absurdly out of hand...especially with the weather conditions and the Dolphins so far behind

[Vanilla Bear]

oakland getting raped w/ penalties

[Killadelphia]

haha im playing a kid in the playoffs and he is starting fitzgerald thankfully.

[Killadelphia]

Shawn Andrews has returned for the Eagles. Reggie Brown is having a nice game thus far.

[Vanilla Bear]

Blackmon TD return!!!

...bush should never be on the field w/ him back

[preppyak]

haha im playing a kid in the playoffs and he is starting fitzgerald thankfully.
haha, clearly he did not consider his line-up shortly before game time...there had to be someone better than a guy who was questionable

[duhpunk]

dammit Gates. you haven't had a catch in 2 weeks (for positive yards). come on!

[1moreandimfree]

Pretty sure he stepped out. Oh well.

[Scott Weber]

wow how does Oakland not challenge that?

[Killadelphia]

dammit Gates. you haven't had a catch in 2 weeks. come on!

haha finally.

haha, clearly he did not consider his line-up shortly before game time...there had to be someone better than a guy who was questionable

I think he is at the Eagles-Giants game.

[tacosforcharles]

Wooooooooooo Packers owning!!!

[duhpunk]

woo hoo! finally.

[Drew Beringer]

BLACKMON! Punt return TD!

[preppyak]

This is rather silly...I am 5 hours from Philly, and the games I get are Oakland v GB (far away)....Bills v Dolphins (kind of makes sense)...and Jacksonville v Carolina (not even close).

Wouldn't, logically, two teams that are closer than every other team not named Buffalo be a TV game in my area

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

wow...the Bills record for longest kick is now 51 yards? I guess when Norwood is your past, it makes sense.

24-7 Bills, Jason Taylor with an ankle injury...this is about to get absurdly out of hand...especially with the weather conditions and the Dolphins so far behind
You misinterpreted it.

Most consecutive FG's is the record Lindell just set (18)

[Killadelphia]

The Eagles offense who looked good early following that success with 3 and outs.

Sav Rocca with a 59 yd punt though, nice.

[duhpunk]

im not happy at the fact that local teams have precedence over the games that people actually want to watch on tv.

Miami vs. Buffalo :wallbash:

[preppyak]

hahaha...is that an Oakland TD

[Killadelphia]

This is rather silly...I am 5 hours from Philly, and the games I get are Oakland v GB (far away)....Bills v Dolphins (kind of makes sense)...and Jacksonville v Carolina (not even close).

Wouldn't, logically, two teams that are closer than every other team not named Buffalo be a TV game in my area

Yeah that is weird that Carolina is your fox game.

I have Oak/GB. though

[Chris M.]

Philip Rivers is hurt now.

[preppyak]

You misinterpreted it.

Most consecutive FG's is the record Lindell just set (18)
Ok...I was gonna say, I know Buffalo has shitty weather and for example the Steelers long is like 53/54 because of wind, etc...but, 51 seemed to be really, really short considering their kickers.

[Killadelphia]

im not happy at the fact that local teams have precedence over the games that people actually want to watch on tv.

Miami vs. Buffalo :wallbash:

Goto a sports bar, you don't have to drink beer.

[Drew Beringer]

Billy Volek in the game for SD.

[Goodbye Forever]

Billy Volek time! Hasn't thrown a pass in two years.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

You misinterpreted it.

Most consecutive FG's is the record Lindell just set (18)
From what I can tell, the longest kick is a 59 yarder by Steve Christie in 1993.

Oh. and That John beck over the head up in the air throw was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[preppyak]

Yeah that is weird that Carolina is your fox game.

I have Oak/GB. though
Yeah...I expected 3 games, but that one of them isn't NY-Phil is surprising...more for my friend who is a big Eagles fan who has to listen to it on the radio.

[Chris M.]

Billy Volek goes deep with his first throw and Jackson drops the pass. haha

[duhpunk]

Goto a sports bar, you don't have to drink beer.

i know. i just dont want to spend money haha

[1moreandimfree]

Packers are about to blow this open.

[Killadelphia]

You must be right on the border preppy.

http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2007-14-FOX.html

[Killadelphia]

i know. i just dont want to spend money haha

Wings from Duffy's are worth it.

[duhpunk]

im kinda nervous about what's gonna happen in my fantasy league this week.

i'm in a 3 way tie for 3rd (top 4 go to the playoffs next week), and i'm playing against one of the number 1 teams.

[Drew Beringer]

Al Harris baby

[Killadelphia]

Giants driving again. Great.

[preppyak]

wait...do we have a Billy Volek v Kerry Collins match up in that game? Because if we do, every channel needs to preempt coverage to get that on my TV

[Killadelphia]

Trent Cole!!!!!!!!!! Huge sack.

[duhpunk]

Wings from Duffy's are worth it.

i just ate actually. our antenna is picking up the Giants/Eagles game now though

[Drew Beringer]

Ryan Grant is beastly.

[preppyak]

From what I can tell, the longest kick is a 59 yarder by Steve Christie in 1993.

Oh. and That John beck over the head up in the air throw was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, I'm pretty much in this game for the humor...knowing Buffalo's past, I'm expecting a 35 point Miami 4th quarter comeback to set an NFL record or something

But I would gladly take that SD-Tenn game too...epic QB matchup

[Killadelphia]

yeah dolphins/bills shouldn't effect the Eagles game because the Eagles are on Fox.

[Chris M.]

hahaha, oh Billy Volek

[preppyak]

man...almost got a fumble TD/safety for Miami there...damn you Ms Cleo

hahaha, there it is...follow up that nice play with an INT...Miami is so money

[duhpunk]

hahaha. the Dolphins are so bad. the only thing i like about that team is that i know one of the cheerleaders.

[preppyak]

hahaha, oh Billy Volek
damnit...I really want to see that game now

[Killadelphia]

Nothing is working right now for the Eagles. Ugh. Kevin Curtis has been taking out of the game like usual. He's had a few huge game this year, but than he has been no where.

[Drew Beringer]

This San Diego - Tennessee is bananas.

[duhpunk]

i'm not complaining. the guy im playing against has Curtis.

he also has Westbrook :-(

[Drew Beringer]

Ugh Mason Crosby, make the fuckin FG.

[Chris M.]

damnit...I really want to see that game now

haha, he did this stupid spin move in the pocket and then threw it wildly to a place where there was no Charger receiver even close.

But, Vince is back in for Tennessee now.

[Goodbye Forever]

Kevin Curtis only has big weeks when I don't start him in fantasy. It's happened like three times this year.

[preppyak]

haha, he did this stupid spin move in the pocket and then threw it wildly to a place where there was no Charger receiver even close.

But, Vince is back in for Tennessee now.
Boo...Kerry Collins didn't get the chance to top Billy

Lee Evans TD, 31-7...Miami has basically officially given up. This might be in the 50's by halftime at this pace. Whats the NFL record for points scored by a team? Buffalo has some NE run-up anger to take out

[duhpunk]

TN is probably about to score a field goal

[Drew Beringer]

Let's go Detroit.

[crit]

Lions again first and goal inside the five...the run was stuffed on 1st, 2nd and goal coming from the 2.

[tacosforcharles]

Let's go Detroit.
Seriously, I'm pumped about the prospect of them winning.

Pleaseeeee stop Oakland here...

[crit]

LEE EVANS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN???!!!

whaaaat?
haha 31-7 Buffalo.
this just in, Miami stinks.

[duhpunk]

Crit, that avatar is awesome.

[crit]

Lions again first and goal inside the five...the run was stuffed on 1st, 2nd and goal coming from the 2.
Ugh, touchdown Kevin Jones. 20-7 Lions.

Fuck that I need points from Kitna.

[Chris M.]

Tennessee's redzone offense is atrocious.

[Chris M.]

and, Bironas just missed a short FG

[Drew Beringer]

BEAT DALLAS YES!

x

[duhpunk]

what just happened? did Bironas miss?

[crit]

Crit, that avatar is awesome.
why thank you sir.

[preppyak]

Tennessee's redzone offense is atrocious.
Miami's is awesome...they've given the other team 14 points by turning it over from their redzone

[duhpunk]

fuck you Bironas. you just missed giving me 3 points

[Killadelphia]

Jesus Christ. The Eagles Special Teams squad kills us again. Now we're going to be losing going into the half.

[Chris M.]

Tennessee only missed that field goal because they took Kerry Collins out of the game. If they kept him in, he would have led them to first and goal, and then.... thrown an interception.

[preppyak]

its amazing...I listen to the broadcasters in this Miami game and every name I think "who"?

[Drew Beringer]

Fuck you Oakland. Dammit. The Packers need to pick it up in the 2nd half.

[duhpunk]

Tennessee only missed that field goal because they took Kerry Collins out of the game. If they kept him in, he would have led them to first and goal, and then.... thrown an interception.

well put.

[tacosforcharles]

I don't understand what they're challenging...?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Yeah, I'm pretty much in this game for the humor...knowing Buffalo's past, I'm expecting a 35 point Miami 4th quarter comeback to set an NFL record or something

But I would gladly take that SD-Tenn game too...epic QB matchup
Like when the Bills came back from 35-3 to beat the Oilers 41-38?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

LEE EVANS SCORED A TOUCHDOWN???!!!

whaaaat?
haha 31-7 Buffalo.
this just in, Miami stinks.
he made a beautiful catch too. Maybe now he'll stop whining for JP Losman to play QB again

[tacosforcharles]

Dammit...coulda been 21-0 at half...now it's looking like a real game. Pack needs to come out strong in the 2nd half.

[duhpunk]

its amazing...I listen to the broadcasters in this Miami game and every name I think "who"?

"and now starting at running back, Jose Santos. apparently the team signed him this morning on their way to the game. they saw him running through a parking lot from a couple of dogs and decided he would be better at the position than anyone else on their team"

[preppyak]

wow...really, another turnover for Miami. Their offensive line is literally killing their quarterbacks. Cleo Lemons got murdered there

[Killadelphia]

7-6 ugh.

[Chris M.]

What? Where's John Beck!?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

What a hit by Anthony Hargrove. I fucking love that dude.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Where's John Beck? About to come back in the game. Love it.

[Chris M.]

Volek just got sacked. He was clearly distracted by the fact that Rivers came back to the sidelines and Volek knows his time in the spotlight is over.

[1moreandimfree]

C'mon Dallas. Get 6.

[duhpunk]

c'mon Volek. get it to Gates.

[duhpunk]

okay, never mind...

[Chris M.]

Collins is back in for the Titans.

[1moreandimfree]

14-20

[preppyak]

"and now starting at running back, Jose Santos. apparently the team signed him this morning on their way to the game. they saw him running through a parking lot from a couple of dogs and decided he would be better at the position than anyone else on their team"
hahaha...exactly
Where's John Beck? About to come back in the game. Love it.
Haha, Trent Edwards just did his best John Beck impression
Collins is back in for the Titans.
Money!

[Chris M.]

And, over in Detroit, Terrell Owens is preparing to kill himself at halftime because he has 0 receptions so far.

[tacosforcharles]

Dammit Detroit!!

[Chris M.]

Tennessee goes 3 and out as Kerry Collins thinks to himself "Take that, Billy Volek!"

[Vanilla Bear]

my fantasy opponent signed the buffalo defense this morning...bastard!

[preppyak]

Miami has 3 fumbled snaps already...not even halftime yet...watching them play, it feels like they are TRYING to lose games, every player wanting to be the worst so they can get cut from this team and be free

[rcrook]

holy shit that first half of chargers/titans might have been the most miserable half of football ive ever seen. both qbs knocked out of the game, LT is running like shit, Bironas missed a chip shot then yelled at his holder, there are fights after every play its gross to think that both these teams could be in the playoffs

[duhpunk]

here's my fantasy matchup at the moment:

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1923/scoreei7.png

[crit]

Houston and Tampa just got the second half underway, Andre Davis returned the kickouff 97 yards for the score. 21-7 Texans.

[duhpunk]

hooray for Tampa...

this is why i'm a Jags fan.

[Chris M.]

Lemon just sacked, 4th down for Miami. How long till the Dolphins realize that their QB problems will be solved when they sign Koy Detmer.

[Vanilla Bear]

dammit...i was forced to start marshawn lynch at the flex position since roy williams is out, not a good move

[duhpunk]

earlier this year on Sportsline, someone said "the start of the week is 'bye', because that's who Miami plays this week"

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Lemon just sacked, 4th down for Miami. How long till the Dolphins realize that their QB problems will be solved when they sign Koy Detmer.
that wasn't a sack, dude. That was a fucking spike. He had Lemon up and down like a WWE wrestler.

[duhpunk]

damn you Graham.

come on Jackson!!!

[crit]

Rudi Johnson is awful. Sure he has a touchdown but he has 10 yards on 9 carries. Looks like he's going to manage to bring down that 2.9 ypc average he has coming into today. Kenny Watson has been better, and seems to be better catching balls out of the backfield as well. Then they have DeDe Dorsey (whoever that is) who has 3 carries today for 78. I don't get why they keep giving Rudi the bulk of the carries.

[Killadelphia]

hugeeeeeeeeeeeee Gaither!

Big fumble recovery, smart play by Patterson. Giants are challenging it though.

[Killadelphia]

It was definitely a catch and fumble. They better call it.

[Killadelphia]

Rudi Johnson is awful. Sure he has a touchdown but he has 10 yards on 9 carries. Looks like he's going to manage to bring down that 2.9 ypc average he has coming into today. Kenny Watson has been better, and seems to be better catching balls out of the backfield as well. Then they have DeDe Dorsey (whoever that is) who has 3 carries today for 78. I don't get why they keep giving Rudi the bulk of the carries.

Thats why Rudi might be seeing is walking papers.

[preppyak]

that wasn't a sack, dude. That was a fucking spike. He had Lemon up and down like a WWE wrestler.
I feel like Cleo is going to resign in the middle of this game...just walk off the field and say "fuck this"

[Killadelphia]

nice pass and catch Koren.

[duhpunk]

Trent Green took the easy way out.

[Chris M.]

I feel like Cleo is going to resign in the middle of this game...just walk off the field and say "fuck this"

The thought of this probably scares Cam Cameron more than the thought of going 0-16.

[Killadelphia]

Call Stands...Punch it in!

[Killadelphia]

And we get a false start penalty at home, ugh. 1st and goal from the 13 now.

[preppyak]

at what point do the Dolphins just say "can we forfeit these next 3 and get this over with...they are just ugly looking...I believe that several college teams could house them

Edit: The traditional knowledge is that any NFL team on any day can win...that the talent gap between teams is at most 10-15%, and so with the right breaks, the best can lose to the worst. This Miami team is disproving that....even with the right breaks, I do not believe they could have beaten the Jets, Niners, or any other team that has shown themselves to not be a solid team this season. I see no logical way that Cam Cameron would want to stay in Miami...there is not hope there...they have their best player probably gone after this season (Jason Taylor), and they only get so many draft picks. With the lack of talent and the demoralization of this season, they have 3-4 more years until they can even pretend at 8-8.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I feel like Cleo is going to resign in the middle of this game...just walk off the field and say "fuck this"
It's been lovely chatting about this monstrosity of a game but now I have to go to work...where I will continue to watch the game.

[Killadelphia]

McNabb sacked at the 21. Good job WRs...Get open for once.

[Chris M.]

Trent Green took the easy way out.

You know Trent Green was just hoping the opportunity to hurt himself would arise so he could get out of that Miami locker room.

[Scott Weber]

remember when floyd said the dolphins would make the playoffs

[Chris M.]

WHAT THE HELL CTV!?

Fuck this breaking news. I was watching the QB battle of the century (Volek-Collins).

[Killadelphia]

Fucking pathetic. 1st and goal at the 8 and they go backwards. 10-6.

[duhpunk]

hahaha, sorry Killadelphia, but the Giants D just saved me some major fantasy points.

[crit]

at what point do the Dolphins just say "can we forfeit these next 3 and get this over with...they are just ugly looking...I believe that several college teams could house them
hahaha

[Drew Beringer]

How does SD not score from the 1?

[Chris M.]

Rivers is back in for San Diego, and they get a 1st and goal, then it's 4th and goal and they have to settle for a field goal. Boy... does Norv Turner wish that Billy Volek was in there now.

[crit]

Chargers tied it up after failing to get it in from 1st and goal. 3-3!

[rcrook]

Vince Young is a miserable excuse for a QB. 7 td's and 16 ints this year. Rivers sucks as well but I rip him a new one every week so this is nothing new.

[duhpunk]

oh dear. where is Gates? :-(

[Vanilla Bear]

the announcers can stop the frozen tundra talk...it's 19 degrees, a pleasant day in GB

[Killadelphia]

weird.

[Chris M.]

And now Vince Young is coming back in.

[preppyak]

hahaha
Outside of about 10 minutes of their game with Pittsburgh, this is the only game I have watched of the Dolphins...and they are even worse than analysts are saying, however that is possible. If I was a Dolphins fan, I wouldn't even be able to turn their games on anymore, Id watch another game, and maybe, maybe, if they were close at halftime, I'd change over to the channel and take a chance

[FondestMemory]

remember when floyd said the dolphins would make the playoffs

not just him. a lot of people gave me shit this offseason when i said the dolphins would be picking first in next year's draft.

[FondestMemory]

greg jennings is god.

[Killadelphia]

Outside of about 10 minutes of their game with Pittsburgh, this is the only game I have watched of the Dolphins...and they are even worse than analysts are saying, however that is possible. If I was a Dolphins fan, I wouldn't even be able to turn their games on anymore, Id watch another game, and maybe, maybe, if they were close at halftime, I'd change over to the channel and take a chance

I don't know. I'd still watch the Eagles if they were doing that poorly like in 05' during the McMahon/Detmer experiment. But I know I'm different than a Dolphins fan, who has plenty of other shit to do down there.

[Scott Weber]

that was such a badass touchdown.

[preppyak]

haha, Greg Jennings, 2 rec 100yds 1TD

[Vanilla Bear]

80 yard TD pass to jennings...that was pretty cocky

[crit]

TO called for PI. I hope they lose and he blows up after the game.

[preppyak]

I don't know. I'd still watch the Eagles if they were doing that poorly like in 05' during the McMahon/Detmer experiment. But I know I'm different than a Dolphins fan, who has plenty of other shit to do down there.
Its 81 degrees in Miami...I'd be at the fucking beach instead of watching this game

[Killadelphia]

80 yard TD pass to jennings...that was pretty cocky

Greg Jennings went from having 0 points in an ESPN league to have 16.

[1moreandimfree]

Why did Detroit decline that offensive PI?

[crit]

Just saw the replay of the Jennings touchdown...that was just nice.

[rcrook]

oh dear. where is Gates? :-(

well he got hurt earlier and he has come back in but we still dont throw to him for some odd reason. last week 1 reception for -1 yard this week 1 reception for 5 yards. we're really utilizing his abilities right now. this team is a sloppy mess, norv sucks rivers sucks merriman is out this team needs to call it a season and just lose in the first round

[duhpunk]

80 yard TD pass to jennings...that was pretty cocky

did another fan make "illegal contact" after he scored? hah

[crit]

Greg Jennings now has 46 catches...11 for touchdowns.

[Drew Beringer]

I love Greg Jennings, I wish I could watch this game, this fuckin sucks living in Indiana.

[Killadelphia]

Its 81 degrees in Miami...I'd be at the fucking beach instead of watching this game

haha, the water is too cold. It is like 75 and not 82.

[Drew Beringer]

Bring us the NFC North title!

[Chris M.]

Rivers is intercepted.

[Killadelphia]

Our WRs suck.

[Drew Beringer]

Philip Rivers is so bad. I'd rather have Rex Grossman.

[crit]

Bad Philip. interception Tennessee.

[Vanilla Bear]

did another fan make "illegal contact" after he scored? hah

haha...no. if u watch the vid of that, it really doesn't seem like the dude was grabbing at his junk, the nfl network made a big deal outta nothing.

[preppyak]

haha, the water is too cold. It is like 75 and not 82.
haha...I have friends who lived in Miami...they said when it snows, people go running outside like its the apocalypse and they want to catch a glimpse of the end.

[rcrook]

jesus christ philip rivers' mother should have had an abortion

[preppyak]

Philip Rivers is so bad. I'd rather have Rex Grossman.
hahah...added to the list of things I never thought I'd hear someone say

[duhpunk]

haha, the water is too cold. It is like 75 and not 82.

truth, but that's not that cold.

[Chris M.]

Marshawn Lynch is feeling bad for the Dolphins, so he fumbled so Jason Taylor could recover it.

[Killadelphia]

haha...I have friends who lived in Miami...they said when it snows, people go running outside like its the apocalypse and they want to catch a glimpse of the end.

What are you talking about? There's plenty of people hitting the slopes down there at the clubs.

[Drew Beringer]

hahah...added to the list of things I never thought I'd hear someone say
Haha, just shows how bad Rivers is. Especially when you have weapons like LT and Gates.

[Drew Beringer]

Justin Harrel is such a waste of a first round draft pick. Ugh.

[Chris M.]

Woah, great effort by Lendale White.

[Killadelphia]

Marshawn Lynch is feeling bad for the Dolphins, so he fumbled so Jason Taylor could recover it.

what a jerk.

[Drew Beringer]

lol who would have thought that Lendale White would be the better of the two USC RBs.

Chris Brown scores the touchdown, but he got his leg fucked up.

[Killadelphia]

Great defensive effort again. Cole and Patterson might make the Pro Bowl.