MILFs

[The Revisionist]

I had sex with one this weekend. It was incredible.

Has anybody else gotten the opportunity to have sex with a MILF, or even a DILF? Let's talk about these works of art.

[mybreakingpoint]

Kelly Ripa is the Queen of MsILF.

[tambam]

I had sex with one this weekend. It was incredible.

Has anybody else gotten the opportunity to have sex with a MILF, or even a DILF? Let's talk about these works of art.

That sounded kind of gay. Just saying.

[The Revisionist]

Thanks for the contribution!

[4N6 science]

i haven't been with a MILF, but you're a lucky man...

[joeag1985]

I had sex with one this weekend. It was incredible.

Has anybody else gotten the opportunity to have sex with a MILF, or even a DILF? Let's talk about these works of art.

Yes I've had this experience. Incredible's a good word to use. Well done sir.

[theguilt engine]

That sounded kind of gay. Just saying.
Bhahaha

[Ailite]

Well done.

[brentkid]

Kelly Ripa is the Queen of MsILF.
No.

[Shoes]

How old was she??

[FatJordan]

How did you go about picking up said MILF? And was she a legit MILF, or just an unfortunate teenage mother?

[jos_hua]

wait. don't mind me asking. but what is a DILF?

[PaulsRightNut]

pics or it didn't happen

[Lee McGee]

Dad I'd like to fuck

[The Revisionist]

She's older than me... not a teenage mother, but not a cougar unfortunately. :'(

I work with her and happened to see her at the bar on Thursday night. We got drunk, started talking, and she invited me to some party her friend was throwing at another bar the next night. I accepted, we went together, got our crunk on, came back to my apartment... fill in the blanks after that.

[gloriousmuse]

ive never fucked a DILF, but i'd totally do Patrick Dempsey

[The Revisionist]

What's the graphic? I want to see it!

[mybreakingpoint]

No.

http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/30/51/kellyripahamptons3.m.jpg

Yes.

That's after 3 kids.

[crit]

pics or it didn't happen.

[3eb23]

Kelly Ripa is the Queen of MsILF.

dude I'm thinking Brooke Burke

[Stereo Mike]

I analled a MILF in the upstairs of a bar in Boston. She had three kids I believe.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

She's older than me... not a teenage mother, but not a cougar unfortunately. :'(

I work with her and happened to see her at the bar on Thursday night. We got drunk, started talking, and she invited me to some party her friend was throwing at another bar the next night. I accepted, we went together, got our crunk on, came back to my apartment... fill in the blanks after that.


That's beautiful.

[williek311]

I analled a MILF in the upstairs of a bar in Boston. She had three kids I believe.
If this is true, that is amazing.

[brentkid]

dude I'm thinking Brooke Burke
Heidi Klum.

[gloriousmuse]

http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/30/51/kellyripahamptons3.m.jpg

Yes.

That's after 3 kids.

she's had three kids? damn, go her. i hear she's pregnant again, lol

[dannytheschid]

oh man, there's a fantasy I haven't fullfilled yet.

[Carlo Marx]

I had sex with one this weekend. It was incredible.

Has anybody else gotten the opportunity to have sex with a MILF, or even a DILF? Let's talk about these works of art.


one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.

[pilot_light_out]

the mom on the show still standing is fucking sexy.

[3mpire]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.
If true, that's awesome.

[mybreakingpoint]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.

Epic.

[Stereo Mike]

If this is true, that is amazing.
Completely true. Wonderful things happen to English kids in America.

[The Revisionist]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.WOW! That's something, give him props from me.

And to whomever gave anal to the mom, props to you too. This is a good thread.

[popdisaster00]

This woman, she was like 30, used to come into my work and flirt the fuck out of me. Always. I am 18. I am confident that I could have brought her in the bathroom and fucked her. She was decent looking but had bad teeth, so I didn't. Oh also, because I have a girlfriend.

[popdisaster00]

ive never fucked a DILF, but i'd totally do Patrick Dempsey
I read Patrick Duffey at first.

[popdisaster00]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.
So fucking legendary.

The mom on According to Jim is damn sexy.

[saysmydoctor]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.
Elaborate.

[Carlo Marx]

Elaborate.

It was her high school graduation party. Her father decided to call it an early night, while her mom decided to stay up and drink with us. After a few hours people were leaving, going to bed, etc. She decided it was time for sleep, but my friend wanted to stay up and drink. The last thing I saw was her mom and Matt (her boyfriend) getting cozy in the hot tub, and BAM! The next day we find out just where everything led.

[tambam]

Haha, that's absolutely horrible. What a mom.

[Alexxx]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.
holy fuck.
epic..

[jwelborn]

This is my lifetime goal, as soon as this happens to me, I will be able to die happily. My bestfriends gf's mom is a milf 100 percent, and I try to get with her every chance I can, but it never works. And I've always found the mother on "Yes, Dear" to be extremely attractive.

[alexaa.]

I'm pretty sure that you're talking about my mom. That's hilarious.

[AP_Punk]

Mom, I'd like to fuck.

[pilot_light_out]

http://americanpie.ugo.com/images/american-pie-movie/characters-1/characters-1-6.jpg

[roxy]

I analled a MILF in the upstairs of a bar in Boston. She had three kids I believe.

And what bar would that be Michael?

[TAYF152]

the best ive gotten is having moms sending me nude pics on their daughters phones...pretty hot tho still

[SonEric84]

The personal life forum keeps sinking lower and lower.

[iAMhollyood315]

She's older than me... not a teenage mother, but not a cougar unfortunately. :'(

I work with her and happened to see her at the bar on Thursday night. We got drunk, started talking, and she invited me to some party her friend was throwing at another bar the next night. I accepted, we went together, got our crunk on, came back to my apartment... fill in the blanks after that.


hey, what bars do you go to? i usually go to chucks and sometimes pj dorseys and kittie hoins and shit like that when im home

[Stereo Mike]

And what bar would that be Michael?
It was Bogarts in Bridgewater Ashley. Not techincally in Boston city, but close enough. How are you doing?

[Thug_Nasty]

was she a hot milf or nasty milf? any pics?

[xZiggyStardustx]

This is all because of American Pie

[jwelborn]

was she a hot milf or nasty milf? any pics?

She couldn't have been that nasty if she was a milf, right?

[Gumbyjag]

classic thread, gotta love MILFs. I work at a grocery store so I see them every day I work.

[roxy]

It was Bogarts in Bridgewater Ashley. Not techincally in Boston city, but close enough. How are you doing?

haha, that makes it even better. I have heard so many stories about Bogarts. I am good, graduating on tuesday!

[popdisaster00]

She couldn't have been that nasty if she was a milf, right?
Exactly. I asked my friends today if they've ever had a milf encounter and my buddy goes, "yeah dude but not with a hot one." Well a milf isn't a milf if she isn't hot.

[The Revisionist]

hey, what bars do you go to? i usually go to chucks and sometimes pj dorseys and kittie hoins and shit like that when im homeI can usually be found at Al's downtown (where I met her the night before) and the night everything went down, I was at Mezzanotte. Sometimes I'll go to Blarney Stone on Tipp Hill with people from work.

To whomever asked for pictures, I have none, and she has no Myspace or Facebook or anything. She is not nasty. She's got a sister who is a little more attractive, I want to see if I can swing a three-way down the line (which I am pretty sure is not beyond the realm of possibility).

[wesgemm08]

I mean, if its not a cougar its not worth the brag

[The Revisionist]

Whatever dude, quit drinking Labatt.

[micahistheballs]

I honestly don't know many. Am I not looking hard enough.
I'm in high school so you'd think those would be prime MILF hunting years.

[popdisaster00]

I honestly don't know many. Am I not looking hard enough.
I'm in high school so you'd think those would be prime MILF hunting years.
Nah dude. It's like when you're 18, stretching to early-mid 20s. A real woman isn't interested in a teenager, but a young 20-something is totally set up to bone a milf.

[Broken Parachute]

This summer I worked at a soccer store. I catered to hot soccer moms allllllllll day and that's not even close to exaggerating. Some of the moms that would come in, it was like mind blowing that they could have kids and still be so ridiculously hot.

Actually me and my friend, the perverts that we are, would take turns looking down shirts and thong watch the moms whenever they would bend down to try shoes on their kid.

[lightcollapse]

This summer I worked at a soccer store. I catered to hot soccer moms allllllllll day and that's not even close to exaggerating. Some of the moms that would come in, it was like mind blowing that they could have kids and still be so ridiculously hot.

Actually me and my friend, the perverts that we are, would take turns looking down shirts and thong watch the moms whenever they would bend down to try shoes on their kid.

...

dude. weird.

[lake of tears]

MILF hunter
lol i want one too !!!!!

she must have pounded your dick

[lake of tears]

one of my friends got head form his girlfriends mom, in a hot tub, while his girlfriend was inside the house. It was legendary. She still hasn't found out about it.

And major props to you, sir.


Stacy's Mom
:-D

[Broken Parachute]

...

dude. weird.Yes, it's so weird to look at tits and ass. Good thing I'm gay.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Hahaha this thread is amazing. Unfortunately never got a milf. Shit though, right now I'm looking for anything I can get hahahahahaha.

[popdisaster00]

The only Milfs that come into my work are the ones that are getting dvds for their kids, but there is one specific blonde lady that I can recall who has the biggest fucking rack and nicest ass, and she has like 3 kids. She also drives a fucking black suburban, but I know she is divorced too. She is such the stereotypical milf and I want to fuck her brains out in the back room while her kids are throwing "hoodwinked" around the store like toys.

[Carlo Marx]

The only Milfs that come into my work are the ones that are getting dvds for their kids, but there is one specific blonde lady that I can recall who has the biggest fucking rack and nicest ass, and she has like 3 kids. She also drives a fucking black suburban, but I know she is divorced too. She is such the stereotypical milf and I want to fuck her brains out in the back room while her kids are throwing "hoodwinked" around the store like toys.

hoodwinked was awesome.

[Lost Glories]

i recently got a milf.

she was 26.

sex was alright. the only good thing was that she liked being dominated.