What to do about bad kissers?

[radio napalm]

So recently I've started dating this rad girl. We get along on so many levels. But she's a fucking terrible kisser. I mean, it seems like she's never made out with anyone.. ever. She swallows my face, chokes me with her tongue, and makes my entire face hurt from how hard she's pressing against it. God knows if she's this terrible at kissing, she's going to be even worse at other things.

What do I about this? I mean, other than this problem, there's really nothing wrong with her. Girls, how would you like to be approached about this? Or should I just forget it and run?

[UntilItKillsYou]

tell her how you feel?

[pinkluv13]

she most likely isn't aware that she's a horrible kisser...make out with her alot and get her used to your way of kissing...it'll be like training her for what's yet to come

[UntilItKillsYou]

i still say tell her, she will try to improve for you if she likes you enough

[oneswiftmotion]

If you tell her, it'll just be really weird and make her feel bad.
I agree with pinkluv, train her to your ways..

[UntilItKillsYou]

she needs to know though

[oneswiftmotion]

Okay then, what would be the appropriate way to tell her? I just can't seem to find one.

[brentkid]

I didn't like the way my ex kissed when we first started going out. Over time I just sort of guided her in the way I kissed and she started picking up on it. I think it'd be a really awkward situation to confront her about being a bad kisser.

[a.t.123]

yeah
saying something is asking for trouble
just try and...calm her down next time...without saying anything...if she's attacking you tell her to chill or take it slow or something

[pilot_light_out]

I think you have to tell her, but not tell her. The next time your makin out, just tell her sweetly (come out for air but stay close to her face, as to not make it seem like you want to stop) what you want her to do differently. If she's using to much tongue, tell her, but laugh about it likes its cool, shit like that. Don't make it a big deal. She'll want to know how you want her to kiss you.

[UntilItKillsYou]

I think you have to tell her, but not tell her. The next time your makin out, just tell her sweetly (come out for air but stay close to her face, as to not make it seem like you want to stop) what you want her to do differently. If she's using to much tongue, tell her, but laugh about it likes its cool, shit like that. Don't make it a big deal. She'll want to know how you want her to kiss you.

that was the way im thinking about

[mattybobviously]

I have never encountered a poor kisser. :shrug: I'm living in fear.

[Dervela]

I didn't like the way my ex kissed when we first started going out. Over time I just sort of guided her in the way I kissed and she started picking up on it. I think it'd be a really awkward situation to confront her about being a bad kisser.

thats what i would say. sometimes you just have to train/guide the person by showing them what your into and what your not. idk.. i agree i think that would be a pretty awkward conversation but then again she is your girlfriend. you could prob joke around about it so it's not weird.

[sammy678]

I didn't like the way my ex kissed when we first started going out. Over time I just sort of guided her in the way I kissed and she started picking up on it. I think it'd be a really awkward situation to confront her about being a bad kisser.


this is great advice.

Absoultey don't tell her. She'll be offended and embarassed and prob really self conscience.

[oneswiftmotion]

I have never encountered a poor kisser. :shrug: I'm living in fear.

you're only 15, you'll probably encounter a few.

[stop snitchin]

tell her how you feel?

you're crazy hooch, thats crazy

[immorehxcthanu]

my ex told me I was a bad kisser and gave me some pointers. It didn't bother me at all, in the long run it was a good thing that he told me that...

[UntilItKillsYou]

you're crazy hooch, thats crazy

you should ask him for a booty breakdown of this girl, see if its worth it

what episode is that from btw?

[UntilItKillsYou]

my ex told me I was a bad kisser and gave me some pointers. It didn't bother me at all, in the long run it was a good thing that he told me that...

ya see hbaig?

[immorehxcthanu]

ya see hbaig?

wow.

[UntilItKillsYou]

wow.

you helped me prove a point, thanks

[immorehxcthanu]

you're not even speaking any language...

[UntilItKillsYou]

what?

[YourFaceIsFunny]

There's always hope when it comes to things like that.
Tell her to chill, slop is not sexy.

[Tanya Marie]

I wouldn't tell her yet I would just kiss her differently and see how she picks up on it, kissing is a sweet thing and if the kiss isn't working out and your still bothered by it then obviously you never cared about her to much and I would move on.. Find someone that makes you happy about everything :)

[LV03]

i just started hooking up with a guy who kisses like a lizzard....and then he told me to stick my tongue out more.........wtf

[punkyandy]

just skip to bigger and better things. namely, 3rd base and homeruns ;)


what? I'm not being helpful?

[lake of tears]

hahahah I would teach her my way :D

[amillionmiles]

I've encountered that. its terrible at the time but if she is really worth it, train her.

[infamous_alias]

Every girl I've ever been with, after the first kiss, regardless of their skill level I tell them they're horrible at kissing. They of course strive to be better and get more practice, and it's a win-win for everyone involved :)

[vixsummer]

Every girl I've ever been with, after the first kiss, regardless of their skill level I tell them they're horrible at kissing. They of course strive to be better and get more practice, and it's a win-win for everyone involved :)

LOL that's so fucked up, dude. haha girls are such suckers, I love it.

Try to spin it in a way that's makes it sexier, like you tell her what to do (slow, fast, soft, hard, whatever does it for you) and then she can tell you what she likes, because if her style is so different from yours, she might not be loving your MO sessions either. I've had some bad kissers in my day, and a whispered "Slower" never really killed the mood - if anything it boosted it, because he knew I wanted to enjoy it and make it last longer.

[radio napalm]

she most likely isn't aware that she's a horrible kisser...make out with her alot and get her used to your way of kissing...it'll be like training her for what's yet to come

See.. here's the deal though.. I've been trying that for a week or two now.. Hell, I even tried pushing her off of me when she was choking me with her tongue but she only gets more aggressive with it and makes it worse. It's not that she's only just a bad kisser, but she attacks me with it.

[sjb2k1]

See.. here's the deal though.. I've been trying that for a week or two now.. Hell, I even tried pushing her off of me when she was choking me with her tongue but she only gets more aggressive with it and makes it worse. It's not that she's only just a bad kisser, but she attacks me with it.

God that's gotta be horrible ;)

I would say that if you told her about it, you could pretty much count on never kissing her again...but a previous poster shot down that theory. I always try to kiss the way that I want to be kissed back...so maybe you should choke her right back and see what she does, heheh. Seriously though, best advice is, if she's worth it, to keep trying to train her. Be patient, kemosabe.

[emerypearl]

bad kissers are non-negotiables.

[radio napalm]

bad kissers are non-negotiables.

i think i'm starting to agree with you.

[Gumbyjag]

this thread reminds me of Sex and the City.

[xvszero]

The easiest way to tell someone they are bad at something is...

to not tell them they are bad at something. Take the blame.

Say something like "I don't know if maybe I'm doing something wrong here, but maybe if WE tried..."

Never say if "you" tried, say if "we" tried even if you are specifically talking about something only she can do.

And then make it into a preference thing as opposed to a quality thing, like...

"I'm a bit weird about kissing, I kind of want to try things out this way..."

Etc.

[pinkluv13]

See.. here's the deal though.. I've been trying that for a week or two now.. Hell, I even tried pushing her off of me when she was choking me with her tongue but she only gets more aggressive with it and makes it worse. It's not that she's only just a bad kisser, but she attacks me with it.

end it with her. it's not worth it then.

[concernedparent]

I've been there. We didn't date long enough for me to fix her problem though. But it's ok, since now I know she makes a fool of herself to other guys.

[CandyDistructio]

Just a hint so you don't get hurt as much, if you grab her hair by the back of the head when she's pressing down to hard pull her hair back a bit so she eases up. Doesn't screw you over, and she might even like it.

[IAPAI]

Every girl I've ever been with, after the first kiss, regardless of their skill level I tell them they're horrible at kissing. They of course strive to be better and get more practice, and it's a win-win for everyone involved :)

That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever heard (read). I think I might start using that tactic just to see where it goes.

[rockthatpit]

Okay here's my solution. It's easy, since you're the guy.

Be controlling/dominant. When she starts to get overwhelming, pull away. When you're the one in charge, it's easy to handle.

Another thing you could try would be holding her face. Not only does that help you have control, it's majorly sweet.

[xZiggyStardustx]

Every girl I've ever been with, after the first kiss, regardless of their skill level I tell them they're horrible at kissing. They of course strive to be better and get more practice, and it's a win-win for everyone involved :)


I think, I hate you

[dejaxentendu]

this girl must be mildly retarded dump her ass before she eats your uvula

[Siren Silently]

Pray she progresses? :shrug:

[johnh5304]

Tell her when you break up.

[PadraicPrincess]

just show by example. it never fails

[micahistheballs]

Once a girl and I were both wanting to break up with each other so badly, we just said it was because we thought the other was a bad kisser. Really, she was cheating on me and would develop herpes one month later. I win.

[billyboatkid]

My gf was horrible too thats why you teach them.. haha

[intensified]

Hell, I even tried pushing her off of me when she was choking me with her tongue but she only gets more aggressive with it and makes it worse. It's not that she's only just a bad kisser, but she attacks me with it.

that is scary.
i feel sorry for you.

[boykosaurus]

luckily for me, bad kissers were one-time deals...though I suggest you just inform her

[boykosaurus]

My gf was horrible too thats why you teach them.. haha
exactly

[billyboatkid]

exactly
Yup that goes for everything, bad at sex.. ya teach em, bad at head ya teach em, bad at anal ya teach em hahaha

[whoaitsailsa]

Yup that goes for everything, bad at sex.. ya teach em, bad at head ya teach em, bad at anal ya teach em hahaha

bad at grammar/spelling, you teach them?

[Dan1234]

See.. here's the deal though.. I've been trying that for a week or two now.. Hell, I even tried pushing her off of me when she was choking me with her tongue but she only gets more aggressive with it and makes it worse.


you're complaining??? I would be in heaven

[meliisssaaaa]

don't break up with her! just be patient. over time i'm sure she'll improve.

[billyboatkid]

bad at grammar/spelling, you teach them?

If I wanted someone to criticize my grammar and spelling, I would go to English class so keep it music.

[SAOSIN7years]

I have never encountered a poor kisser. :shrug: I'm living in fear.

YOU are that bad kisser.

[gloriousmuse]

i made out with a "shamu" once, i thought i was drowning. that was huge mistake.

[concernedparent]

i made out with a "shamu" once, i thought i was drowning. that was huge mistake.
Whales probably aren't good kissers because they're a different species.

[chronomic]

bite her, tell her how horrible she is, then breakup with her, then kill her dog. oh then tell her shes ugly.


thatll do the trick.

[concernedparent]

bite her, tell her how horrible she is, then breakup with her, then kill her dog. oh then tell her shes ugly.


thatll do the trick.
I prefer chinese water torture.

[chronomic]

I prefer chinese water torture.

i dont know why but i laughed a good amount at that

[doomcrs04]

Fuck last girl I made out with was truly sticking her tongue down my throat. I told her to cool it, and she laughed and understood. The rest of the night turned to be great from then on.

[FatJordan]

Once a girl and I were both wanting to break up with each other so badly, we just said it was because we thought the other was a bad kisser. Really, she was cheating on me and would develop herpes one month later. I win.

But did she GET herpes then, or just discover them then?

"Symptoms may not show up at first, make sure to get tested if possible infection has been considered."

[rockthatpit]

bite her, tell her how horrible she is, then breakup with her, then kill her dog. oh then tell her shes ugly.


thatll do the trick.

That does definately get the point across...

[TMartin442]

kiss her down there the way she kisses you up there. she will get the point.

[updownleftright]

kiss her down there the way she kisses you up there. she will get the point.

HAHA
classic.

[luv2laff88]

tell her how you feel and try to show her how you want to be kissed.

[whoaitsailsa]

If I wanted someone to criticize my grammar and spelling, I would go to English class so keep it music.

perhaps if you had gone to english class in the first place, there wouldn't be a problem.

[billyboatkid]

perhaps if you had gone to english class in the first place, there wouldn't be a problem.

Hahaha dumb bitches always thinking they're witty... Get over I don't spell/type right, you're annoying its the way of the world.

[whoaitsailsa]

Hahaha dumb bitches always thinking they're witty... Get over I don't spell/type right, you're annoying its the way of the world.

point. proven.
nice comeback, kid.