My girlfriend and I recently broke up.

[saysmydoctor]

To be perfectly honest, I've had more of a series of flings rather than real relationships. Which wasn't a problem (I actually enjoyed it more, in retrospect) until I started dating this girl. I don't know what happened to this girl in her past, but this girl was demanding of affection and I've never really been extroverted while that's the opposite of what she was. She laid everything on the table.(It was one of those japanese table, where the table is your carpet and you sat around it on your knees. Metaphorically.) Well, I'm more of a teaser but apparently, this girl is not up to teasing. Slight taunts pissed her off, but unlike everything else, she kept that in until it reached a boiling point and she angrily told me off and then gave me the silent treatment for a weekend, so I was utterly clueless to what was going on.

When she finally told me, I was like "Fuck. I'm sorry." And I threw all of my shit on the table. But she went into this "blah blah blah I've never stood up for myself and now I have with you blah blah blah I need to think blah blah space space space I'm pmsing blah blah blah."

And this 'space went on for a week, two weeks, and the entire time I'm repeating myself, trying to remedy it. I got to the point where I was like "Do you want to end this?" And she told me she didn't. Well, we know what you don't want to do--so what do you want to do? I'm thinking she missed out on what opposites were in kindergarten. She was calling me selfish and shit and yet was expecting me to wait and stay like a needy fuckin' dog. And it struck me that, I wasn't a needy fuckin' dog. I finally was like "You have to answer." And she didn't. And she was getting closer with this fuckin' douchebag and I finally was fed up and broke with her.

Then she decides she wants to fix it. But at that point, I was like it's too damn late, go away. But unfortunately, I still like this a girl tad.

So besides asking the local whore for anal, what does the Personal Life forum suggest?

[Bob Payne]

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[thetrueblood]

she sounds nuts. she must be hot. so on scale, which one weighs less?

[redsand62]

Stab her with your pork sword.

[chronomic]

murder the bitch straight up

[resrchmnkygrl6]

she sounds nuts. she must be hot. so on scale, which one weighs less?
She DOES sound creepy. In the long run, I think you'll be better off. Who needs a crazy woman in their life?

[thetrueblood]

Stab her with your pork sword.

I'm not sure why this made me laugh.

[saysmydoctor]

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Try again.
she sounds nuts. she must be hot. so on scale, which one weighs less?
She was hot. Extremely.
Stab her with your pork sword.
Bloodhound Gangs are suddenly playing in my head.

"Pressure wash the quiver bone--in the bitch wrinkle.
murder the bitch straight up
Not plausible.
She DOES sound creepy. In the long run, I think you'll be better off. Who needs a crazy woman in their life?
I agree with you, she was a little off.

[punkyandy]

well i guess it just matters if you really were the selfish ass she called you to be. if that's the case and you were teasing around with other girls (were you?), then i say you should apologize again and take her back, provided you like her enough and think it's worth a shot.

other than that, wield your pork sword fa sho

[rcrook]

lol at all of you guys

[Tanya Marie]

To be perfectly honest, I've had more of a series of flings rather than real relationships. Which wasn't a problem (I actually enjoyed it more, in retrospect) until I started dating this girl. I don't know what happened to this girl in her past, but this girl was demanding of affection and I've never really been extroverted while that's the opposite of what she was. She laid everything on the table.(It was one of those japanese table, where the table is your carpet and you sat around it on your knees. Metaphorically.) Well, I'm more of a teaser but apparently, this girl is not up to teasing. Slight taunts pissed her off, but unlike everything else, she kept that in until it reached a boiling point and she angrily told me off and then gave me the silent treatment for a weekend, so I was utterly clueless to what was going on.

When she finally told me, I was like "Fuck. I'm sorry." And I threw all of my shit on the table. But she went into this "blah blah blah I've never stood up for myself and now I have with you blah blah blah I need to think blah blah space space space I'm pmsing blah blah blah."

And this 'space went on for a week, two weeks, and the entire time I'm repeating myself, trying to remedy it. I got to the point where I was like "Do you want to end this?" And she told me she didn't. Well, we know what you don't want to do--so what do you want to do? I'm thinking she missed out on what opposites were in kindergarten. She was calling me selfish and shit and yet was expecting me to wait and stay like a needy fuckin' dog. And it struck me that, I wasn't a needy fuckin' dog. I finally was like "You have to answer." And she didn't. And she was getting closer with this fuckin' douchebag and I finally was fed up and broke with her.

Then she decides she wants to fix it. But at that point, I was like it's too damn late, go away. But unfortunately, I still like this a girl tad.

So besides asking the local whore for anal, what does the Personal Life forum suggest?
Being as I am a girl, I've had my share of relationships well 2 short ones and a crap load of flings... not that I'm a whore or anything I just have a thing with commitment I'm not so good at it, anyways.. I can understand you not wanting her back just because everything turned out sour towards the end. But if you still like her even after all of it then I'd take her back.. Just because things aren't perfect and they'll never be perfect but you guys can work it out, and if she's seeing someone else sort of then its pretty much just to spite you, she wants your attention obviously. Girls have this thing where if we get hurt we find something else to cure the pain but in all reality it never works.. We always go back to the one thing that truly makes us happy.. But follow your heart.

[namembal]

Moving Mountains will save you.

[xZiggyStardustx]

Being as I am a girl, I've had my share of relationships well 2 short ones and a crap load of flings... not that I'm a whore or anything I just have a thing with commitment I'm not so good at it, anyways.. I can understand you not wanting her back just because everything turned out sour towards the end. But if you still like her even after all of it then I'd take her back.. Just because things aren't perfect and they'll never be perfect but you guys can work it out, and if she's seeing someone else sort of then its pretty much just to spite you, she wants your attention obviously. Girls have this thing where if we get hurt we find something else to cure the pain but in all reality it never works.. We always go back to the one thing that truly makes us happy.. But follow your heart.


In summation, do what you think is best

[thetrueblood]

Being as I am a girl, I've had my share of relationships well 2 short ones and a crap load of flings... not that I'm a whore or anything I just have a thing with commitment I'm not so good at it, anyways.. I can understand you not wanting her back just because everything turned out sour towards the end. But if you still like her even after all of it then I'd take her back.. Just because things aren't perfect and they'll never be perfect but you guys can work it out, and if she's seeing someone else sort of then its pretty much just to spite you, she wants your attention obviously. Girls have this thing where if we get hurt we find something else to cure the pain but in all reality it never works.. We always go back to the one thing that truly makes us happy.. But follow your heart.

slut.

[Tanya Marie]

slut.
Far from it, I just happen to look for love in all the wrong places.

[chrisx519]

Canadian Club Whiskey is my suggestion. Going through a bit of the same. Sucks that it happens around this time of year, but everything happens for a reason. This has been my wake up call that its time to change.

[infamous_alias]

Far from it, I just happen to look for love in all the wrong places.

I don't know if anyone's ever brought this to your attention before, but you look like a non-anorexic ashley olsen haha...I surprisingly approve.

[Tanya Marie]

I don't know if anyone's ever brought this to your attention before, but you look like a non-anorexic ashley olsen haha...I surprisingly approve.

Lol yeah I've been told that before, I don't think I do though :)

[xvszero]

To be perfectly honest, I've had more of a series of flings rather than real relationships. Which wasn't a problem

There is your problem.

[FatJordan]

This girl sounds like she's 17. Sorry dude, just keep living the good life and don't let people get you down. You sound like you've got a good head on your shoulders, you shouldn't have a problem finding a girl who isn't a "see you next tuesday".

[updownleftright]

Moving Mountains will save you.

mmhm. truth is music is one of the few things you can always rely on.

but i know where you're coming from. it's really hard to pull away from the good lookers. however the statement you made about flings not relationships is all on your end buddy.

[apoemtothedead]

"Give her a box of condoms. If she says "What the fuck? Pervert!" then she isn't worth it. If she says "Giggity giggity giggity alright! You wanna use these?" then--well you know."

[crivor]

Stab her with your pork sword.

sir you are a hero among mere mortals.

[saysmydoctor]

"Give her a box of condoms. If she says "What the fuck? Pervert!" then she isn't worth it. If she says "Giggity giggity giggity alright! You wanna use these?" then--well you know."
Sound advice!

[Lueda Alia]

I don't really get what the issue is.

[Rock]

Far from it, I just happen to look for love in all the wrong places.
Whore, then.

[chrisx519]

now that i think of it, pretty much any issue like this can be resolved with canadian club whiskey.

girlfriend wants to "separate" = whiskey
no direction in life = whiskey
...
um

found $20 = whiskey and coke

[Kid B]

just cut off all ties with her, you'll be better off and you'll have a story to tell your kids (if you want them), or your nieces and nephews (if youve got siblings :-))

she sounds like a total needy attention whore, and they are only compatible with modest attention repellents.

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M-(
this forum is here for a reason, jackass.

[Bob Payne]

just cut off all ties with her, you'll be better off and you'll have a story to tell your kids (if you want them), or your nieces and nephews (if youve got siblings :-))

she sounds like a total needy attention whore, and they are only compatible with modest attention repellents.



M-(
this forum is here for a reason, jackass.

There's a statute of limitations on retaliation posts.

[lauren<3s music]

if she's this crazy already, it will only get worse. count your blessings, run as fast as you can, and find someone else to fuck

[breaking news!]

dude. get the hell out of there. relationships are not supposed to be that stressful. you could easily find someone whos hot and not bipolar and crazy...theres no excuse to stay. make her take it in the butt then leave.

[updownleftright]

dude. get the hell out of there. relationships are not supposed to be that stressful. you could easily find someone whos hot and not bipolar and crazy...theres no excuse to stay. make her take it in the butt then leave.

AP is ruining girls innocence.

[breaking news!]

AP is ruining girls innocence.

...no, sorry. i dont mean to come across badly. thats just honestly what i think. no one needs to deal with a crazy bitch who should be at an institution. i am not going to stick up for her just because im a girl, because she sounds like shes not fucking stable. i wouldnt want to deal with that if i was a guy.

[updownleftright]

...no, sorry. i dont mean to come across badly. thats just honestly what i think. no one needs to deal with a crazy bitch who should be at an institution. i am not going to stick up for her just because im a girl, because she sounds like shes not fucking stable. i wouldnt want to deal with that if i was a guy.

oh i agree with you there, but this is what i was talking about. haha i thought only dudes here would say that.

make her take it in the butt then leave.

[breaking news!]

oh i agree with you there, but this is what i was talking about. haha i thought only dudes here would say that.


hahaha...your right. i probably shouldnt say that. excuse me.