Josh Scogin (Official Thread)

[pewpewpewpew]

post the best pictures/videos of our best man jumping around, putting on weight and still wearing the tightest jeans in music.


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gives hope to so many fat kids that you can wear tight girls pants, make a band and get laid.

[x togepi x]

i demand beards

[pewpewpewpew]

That is for the upcoming KC Wolfe (Official Thread)

[x togepi x]

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FUCK YEAH KC WOLFE

[Nevuk]

All I remember is some kid once insisting I listen to him meow.

[Hey Kevin]

Oh god this just made my night

[x togepi x]

best thread 2k7

[hailthewarrior]

hahahahaha. i like the man's music, but he looks so stupid, but their live show was insane.

[pewpewpewpew]

he is one goofy looking odd duck ain't.

[x togepi x]

i can't believe i've seen the chariot twice and not noticed this.

[Big_Guy]

why do people worship this guy so much?

[TheBaroness]

best thread 2k7

Definately

[x togepi x]

i remember when i used to think the chariot was good. then i heard their first album. somehow i saw them again and they got worse. too bad. that first show was really great.

[pewpewpewpew]

http://a443.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/29/l_f2ac688b3443da371d3a5075bb92af0a. jpg

[pewpewpewpew]

lol they are touring with crime in stereo right now

[pewpewpewpew]

fatty with a bible. look out

[Hey Kevin]

I saw th Chariot a few years ago
it was really good
even though their music sucks

[pewpewpewpew]

the guy with the beard seems like a bad ass. other than that josh scogin and his weight gain can suck a fatty.

[Hey Kevin]

a man with a beard like that either needs to captain a boat or whisper-sing over a nice acoustic guitar

[pewpewpewpew]

or jump around in tight pink girl pants to jesus metalcore.

[NCKBNDR]

Keep god out of music.

[x togepi x]

when's the chariot's barbecue sauce going to come out?

[Hey Kevin]

when's the chariot's barbecue sauce going to come out?
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[micahistheballs]

why do people worship this guy so much?
That's like asking a stupid question.

[micahistheballs]

The Chariot officially has the coolest band members ever. It makes the music even better to me since I know the people making it are so awesome.

[TheBaroness]

The Chariot officially has the coolest band members ever. It makes the music even better to me since I know the people making it are so awesome.

I take it you love Jesus...

[Carlo Marx]

so did josh scogin not get the memo that jesus isn't metal?

[micahistheballs]

I take it you love Jesus...
Not really.

[pewpewpewpew]

But seriously though, how does his weight influx and change so fast? and how in the fuck does he still pull of tight fucking jeans?!


it really is a total mindfuck.

[Hey Kevin]

he doesn't pull them off
he's got them thunder thighs that make the weird scraping sound when he walks

[pewpewpewpew]

bump/update on our current studs status/look:

these pictures are very new:

http://a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/l_732416be069a6761878a41da0ccbde79. jpg


http://a472.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/l_3ea897cc06c789f212a42e6921f361af. jpg

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ow ow ow, eat your hearts out.

i am fapping so hard to these.

[pewpewpewpew]

so yeah lets open this up for discussion on these photos.


thoughts? feelings? emotions? anyone's input is welcome. there is just so much to critique I don't even know where to begin, I mean the fucking hair, just look at it. lol also it looks like he has a grill/braces and I hope that is not the case.

[bowl of oranges]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah haahahahhaahahhahaahaha
almost my exact reaction

[pewpewpewpew]

Look at how much stylist clothes he is wearing to hide his weight. Like the shit he has on is like a magical eye illusion to hide how big he is. I could wear shit like that everyday and hide how fat I got. But I don't. I've accepted it. I know the tricks though, just funny to see him use them.

[bowl of oranges]

Those pics need their own thread. We need like a poll for which one is the funniest. I'm swaying towards number 1. I wish I had it in colour.
agreed.

[Danny Schme]

last one has a very P!ATD feel to it actually lol

[TheBaroness]

oh my fucking god

[pewpewpewpew]

hahahhahahaha

[x togepi x]

it looks like he's going to quit the chariot to make a shitty christian rockabilly band.

[TheBaroness]

I can't believe someone married that guy. He looks like he's trying to be the scenecore Elvis

[Matthew Tsai]

they're not preachy. if you think they're preachy, you don't listen to very much music.

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Omg Josh Sc0g1n 15 50 H4wt

[x togepi x]

they're not preachy. if you think they're preachy, you don't listen to very much music.

do you always defend bands against accusations that haven't been made?

[CrenshawPunch]

He's such a fat preachy cunt.


Yeah! Jesus loves people? Pfffttttt. I cant wait till he gets over that shit and writes songs about politics and being a vegan. At least those people don't force it down your throat!

[joberooni]

oh goodness... he's put on some weight...

[x togepi x]

Jesus would probably write songs about politics. He might wise up and be vegan too.

[summer skin]

This just in : Josh Scogin is the metalcore Patrick Stump, with how much his weight fluctuates.
More news as this story develops.

[CrenshawPunch]

Jesus died a long time ago, get over it.

Anyway don't you have anything better to do? Like camping out in your garden shed with a shotgun and some beer nuts waiting for the federal government to collapse?

My point is that plenty of bands are preachy, including the ones you listen to. He happens to talk about Jesus.

Eh, I should get back to my studies. That history degree ain't gonna earn itself. Have fun wasting your education away spending time on this site though.

[xsinkshipsx]

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me and josh
a dream come true