One Missed Call aka Worst Movie Ever...

[B-Bones]

Anyone heard / seen previews for this movie. I can't believe it's actually real. It's something like, you get a missed call and then you listen to your voice mail and then you die. For an idea of how stupid it will be, watch this: http://groups.imeem.com/Debwhgxn/video/8ctWPuFW/warner_bros_pictures_thats_not_my_r ingtone_film_clip_movi/ Are you serious? "That's not my ringtone," such a fucking ridiculous line. Is this shit for real?

[colorlesscliche]

Shut up, ***.

[jwelborn]

Shannyn Sossamon

[WakingTheMisery]

The original, Japanese version is said to be great.

[summer skin]

there is no way this version, or the japanese version is in any way good.

[myantiyou]

looks pretty bad.

[TMS2787]

While I'm sure it undoubtly terrible beyond belief I do not see this being the worst movie ever. Ever heard of the shit called Captivity or Black Christmas? Yeah this can't be as bad as those. Or Supernova or Battelfeild: Earth.

[Mitch]

there is no way this version, or the japanese version is in any way good.

I haven't seen the original, but it's a Takashi Miike film so I doubt it's bad.

This remake looks absolutely awful though.

[Drew Beringer]

lol on Rotten Tomatoes: 0%: 0 Fresh 24 Rotten

[Mitch]

lol on Rotten Tomatoes: 0%: 0 Fresh 24 Rotten

Yet I'm willing to bet it opens at number one.

(Here's to hoping that I'm wrong!)

[jwelborn]

lol on Rotten Tomatoes: 0%: 0 Fresh 24 Rotten

Haha, I have never seen that before.

Yet I'm willing to bet it opens at number one.

(Here's to hoping that I'm wrong!)

I don't know im thinking Juno will be up there this week since its open everywhere now.

[Prestonxsmith]

Haha, I have never seen that before.



I don't know im thinking Juno will be up there this week since its open everywhere now.
Juno already got number 5 being in select theaters.

[jwelborn]

Juno already got number 5 being in select theaters.

Yeah, thats why I was saying it will probably be even higher since it opened nationwide this week.

[TMS2787]

I haven't seen the original, but it's a Takashi Miike film so I doubt it's bad.

This remake looks absolutely awful though.
Oh don't you know that he knows everything? And is so much cooler than everyone else at AP.net? Come on now.

[cantnokdahustle]

Haha, I have never seen that before.


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/

[Talib Scottie]

The original, Japanese version is said to be great.

I've heard that one before.

[Guern1ca]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/

Good God, hahahaha.

[WakingTheMisery]

I've heard that one before.

I'm just saying, if people like the Japanese version, maybe that is worth checking out. We already know that there hasn't been a good American remake (aside from The Departed) so maybe we should just stick with the old.

[CatDiesel]

I'm just saying, if people like the Japanese version, maybe that is worth checking out. We already know that there hasn't been a good American remake (aside from The Departed) so maybe we should just stick with the old.

There's been good American remakes... The Thing!

[SingleDoubt]

haha, awesome review from RT:

One Missed Call is the first major motion picture release of 2008, in charge of setting the tone for the lengthy year to come. My friends, the future does not look promising. In fact, it feels like a swift kick to the groin.

-Brian Orndorf
EFILMCRITIC.COM

[sdbrown]

It has a rating of 0% on RT. :lol:

[jwelborn]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/

Haha, 0 fresh reviews 102 rotten. That movie has to be good.

[Gringolingo]

I can only imagine the lame people who actually enjoy the movie and then proceed to purchase the stupid ringtone for their own phones...

[airik625]

Looks terrible.

[fantasma]

It's as if Vanilla Ice wrote the script, sampling elements from The Ring and The Grudge with a dash of Pulse sprinkled in.
-Kevin Carr
FILM SCHOOL REJECTS

haha

[Talib Scottie]

I'm just saying, if people like the Japanese version, maybe that is worth checking out. We already know that there hasn't been a good American remake (aside from The Departed) so maybe we should just stick with the old.

Ha, well it seems like every time there is an American remake of a horror movie with a ridiculously bad concept comes and is, in fact, ridiculously bad, there's always a crowd that claims the Japanese version is good. While I believe it's probably better, the concept is just atrocious.

[summer skin]

I haven't seen the original, but it's a Takashi Miike film so I doubt it's bad.

This remake looks absolutely awful though.
I don't think even Takashi Miike could make this premise good, as sad as that is.

[Shatter_Glass]

Worse than Ghost Rider?

[B-Bones]

Shut up, ***.

and i care why?

[AP_Punk]

I'd see it just for a laugh, but then - no, not really.

[TheDemosRock]

We were going to see this yesterday (only because one of my friends would have bitched and moaned about seeing Juno again) but two out of the four of us hadn't seen Juno and really wanted to.

And then he couldn't come, so the three of us saw Juno and I loved seeing it again.


and just the CONCEPT for this movie is retarded.

[jwelborn]

I'll more than likely rent it when its released.

[AP_Punk]

Absolutely retarded - the movie and me (and one of my friends) for watching it.

I knew it was going to blow, but our plans we're canceled and so we just went for it.

[TMS2787]

Last night me and three people went to see it because we had nothing else to do and I've seen everything else that I could see. And I saw this for free. It was god awful just as I knew it would be.

[TMS2787]

Last night me and three people went to see it because we had nothing else to do and I've seen everything else that I could see. And I saw this for free. It was god awful just as I knew it would be. The acting was terrible, the story was beyond ridicouls and the dialog was beyond stupid.

[AP_Punk]

The parts where, after the people die, hard candy pops out of their mouth - :hitself:

[ThugLyfe1971]

i like the remake movies of chinese horror movies so im prolly gonna go see it

[redsand62]

The parts where, after the people die, hard candy pops out of their mouth - :hitself:


sdfjkdsfjkldfs what???

[AP_Punk]

sdfjkdsfjkldfs what???

Hahaha. It's true.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i like the remake movies of chinese horror movies so im prolly gonna go see it
Who are you? Your posts are so ignorant you HAVE to be a fake

[Chemical Love]

Anyone heard / seen previews for this movie. I can't believe it's actually real. It's something like, you get a missed call and then you listen to your voice mail and then you die. For an idea of how stupid it will be, watch this: http://groups.imeem.com/Debwhgxn/video/8ctWPuFW/warner_bros_pictures_thats_not_my_r ingtone_film_clip_movi/ Are you serious? "That's not my ringtone," such a fucking ridiculous line. Is this shit for real?
That really was one of the worst clips I've ever seen.

[myantiyou]

i like the remake movies of chinese horror movies so im prolly gonna go see it

lol, japanese?

[ThugLyfe1971]

what are u talkin about im a fake???

[Drew Beringer]

lol on Rotten Tomatoes: 0 Fresh 52 Rotten 0% hahahaha

[AP_Punk]

lol on Rotten Tomatoes: 0 Fresh 52 Rotten 0% hahahaha

Hahahaha. I saw that earlier today.

[theguilt engine]

ridiculously unoriginal.

[gilatron5000]

So...let me get this straight. Why is it that Japanese horror movies all run along the same theme?

Everyday object(video tape, video game, phone, a computer) is EVIL. If you watch/play/answer/turn on said object. YOU DIE.

The formula almost makes porn creatively innovative.

[summer skin]

So...let me get this straight. Why is it that Japanese horror movies all run along the same theme?

Everyday object(video tape, video game, phone, a computer) is EVIL. If you watch/play/answer/turn on said object. YOU DIE.

The formula almost makes porn creatively innovative.
It's not just japanese movies
http://www.horrormovies.com/images/EvilBong.jpg


http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BZDK62E1L._SS500_.jpg

[gilatron5000]

I can forgive Tommy Chong. That's really all he can think about.

Death Bed though...lol

[kissy0560]

asian movies are always hella scary and then the american remake sucks

[AP_Punk]

Hahahaha death bed

[andrew4045]

i actually laughed out loud when i saw the preview and that girl walked by the "dead" version of herself. She looked half joker.