American Gladiators

[clace]

lol wtf

[thetrueblood]

I'm going for Wolf for the guys- he was ridiculous.

this shit looks staged.

[Trainsaw]

I'm going for Wolf for the guys- he was ridiculous.

this shit looks staged.

sadly it does

[Talib Scottie]

It's like a fucking real life cartoon. Also, those baskets were much much bigger than they were on ESPN Classic.

[Until The Bombs]

I miss scripted TV.

[fantasma]

I was watching Lost on DVD when I saw on AP that this was on. Naturally I immediately paused it and am now watching American Gladiators.

[Until The Bombs]

Haha. Anyone just notice all the open seats.

[fantasma]

That little kid just said the n word. Oh and Hulk Hogan? This show is ftw.

[clace]

haha skater dad chad!

[Talib Scottie]

Hahaha, read the cue cards, compete, repeat.

[clace]

hahahah those tattoo's are neat wtf

[Trainsaw]

titan blows dogs for quarters

wolf ftw

[fantasma]

You can't get past the big bad fucking wolf.

No, there is not always season 2...

[Trainsaw]

Anthony certainly wins the "Most Gladiator Ass Kissed" competition

[fantasma]

They are so adding in crowd noises. There are not that many people there.

[CatDiesel]

why is this show so sappy bahha

[Trainsaw]

Hellz Yeah Wolf is gonna fuck him up

[Until The Bombs]

Militia just got pwned. Prolly too busy thinking about dudes.

[matt_bergeron]

wolf is the man.....or beast?

[Talib Scottie]

Goddamn. That's all I can say about that.

[clace]

hahahaha omg this is a trainwreck

[matt_bergeron]

Militia just got pwned. Prolly too busy thinking about dudes.

ZING!

[Trainsaw]

i wish this show didn't seem so scripted cause its hilariously badass

[thetrueblood]

Guts was so much better than this.

[Until The Bombs]

Haha. Legs around your neck.

[fantasma]

When Wolf took the skater into the water the announcer said "Splish splash he s taking a bath!"

[sweetforever]

wolf looks like Sabertooth from X-Men

[thetrueblood]

this challenge looks so fun.

[Trainsaw]

Wolf should ride one across and knock him off

[thetrueblood]

haha that would be awesome.

[Talib Scottie]

Chad is garbage.

Better hope the firefighter breaks a leg in the eliminator.

[thetrueblood]

yeah. what a fucking dumb ass. those things dont even move that fast, all he to do was look at them.

[Trainsaw]

after reading upon on some of the gladiators a bit, Titan was on the original show as a reserve (aka never actually competed as a gladiator)

[thetrueblood]

speaking of guts, are they about to climb the agrocrag?


edit: nevermind- it's that thing.

[fantasma]

wolf looks like Sabertooth from X-Men

Hell yeah


http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1466/wolf_009.jpg http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/sabretooth_xmen1.jpg

[Trainsaw]

the original show didn't do the "Who wants to be a millionaire"-type commericals did they?

[gonz]

This show is so bad it's good.

[Trainsaw]

This show is so bad it's good.

a lot of people are taking it way too seriously, i think that's the whole point of the show, its so cheesy that its entertaining. It just depends if that will stick or not

[thetrueblood]

its equivalent to the first show conan did back on the air..it's entertaining, but i don't want to keep watching it week after week.

[Talib Scottie]

What, the fuck

[loveisdead]

These girls are awful.

[Talib Scottie]

Damn, this Eliminator isn't playing around. I'm not sure if I could do this, ha.

[thetrueblood]

girls can't gladiate.

[Trainsaw]

Damn, this Eliminator isn't playing around. I'm not sure if I could do this, ha.

haha, it looks crazy, i want to see the first person to throw up on that spinning thing they have to ride down....vomit would be flying in circles

[fantasma]

The Eliminator is kicking the girls asses.

[Trainsaw]

Go Venus!

[thetrueblood]

and venus was definitely in alignment...hahaha. i love hulk.

[Trainsaw]

hahahaha whatsername just fell through that finish line

[Talib Scottie]

Chad might not make it out of the pool.

[Trainsaw]

Chad might not make it out of the pool.

if he pulls a comeback, i'm calling shenanigans

[decrescendo27]

fuck this show

I'm upset

I was expecting shitty but not this staged, I mean OF COURSE that chick would come back and win

[Trainsaw]

i hate Anthony with a passion

[thetrueblood]

chad's a fast swimmer

[loveisdead]

HAHAHAHAHA at Anthony swimming.

[Trainsaw]

HAHAHAHAHA at Anthony swimming.

He's a Merman!

[loveisdead]

He's a Merman!
That's exactly what I was thinking haha.

[Until The Bombs]

I want a fucking zip line.

[Talib Scottie]

Oh man, I don't know if I can take two hours of this level of ridiculousness.

[Trainsaw]

hell yeah we get another hour don't we

[Talib Scottie]

Oh no, an over zealous asian kid.

[AshesAshes]

Hahaha,it just started here and Hulk Hogan is god awful.

[Talib Scottie]

This kid is a fucking trooper.

"and delivered some justice... facially."

You can't script that.

[thetrueblood]

way to outwit those guys, bro.

[Trainsaw]

it looks like Grant Imohara out there

[AshesAshes]

Hahahahaha,Hi im Jessie Adams I was married for 3 years......"insert sad music" and I sale toilet paper LOL.

[thetrueblood]

Hahaha,it just started here and Hulk Hogan is god awful.

false.

[Trainsaw]

haha wolf is gonna fuck him up

"back in your zone, don't make me change your name" lolol

[loveisdead]

Did the ref say "Don't make me change your name?"

[Trainsaw]

giving him the business hahaha

[Talib Scottie]

This old fucker wants to win bad.

[thetrueblood]

HE's HOLDING THE STICK! HE'S HOLDING THE STICK!

[AshesAshes]

false.

I meant he is amazing brother!!!

[thetrueblood]

this girls great...i never got curves or a woman's body, so i said fuck it- i'll try to have a man's body.

[Trainsaw]

wow wtf was that Helga

[HangsLikeHeaven]

That 'Crush' girl is amazingly hot.

[loveisdead]

This chick means business.

[Talib Scottie]

Helga, you're supposed to be the anchor! C'mon!!!

[AshesAshes]

Crush is the hottest one

[Trainsaw]

haha Hegla was punching her w/ those blocks

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Helga is a fucking tank. But somehow this bitch gets through.

[Trainsaw]

hahahhaha Molivann standing beside Mayhem, he's gonna take him down

[decrescendo27]

I hate that Helga and that Hawaiian dude look and act their parts haha

so dumb

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Hahaha, Busta Rhymes, no?

[thetrueblood]

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1481/crush_003.jpg

[Talib Scottie]

Tiny asian, here's giant black dude with dreads, oh yeah, and here's a foam padded stick, goodbye.

[Trainsaw]

I hate that Helga and that Hawaiian dude look and act their parts haha

so dumb

they did it in the original too tho

[HangsLikeHeaven]

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1481/crush_003.jpg

:drool:

[thetrueblood]

i knew that kid was going to dodge the first blow.

[Trainsaw]

hahahha riding the jousting stick! Moley!

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Look at his legs, hahahaha.

[Trainsaw]

Mayhem sucks

[thetrueblood]

i don't think mayhem understands the rules.

[Talib Scottie]

The daunting and dangerous....... wall. hahaha, I was expecting some clever name or something.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Mayhem's such a goof. Oh wow.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Stealth is pretty sexy, no?

[thetrueblood]

i would just kick the dude below in the face and get disqualified.

[thetrueblood]

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1464/stealth_001.jpg

[Trainsaw]

I can't wait to see the gladiator go flying in this one

[HangsLikeHeaven]

100 mile an hour missles .... hahahahahaha

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Wait, Stealth is not sexy. Hahahaha

[thetrueblood]

haha.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1463/siren_040.jpg

when your big legs distract from your big boobs there's a problem.

[loveisdead]

this girls great...i never got curves or a woman's body, so i said fuck it- i'll try to have a man's body.
That's one of the funniest things I've seen on this site.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

haha.

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1463/siren_040.jpg

when your big legs distract from your big boobs there's a problem.

hahahaha, true

[Trainsaw]

its the button on top you fucking idiot

[thetrueblood]

hahaha

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Justice is so ghetto, I love it.

[Trainsaw]

for an asian guy he sure doesn't know how to work things well

[thetrueblood]

haha the picture on nbc.com that links to the photo gallery is a picture of Crush, of course.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

This show is awesome.

Thank you writers strike thank you

I love the ref from dodge ball, thats just a great addition

[thetrueblood]

maybe in the last round they'll get to write a computer program.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

That is fucking hot .... right there ....

[JIMMYateEARTH]

The FURY chick is a man, I have no doubt

[thetrueblood]

holy shit that GIRL IS TOUGH!

[Trainsaw]

maybe in the last round they'll get to write a computer program.

hahahha he'd own that

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Shannay has done this before? Freaking monkey.

[thetrueblood]

The FURY chick is a man, I have no doubt

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1457/Fury_005.jpg

I see a bulge.

[Trainsaw]

Shannay has done this before? Freaking monkey.

reported for racist remarks

[thetrueblood]

"I've been around the block a little bit longer" this bitch thinks he's Hillary Clinton.

[Trainsaw]

don't disappoint me Wolf

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Hahaha, in the sense she's good on the swing.

[Talib Scottie]

Titan is always ready for fightin'

[Trainsaw]

this guy needs to make a surprise appearance

VGDwScgb_Y0

[Loch_Doun]

this show is a joke, they killed it

[Trainsaw]

this show is a joke, they killed it

i know, i can't believe they ruined the whole artistic credibility that the original built

[thetrueblood]

hahahaha this part is great.

[Trainsaw]

WOLF FUCKED HIM UP!!!

x

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Titan has such beautiful hair.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Siren is hotttt.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

She's crab crawling, hahahahahahahaa

[Trainsaw]

the crab crawl was a bad idea

[Talib Scottie]

The marine has joined the Navy!

[thetrueblood]

that was the best line

[Trainsaw]

The marine has joined the Navy!

its good to know there are still some quality joke writers working

[thetrueblood]

this guy seriously needs to revise his life ambitions.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

That barrel roll looks so fun

[loveisdead]

Jeff's too old.

[Trainsaw]

why is there a random SUV beside the pyramid?

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Jeff is so frail. Deserved loss.

[Trainsaw]

hahah fuck you old man

[Talib Scottie]

Moli!

[thetrueblood]

winner gets it.

[thetrueblood]

hahahaha that dudes gonna kill himself.

[loveisdead]

Holy Moley!

[Trainsaw]

luckily for Jeff, Metamucil is a sponsor so he'll get a year supply as a parting gift

[thetrueblood]

gladiators don't cry, pussy.

[Trainsaw]

hahahahahah he's crying

[thetrueblood]

the asian's sister/g/f? is hot as fuck.

[Trainsaw]

Moley is dating Tila Tequila???

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Bonny has this.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

the asian's sister/g/f? is hot as fuck.

holy shit I was going to mention that but didn't think anyone else saw. hahaha

[thetrueblood]

it seems like I would fall off the barrel roll...you get there quicker just walking across and you're not dizzy

[Talib Scottie]

Showing some signs of a bloody forehead. WTF

[loveisdead]

Some fucking marine.

[Trainsaw]

it seems like I would fall off the barrel roll...you get there quicker just walking across and you're not dizzy

true, its nothing but a disadvantage...you would think someone would realize it

[HangsLikeHeaven]

it seems like I would fall off the barrel roll...you get there quicker just walking across and you're not dizzy

same with the biking with arms one

[Trainsaw]

that is an ugly kid

[HangsLikeHeaven]

Venus is so weak, how the fuck did she make it to the top 8 ...

[thetrueblood]

Venus is so weak, how the fuck did she make it to the top 8 ...

because she was in alignment with the moon and the stars.

[Trainsaw]

Venus is so weak, how the fuck did she make it to the top 8 ...

two of the winners have been azn, when i think of a gladiator, to be honest the first image in my mind is not a 5'4'' asian

[HangsLikeHeaven]

because she was in alignment with the moon and the stars.

hahahah

two of the winners have been azn, when i think of a gladiator, to be honest the first image in my mind is not a 5'4'' asian

haha, seriously ...

[thetrueblood]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/1277801930_30e3d8001b.jpg
Imz in yur colseeumms riggingz yor showz

[Trainsaw]

all in all, after watching 2 episodes, i'm gonna continue....i'm hooked

[thetrueblood]

yeah it was fun, i'll watch it again.

[TheDemosRock]

http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/images/photos/scet/1457/Fury_005.jpg

I see a bulge.This cannot be real.

EDIT: I mean my massive boner, not the picture.

[HangsLikeHeaven]

i'll be watching this again, haha. see you guys then

[Gringolingo]

That show was ridiculous, but I had a good time. However, I'm kinda over it already and another episode tomorrow just might kill it for me. Enjoyable nonetheless, though.

[wesgemm08]

The contestants so far are pretty weak sauce

[brentkid]

I'm not going to lie. I was thoroughly entertained when I watched this show.

[shinedown114]

I'm not going to lie. I was thoroughly entertained when I watched this show.

I was let down by Assualt, that was my favorite game back in the day but tonight it was just not up to par.

[Trainsaw]

once they hit a target i think its gonna make assault 100x better

[Nametekken]

i cant wait to watch this tonight and if it ruins my childhood memories of this show i will be so disappointed.

[TellYourFriends]

I had a bunch of people over to watch it last night and we couldn't stop laughing when the girl couldn't get up the conveyor belt hill the first episode. We lost it when she just hung on to the top when she wasn't even laying on the conveyor belt.

And Wolf has to be the craziest man alive.

[B-Bones]

i know, i can't believe they ruined the whole artistic credibility that the original built

hahahaha. made me lol.

[Thug_Nasty]

the hosts are fucking horrible, but other than that it was entertaining

[Adeniz19]

yea the announcers were kind of lame and i dont like the new layout of assault

the black lady in the first eliminator was pure hilarity tho. the way she just dangled there on the conveyor belt hill thing was just price less while the other contestant just hobbled right past her. i could not stop laughing at that.

[sdbrown]

I was out to dinner last night, is there anywhere I can watch this online?

edit: nevermind, it's on the NBC website.

[last light]

The fact they got rid of the original theme song chaps my ass.

[sdbrown]

I already hate Wolf and his stupid howl. The Earthquake challenge was hilarious though, I kept thinking all they needed to add was Jello and it'd be like two sorositutes at a frat party.

[Adeniz19]

toa is easily the worst of the gladiators. hellga is a close 2nd.

[sdbrown]

Hahaha, I just saw Toa in the pyramid challenge. I don't understand why Am. Gladiators can have Toa do his stupid tribal chant without any controversy and we had to get rid of our school mascot because it was 'racist'

[drudo182]

Man, show felt so staged. I didn't like how flashy it was and it seemed so dark in the arena. I guess I just miss the original.

But I had fun and I'll watch it again tonight... Crush was super hot too.

[Adeniz19]

Crush was super hot too.YES

http://bp3.blogger.com/_BEQbmNIJOOk/R3-mNZ8N0EI/AAAAAAAAD4E/CQUeFh9GPk8/s400/gfd_l5.jpg

[drudo182]

YES

http://bp3.blogger.com/_BEQbmNIJOOk/R3-mNZ8N0EI/AAAAAAAAD4E/CQUeFh9GPk8/s400/gfd_l5.jpg


Wow... Thanks for that.

[Trainsaw]

hahha wolf has an Imogen Heap song on his myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=101699803

[local superhero]

i'm friggin stoked for the new American Gladiators. we watch the older version on ESPN classic at work over at the bar side of TGIF

[ilymlovechris]

ummm yeah what channel is this show and what time?

[brentkid]

Man, show felt so staged. I didn't like how flashy it was and it seemed so dark in the arena. I guess I just miss the original.

But I had fun and I'll watch it again tonight... Crush was super hot too.
That's the only thing that really bothers me. It feels really fake at times. I mean it's still entertaining but there's moments when something is said and all I can do is roll my eyes.

[rosieh93]

the best part is counting how many times hulk hogan says "brother"

and all the ridiculous metaphors

[drudo182]

They have a dude with no leg on here. He owns.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

this show is great i almost forgot it was coming on

[drudo182]

I want to go into The Gauntlet against Crush.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

ok ROCKET ball sounds way more awesome than it is

[loveisdead]

I want to go into The Gauntlet against Crush.
Seriously. What a babe.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

I want to go into The Gauntlet against Crush.

Who wouldn't, god I love her

[JIMMYateEARTH]

a fear of heights should not be an issue of you are on a wire

[JIMMYateEARTH]

oh and Evan, the guy gladiator is going to dominate the wall he killed that event as a contestant

[rosieh93]

woah, the girl who won last time looks really different

and yeah, i bet they'll put evan up for the wall every time. and now it's five stories.

[JIMMYateEARTH]

woah, the girl who won last time looks really different

and yeah, i bet they'll put evan up for the wall every time. and now it's five stories.

it might be his only event, he is tiny.



The one leg guy is at a real big disadvantage for the eliminator, Balance things and the Net climb are going to kill him