One of my closest friends and I like the same guy...

[emopeoplerock]

We still like the same guy, and he's one of our best friends. He still hasn't made his choice yet, but he still says that htere's hope that he'll pick me, but even if he does pick me, my friend will probably feel bad, but if he doesn't pick me, i'll still be alone. It's so wired. Any advice???

[shit stroll]

murder your best friend.

[Kassie09]

Um, so you both went to your friend and were like "we both like you. will you date one of us?"
And he was like "oh let me think about it.."

And you and your friend are both okay with this, wtf.

He's just going to pick the hotter one, fyi.

[Smash Adams]

have him anal you while he puts it in her pussy

[oface0315]

threesome

anal.

/thread

[Machu505]

Kill her.
Then anal her corpse.

[KilledByAnAngel]

Um, so you both went to your friend and were like "we both like you. will you date one of us?"
And he was like "oh let me think about it.."

And you and your friend are both okay with this, wtf.

He's just going to pick the hotter one, fyi.

quoted for fucking truth.

It should give you pause that he has to decide.

[Bob Payne]

There's a lot of anal in this thread.

[xriotx]

Which one of you is better looking?

[Machu505]

There's a lot of anal in this thread.

There's a lot of anal in my anus too, but I don't go telling the world about it.

[andrew4045]

Mass suicide.

[Machu505]

Get pregnant, have a baby, kill the baby, hang the baby outside of your friends house, then kill your friend.

That always works for me.

[infamous_alias]

Get pregnant, have a baby, kill the baby, hang the baby outside of your friends house, then kill your friend.

That always works for me.

False. That couldn't possibly work, there's not near enough anal.

[Machu505]

False. That couldn't possibly work, there's not near enough anal.

OK, add a step that says to anal the baby when it's alive and when it's dead.

[infamous_alias]

OK, add a step that says to anal the baby when it's alive and when it's dead.

I felt like that would be the logical progression.

[roflcopter]

threesome

anal.

/thread

Kill her.
Then anal her corpse.

There's a lot of anal in my anus too, but I don't go telling the world about it.

False. That couldn't possibly work, there's not near enough anal.

OK, add a step that says to anal the baby when it's alive and when it's dead.

:lol:

[Machu505]

Good to see you agree that my plan will work. Have you done it before?

[roflcopter]

Good to see you agree that my plan will work. Have you done it before?
Can't say I've ever done it before.

[Machu505]

Never analed a baby, or never gotten anal?

[oface0315]

both sound equally pleasant.

[scmaley]

In five years no one will care about this situation; you, your best friend, and this guy probably won't even talk to each other any more.

[stfu_man]

In five years no one will care about this situation; you, your best friend, and this guy probably won't even talk to each other any more.

She speaks the truth.

[Chris Fallon]

I tried to help in one of your threads, and you failed to listen, so now ... everything coming your way is your own goddamn fault. You deserve to be ridiculed because everything you say is ludicrous and embellished.

[Tyler Revolution]

Try growing up.

[scmaley]

She speaks the truth.

Exactly! I speak from experience. I wasn't trying to be rude, sarcastic, or funny. That was serious advice. Just let it go.

[stfu_man]

Exactly! I speak from experience. I wasn't trying to be rude, sarcastic, or funny. That was serious advice. Just let it go.

Oh me too, it happened to me before a few years back.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

We still like the same guy, and he's one of our best friends. He still hasn't made his choice yet, but he still says that htere's hope that he'll pick me, but even if he does pick me, my friend will probably feel bad, but if he doesn't pick me, i'll still be alone. It's so wired. Any advice???

What are your favorite emotive hardcore bands?

[beautifulpoison]

We still like the same guy, and he's one of our best friends. He still hasn't made his choice yet, but he still says that htere's hope that he'll pick me, but even if he does pick me, my friend will probably feel bad, but if he doesn't pick me, i'll still be alone. It's so wired. Any advice???


Sucks, doesn't it?

[andrew4045]

if u think im just a lonely depressed person, you're wrong. just because i have a name "emopeoplerock" doesn't mean im 100 percent emo, even if i was, not all emos r like that...

[roflcopter]

Never analed a baby, or never gotten anal?
Never gotten anal.

As for analing a baby.......:nod:



justkidding.

[chronomic]

the first page is pretty awesome in this thread.

[Machu505]

Never gotten anal.

As for analing a baby.......:nod:



justkidding.

Well if ya ever want anal... I'm your man.

jk

[Falling_down64]

murder your best friend.
exactly what i was thinking

[chronomic]

yeah whoever said murder wins internet wins.

[AsItFallsApart]

Um, so you both went to your friend and were like "we both like you. will you date one of us?"
And he was like "oh let me think about it.."

And you and your friend are both okay with this, wtf.

He's just going to pick the looser one, fyi.


fixed, from personal experience and observation, and this method always leads to regrets for the guy.

[Kassie09]

fixed, from personal experience and observation, and this method always leads to regrets for the guy.
yeah, looser is probably better than hotter.
hot doesn't = loose. which sense it's clear he likes neither of these girls a whole lot that he had to think about it..his decision will be made on self beneficial factors

[AsItFallsApart]

yeah, looser is probably better than hotter.
hot doesn't = loose. which sense it's clear he likes neither of these girls a whole lot that he had to think about it..his decision will be made on self beneficial factors

nah he may like em both. heck in my case i liked the other one much more, but her showing up with a bottle of wine lead me the wrong way... but being dumb and sticking by a bad decision closed the door on the right one.

still its not worth her time to fret over it, if he picks her, hooray. if not keep the friendship over being bitter, and when it falls through they can both talk shit about him together

[Kassie09]

its sort of dumb she'd go out with him even if he did pick her. since he had to think about which one of them to date..it should have been automatically her name if he really liked her.

[anamericangod]

A little bit of anal never hurt anyone.

[CityOfLust]

I'm sorry what grade are you in.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Either figure out how important your friendship with this chick is and don't do anything or go all out and do whatever it takes to get this guy.

Seriously, I'm drunk and can figure out there are two real choices to this. Although I guess I can throw in the "anal" shit that everyone else has said. Nothing wrong with that.

[CityOfLust]

Either figure out how important your friendship with this chick is and don't do anything or go all out and do whatever it takes to get this guy.

Seriously, I'm drunk and can figure out there are two real choices to this. Although I guess I can throw in the "anal" shit that everyone else has said. Nothing wrong with that. anal it up. i hear astroglide works wonders.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Whatever floats your boat man.

anal it up. i hear astroglide works wonders.

[allhourcymbals]

Forget the guy, date your friend.

[JustAnotherPoet]

Forget the guy, date your friend.

best advice i've heard yet

[Dumpweed]

I like anal.

[Dumpweed]

jk.

[Dumpweed]

jk about jk.

[Hellogoodbyexxx]

forget about him

[Brandon Allin]

if nobody has said threesome yet, this thread is a total failure.

I give it an F, for get fucked.

[SLoT]

it looks like a time for a good old fashion foot race to him from 100 yards away.