my little brother is scarred for life.

[theweeney]

My little brother walked in on my girlfriend eating me out, meaning I didn't have pants on... and he saw everything. Whoops.

[MattRM]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[SubrosaSeductiv]

That's because you are a dumbass. ;-)

[ActionActionFan]

I would be scarred for life too

edit: did he know that you are lesbian and how old is he

[MADSTA]

Well, sucks to be him.

[x0sosahley]

Haha. Poor kid. That's trauma right there.

[Kassie09]

Yeah, I'd probably gouge my eyes out.
..how old is he..?

[theweeney]

I would be scarred for life too

edit: did he know that you are lesbian and how old is he

yes and he's thirteen.

[theweeney]

That's because you are a dumbass. ;-)


yes. I have learned from my mistake.

[The_kok]

My little brother walked in on my girlfriend eating me out, meaning I didn't have pants on... and he saw everything. Whoops.

is this some sort of jargon for scat sex?

[Kassie09]

Thirteen. probably the perfect age where he actually knew what was going on/will remember forever/etc.

He IS scarred for life. Damn.
I thought maybe he was like..five. or 16. Either age extreme wouldn't make it AS bad..still bad though.

[billyboatkid]

Thats awesome. Well not for your little brother. lol jk

[The_kok]

I guess I'd be grossed out as well if I knew my sister was some sort of scat monger

[googirl8907]

You know he will be telling everyone at school about this tomorrow.

[The_kok]

So, tell me, theweeney, what convinced you that eating turds out of a womans asshole is the way to go?

[The_kok]

Nevermind, I already have an answer:

tried that shit when i was in france for the first time.

[The_kok]

So, France, huh?

Did you order your first 'Menu de la Merde' in Paris or something?

Because nothing says romance like a good ol' pile of shit on your plate

[DaveFeelsRight]

i would have jerked it right then and there

[I'm DC]

I bet he's tuggin' off to it right now.

[staywhatyouare9]

So, tell me, theweeney, what convinced you that eating turds out of a womans asshole is the way to go?

hahahah

[PadraicPrincess]

No wonder they say kids grow up so fast these days.

[chronomic]

thats awesome

[theguilt engine]

sounds good to me.

[screamoutmyname]

yiikes...

[theweeney]

So, France, huh?

Did you order your first 'Menu de la Merde' in Paris or something?

Because nothing says romance like a good ol' pile of shit on your plate

lol.

[andrew4045]

awesome. you should have asked him to join

[Smash Adams]

yes. I have learned from my mistake.

so does this mean that you've realized that Jesus will only let you into heaven if you stop being a lesbian?

[pshh]

that sucks

[failingwithease]

Are locked doors a foreign concept to you?

[Dan CiTi]

He's never getting laid. It's all your fault.

[sjb2k1]

so does this mean that you've realized that Jesus will only let you into heaven if you stop being a lesbian?hahahaha

[Chris Fallon]

You learned your lesson: next time, scissor scissor scissor.

[blooshoo]

have you de-briefed him on the whole situation?

[theweeney]

Are locked doors a foreign concept to you?

Unfortunately, some dumbass designed my house because there aren't any locks on the doors.

[Brandon Allin]

be a good big sister and make your girlfriend take your brother's dick.

[theweeney]

so does this mean that you've realized that Jesus will only let you into heaven if you stop being a lesbian?

No, I've just learned not to have sex while people are home/or in the house.

[4N6 science]

i would have jerked it right then and there

haha best post of this thread...

[Getup and Dance]

It could have been worse, your mom could have walked in on your brother eating you out.

[IamTheINDUSTRY]

It could have been worse, your mom could have walked in on your brother eating you out.


genius. i just laughed my ass off.

THIS is a "/thread".

[failingwithease]

be a good big sister and make your girlfriend take your brother's dick.

:gunhead:

[quarterhorse101]

ah ha ha ha

[active_health]

have you de-briefed him on the whole situation?

ahahaha how would that conversation even start...?

[lightcollapse]

so your little brother watched as your girlfriend put her tongue inside your vagina? hooray for being a good older sister!

[chronomic]

i love when you guys are ruthless on people.

[lovely864md]

Hey, I've had to deal with the creaking of my brother's bed one floor up directly my head. Sibling sex is just not good.

Poor kid though. At 13 and with his sister being involved...he has absolutely no idea how to feel about it.

[Brandon Allin]

:gunhead:
you've got to give the little shit a fucking souvenir.

[Brandon Allin]

he's probably more shocked at the fact that his sister is an ugly lesbian.

[Broken Parachute]

1. Are you hot?

If your answer was YES to question 1, move on to question 2a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 2b.

2a. Is your girlfriend hot?

If your answer was YES to question 2a. move on to question 3a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 3b.

2b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

3a. Did you let your girlfriend play with your brother's cock?

If your answer was YES to question 3a, you are officially the greatest sibling that ever lived. If your answer was NO, move on to question 4.

3b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

4. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

[Brandon Allin]

1. Are you hot?

If your answer was YES to question 1, move on to question 2a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 2b.

2a. Is your girlfriend hot?

If your answer was YES to question 2a. move on to question 3a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 3b.

2b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

3a. Did you let your girlfriend play with your brother's cock?

If your answer was YES to question 3a, you are officially the greatest sibling that ever lived. If your answer was NO, move on to question 4.

3b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

4. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?
3a is what I've wanted to know all along. will nobody around here throw us a fucking bone?

[Hamlet]

1. Are you hot?

If your answer was YES to question 1, move on to question 2a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 2b.

2a. Is your girlfriend hot?

If your answer was YES to question 2a. move on to question 3a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 3b.

2b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

3a. Did you let your girlfriend play with your brother's cock?

If your answer was YES to question 3a, you are officially the greatest sibling that ever lived. If your answer was NO, move on to question 4.

3b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

4. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

This needs to presented in flowchart form. Now.

[theweeney]

he's probably more shocked at the fact that his sister is an ugly lesbian.

Excuse me. Why don't you take a look at yourself, you fat fuck.

[davepierce]

he's probably more shocked at the fact that his sister is an ugly lesbian.


harsh..

[Brandon Allin]

Excuse me. Why don't you take a look at yourself, you fat fuck.
hahahaha. you cranky bitch.

it's not my fault your parents pretend you're adopted.

[HelpMeSleep]

Excuse me. Why don't you take a look at yourself, you fat fuck.
lol i know really. the pot calling the kettle black isnt it?

[Brandon Allin]

lol i know really. the pot calling the kettle black isnt it?
go back to fucking mexico, you immigrant.

[HelpMeSleep]

go back to fucking mexico, you immigrant.
i'm not even remotely mexican, you fucktard. but way to be a racist asshole. go on a diet and then go to hell.

[Brandon Allin]

i'm not even remotely mexican, you fucktard. but way to be a racist asshole. go on a diet and then go to hell.
I don't give a fuck what you are, you still look like you just crawled out of a dumpster.

tie your tubes and don't reproduce, you ugly dyke.

[HelpMeSleep]

I don't give a fuck what you are, you still look like you just crawled out of a dumpster.

tie your tubes and don't reproduce, you ugly dyke.
to be honest, before you even said anything to me, i read your replies to some of these threads and then looked at your picture and thought of commenting on how you look, but i didn't think it was necessary to stoop to your pathetically low level.

get a life and maybe a girlfriend if there's anyone who'd ever have you. you certainly don't need to resort to surgical procedures to ensure you never reproduce.

[patpratt]

hahaha. all I hear is blah, blah blah, I'm a fucking spic.

well. ya just lost me.

[disco.tetris]

Atleast he'll have something to brag about... ? No?

[Brandon Allin]

hahahaha. clearly you haven't seen this ditch pig.

[theweeney]

lol i know really. the pot calling the kettle black isnt it?

THANK you.

[theweeney]

hahahaha. clearly you haven't seen this ditch pig.

Men like you make me feel incredibly lucky that I'm gay in the first place.

[SLoT]

why would this be happening in your brothers room? i know it was in his room because 13 year old brothers know better than to walk into their 17 year old sisters room. and i know this because he would have always been afriad of what he saw happening in your room. you set him up. way to kill your brothers eyes and image of you. now your face is a reminder of what your downtown looks like. props.

[micahistheballs]

Did he just run out or what was his reaction?

[Chris Fallon]

Awesome. Compelling and rich.

[boysdontcry17]

/vomits/

[biodegradable]

my new hampshire buddy!

what a travesty. i would hate to be your little brother right now. :[

[chronomic]

Men like you make me feel incredibly lucky that I'm gay in the first place.

i love when people say things like this

[lightcollapse]

and the winner is...........................B ALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO

[Luckee12]

I guess I'd be grossed out as well if I knew my sister was some sort of scat monger

This post did not get enough attention bravo! lol i laughed my ass off

[E9!]

and why didnt u lock ur door?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

poor kid

[blooshoo]

ahahaha how would that conversation even start...?
"you probably don't even remember this, but last week when you walked on kelly with her face in my vagine..how did that make you feel?"
that's basically how i'd start it

[theweeney]

why would this be happening in your brothers room? i know it was in his room because 13 year old brothers know better than to walk into their 17 year old sisters room. and i know this because he would have always been afriad of what he saw happening in your room. you set him up. way to kill your brothers eyes and image of you. now your face is a reminder of what your downtown looks like. props.

HAHA NO. I was in my room. He was spying on us for my mom.

[theweeney]

Did he just run out or what was his reaction?

He screamed and sprinted back down the stairs laughing.

[theweeney]

my new hampshire buddy!

what a travesty. i would hate to be your little brother right now. :[

Hey NH buddy! I meant to tell you! My friend and I are putting a statewide battle of the bands! I better see you there! It's going to be a series of shows this summer.

[Lueda Alia]

go back to fucking mexico, you immigrant.
What is this all about? Why so out of control?

[TheByrus]

scissor me timbers

[jcarbs]

Awesome. Compelling and rich.

ahahah, niiiiiiiiice.

[jcarbs]

you certainly don't need to resort to surgical procedures to ensure you never reproduce.


ding ding ding, we have a winner

[HelpMeSleep]

HAHA NO. I was in my room. He was spying on us for my mom.
technically you can blame your mom for scarring your brother for life.

[LastPlaceRocks]

Then he may just be a perv. He definitely could have been f**ked up before this.

Seriously, who does that to their siblings?

He screamed and sprinted back down the stairs laughing.

[1moreandimfree]

Jesus Brandon

[omgxitsxshiloh]

gross.

[sevinw0rds]

SO, umm...wow!

[Shoes]

Haha! If that happened to me I would've just asked him to close the door on his way out and carry on.

[thesafeword]

Well, sucks to be him.
Literally.

[xvszero]

Hmm.

I've seen much, much worse with my older brother and his girlfriend.

I'm sure your brother will survive.

[11:11]

HAHA NO. I was in my room. He was spying on us for my mom.
such a nice mother.

[Lund]

so..... Lesbians equal no anal right? WTF is wrong with you ppl

[Smash Adams]

so..... Lesbians equal no anal right? WTF is wrong with you ppl

you never heard of a strap on?
nothing better than strap on anal

[destroying you]

Pics or it didn't happen.

haha, i laughed. a lot.

[4N6 science]

this is probably one of the best threads i've read in the personal life forum in a long time...

thanks everyone

[HelpMeSleep]

this is probably one of the best threads i've read in the personal life forum in a long time...

thanks everyone
haha i love threads like that.

[absolutealexx]

Thank god I'm the only child

[franklin]

rofl
well that blows.
im sure your 13 year old, (pre)-pubescent brother is perfectly fine, if his hand isnt permenatly clenched in a fist.

[thesafeword]

Who knows, maybe he has a lesbian/sibling fetish?

[Nevuk]

rofl
well that blows.
im sure your 13 year old, (pre)-pubescent brother is perfectly fine, if his hand isnt permenatly clenched in a fist.
I hit puberty at like 11, or at least I was capable of masturbating at the time. Don't worry, you've probably just given him some material unless he is already good with searching for porn on the net.

[underthetalking]

:appl:

[HelpMeSleep]

I hit puberty at like 11, or at least I was capable of masturbating at the time. Don't worry, you've probably just given him some material unless he is already good with searching for porn on the net.
masturbating material that involves his sister?? eww awkward.

[Nevuk]

masturbating material that involves his sister?? eww awkward.
Somewhat. But there were two people involved. And I'm hoping the other one wasn't just randomly fully clothed.

[tfar06]

did he start masterbating?

[tfar06]

HAHA NO. I was in my room. He was spying on us for my mom.
i guess she got what she wanted

[llwilliamsll]

He probably went into his room and beat off.

[Mrs.Sweeny Todd]

that's hot / he'll learn a lesson

[thesafeword]

a lez-on

/of lame joke

[Nolessthanblink]

Same thing happened to me yesterday

[Zach Cool]

Same thing happened to me yesterday
Your brother caught your girlfriend eating you out?

[Bob Payne]

hot.

[alice+interiors]

swt.

[Rock]

so does this mean that you've realized that Jesus will only let you into heaven if you stop being a lesbian?
Haha.

[Villanova1L]

Men like you make me feel incredibly lucky that I'm gay in the first place.

This reeks of daddy issues.

[johnh5304]

He probably went into his room and beat off.
That's what I would have done.

[thesafeword]

And I'm not your buddy, guy.

[lovely864md]

That's what I would have done.

To your sister? That's fucked.

[SgtFumunda]

HAHA NO. I was in my room. He was spying on us for my mom.
Well, the little turncoat bastard got what he deserved, then. An eyeful of his sister's orally manipulated genitals will scare the Benedict Arnold right out of him.

[theweeney]

This reeks of daddy issues.

Haha no not in the slightest.

[paramore112107]

I love this thread. :]

[YouAteMyDog182]

My little brother walked in on my girlfriend eating me out, meaning I didn't have pants on... and he saw everything. Whoops.

Was it good?

Lulz

[thesafeword]

Are you late?

Yes.

[Ailite]

So, tell me, theweeney, what convinced you that eating turds out of a womans asshole is the way to go?
Hahahaha, awesome
He's probably cool with it. I would be.

[Ikilledherdream]

My sister is a lesbian and my mom walked downstair and saw with her and her girlfriend making out naked. And that's how my mom found out about her being lesbian.

[ActionActionFan]

My sister is a lesbian and my mom walked downstair and saw with her and her girlfriend making out naked. And that's how my mom found out about her being lesbian.

holy shit. That's great.

[SLoT]

My sister is a lesbian and my mom walked downstair and saw with her and her girlfriend making out naked. And that's how my mom found out about her being lesbian.
They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.

[alice+interiors]

My sister is a lesbian and my mom walked downstair and saw with her and her girlfriend making out naked. And that's how my mom found out about her being lesbian.

haha, fail

They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.

LOL

[Ailite]

They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.
Hahahahahaah!

[Willy McFurgle]

They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.

Lol'ler blades.

[fadedmemories]

post pics please...

[Chris Fallon]

Love masturbating in front of my sister to my sister.

I mean, we're family! What's to be embarrassed about? Geez, some of you people are clueless.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

My little brother walked in on my girlfriend eating me out, meaning I didn't have pants on... and he saw everything. Whoops.
poor kid

[sayyes]

The next NY Times Bestseller could just be just as easily a commentary on the ap forums.

[SLoT]

Lol'ler blades.
Classic McFurgle.

[Ikilledherdream]

They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.

It was like midnight and her girlfriend snuck over. my mom woke up because of the t.v

[4N6 science]

pics or it didn't happen

[Ikilledherdream]

I'm happy just saying it didn't happen. I don't want to think about it.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i just felt like saying it..

[YouAteMyDog182]

noodz

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

They were just downstairs on the couch naked. No concern that your mother was home. Nice. That's like the time I took a shit in the trash can in my kitchen because the bathroom was occupied.
LOL are you serious?

[thesafeword]

lol wut?

[atainder]

You learned your lesson: next time, scissor scissor scissor.

Scissor me timbers!

[thesafeword]

Scissor me Allison!

[alice+interiors]

pics or it did happen

[SLoT]

LOL are you serious?

Dead serious.

[Gumbyjag]

This thread is great. Sorry that happened to you, it's probably the most awkward feeling ever. If my sister caught me having sex, she'd flip the fuck out.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yepp, i'd say he'd be pretty scarred.

I suppose it'd be a funny story to tell when he's older though

pics or it did happen

Matt, give that one up, it wasn't particularly funny the first time we saw you say it, less so now.

[thesafeword]

No, he masturbated to it. Girl+Girl+Incest=Hawt.

[DaveZeroZero]

This whole event reminded me of this:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/epiclulz.jpg

[kwsqd]

hahaha wow what the fuck

[TheSkyline]

This whole event reminded me of this:

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k162/davethebassman/epiclulz.jpg

umm.
wow.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

Dead serious.
:-D

[SLoT]

:-D

When you have to go, you go.

[thesafeword]

The sister story gave me a hard-on.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

When you have to go, you go.
Fair enough.

[Nick Le]

1. Are you hot?

If your answer was YES to question 1, move on to question 2a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 2b.

2a. Is your girlfriend hot?

If your answer was YES to question 2a. move on to question 3a. If your answer was NO, then move on to question 3b.

2b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

3a. Did you let your girlfriend play with your brother's cock?

If your answer was YES to question 3a, you are officially the greatest sibling that ever lived. If your answer was NO, move on to question 4.

3b. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

4. Why are you such a fucking waste of life?

lol

[symbiote28]

like Paris says: 'That's HOT!'