Hooking up with your GF's friend

[VICTIMS]

Seriously, how do I do this?

Yes, I am aware its shitty but I don't care.

[Epidemic*]

Well if you anal her then its all good.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Rohypnol and an abandoned house?

May I also suggest anal?

[fromwithin]

duct tape and rope.

[Smash Adams]

suggest a threesome to your gf
if she says no break up with her since she's a prude and you don't want to date a prude

[beautifulpoison]

Depends on how close you are with the friend.... I messed around with my friends bf cuz we were always hanging out without her. It was easy to do and to this day we do so and she still doesn't know....

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Plan B:

http://i26.tinypic.com/33m7xiq.jpg

[popdisaster00]

amazing. well i am good friends with her friend (i introduced them) but they're pretty good friends. my girlfriend lives across the country right now and i haven't seen her for 5 months, and wont be seeing her for 2 more. our friend came to hangout at my school with me a few weeks, and we partied, got drunk and passed out in the same bed but nothing happened. my girlfriend knows about this, and told me not to let it happen again. i told our friend about her knowing, and she said it was bad but when i said sleeping on the floor is too uncomfortable (only one bed at my dorm room and no couch or anything else) she agreed and didn't really say she wasn't planning on sleeping in my bed, or making me use the floor.

i really want to hook up with this girl, and she is coming back down this weekend. any tips or what?

i am aware how bad this is, i just don't give a fuck at this point. its been too long since i got any and this girl is mint. i just want this to happen once, and never be talked about again. there has to be some sleazy dudes or girls out there who know how to do this maneuver.
are you planning on hooking up with this girl and staying with your current girlfriend? and hoping she never finds out?

[untitled94]

unfortunately for you, there is no "How To Be a Shitty Friend" manual out there. use your imagination..the girl's coming over to your room and sleeping in your bed..shouldn't be that hard

[The_kok]

you succeed by being king douchebag

seriously, you can only pull this off if you're a hardcore douchebag

so I'd first start by buying some popped collars

next step is to buy a surf board and never use it

the third step is to buy a guitar, learn only powerchords and sing about how you totally got drunk last night

and finally, you should listen to some A7X. That should be the piece de la resistance

[VICTIMS]

are you planning on hooking up with this girl and staying with your current girlfriend? and hoping she never finds out?

yes

unfortunately for you, there is no "How To Be a Shitty Friend" manual out there. use your imagination..the girl's coming over to your room and sleeping in your bed..shouldn't be that hard[/QU

true.

[QUOTE=The_kok;9069203]you succeed by being king douchebag

seriously, you can only pull this off if you're a hardcore douchebag

so I'd first start by buying some popped collars

next step is to buy a surf board and never use it

the third step is to buy a guitar, learn only powerchords and sing about how you totally got drunk last night

and finally, you should listen to some A7X. That should be the piece de la resistance

will consider.

[hellogorgeous]

or, ya know... you could grow some balls and decide who you want more and either end it with your girlfriend or freaking stay with her. cheating is disgusting

[pilot_light_out]

1.scented candles
2. massage oils
3. barry white

[chronomic]

picz nao plz

[MikeAWESOME1583]

I can tell you one thing right now from experience my friend, this long distance thing will not work. I'm from jersey, g/f of 4 years moved to michigan. we lasted 8 months, got back together a year later and lasted 6 months. I hate to burst your bubble but it's better for both of you in the long run, for reasons like the one your in. You can't have a real relationship where you see the other person once every 5-6 months. There is another girl ctaching your eye and chances are another guy catching hers.

[Brandon Allin]

you can always take a leaf from robert pickton's book and bury her in your backyard.

[VICTIMS]

or, ya know... you could grow some balls and decide who you want more and either end it with your girlfriend or freaking stay with her. cheating is disgusting

Shut the fuck up. Next question.

[popdisaster00]

Yeah dude just flat out end it with the other chick and bang the new one

[jagermeister]

I can tell you one thing right now from experience my friend, this long distance thing will not work. I'm from jersey, g/f of 4 years moved to michigan. we lasted 8 months, got back together a year later and lasted 6 months. I hate to burst your bubble but it's better for both of you in the long run, for reasons like the one your in. You can't have a real relationship where you see the other person once every 5-6 months. There is another girl ctaching your eye and chances are another guy catching hers.

100% disagree.

[jagermeister]

Yeah dude just flat out end it with the other chick and bang the new one

It looks like this dude wants to keep his GF, but have like this one time thing to rid him of sexual tension???? Thats what it sounds like to me. While I can't offer any help, its probably a risk trying it on a mutual friend. Unless she is dumb, desperate, rude, or drunk.

[sjb2k1]

You must not respect your girlfriend too much. Break up with her, THEN fuck the other chick.

[popdisaster00]

It looks like this dude wants to keep his GF, but have like this one time thing to rid him of sexual tension???? Thats what it sounds like to me. While I can't offer any help, its probably a risk trying it on a mutual friend. Unless she is dumb, desperate, rude, or drunk.
If the relationship he's in has any meaning to him, I wouldn't do it.

If he wants to release sexual tension he should fuck a HANDFUL of broads.

[atticus1492]

You are fucking awesome.

New game. How many different friends of your girlfriend can you sleep with without her finding out?

My bet is less than seven. Prove me wrong.

[Kassie09]

So obviously you want to dump your girlfriend..?
If your girlfriend's friend is a loyal friend, she will not fuck you.

[jagermeister]

Last semester while me and my GF were broken up I met this girl. But then I met her friend. So I hit on them both using the exact same lines and it worked for like 3 months until they found out. But after that I still hooked up with the original girl a lot (see my "Pussy Snot" post from a while back) and she didn't care.

[tombo85]

If this is a serious post then kill yourself because douche bags like you will never amount to anything.

[SLoT]

alright. usually i dont condone this sort of behavior, but im feeling saucy so heres my input (its simple): if you dont ever want to talk about it again, get her piss drunk as well as yourself (or not) and then make your move. she wont want to talk about it im sure. especially when you say something like fuck, i cant believe that happened. lets not talk about this. You should also then break up with your girlfriend for doing such a fucking ridiculous thing to her. you dont need to be hurting someone when you are having fun if you can avoid it. thats pure shithead. dont be a shithead.

[andrew4045]

1.scented candles
2. massage oils
3. barry white

win.

[I'm DC]

Right on man, I have no advise to give, but I comment you on your will to try.

[micahistheballs]

I always worry what girls I will be unable to date after dating said girl.

[Chris Fallon]

Yeah, you have to come to grips with the fact that you're going to have to live with being not only an asshole but a real douche, as well.

Before I say anything, may I ask why you don't care? Is your girlfriend simply a cunt or sleeping around, or are you really that conceited and arrogant?

[MikeAWESOME1583]

Jagermeister,

tell me why you disagree. it is not only my example which proves me right. my theory is this (ladies feel free to chime in). If you live more than an hour and a half drive; one way, the relationship will not work. I am not saying it will die off quickly, you may go out for months and even years but if you keep the distance being a factor one person will cheat, I 100% believe it. Like it or not, i don't care how strong of a relationship you have, you are not around to keep her happy. eventually someone will get tired of it and some other man/girl will grab your attention and act on it because the boyfriend/girlfriend is not around to keep you in line. prove me wrong.

[The Boathouse]

Why haven't we seen a picture of this prize yet? Christ, if she's worth throwing away a stable relationship with someone you care about, she best be A FOX.

Photographic evidence, post haste!

[anamericangod]

This has to be fake. Everyone knows that only old people live in Clearwater, FL.

[jagermeister]

Jagermeister,

tell me why you disagree. it is not only my example which proves me right. my theory is this (ladies feel free to chime in). If you live more than an hour and a half drive; one way, the relationship will not work. I am not saying it will die off quickly, you may go out for months and even years but if you keep the distance being a factor one person will cheat, I 100% believe it. Like it or not, i don't care how strong of a relationship you have, you are not around to keep her happy. eventually someone will get tired of it and some other man/girl will grab your attention and act on it because the boyfriend/girlfriend is not around to keep you in line. prove me wrong.

I'll let you know July 19th.

[PadraicPrincess]

cheating is cheap, don't do it.

[chronomic]

This has to be fake. Everyone knows that only old people live in Clearwater, FL.

you are the sherlock of all holmes

[Mirrorsandfevers]

This has to be fake. Everyone knows that only old people live in Clearwater, FL.

That's basically where I am from :(

[MikeAWESOME1583]

I'll let you know July 19th.


whats that?

[jagermeister]

whats that?

The day my girlfriend comes home from Australia :)

[fedhed7]

Everclear.

[andrew4045]

Everclear.

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[Blakebear]

-8V36mWUVFc

that has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen...

[brntsnfan]

1- you're an asshole, one of the worst if you got no shame asking people how to score with your gf's friend
2- you should just break up with your gf, if you seek fucking other people, then stop wasting her time and yours, you're obviously not into her anymore

[PezMullet]

just fucking do it

[Brandon Allin]

1- you're an asshole, one of the worst if you got no shame asking people how to score with your gf's friend
2- you should just break up with your gf, if you seek fucking other people, then stop wasting her time and yours, you're obviously not into her anymore
hahaha. get real. if you think 90% of boyfriends don't dream about fucking other chicks while they're in a relationship, then you've got a lot to learn about how a man's mind works.

[jwelborn]

the switch.

[Tyler Revolution]

Depends on how close you are with the friend.... I messed around with my friends bf cuz we were always hanging out without her. It was easy to do and to this day we do so and she still doesn't know....

Slut.

[Villanova1L]

Jagermeister,

tell me why you disagree. it is not only my example which proves me right. my theory is this (ladies feel free to chime in). If you live more than an hour and a half drive; one way, the relationship will not work. I am not saying it will die off quickly, you may go out for months and even years but if you keep the distance being a factor one person will cheat, I 100% believe it. Like it or not, i don't care how strong of a relationship you have, you are not around to keep her happy. eventually someone will get tired of it and some other man/girl will grab your attention and act on it because the boyfriend/girlfriend is not around to keep you in line. prove me wrong.

Dating girlfriend 4 years. Lived roughly an hour and a half drive away for 3 years. Things went fine, they were hard but if you aren't childish/shallow/conceited you can work it out. Then I moved to Philadelphia for school. She's not in Philadelphia, she's a 5 hour flight one way away, and we're doing incredible. I see her once every 2-3 months and we're getting married in August. We didn't live together, or within any proximity of each other for more than a year during our relationship.

I knew her long before we started dating, so the "well you don't know her well enough" or "you are being idealistic" or any of that shit will work.

Let me know how I'm wrong.

[preppyak]

It looks like this dude wants to keep his GF, but have like this one time thing to rid him of sexual tension???? Thats what it sounds like to me. While I can't offer any help, its probably a risk trying it on a mutual friend. Unless she is dumb, desperate, rude, or drunk.
Yeah...probably the best way to get caught cheating is to do it with one of her friends...cause the girl does one of three things:

a. Feels bad about it and tells her
b. Decides she wants to date you and tells her
c. Enjoys it and wants to to it again casually

Only one of those three scenario's has any chance of working, and usually option C ends up as option B, at least in every "friends with benefits" scenarios I was in, and I wasn't dating a girl during those scenarios.

Basically...decide what you want more, to fuck the friend or fuck your girlfriend...
hahaha. get real. if you think 90% of boyfriends don't dream about fucking other chicks while they're in a relationship, then you've got a lot to learn about how a man's mind works.
Haha, seriously...there is a reason most men believe they have more girls coming after them when they are dating, and its usually not because they actually have more interest from girls. It doesn't condone acting on it...but just thinking about it is not bad. If I ever meet a guy who truly has a one-track mind, and only ever thinks about one girl, I'll do him the favor and put the bullet through his head for him, because that must suck

[concernedparent]

Plan B:

http://i26.tinypic.com/33m7xiq.jpg
That chick has a mad vein in her left bosom

[preppyak]

I knew her long before we started dating, so the "well you don't know her well enough" or "you are being idealistic" or any of that shit will work.

Let me know how I'm wrong.
I think that scenario is one of the only ones I can imagine it working. I've seen far too many people continue a relationship that starts in the Spring of college into the Summer (where its long distance), and it fail miserably. Long distance works if there is a history there, and by history, I am talking years together. When you've gotten to that comfort level where you don't need to see each other everyday, then it works...but, the two times I did it, I didn't have that scenario, and they failed pretty badly.

Long distance only works through trust...so, for example, the guy who started this clearly wasn't going to work out anyway. Somewhere around dating relatively nearby for 2-3 years, you definitely develop that trust, so you can handle the distance.

I just always love seeing people continue Senior year relationships from HS into college...I imagine the failure rate for those is on the 90+% level

[Chris Fallon]

I want to see n00dz from the chick in that ROPE pic.

[MikeAWESOME1583]

I think that scenario is one of the only ones I can imagine it working. I've seen far too many people continue a relationship that starts in the Spring of college into the Summer (where its long distance), and it fail miserably. Long distance works if there is a history there, and by history, I am talking years together. When you've gotten to that comfort level where you don't need to see each other everyday, then it works...but, the two times I did it, I didn't have that scenario, and they failed pretty badly.

Long distance only works through trust...so, for example, the guy who started this clearly wasn't going to work out anyway. Somewhere around dating relatively nearby for 2-3 years, you definitely develop that trust, so you can handle the distance.

I just always love seeing people continue Senior year relationships from HS into college...I imagine the failure rate for those is on the 90+% level

OK first off, I'm pretty sure you're talking about me. I don't really understand what your saying about the living nearby for 2-3 years thing. I went out with the girl for over a year BEFORE I went to college and stayed with her for 2 years IN college. Trust wasn't an issue at that point, although it did affect it later, so who knows. Trust is the largest problem without a doubt, and you are right on about relationships going from HS into college, it happens to every semi-attractive girl and up during freshman year.

Dating girlfriend 4 years. Lived roughly an hour and a half drive away for 3 years. Things went fine, they were hard but if you aren't childish/shallow/conceited you can work it out. Then I moved to Philadelphia for school. She's not in Philadelphia, she's a 5 hour flight one way away, and we're doing incredible. I see her once every 2-3 months and we're getting married in August. We didn't live together, or within any proximity of each other for more than a year during our relationship.

I knew her long before we started dating, so the "well you don't know her well enough" or "you are being idealistic" or any of that shit will work.

Let me know how I'm wrong.

You my friend are what I call the exception to the rule. I have nothing bad to say about your situation whatsoever man. Sounds like you have an ideal girl, you did everything right, and I am happy to hear your wifing her up, sounds like the girl we are all looking for so god bless man. However, your situation is not applied to everyone I 100% believe your situation is rare. I never said it can't happen, just that most of the time it will not work. Again, this is not just my situation. Three of my good friends, who are great guys and did not cheat or whatever you might ask, had there relationships (which were good relationships) fall completly apart once the distance was increased to about an hour and a half. It just happens, most relationships work by havving the person you love around you, not once every 2-3 months, its too hard. No need to call me shallow/conceited because Im not in the slightest, I am very laid back. I loved this girl to death and gave it my all, but she found another guy from where she was, and by me not being around her to re-inforce our feelings, things fell apart. It happens man, she wasn't meant for me. She taught me alot about women and relationships going forward for me to think about, one being never date someone over an hour and a half away from me.

[omgxitsxshiloh]

you succeed by being king douchebag

seriously, you can only pull this off if you're a hardcore douchebag

so I'd first start by buying some popped collars

next step is to buy a surf board and never use it

the third step is to buy a guitar, learn only powerchords and sing about how you totally got drunk last night

and finally, you should listen to some A7X. That should be the piece de la resistance

agreed.

[omgxitsxshiloh]

hahaha. get real. if you think 90% of boyfriends don't dream about fucking other chicks while they're in a relationship, then you've got a lot to learn about how a man's mind works.

not totally true.
if they love their girlfriend, they don't need to fantasize about other women.
the same goes for women, also. if they're truly happy with their boyfriend, they needn't think about another man.
and i don't mean the "oh that guy at the mall is cute" thing.
cheating is disgusting.

[beautifulpoison]

Slut.

If you want to be technical about it, she invaded on our friendship after things started happening, so I was there first. He and I have been friends since kindergarten and have been sexually attracted to one another for the longest time. It's not my fault that he wants me and not her....

[jagermeister]

If you want to be technical about it, she invaded on our friendship after things started happening, so I was there first. He and I have been friends since kindergarten and have been sexually attracted to one another for the longest time. It's not my fault that he wants me and not her....

Hate the player; not the game!

[beautifulpoison]

Hate the player; not the game!

Are you telling me to hate him or her? I actually hate neither of them, I've had way too much fun to do so. I was just telling him that it's possible to do what he was asking, and in a twisted way, telling him how to do so.

[Chris Fallon]

Pimpin' ain't EZ (but it sho' iz funn)

[brntsnfan]

hahaha. get real. if you think 90% of boyfriends don't dream about fucking other chicks while they're in a relationship, then you've got a lot to learn about how a man's mind works.


i don't doubt that you guys want to fuck people other than your girlfriends, but in this case i ment that this asshole is asking other peoples advice on how to score with his gf's friend, what im saying is he's not too fond of the gf in the first place... that's what i meant, should have cleared it up. and yeah, you guys totally think about fucking other people, but most of you don't act on it and let alone actually put in motion a plan to do it... for the most part

[Hamlet]

Remember kids,

It's not rape if she's dead.

[Mrs.Sweeny Todd]

just dont tell her and dont get caught

[Chris Fallon]

just dont tell her and dont get caught
"I'd like to steal a few million dollars from a bank, but I don't know if I should!"

"Just don't tell anyone and don't get caught!"

"OMG, brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!"

[Nolessthanblink]

Is it really possible?

[billyboatkid]

It's not shitty, it is the best revenge.

Anal if at all possible.

[Saves The Night]

Seriously, how do I do this?

Yes, I am aware its shitty but I don't care.chloroform

[get up kidd]

you succeed by being king douchebag

seriously, you can only pull this off if you're a hardcore douchebag

so I'd first start by buying some popped collars

next step is to buy a surf board and never use it

the third step is to buy a guitar, learn only powerchords and sing about how you totally got drunk last night

and finally, you should listen to some A7X. That should be the piece de la resistance


LMFAO :-p

[rachelscene]

Regardless of the fact that this friend is the girl in this friendship. Let her introduce the first move. This way you know she isn't going to be the one that goes and run's to your gf and is like guess what you're bf did! And if she does.. that's fucked up she made the first move. But the balls part is not being man enough to tell your gf. Chances are it will ruin her friendship with your gf and and your relationship if either of you tell. So she probably won't.

[Chris Fallon]

Eh, it's fucked up any way you look at it.

[Getup and Dance]

Im gonna laugh if his girlfriend finds this messageboard.

[Chris Fallon]

I pray she does, just so he knows how much of a dickhead he is.

[Stevoh]

duct tape jokes are funny... douchebags (like this guy) are not