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BuzzLightyear
04/16/08, 04:27 PM
It seems due to questions I have received, and strings that have been pulled, I am going to attempt to come to understanding with you. It has come to my attention that many rumors have been spreading that Woody, our favorite deputy, is a homosexual cowboy, much in the deep vein of, may God rest his soul, Heath Ledger, who once starred in the contemporary classic, Brokeback Mountain.

Now I have never had his snake in my boot, nor has ever poisoned my water hole. He has never asked me to take him to infinity and beyond or to tug on his string, but we have had conversations about what type of plastic he likes between his legs. So I am asking you, is Woody gay? The answer will be revealed in due time, with a story him and I shared many nights ago, but for now I would like to have a vote and have some rousing discussion on a very interesting topic.

Always Reach For Infinity and Beyond,
Sincerely Yours,

Buzz Lightyear

:domokun:

http://www.jnh-goneriding.org/Graphics/Woody1.jpg
lovely864md
04/16/08, 04:30 PM
Will you marry me?
ChiefSuckyDucky
04/16/08, 04:31 PM
Ha Ha that is fantastic. I voted yes, I think so. I mean how could he ever score chicks with Buzz around? He has a laser beam!
gloriousmuse
04/16/08, 04:33 PM
You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.
dezi
04/16/08, 04:38 PM
"poison the water hole" never ever gets old.
BuzzLightyear
04/16/08, 04:40 PM
Will you marry me?

I believe that is illegal in all 50 states. Call me in a couple years?

Also I wanted to add, I could never be gay. I mean come on, I'm Buzz Lightyear!

http://www.muralsforkids.com/images/BuzzLightyearDF059903C.jpg

I mean, do you see the size of that spaceship?
Smash Adams
04/16/08, 04:42 PM
look at the way he looks at little bo peep
no gay man can have that look in his eyes
Machu505
04/16/08, 04:43 PM
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andrew4045
04/16/08, 04:45 PM
I want to anally Zurg you
andrew4045
04/16/08, 04:46 PM
P.s lol
CryTough
04/16/08, 04:53 PM
No way. There is just no way this guy is gay. The only gays that I know, just can't score them some chicks. Like Buzz, he ain't got no problem, he must be from Jersey, because we know how to score so chicks babe!
PadraicPrincess
04/16/08, 04:55 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay. I say the bo-peep infatuation was a cover.
lovely864md
04/16/08, 04:56 PM
I believe that is illegal in all 50 states. Call me in a couple years?

Also I wanted to add, I could never be gay. I mean come on, I'm Buzz Lightyear!

http://www.muralsforkids.com/images/BuzzLightyearDF059903C.jpg

I mean, do you see the size of that spaceship?

A year and a half. Start your countdown now.
ChiefSuckyDucky
04/16/08, 05:10 PM
A year and a half. Start your countdown now.

It just seems like you can't wait for his spaceship to take off with you inside of it.
lovely864md
04/16/08, 05:12 PM
It just seems like you can't wait for his spaceship to take off with you inside of it.

5...4...3...2...
ChiefSuckyDucky
04/16/08, 05:14 PM
5...4...3...2...

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snakeinmyboots
04/17/08, 01:02 PM
Ha Ha. There is no way he is gay. He is the basis for my username.
chronomic
04/17/08, 01:31 PM
good ol buzz
Mrs.Sweeny Todd
04/19/08, 03:13 PM
wow
Chris Fallon
04/20/08, 02:06 PM
Gotta love Buzz.
Miss Heartcore
04/20/08, 10:27 PM
I'll take,
"He keeps his snake in his boot"
FTW....