favorite simpsons quote...

[creedsucks]

what is your favorite simpsons quote, and by whom?

[richter915]

dude...there are so many...but some of my favorites which I often quote in person...
"excellent.." Mr. Burns
"excelente!" Bumble Bee Man
"excellent...sssssss" Hannibal Lecter
"exactly....doh!" Homer

(homer trying to fake that he's mr. burns at the the post office)
Homer: "hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me"
Postal Worker: "ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name"
Homer: "I don't know"

[jgirv17]

I don't know them word for word...but my two favorites are:

Marge: "Oh My God, the kids are going to be snowed in at school! How will they get home?"

Homer: "I dunno...The Internet?"

-and-

That lady who owns the Burlesque House: "...and you're boy was...umm, excuse me sir, is that a paper bag?"

Homer: "I have misplaced my pants."

[worldstheory]

[Homer is talking about how people persecute him for riding the fame from his perfect bowling game]

HOMER: They did it to Jesus, and they're doing it to ME!

MARGE: Are you comparing yourself to our Lord??

HOMER: Well... in bowling ability...

[yeAA]

"excellent.." Mr. Burns .. yes very funny
i also like the fact that mr. burns is too weak to do anything, even opening a cat food can...

Bart: "cant sleep, clowns will eat me"

[seethesights]

"Embiggins? I never heard that before moving to Springfield."

"Why? It's a perfectly cromulent word."

[Touched]

Ralph "Iron you"

[mwhpunk]

i don't know an exact quote but my friend got the complete 3rd season of the simpsons on dvd for xmas, so i think i'll be spending a lot of time at his house watchin that.

[kornintee]

"thats one thing that both sucks and blows" - bart

"mmmmm sacralicious" - homer

[mirtizzle]

ralph has the best lines.

"it tastes like burning!"

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by mirtizzle
ralph has the best lines.

"it tastes like burning!" "Daddy's tummy is crying!"



"Dying tickles!"