masturbation

[IceCreamCone]

whats the longest streak youve had
girls dont count cause they say they dont do it but we all know they do
my streak is 5 days but im in the process of breaking it now

[RefusedsXe]

16 Days I think it was.

[FalloutGuy]

Originally posted by RefusedsXe
16 Days I think it was.

Fuck dude! Hahaha

Mine was like six days.

[RefusedsXe]

If youre in love you dont think about masturbating as much.....but then when you finally do whack off its amazing...hmm this post made me remember its been a good 4 days since I masturbated last.

[MaybeOneDay]

is this how many days you've gone without beating your meat ?

well, if thats the question at hand...i jerk it every day, so i don't really have a streak.

[takingbackrufio]

If Blink 182 does it, why can't we?

Masturbation holds all the answers, my friends.

[ChineseNoodle13]

im a girl... and i masturbate... and i admit it... whoop a dee doo....

[BuriedAlive]

i went 6 months without masturbation. i was in a deep relationship, you forget about it.

[RefusedsXe]

^^Buried Alive seems to know what Im talking about.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
i went 6 months without masturbation. i was in a deep relationship, you forget about it. I've been there. Truthfully, I only masturbate occasionally. But, whatever works.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
If Blink 182 does it, why can't we?

Masturbation holds all the answers, my friends.

Exactly. He speaks correctly.

Chris, 6 months?!?! Holy shit! That must of been one hell of a relationship.

[worldstheory]

I was Master of My Domain for two weeks once. Once the two weeks ended, I decided to try for three weeks, but I only got like four days.

However, ever since I did the two weeks, it's easier to go for longer periods without it, as if now I'm stronger for it. Like before the two weeks I was so preoccupied with it that I could barely get by just doing it every other day, but afterwards, it can slip my mind for so long that I actually have to make a concious effort to do it. I can seriously just FORGET to wank off for almost a week.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by RefusedsXe
^^Buried Alive seems to know what Im talking about.

i really do. because when your in a strong relationship. you put your love ahead of youself. and you rarely either have time or want to masturbate. lust takes over and all you want is your loved one. not masturbating. or atleast in my case. plus she helped me out in that category.. i didnt exactly have to masturbate.

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
i went 6 months without masturbation. i was in a deep relationship, you forget about it. But was there sex? Because if there was, then no masturbation doesn't mean anything. Six months or no six months.

[13th hour]

I cant believe we are discussing this.

I dont masturbate, it gives you hairy palms, everyone knows that!

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Exactly. He speaks correctly.

Chris, 6 months?!?! Holy shit! That must of been one hell of a relationship.
oh you have no idea... it was one hell of a relationship. it was like wow.. most of the time. i really had no need to masturbate.

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by 13th hour
I cant believe we are discussing this.

I dont masturbate, it gives you hairy palms, everyone knows that! I'm blind and have hairy palms, but it's NOT because I masturbate!!



What a "stimulating" conversation.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by worldstheory
But was there sex? Because if there was, then no masturbation doesn't mean anything. Six months or no six months.
no there wasnt sex. but i never thought about whacking off. it wasnt the first thing. that came to mind.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by 13th hour
I cant believe we are discussing this.

I dont masturbate, it gives you hairy palms, everyone knows that!
i wouldnt get hairy palms... the hair just gets in the way.

[takingbackrufio]

I was in a 10 month relationship, truthfully. I never masturbated once. Not one time. I know exactly where Chris is coming from. Now, I masturbate occasionally, but if I'm in a relationship, I can take not doing it. It's just the raw truth if you're in a deep relationship ...

You're a good man Chris.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
I was in a 10 month relationship, truthfully. I never masturbated once. Not one time. I know exactly where Chris is coming from. Now, I masturbate occasionally, but if I'm in a relationship, I can take not doing it. It's just the raw truth if you're in a deep relationship ...

You're a good man Chris.
its like you get pleasure just being around your love... or atleast thats how it was for me... i still wish things woulda went better between the two of us. we were perfect for each other... but i guess thats what drew us apart...

sorry for the emo moment.

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
its like you get pleasure just being around your love... or atleast thats how it was for me... i still wish things woulda went better between the two of us. we were perfect for each other... but i guess thats what drew us apart...

sorry for the emo moment.


ahhhhh....when im in a caring loving relationship thers nothing like masterbating in front of your loved one and then shooting it on her forehead....ahhh love is grand

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
its like you get pleasure just being around your love... or atleast thats how it was for me... i still wish things woulda went better between the two of us. we were perfect for each other... but i guess thats what drew us apart...

sorry for the emo moment. I'm confused... What does your moment have to do with that three-letter hardcore punk rock movement from the 1980s??

[takingbackrufio]

Don't go there ... the whole emo thing, don't go there.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by creedsucks
ahhhhh....when im in a caring loving relationship thers nothing like masterbating in front of your loved one and then shooting it on her forehead....ahhh love is grand How romantic.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by worldstheory
I'm confused... What does your moment have to do with that three-letter hardcore punk rock movement from the 1980s??
haha... um dont know. it just sounded just right.. considering all the labeling that is around emo's are pussies. and for that moment i was being emotional. and emo is short for emotional and i didnt feel like typing out the whole damn word...

your not getting on my good side my brother! haha

we might stay a trio, Trent

[worldstheory]

oh come on... it was a joke

[takingbackrufio]

Meh ... bedtime. Actually, no more internet, think I'm gonna watch SWAT. Night.

[wesXedge]

21 fucking days, i broke my leg trying to headwalk and COULD NOT MASTURBATE FOR 21 DAYS. I masturbate to my avatar by the way.

[13th hour]

Originally posted by creedsucks
ahhhhh....when im in a caring loving relationship thers nothing like masterbating in front of your loved one and then shooting it on her forehead....ahhh love is grand

Thats love right there.

[neverselected]

I masturbate whenever I download new video..... Which is every couple of nights... I have the entire kazaa porn collection

[richter915]

I think once when I was like 14...I did it like...10 times, in one day...it was great...

[IceCreamCone]

yeah since you got that subject going, whats the most you guys have done it in one day

mine is 6 after 4 it starts to hurt

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by worldstheory
oh come on... it was a joke

Look, big Brenton is apologizing...he definitely wants to be a part of this crew!


...And the most i've done it in one day is twice, I don't do any more than that. I could, but no point.

[unoriginal]

Shit what a thread.

Longest I've went was this whole summer when I was with my boyfriend everyday. .... oh you know ;)

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Shit what a thread.

Longest I've went was this whole summer when I was with my boyfriend everyday. .... oh you know ;)

Erin + Masturbation = HOTT!

[piebaldkid42]

Originally posted by wesXedge
I masturbate to my avatar by the way.
who hasnt:rolleyes:

[unoriginal]

yeah really

<<< Richard Simmons is totally hot.

[worldstheory]

I know I've done it twice in one day before, but it's possible I've done it three times... I'm not sure though

[unoriginal]

I"m pretty sure I have done it three times in one day before but definetly not regularly.

[thexflamesxburn]

prob like 10 days maybe?

[mirtizzle]

masturbation makes you blind.

i'm not a masturbator, it's nowhere near as fun as having someone else get you off.

but maybe doing it in front of someone. freaky deaky style. that's a different story.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by neverselected
I masturbate whenever I download new video..... Which is every couple of nights... I have the entire kazaa porn collection :laugh:

Most I've done in a day is twice. I don't think I'd want to go more than that, it starts to hurt after too much.

[mOvielife99]

masturbationXcore

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by unoriginal
I"m pretty sure I have done it three times in one day before but definetly not regularly.

oh...fuck...*splooge*

...hey, look! I didn't even have to touch myself that time! ;)

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by ChineseNoodle13
im a girl... and i masturbate... and i admit it... whoop a dee doo....


Amen.

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
oh...fuck...*splooge*

...hey, look! I didn't even have to touch myself that time! ;)

ha ha you horny toad

[AlwaysPunkin45]

I've gone like four times in a row but after the 1st time it kinda loses its fun. Has anyone held off on splooging while jerkin the gerken so long that your balls start to have this painful 'squeezing' sensation? It sucks ace..

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by unoriginal
ha ha you horny toad

haha yeap. thats me. but, consider yourself special...because i don't splooge very often without placing a single finger on my dick.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
oh...fuck...*splooge*

...hey, look! I didn't even have to touch myself that time! ;) You are one funny man Brandon, this is why I love you. You are so Tom Delonge.

[takingbackSVR]

I masturbate like I brush my teeth. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon, and right before I go to bed (just to ensure that I won't be loaded for a wet dream).

But yeah, about the whole relationship thing, I never once masturbated when I was with my girlfriend. I think it's the whole morales and ethics behind it, and plus, being with that special someone kind of blinds that whole perspective. I was attracted to her, and only her. It's like her company was better than pleasuring myself.

wow.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
You are one funny man Brandon, this is why I love you. You are so Tom Delonge.

Haha. The feelings are mutual.

Well, Tom is my idol, so that may have something to do with it. Heh.

[yeAA]

yea im a girl... i dont do it nor do i think about doing it

[nards228]

Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard

[Lueda Alia]

Originally posted by yeAA
yea im a girl... i dont do it nor do i think about doing it
what she said. :D


lol and this thread is funny but so gross. geez I didn't know guys masturbated so "often" or should I say...... every time they're alone? :geek:

[richter915]

Originally posted by takingbackSVR
I masturbate like I brush my teeth. Once in the morning, once in the afternoon, and right before I go to bed (just to ensure that I won't be loaded for a wet dream).

But yeah, about the whole relationship thing, I never once masturbated when I was with my girlfriend. I think it's the whole morales and ethics behind it, and plus, being with that special someone kind of blinds that whole perspective. I was attracted to her, and only her. It's like her company was better than pleasuring myself.

wow.
I read somewhere that if you masturbate with your gf (like she's there watching you, helping you out every now and then possibly) and she masturbates for you...it's quite a fun experience.

[richter915]

Originally posted by yeAA
yea im a girl... i dont do it nor do i think about doing it
I'm gonna buy you a vibrator for your birthday or anything...you WILL change your mind. I'll even add erotic pictures of my sexy self...though that may cause you to become a lesbian...

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by nards228
Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard

Dude, even if I had a girlfriend....I can still guarantee you i'd beat my meat at least once a day.

[Unopened Letter]

okay, i admit, i do masturbate. Probably about once a week or once ever two weeks..... I AM NOT ASHAMED.

[thexflamesxburn]

Originally posted by nards228
Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard


hahahahaha

[AgentEM0]

chris during your relationship you and her always had endless fights and you never trusted her and she didn't trust you

[richter915]

Originally posted by Unopened Letter
okay, i admit, i do masturbate. Probably about once a week or once ever two weeks..... I AM NOT ASHAMED.
woo right on. there's no shame in double clicking the mouse...the two finger tango...uhm...that's all I know...dang.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by richter915
I read somewhere that if you masturbate with your gf (like she's there watching you, helping you out every now and then possibly) and she masturbates for you...it's quite a fun experience. You actually read porn magazines?

:laugh:

You're one of a kind, Ritcher, I must say.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by AgentEM0
chris during your relationship you and her always had endless fights and you never trusted her and she didn't trust you It's called 'teenage relationships' ... you just defined it.

[richter915]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
You actually read porn magazines?

:laugh:

You're one of a kind, Ritcher, I must say.
I thought that all the kool kids bought them for the articles....:: runs to corner with porno stash:: they're all mine!! you can't have them...not you or the fat hobbit...I mean...::hiss!::

[takingbackrufio]

You bite off my finger and I'll shove my tiny little foot up your mangy ass!

[Shellular]

Oh my, you people are silly.

[BuriedAlive]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Dude, even if I had a girlfriend....I can still guarantee you i'd beat my meat at least once a day.

haha thats great dude. and i dont doubt you.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by ShellysUsed
Oh my, you people are silly. Take that back!

Nah, you're at KillJoy ... and you're also cool.

[Shellular]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
Take that back!

Nah, you're at KillJoy ... and you're also cool.

Go me! :cheesy:

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
haha thats great dude. and i dont doubt you.

haha. nobody should doubt me on this one ;)

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by ShellysUsed
Go me! :cheesy: Yes, Shelly. Yes indeed. ;)

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by neverselected
I masturbate whenever I download new video..... Which is every couple of nights... I have the entire kazaa porn collection Seriously? Well in that case, would you mind me asking for recommendations? Because it's a bitch for me to find good porno on Kazaa.

My favorites include girl-on-girl or masturbation (especially with good tight close-up shots of the girl's fingers going in). And I really really like when the girls have really vocally loud orgasms. What do you recommend?

I'm not joking. Thanks.

[angie710]

I masturbate every night, and sometimes in the morning and in the shower....


Also, I masturbate the clitoris while getting rammed, for lack of a better word..

That is all...

[richter915]

Originally posted by angie710
I masturbate every night, and sometimes in the morning and in the shower....


Also, I masturbate the clitoris while getting rammed, for lack of a better word..

That is all...
....
you are my new god.

[angie710]

Originally posted by richter915
....
you are my new god.


Thats god DESS... ;)

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by angie710
Thats god DESS... ;) Better watch out, she'll bitchslap you right back to hell!

You would be my new goddess too Ang, if you weren't already. :goofy:

^ There it is again. It's really useful.

[angie710]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
Better watch out, she'll bitchslap you right back to hell!

You would be my new goddess too Ang, if you weren't already. :goofy:

^ There it is again. It's really useful.

You're too cute... ;)

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by angie710
You're too cute... ;) :charming:

That's all I will do. :laugh:

[Unopened Letter]

:dissapoin

[richter915]

;) ;)
wink wink

[Lueda Alia]

you horny bastards.

[Shellular]

aww. i miss brandon and trent.

[charly horse]

:dissapoin
thats me !!