porn video vs. porn video

[AlwaysPunkin45]

I was visiting the masturbation thread and this came to mind...The Paris Hilton video vrs. the Tommy-Lee/Pam Anderson video...What do you guys think? I really couldn't make up my mind...:grin:

[unoriginal]

Are you fucking joking me??? THATS SO SICKK!!!!































its sick to think its any competition. The tommy/pam. For one I wish I had her boobies and for two, did you see the size of his dick? oh man, thats some great uncovered footage.

[MaybeOneDay]

Even though Paris Hilton is amazingly hot, that video fucking sucked. She looked like E.T. in it for christs sake. It was way too dark and her eyes were like glowing. And who answers the phone during sex ? Jeeze, learn how to make a sex tape. Haha.

Definitely my vote goes to the Pam/Tommy one. That one was good.

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Are you fucking joking me??? THATS SO SICKK!!!!































its sick to think its any competition. The tommy/pam. For one I wish I had her boobies and for two, did you see the size of his dick? oh man, thats some great uncovered footage. hahaha, now..who's sick again?

[dretti]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Even though Paris Hilton is amazingly hot, that video fucking sucked. She looked like E.T. in it for christs sake. It was way too dark and her eyes were like glowing. And who answers the phone during sex ? Jeeze, learn how to make a sex tape. Haha.

Definitely my vote goes to the Pam/Tommy one. That one was good.




lol i definitely agree
who wants to watch a fucking nightvision porn

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Even though Paris Hilton is amazingly hot, that video fucking sucked. She looked like E.T. in it for christs sake. It was way too dark and her eyes were like glowing. And who answers the phone during sex ? Jeeze, learn how to make a sex tape. Haha.

Definitely my vote goes to the Pam/Tommy one. That one was good. Yeah dude Paris Hilton is really hot but I saw and episode of "The Simple Life," and she seems to have a rather mannish voice..

[takingbackrufio]

Definetly Pamela, anytime.

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by AlwaysPunkin45
hahaha, now..who's sick again?

not me, I just speak truth :cheeky:

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Well I suppose Pam and Tommy was your pick, unoriginal..

[worldstheory]

They both suck a lot. If you want my advice, get some porno of anonymous people.

The Pam/Tommy video sucked because they didn't know how to hold the camera still. The Paris video sucked because of that stupid night vision crap. Who wants to watch green porno?

There's much better porno to be had if you can get past wanting to watch "celebrity porno".

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by worldstheory


The Pam/Tommy video sucked because they didn't know how to hold the camera still. The Paris video sucked because of that stupid night vision crap. Who wants to watch green porno?


you must not of gotten the complete one.


Anyway, I'm done with this subject.

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by unoriginal
you must not of gotten the complete one.


Anyway, I'm done with this subject. Heh heh, did you get the complete?

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by AlwaysPunkin45
Heh heh, did you get the complete?


yeah it doesn't help when you spend whole summers with guys.

[richter915]

ya I didn't like either of em. I like those chick trick videos though...ya I know the girls are from bang bus but, it's so funny...they get fooled into doing such slutty things...it's fake but, if you pretend it's really it's hilarious...and erotic.

[worldstheory]

Hey Erin, is that Richard Simmons in your avatar?

[popdisaster530]

Originally posted by richter915
ya I know the girls are from bang bus but, it's so funny...

What the fuck is Bang Bus??!

[richter915]

Originally posted by popdisaster530
What the fuck is Bang Bus??!
it's another stupid title for a chain of porno videos...but it's not all that bad.

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by unoriginal
yeah it doesn't help when you spend whole summers with guys. well now you have to tell the story!

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by AlwaysPunkin45
well now you have to tell the story!

No story to tell. You spend your summer with a close group of friends (about 4 girls and 8 guys) then you're going to see lots of porn "try" playing strip poker(story for another day) go skinnydipping and all that kind of stuff. Funtimes.

And yeah, that's Richard Simmons

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by unoriginal
No story to tell. You spend your summer with a close group of friends (about 4 girls and 8 guys) then you're going to see lots of porn "try" playing strip poker(story for another day) go skinnydipping and all that kind of stuff. Funtimes.

And yeah, that's Richard Simmons Sounds like a 'funtime' to me

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by unoriginal
No story to tell. You spend your summer with a close group of friends (about 4 girls and 8 guys) then you're going to see lots of porn "try" playing strip poker(story for another day) go skinnydipping and all that kind of stuff. Funtimes.

And yeah, that's Richard Simmons Erin, naked.

:eek: Wow.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
Erin, naked.

:eek: Wow.

Haha, my feelings exactly.


But, about the two videos. Yes, Pam/Tommy was much better. But like Brenton said, there is MUCH better pornography (child porn) out there.

[KarolaBloch]

to tell you the truth. i did'nt watch either of them. i am not a fan of porn. its stupid and why do you want to see a girl naked who has no self respect for herself? idk thats just how i feel. but you guys are still cool.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Saosinsam
to tell you the truth. i did'nt watch either of them. i am not a fan of porn. its stupid and why do you want to see a girl naked who has no self respect for herself? idk thats just how i feel. but you guys are still cool.

are you a guy ? because if you are, wow.

you'll be the first guy i've met who doesn't like to look at naked people fucking. but that's cool, it doesn't matter if you don't like it.

[KarolaBloch]

yeah i am a guy. i mean, well idk. i just personally think that its like not anything specail. cause the people are not in love and the sex means nothing. so thats how i feel and i just don't think those girls have much slef respect doign movies like that and i jsut don't enjoy it. but its cool that you all do. itsnormal for guys to like it. i am just not normal i guess.

[KarolaBloch]

thansk brandon for respecting my views dude.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Saosinsam
yeah i am a guy. i mean, well idk. i just personally think that its like not anything specail. cause the people are not in love and the sex means nothing. so thats how i feel and i just don't think those girls have much slef respect doign movies like that and i jsut don't enjoy it. but its cool that you all do. itsnormal for guys to like it. i am just not normal i guess.

nah. you're normal, you just don't like porn. it's all good. i respect what you're saying here.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Saosinsam
thansk brandon for respecting my views dude.

no problem. i never knew you knew my name. that's cool. what's your name ?

[KarolaBloch]

your name is in your signature. but mine is Sam. some call me Sammy some call me Sam, your choice.. nice to meet you.

[MaybeOneDay]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about putting my name in my sig. Haha.

Nice to meet you too, Sam.

[FarPastGone]

Originally posted by Saosinsam
to tell you the truth. i did'nt watch either of them. i am not a fan of porn. its stupid and why do you want to see a girl naked who has no self respect for herself? idk thats just how i feel. but you guys are still cool.

I have a friend who is like you who doesn't like porn, one of my other friends tricked him into filling out one of those things that has the questions and once you answer it all, it sends all the stuff that you filled out (by email) to the person who gave it to you. It was funny because he doesn't like porn, but it said he wacks it like 8-12 times a week or something like that...I've seen the Pamela video, but haven't checked out the Paris Hilton one yet, but from what it sounds like im gonna go with the Pam/Tommy video.

[RefusedsXe]

I never watched the Pam/Tommy one but jesus Paris Hilton is amazingly hot...

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by RefusedsXe
I never watched the Pam/Tommy one but jesus Paris Hilton is amazingly hot... Paris Hilton is one fine woman, but the video would've been better if it wasn't night vision. Who wants to see night vision porn? :p

[nards228]

Once again . . . Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard

[neverselected]

Originally posted by nards228
Once again . . . Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard

One girlfriend between us all???

I don't think that will work

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Are you fucking joking me??? THATS SO SICKK!!!!































its sick to think its any competition. The tommy/pam. For one I wish I had her boobies and for two, did you see the size of his dick? oh man, thats some great uncovered footage.

Now you, you're amazing. You are officially my idol.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by neverselected
One girlfriend between us all???

I don't think that will work

Unless we switch it up like every half hour to an hour. But, that would have to be one dirty slut.

[richter915]

Originally posted by nards228
Once again . . . Wow. Get a girlfriend, you pathetic fucks.



Rennard
I have a gf and I still watch porn. I don't think she's into me that much in the sexy kinda way...I mean come on, what's wrong with fat and hairy huh? But I don't do porn as often (though she has made me some of her own...booyakasha!)

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by richter915
I have a gf and I still watch porn. I don't think she's into me that much in the sexy kinda way...I mean come on, what's wrong with fat and hairy huh? But I don't do porn as often (though she has made me some of her own...booyakasha!)

Did you just say YOU are fat and hairy ? Or were you talking about your girlfriend ? I'm honestly confused, but I hope to god you were talking about yourself.

[richter915]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Did you just say YOU are fat and hairy ? Or were you talking about your girlfriend ? I'm honestly confused, but I hope to god you were talking about yourself.
haha...let's say...both...haha, no no I kid. It's just me who's fat and hairy...along with beaten with the ugly stick while hit by the ugly truck then dropped off the ugly cliff and landed on the ugly cactus...but ya not her...she's a hottie.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by richter915
haha...let's say...both...haha, no no I kid. It's just me who's fat and hairy...along with beaten with the ugly stick while hit by the ugly truck then dropped off the ugly cliff and landed on the ugly cactus...but ya not her...she's a hottie.

Heh...whoa, dude. Get some self confidence. For all I know, you could possibly be that ugly, but I doubt it. Highly doubt ANYONE is THAT ugly. I wanna see a pic of this Anna. (You do realize I never actually meant she was a whore when I called her that before, correct ? I apologize. I'm a dickfuck)

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Unless we switch it up like every half hour to an hour. But, that would have to be one dirty slut.

i volunteer(sp).

I've always wanted to be on dirty slut.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Unopened Letter
i volunteer(sp).

I've always wanted to be on dirty slut.

:eek: You're hired.

[richter915]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Heh...whoa, dude. Get some self confidence. For all I know, you could possibly be that ugly, but I doubt it. Highly doubt ANYONE is THAT ugly. I wanna see a pic of this Anna. (You do realize I never actually meant she was a whore when I called her that before, correct ? I apologize. I'm a dickfuck)
heh. I was exaggerating (sp?) a bit. I have enough self confidence. Ya, that pic of anna ain't happening. I'm whipped so I'd have to tell her I posted it and then she'd get really mad. But to me she's really pretty, she kinda reminds me of that girl from seventh heaven...the hot girl (not the littlest one, not the oldest...the hot one)..cept anna is a little...bigger...yes, and darker hair.

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
:eek: You're hired.

Oooh Yay. My life long dream to become one dirty slut has finally come true! :grin:

[richter915]

Originally posted by Unopened Letter
Oooh Yay. My life long dream to become one dirty slut has finally come true! :grin:
couldn't you be a clean slut? I mean...if you were a dirty one, every guy here would end up with syhpagonnhaherpeAIDS (the ultimate STD)...and that would suck.

[Unopened Letter]

Ok, i am now- MRS. CLEAN SLUT

[thexflamesxburn]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Even though Paris Hilton is amazingly hot, that video fucking sucked. She looked like E.T. in it for christs sake. It was way too dark and her eyes were like glowing. And who answers the phone during sex ? Jeeze, learn how to make a sex tape. Haha.

Definitely my vote goes to the Pam/Tommy one. That one was good.

[richter915]

Originally posted by Unopened Letter
Ok, i am now- MRS. CLEAN SLUT
haha, Mrs?? you're married too?? this keeps getting better.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by richter915
haha, Mrs?? you're married too?? this keeps getting better. Haha, that was great.

So Lish is the forum slut now? I second the motion to hire her. :cheeky:

By the way, Rennard, I like how you sign every one of your posts. Strangely original.

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by richter915
haha, Mrs?? you're married too?? this keeps getting better.

according to brandon, oh excuse me-penis, i'm married to trent.

[MaybeOneDay]

yeap, trent and vagina have a strong, strong marriage.

but, vagina still sleeps with each male member of the forum.

[takingbackrufio]

Lish and I are married, yes.

But sharing is allowed, since she is so amazingly hot and good in the sac I couldn't deny anybody that chance. :goofy:

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
Lish and I are married, yes.

But sharing is allowed, since she is so amazingly hot and good in the sac I couldn't deny anybody that chance. :goofy:

Ha, why thank you. But do you even know what I look like?

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you, and we're married.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by Unopened Letter
Ha, why thank you. But do you even know what I look like?

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you, and we're married. I've never seen a picture of you either.

Now that's what you call true internet relationship. ;)

But I can say you're amazingly hot and good in the sac in spite of our marriage.

[unoriginal]

MY video is better





= 0

[Unopened Letter]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
I've never seen a picture of you either.

Now that's what you call true internet relationship. ;)

But I can say you're amazingly hot and good in the sac in spite of our marriage.

woohoo... here is my pic, but it's bad.

[fezwik80]

im gonna go ahead and throw it down for pamela

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Originally posted by unoriginal
MY video is better





= 0 haha I'd like to see that one:D