Hardhead Hayley Threatened to Kill Me

[SgtSmegma]

hardheadhayley (http://absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=192373)
Registered User

"i can't wait to slit your throat!"

Posted on my wall, for further evidence.

Bant?

[thesafeword]

No, totally hxc!

[RamInGoreville]

She's so sexy, I wouldn't mind it at all!

[Smash Adams]

would you have sex with her for a million dollars?

[thesafeword]

More like 2 dollars.

[Kassie09]

This is part of the healing process.

[SgtSmegma]

would you have sex with her for a million dollars?

No. I'd rather fuck a guy.

[RamInGoreville]

No. I'd rather fuck a guy.

:rotfl:

[FatJordan]

omgz!!11 teh internet threat!!one

[Smash Adams]

This is part of the healing process.
coming from AP's resident life coach this means something
No. I'd rather fuck a guy.
it would be virtually the same thing

[imahoodlum]

if you're lucky, maybe she will kill herself first by too much cutting.

[Kassie09]

coming from AP's resident life coach this means something

it would be virtually the same thing

I know, she's letting out her aggressions now because I confronted her on her issues, it's setting in she needs help. this is stage one, bare with us through the rough times.


Also, she has a penis? This is vital to know in the healing process, thank you all for brining it to my attention.

[kidcaps]

Who wouldn't want to take a shot at this piece of ass?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/9/2/3/7/3/Picture115.jpg

No really, what's with her dimples? Aren't dimples supposed to be cute?

[RamInGoreville]

it would be virtually the same thing

I love lol'ing to the Personal Life section.

[thesafeword]

A fat guy.

[SgtSmegma]

it would be virtually the same thing

This is the one time in my life that I feel in no way homosexual saying that I'd rather fuck a male over a female.

[RamInGoreville]

Who wouldn't want to take a shot at this piece of ass?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/9/2/3/7/3/Picture115.jpg

No really, what's with her dimples? Aren't dimples supposed to be cute?

Okay she obviously forgot how to spell iceCREAM...

ouch...

[Smash Adams]

I know, she's letting out her aggressions now because I confronted her on her issues, it's setting in she needs help. this is stage one, bare with us through the rough times.


Also, she has a penis? This is vital to know in the healing process, thank you all for brining it to my attention.
um I have not seen her naked so I don't know what she has down there, for all we know it's just fritos
This is the one time in my life that I feel in no way homosexual saying that I'd rather fuck a male over a female.

eh I've felt that before too, it's not gay unless you fuck a guy I always say

[SgtSmegma]

Holy shit, she's even more hideous than I imagined.

[hockeycoshow1]

She added me as one of her friends I promptly loled and declined.

[SgtSmegma]

eh I've felt that before too, it's not gay unless you fuck a guy I always say

Even if you fuck a guy, its not necessarily gay....right...?

[hockeycoshow1]

That is my philosophy on life.

[Kassie09]

um I have not seen her naked so I don't know what she has down there, for all we know it's just fritos


eh I've felt that before too, it's not gay unless you fuck a guy I always say

I wasn't sure if i missed a post stating she was perhaps a hermaphrodite or something.

[Kassie09]

Even if you fuck a guy, its not necessarily gay....right...?
Only if you enjoy it and/or look him in the eyes at any point.

[SgtSmegma]

Only if you enjoy it and/or look him in the eyes at any point.

Ok, good. I'm safe.

[RamInGoreville]

Only if you enjoy it and/or look him in the eyes at any point.

Agreed, for if you are the Quarterback in the situation.

However, if you ever let anything up your asshole (EDIT: as a dude) you are a big fat homo.

[thesafeword]

Don't judge anal, or else it will judge you.

[Kassie09]

Agreed, for if you are the Quarterback in the situation.

However, if you ever let anything up your asshole (EDIT: as a dude) you are a big fat homo.
Totally. If a guy told me had let a penis penetrate his ass, I'd say he was a homo, if he told me he only let his penis penetrate a man's ass, I wouldn't think he was slightly homo.

[RamInGoreville]

Don't judge anal, or else it will judge you.

Hey now, I don't think you understood me.

I'd do anal. But I wouldn't let anal do me.

[billyboatkid]

LMAO

Ah this is even better than your fucked up questions.

[SgtSmegma]

Somehow I knew this would turn into an anal thread.

[SgtSmegma]

LMAO

Ah this is even better than your fucked up questions.

Is that a testament to the fact that you dislike the million dollar questions? Or is it a testament to the fact that you love the million dollar questions, but this thread surpasses even then?

[hockeycoshow1]

Doesn't every thread eventually go to anal here? Except the AC Slater thread that changed my life.

[RamInGoreville]

Is that a testament to the fact that you dislike the million dollar questions? Or is it a testament to the fact that you love the million dollar questions, but this thread surpasses even then?

I'd like to throw out that I'm a huge fan of them.

[billyboatkid]

Is that a testament to the fact that you dislike the million dollar questions? Or is it a testament to the fact that you love the million dollar questions, but this thread surpasses even then?
You win my friend, you always win. hahahaha

[Kassie09]

I never have anything to say once the conversation turns to anal.

[hockeycoshow1]

Maybe that is why people turn the conversation to anal.

Edit: That sounded meaner than I expected it to.

[billyboatkid]

Nor do I.

[hockeycoshow1]

You guys gotta be kidding I have nothing to say UNTIL anal.

[Kassie09]

Maybe that is why people turn the conversation to anal.

Edit: That sounded meaner than I expected it to.,

HEY. Yes, it did sound mean.

[hockeycoshow1]

I didn't mean it.

[SgtSmegma]

I'd like to throw out that I'm a huge fan of them.

You win my friend, you always win. hahahaha

Your support is appreciated.

[RamInGoreville]

Your support is appreciated.

Good, I'm expecting to see a new within two minutes in the General section

[Kassie09]

Nor do I.
I guess we're losers who don't have anal.

I didn't mean it.
I'm glad, I would have cried.

[SgtSmegma]

Good, I'm expecting to see a new within two minutes in the General section

Im running out of ideas man. I've posted probably 50 million dollar threads. Its hard to come up with fresh, funny ideas every single day.

[Emoduckiescrie]

us emoz hav our probs, so jus ignore, it mite jus be her time of da month (if u kno wot i meen!)
;)

[billyboatkid]

I guess we're losers who don't have anal.

True, very true. Maybe we should get on that lol. jk

[Kassie09]

True, very true. Maybe we should get on that lol. jk
As long as we smoke some weed first!

[SgtSmegma]

us emoz hav our probs, so jus ignore, it mite jus be her time of da month (if u kno wot i meen!)
;)

Do you even know what you "meen"?

[checkered.stars]

I want a wall post from 'u emos'.

[RamInGoreville]

us emoz hav our probs, so jus ignore, it mite jus be her time of da month (if u kno wot i meen!)
;)

Why not just say: "Hey I'm another one of those dumbass hos who post on here every once and a while saying some of the most rediculous shit you will ever hear on the site, mostly because you will not be able to understand what it's saying."

[billyboatkid]

As long as we smoke some weed first!
OH shit! Can you say perfect hahaha.

[SgtSmegma]

OH shit! Can you say perfect hahaha.

Anal + Marijuana = perfection

[hockeycoshow1]

It is what about Marijuanal?

[RamInGoreville]

OH shit! Can you say perfect hahaha.

Haha. Air five!

[billyboatkid]

Haha. Air five!
haha right back at ya!
Anal + Marijuana = perfection
I love simple math.

[SgtSmegma]

It is what about Marijuanal?

lolz

[TheSkyline]

us emoz hav our probs, so jus ignore, it mite jus be her time of da month (if u kno wot i meen!)
;)

I love how on your "interests" it sais, "cuttin, screamin, and crying"
...
Great way to spend the afternoon.

[Kassie09]

OH shit! Can you say perfect hahaha.
Sounds like a plan! Then we won't be out of the loop when everyone discusses anal, we'll be one up, high anal.

It is what about Marijuanal?
HAHA

[hockeycoshow1]

I love how on your "interests" it sais, "cuttin, screamin, and crying"
...
Great way to spend the afternoon.


There is no better way to spend it except for marijuanal.

[billyboatkid]

Sounds like a plan! Then we won't be out of the loop when everyone discusses anal, we'll be one up, high anal.

That is amazing! Marry me?! hahaha

[Kassie09]

That is amazing! Marry me?! hahaha
e-marriage?
Hahaha
I'm in.

[billyboatkid]

e-marriage?
Hahaha
I'm in.
haha any girl who is Marijuana and Anal ready, I will be eternally faithful too!

I like your style lol

[Kassie09]

haha any girl who is Marijuana and Anal ready, I will be eternally faithful too!

I like your style lol
Hahah, well we're going to have a solid relationship based on weed and anal, I think it'll last forever.

[SgtSmegma]

Hahah, well we're going to have a solid relationship based on weed and anal, I think it'll last forever.

If you guys are ever looking for a 3rd for double penetration, hit me up.

[billyboatkid]

Hahah, well we're going to have a solid relationship based on weed and anal, I think it'll last forever.
Oh I think it will! I like weed, anal, long walks on the beach, and I'm a sucker for funny girls. haha
If you guys are ever looking for a 3rd for double penetration, hit me up.
I'll keep that in mind haha.

If she's down for the maryj./anal. I wouldn't put it past her. :thumbup:

[Kassie09]

If you guys are ever looking for a 3rd for double penetration, hit me up.

I'll make sure to let you know so we can make a post about it.

[hockeycoshow1]

I think pedobear should be in on this topic. She is under 18 so its a no no.

[Kassie09]

Oh I think it will! I like weed, anal, long walks on the beach, and I'm a sucker for funny girls. haha

I'll keep that in mind haha.

If she's down for the maryj./anal. I wouldn't put it past her. :thumbup:

Haha, well with all of that, sounds like it'll work out perfectly.
As long as you're funny.

[billyboatkid]

I'll make sure to let you know so we can make a post about it.
Haha, so if it's going down like that It wouldn't be to much to exchange mr. smegma for a lady friend?! Or as they say the more the merrier!

[Kassie09]

I think pedobear should be in on this topic. She is under 18 so its a no no.

Sadly, pedobear isn't in play in pennsylvania once you're 16!
I'm no longer protected from pedos!

[SgtSmegma]

I'll make sure to let you know so we can make a post about it.

Swt

I think pedobear should be in on this topic. She is under 18 so its a no no.

Not necessarily, statutory rape is state dependent. Just because she's under 18 doesn't mean its necessarily illegal. It depends on state laws.

[Kassie09]

Haha, so if it's going down like that It wouldn't be to much to exchange mr. smegma for a lady friend?! Or as they say the more the merrier!

Sure!
Party bed!
Mass AP.net orgy?

[billyboatkid]

I think pedobear should be in on this topic. She is under 18 so its a no no.
OH shit! I didn't even realize until you said that.
Haha, well with all of that, sounds like it'll work out perfectly.
As long as you're funny.
When do you turn 18 ahaha.

I'm hilarious, or so my mom says. jk I'm pretty humorous. I'll make your cheeks hurt.

Edit: WOw, that sounded horrible, as in cheeks I meant your face from laughing and smiling to much. LMAO

[SgtSmegma]

Haha, so if it's going down like that It wouldn't be to much to exchange mr. smegma for a lady friend?! Or as they say the more the merrier!

Its Sgt. Smegma to you sir.

[Kassie09]

OH shit! I didn't even realize until you said that.

When do you turn 18 ahaha.

I'm hilarious, or so my mom says. jk I'm pretty humorous. I'll make your cheeks hurt.

Edit: WOw, that sounded horrible, as in cheeks I meant your face from laughing and smiling to much. LMAO

September.
CHRIS HANSEN. (How can an AP thread go this far with no mention of him?)

Hahahha, if you didn't mean for the cheeks thing to sound bad in an anal thread, lol at you and your innocents.

[billyboatkid]

Its Sgt. Smegma to you sir.
Sir yes, sir. haha

[billyboatkid]

September.
CHRIS HANSEN. (How can an AP thread go this far with no mention of him?)

Hahahha, if you didn't mean for the cheeks thing to sound bad in an anal thread, lol at you and your innocents.
haha, what can I say my mind is dirty, but I'm a goodie two shoes sadly. But I'm pretty sure I'm fixing that with your help.

Edit: at first this wasn't an anal thread. =p

[anamericangod]

Who wouldn't want to take a shot at this piece of ass?

http://www.absolutepunk.net/gallery/files/1/9/2/3/7/3/Picture115.jpg

No really, what's with her dimples? Aren't dimples supposed to be cute?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4c/Dawn_of_the_Dead_Kill_It_With_Fire_ Smaller.jpg

[Kassie09]

haha, what can I say my mind is dirty, but I'm a goodie two shoes sadly. But I'm pretty sure I'm fixing that with your help.

Edit: at first this wasn't an anal thread. =p

I'm sure my mind is much more disgusting than it should be, I often corrupt everyone I talk to.

Oh, haha, this WAS about haley threatening his life. so much less important.

[SgtSmegma]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/4c/Dawn_of_the_Dead_Kill_It_With_Fire_ Smaller.jpg

An excellent initial post for this thread.

[4N6 science]

hardhead is soo stupid, i bet she could've never predicted the wrath she is experiencing now from the users of this site..

[billyboatkid]

I'm sure my mind is much more disgusting than it should be, I often corrupt everyone I talk to.

Oh, haha, this WAS about haley threatening his life. so much less important.

A man-ipulator. eh eh haha jk

Yes, very much. It went from him getting his life threatened to a potential threesome.

Oh and don't for get the weed.

[hockeycoshow1]

Damn I have so much to learn about pedophilia.

[Kassie09]

A man-ipulator. eh eh haha jk

Yes, very much. It went from him getting his life threatened to a potential threesome.

Oh and don't for get the weed.

Hahaah nice word play.

I guess he should get a threesome in before she slits his throat.

Damn I have so much to learn about pedophilia.

You have two years to brush up on all your pedophilia knowledge.

[SgtSmegma]

Damn I have so much to learn about pedophilia.

In time young padowan, in time.

[hockeycoshow1]

Hahaah nice word play.

I guess he should get a threesome in before she slits his throat.



You have two years to brush up on all your pedophilia knowledge.


Alas it is getting near one year I have a lot of catching up to do.

[billyboatkid]

Hahaah nice word play.

I guess he should get a threesome in before she slits his throat.

So thoughtful and kind. I'm glad I married you haha

[Kassie09]

Alas it is getting near one year I have a lot of catching up to do.
You certainly do! I'm up on my pedophilia knowledge, I know the age of consent in almost every state! Get learnin'!

So thoughtful and kind. I'm glad I married you haha

If his dying wish is an e-anal-threesome with two men, so be it, I'll allow it to happen.

I am glad I married you and you are open to brining others into the relationship.

[SgtSmegma]

She retaliated on my wall. lololol

She recruited backup too.

[billyboatkid]

She retaliated on my wall. lololol

She recruited backup too.
In the vein of the soup nazi.

NO THREESOME FOR YOU!

[Kassie09]

Shit, maybe she means business.

[SgtSmegma]

In the vein of the soup nazi.

NO THREESOME FOR YOU!

Shit, maybe she means business.

Fuck, I better sleep with one eye open tonight. I'll have an army of portly, hideous emos going for my throat.

[Kassie09]

Just sleep with a scarf on, I'm sure they'll try to slit your throat with the same thing they use on their wrists. spoons.

[anamericangod]

I can't get over how fucked up this chick's face is.

[lovely864md]

Goddamn I missed a good thread.

She sounds nice.

[SgtSmegma]

Just sleep with a scarf on, I'm sure they'll try to slit your throat with the same thing they use on their wrists. spoons.

True. I don't have any scarves though, I left them all at home.

I can't get over how fucked up this chick's face is.

It is akin to the face of my childhood dog.

[Kassie09]

Goddamn I missed a good thread.

She sounds nice.

There is room for you in the threesome (foursome?)!
which is really what came from this thread.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I can't get over how fucked up this chick's face is.


I think she should lay off the 'ice qween'

[bloodandwine777]

I better sleep with one eye open tonight. I'll have an army of portly, hideous emos going for my throat.

Dude, I just wouldn't sleep. If I woke up to her running in my door with a turkey leg in one hand and a razor blade in the other...I think I'd poop myself.

[Kassie09]

True. I don't have any scarves though, I left them all at home.



That's a shame, it was nice knowing you.

[lovely864md]

There is room for you in the threesome (foursome?)!
which is really what came from this thread.

I didn't read most of this thread, but after the night I've just had I'm down for it. Who's in?

[Kassie09]

I didn't read most of this thread, but after the night I've just had I'm down for it. Who's in?
billyboatkid sgtsmegmma me and you!
haha, it is a high on weed foursome though!

[SgtSmegma]

That's a shame, it was nice knowing you.

I was beginning to grow fond of you, but it looks like I will be experiencing a premature demise by the hands of the emos. The only thing I ask of you is that you carry on the "For a Million Dollar..." threads in homage of me. Dude, I just wouldn't sleep. If I woke up to her running in my door with a turkey leg in one hand and a razor blade in the other...I think I'd poop myself.

Good point dude. I'm going to stock up on No-Doz on my way home.

[lovely864md]

billyboatkid sgtsmegmma me and you!
haha, it is a high on weed foursome though!

Hahahaha yup pot foursome! Which works, because I don't know about you but weed has a tendency to make me horny.

[SgtSmegma]

Hahahaha yup pot foursome! Which works, because I don't know about you but weed has a tendency to make me horny.

What are the statutory rape laws in your state? If they are lenient, I will be coming over tonight.

[lovely864md]

What are the statutory rape laws in your state? If they are lenient, I will be coming over tonight.

Age of consent is 17, but it's almost my half birthday so we can round up.

[SgtSmegma]

Age of consent is 17, but it's almost my half birthday so we can round up.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that'll stand up in court.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Age of consent is 17, but it's almost my half birthday so we can round up.


17 wow. It's 16 in Jersey.

[lovely864md]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that'll stand up in court.

Fine, if you refuse then my big plans tonight are a bagel, some lemonade and Scrubs.

[Kassie09]

I was beginning to grow fond of you, but it looks like I will be experiencing a premature demise by the hands of the emos. The only thing I ask of you is that you carry on the "For a Million Dollar..." threads in homage of me.

Good point dude. I'm going to stock up on No-Doz on my way home.
I promise if you die in your sleep, I will be sure to carry on your legacy and change my username to sgtsmegmaV2

[lovely864md]

17 wow. It's 16 in Jersey.

The laws are ridiculous and unnecessarily complicated. If you're 16 then you can have sex with an 18 year old but technically not if they're more than 24 months older. Too crazy and complicated for me to try and decipher.

[SgtSmegma]

Fine, if you refuse then my big plans tonight are a bagel, some lemonade and Scrubs.

Move to Jersey. Those alternate plans are not a bad way to spend an evening anyway. I love Scrubs; I am in the process of acquiring all episodes ever created. Anyone who likes Scrubs is okay by me.

I promise if you die in your sleep, I will be sure to carry on your legacy and change my username to sgtsmegmaV2

I'd be honored.

[Kassie09]

Hahahaha yup pot foursome! Which works, because I don't know about you but weed has a tendency to make me horny.
Me too. weed and/or alcohol are not good things for me to have around the male gender

[lovely864md]

Move to Jersey. Those alternate plans are not a bad way to spend an evening anyway. I love Scrubs; I am in the process of acquiring all episodes ever created. Anyone who likes Scrubs is okay by me.



I'd be honored.

I am in the same process and am currently watching the first season for the umpteenth time!

[lovely864md]

Me too. weed and/or alcohol are not good things for me to have around the male gender

Good lord me too. Especially when the two decide to join forces and send me to odfgosdyfgoWTFland.

[SgtSmegma]

Good lord me too. Especially when the two decide to join forces and send me to odfgosdyfgoWTFland.

I am unfamiliar with this location. Can you point it out on a map?

[lovely864md]

I am unfamiliar with this location. Can you point it out on a map?

Give me enough weed and alcohol and I will be glad to give you a free tour.

[Kassie09]

Good lord me too. Especially when the two decide to join forces and send me to odfgosdyfgoWTFland.
Oh seriously that combo should be cut off from us. I'm then in a lets do anything! mood and we all know thats baddd.

[lovely864md]

Oh seriously that combo should be cut off from us. I'm then in a lets do anything! mood and we all know thats baddd.

Hahaha it is just a bad combo. Unless you're not us. And then it is a very good combo.

[SgtSmegma]

Give me enough weed and alcohol and I will be glad to give you a free tour.

Hahaha. Deal.

[bloodandwine777]

I feel sad and excluded... :-(

[Kassie09]

Hahah right, other people, it's terribly funny. I always love laughing at the girl whos acting like a whore 'because she drank too much' It brightens my night.

[SgtSmegma]

Hahah right, other people, it's terribly funny. I always love laughing at the girl whos acting like a whore 'because she drank too much' It brightens my night.

Didn't you just say you put out when you're drunk/high?

[SgtSmegma]

I feel sad and excluded... :-(

Don't feel excluded. Just read from the beginning of the thread. We are having fun at the expense of "HardheadHayley"

[lovely864md]

Hahaha. Deal.

:overhead:

I feel sad and excluded... :-(

Hello there, do you like weed and alcohol?

Hahah right, other people, it's terribly funny. I always love laughing at the girl whos acting like a whore 'because she drank too much' It brightens my night.

Hahaha yup I love when that hidden whore switch gets flicked in people that you don't expect it in. Certainly brings the lulz.

[anamericangod]

I think she should lay off the 'ice qween'

She needs to lay off the existence.

[Kassie09]

Didn't you just say you put out when you're drunk/high?
Yeah but it's still funny to laugh at that girl. thats why i only drink and get high with certain people, not with a mass amount of random people.

[SgtSmegma]

Yeah but it's still funny to laugh at that girl. thats why i only drink and get high with certain people, not with a mass amount of random people.

Ah, I see. Self responsibility, a rare trait. I am impressed.

[bloodandwine777]

no i dont like weed or alcohol. but i feel better now!

[Kassie09]

Ah, I see. Self responsibility, a rare trait. I am impressed.
I'm glad. It's a skill I've learned to avoid possible stds and sleeping with people that are just generally gross..It's a needed trait!

[SgtSmegma]

My shift here at work is over, so I'm going home. I'll talk to you guys later.

[lovely864md]

Yeah but it's still funny to laugh at that girl. thats why i only drink and get high with certain people, not with a mass amount of random people.

As do I. There are many who still do not know of my ways.

[Kassie09]

no i dont like weed or alcohol. but i feel better now!
You can still be our friend.

(also everyone, excuse me for not being able to use multi-quote, I'm on my phone. :[ )

[lovely864md]

You can still be our friend.

(also everyone, excuse me for not being able to use multi-quote, I'm on my phone. :[ )

You are forgiven.

But I'm pretty stressed out and tired, so I think me and my bagel will be heading out too.

[Archie]

Buckets are great.
The only way to smoke weed, imho.

[Kassie09]

As do I. There are many who still do not know of my ways.
Mine either. most people would be incredibly surprised because I'm so innocent seeming.
Really..we have whore potential..but mask it?

[hockeycoshow1]

Oh oh i know pedobear can make an appearence for the girl with the kool-aid icon.

[SgtSmegma]

Lets keep this shit going. Lets not forget why were really here.

[hockeycoshow1]

Is it a giant anal orgy?

[AP_Punk]

:lol:

intense pic.

[billyboatkid]

Jeeze, I leave for a few hours and this things was still going!

[Chris Fallon]

She looks better in this pic, in my opinion:

http://curbxstomp.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/from_first_to_last-sonny_moore.jpg

[SgtSmegma]

Is it a giant anal orgy?

Yes. As well as to relentlessly chastise HardheadHayley.

[hockeycoshow1]

We can do both at once no?

[SgtSmegma]

We can do both at once no?

We can have a giant anal orgy whilst verbally castigating her and forcing her to watch.

[JimGray]

She looks better in this pic, in my opinion:

http://curbxstomp.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/from_first_to_last-sonny_moore.jpg

Buahahahaha.

Mean.

[llwilliamsll]

What is this shit!

[lovely864md]

Oh oh i know pedobear can make an appearence for the girl with the kool-aid icon.

Name is Mary.

[GhostMachine]

Hi Mary. How are you?

[lovely864md]

Hi Mary. How are you?

Pretty good, a little tired. Yourself?

[GhostMachine]

Tired...ready to go home and play my nintendo wii some more. Its like tivo...without the antennas. I thinks its taking my mind over.

[Kassie09]

We can have a giant anal orgy whilst verbally castigating her and forcing her to watch.
That'll show her not to be an idiot on the internet!
I see your throat didn't get slit in your sleep.

[SgtSmegma]

That'll show her not to be an idiot on the internet!
I see your throat didn't get slit in your sleep.

Indeed. I had a friend spend the night for protection.

[Kassie09]

Indeed. I had a friend spend the night for protection.
That was a great idea.
She could eat him while you had time to escape out the back.

[lovely864md]

Tired...ready to go home and play my nintendo wii some more. Its like tivo...without the antennas. I thinks its taking my mind over.

Yeah definitely fell asleep after that last post.

[4N6 science]

any sightings of hardhead?

[GhostMachine]

Yeah definitely fell asleep after that last post.

Lucky...I'm still at work and can't go sleep for about another 2 hours or so. I'm not sure if I have any concerts to work tonight though.

[lovely864md]

Lucky...I'm still at work and can't go sleep for about another 2 hours or so. I'm not sure if I have any concerts to work tonight though.

Haha ouch. I'm about to head to the most awkward dinner of my life, I'd rather be at work.

[GhostMachine]

Haha ouch. I'm about to head to the most awkward dinner of my life, I'd rather be at work.

Why is it going to be awkward?

[lovely864md]

Why is it going to be awkward?

Because I'm meeting my former exchange students parents, as are the two other families who he stayed with and I either don't know the other kids or they don't talk.

[GhostMachine]

Because I'm meeting my former exchange students parents, as are the two other families who he stayed with and I either don't know the other kids or they don't talk.

Sounds like a blast. Good luck with that one.

[lovely864md]

Sounds like a blast. Good luck with that one.

It should be interesting. The only things I know how to say in Finnish are "Hello", "Bye", and every swearword there is. Which there are a lot, and some are ridiculously offensive. So I'm pretty much just gonna stay away from his parents.

[GhostMachine]

It should be interesting. The only things I know how to say in Finnish are "Hello", "Bye", and every swearword there is. Which there are a lot, and some are ridiculously offensive. So I'm pretty much just gonna stay away from his parents.


That'd probably be a good idea. I know like two swearwords in German and that's it, but I can say there is a large midget in my pants, and I'm horny. Not sure that second one comes in handy but I was curious a few years back about how to say certain things.

[scmaley]

I seriously need to check the personal life forums more often. At least the beginning of this thread was great.

[AP_Punk]

more hardheadhayley plz

[johnh5304]

Looks like I missed this party.

[lovely864md]

That'd probably be a good idea. I know like two swearwords in German and that's it, but I can say there is a large midget in my pants, and I'm horny. Not sure that second one comes in handy but I was curious a few years back about how to say certain things.

I'm not exactly sure what I can say but I know that it made my exchange student fall out of his chair when I read it.

And I managed to ditch the dinner early by reminding my mom that I have a large project due Friday and don't get home until 9:45 tomorrow. So I got to walk home, but about 20 feet out the door realized that I had left my sweatshirt there. But I couldn't go back so I just walked half a mile in the rain to get away...I'm assuming that was my punishment.

Looks like I missed this party.

There's always room for one more.

[RamInGoreville]

Wow this thread's still going?

that hardheadho is becoming popular.

[Kassie09]

Looks like I missed this party.

You certainly did miss the Tuesday night fun.
Perhaps the next time you'll be around.

[RamInGoreville]

Actually I am the party, so no one has really missed anything.

[lovely864md]

Actually I am the party, so no one has really missed anything.

Prove it

[Kassie09]

Actually I am the party, so no one has really missed anything.
We partied without you for hours. so lies.

[RamInGoreville]

Prove it

Well mostly because I can dance.

:drew:

[RamInGoreville]

We partied without you for hours. so lies.

You're breaking my balls, Kassie, you're breaking my balls.

[Kassie09]

You're breaking my balls, Kassie, you're breaking my balls.
That's what I'm here for,Sean, that's what I'm here for.

[lovely864md]

Dr. Kassie. Life coach, ball breaker, hero.

[RamInGoreville]

Dr. Kassie. Life coach, ball breaker, hero.

An excellent slogan.

[lovely864md]

An excellent slogan.

I am a slogan machine.

[Kassie09]

Hahahah, if I knew how to put quotes in my signature, that'd be my signature, Mary.

[lovely864md]

Hahahah, if I knew how to put quotes in my signature, that'd be my signature, Mary.

Quote it to reply, then just copy it, go to tools, edit signature, and paste!

[RamInGoreville]

Mary!

Please tell me your middle name is Jane!?

[Kassie09]

I did it I feel so accomplished!

I hope her middle name is Jane, it'd be perfect.

[RamInGoreville]

I did it I feel so accomplished!

Not gonna lie, I feel proud being the balls breaked in your sig now.

[lovely864md]

Mary!

Please tell me your middle name is Jane!?

No! I only wish. It's Caroline. And I have an incredibly Italian last name so I sound like the most Roman Catholic Italian person ever. When in fact I'm raised Lutheran and half German.

I did it I feel so accomplished!

I hope her middle name is Jane, it'd be perfect.

Score! I feel epic.

[RamInGoreville]

No! I only wish. It's Caroline. And I have an incredibly Italian last name so I sound like the most Roman Catholic Italian person ever. When in fact I'm raised Lutheran and half German.

Haha uh oh another Italian...Join the club! Sparacino is the last name. (Ironic, I just ate spaghetti and meatballs less then an hour ago.)

[lovely864md]

Haha uh oh another Italian...Join the club! Sparacino is the last name. (Ironic, I just ate spaghetti and meatballs less then an hour ago.)

I'd give my last name but I don't really love posting my entire name on the internet hahaha, never know who's lurking. I mean I don't even specify where in New York I live.

[Kassie09]

Not gonna lie, I feel proud being the balls breaked in your sig now.

As you should!
No! I only wish. It's Caroline. And I have an incredibly Italian last name so I sound like the most Roman Catholic Italian person ever. When in fact I'm raised Lutheran and half German.



Score! I feel epic.

Hahah, with the Caroline think I keep thinking of a southern guy saying "Aww Miss Mary Caroline"

[RamInGoreville]

I'd give my last name but I don't really love posting my entire name on the internet hahaha, never know who's lurking. I mean I don't even specify where in New York I live.

Haha word.

Probably a bad idea that I did. There's gotta be like 10 pedos that already know where I live now, and are on their way to penetrate my asshole.

[Kassie09]

Haha word.

Probably a bad idea that I did. There's gotta be like 10 pedos that already know where I live now, and are on their way to penetrate my asshole.
I'll be there in fifteen minutes!

[lovely864md]

As you should!


Hahah, with the Caroline think I keep thinking of a southern guy saying "Aww Miss Mary Caroline"

Oh good god. His name would be Billy Bob and we would end up doing it in the barn while his sheep watched.

Haha word.

Probably a bad idea that I did. There's gotta be like 10 pedos that already know where I live now, and are on their way to penetrate my asshole.

Hahaha that's why I don't post a link to my facebook in my profile, I'd rather not everyone on the internet know the name of my school and the town I live in.

[RamInGoreville]

Oh good god. His name would be Billy Bob and we would end up doing it in the barn while his sheep watched.

Haha I actually met this girl whose name was Bobby Joe.

Never heard so many BJ jokes in my life.

[lovely864md]

Haha I actually met this girl whose name was Bobby Joe.

Never heard so many BJ jokes in my life.

I know a girl whose grandma is called BJ.

[Kassie09]

Oh good god. His name would be Billy Bob and we would end up doing it in the barn while his sheep watched.




Those sheep would be getting quite a show. I wonder if they'd get jealous of you with Billy Bob and try to bite at you.

[lovely864md]

Those sheep would be getting quite a show. I wonder if they'd get jealous of you with Billy Bob and try to bite at you.

How well hung are sheep?

[Kassie09]

How well hung are sheep?

I actually don't know. Probably not like a horse..or people would say "I'm hung like a sheep"

[RamInGoreville]

How well hung are sheep?

You spelled my name wrong.

[lovely864md]

I actually don't know. Probably not like a horse..or people would say "I'm hung like a sheep"

It just doesn't quite roll of the tongue the same way.

[lovely864md]

You spelled my name wrong.

How well hung are you?

[Kassie09]

You spelled my name wrong.
Your balls are already busted.

It just doesn't quite roll of the tongue the same way.

Yeah, if a guy said he was hung like a sheep, I'd probably feel bad for him and laugh.

[lovely864md]

Your balls are already busted.



Yeah, if a guy said he was hung like a sheep, I'd probably feel bad for him and laugh.

Can you imagine sex? He'd be like "Baaaaaaaa, shear me."

[Smash Adams]

are you guys talking about sheep fucking again? they're so soft and awesome

[RamInGoreville]

Your balls are already busted.


Damn my memory.

Well...actually that might not be a bad thing. Now I don't have to use your avatar anymore! (Also: Haven't mentioned how every time I look at it it makes me laugh, so yeah it does haha)

[Kassie09]

Can you imagine sex? He'd be like "Baaaaaaaa, shear me."

HAHAH.
Oh wow, no but I can't imagine him neighing like a horse either.

are you guys talking about sheep fucking again?
I talk about sheep in every thread, I love them.

[RamInGoreville]

Can you imagine sex? He'd be like "Baaaaaaaa, shear me."


:rotfl:

[Kassie09]

Damn my memory.

Well...actually that might not be a bad thing. Now I don't have to use your avatar anymore! (Also: Haven't mentioned how every time I look at it it makes me laugh, so yeah it does haha)

hahah, no, no you don't. No sex for you ever again.

I like this avatar too, I found the pictured and edited boysenberries onto the hand and sent it to my friend after we saw Juno.

[lovely864md]

I pass a large farm full of sheep every morning on my way to school.

And oh my god I always thought Kassie's avatar was a ghost

[Kassie09]

I pass a large farm full of sheep every morning on my way to school.

And oh my god I always thought Kassie's avatar was a ghost

Seriously!? I'd steal one!
I only pass an alpaca farm.

Oh innocent Mary. A Ghost. Haha.

[RamInGoreville]

I pass a large farm full of sheep every morning on my way to school.

And oh my god I always thought Kassie's avatar was a ghost

Haha that's one friendly ghost...

[lovely864md]

Seriously!? I'd steal one!
I only pass an alpaca farm.

Oh innocent Mary. A Ghost. Haha.

There's two alpacas too! And cows and whatnot. The seniors once stole a cow and put it on the school roof.

[Smash Adams]

HAHAH.
Oh wow, no but I can't imagine him neighing like a horse either.


I talk about sheep in every thread, I love them.
I want to ride a sheep, we should do that together
I pass a large farm full of sheep every morning on my way to school.

And oh my god I always thought Kassie's avatar was a ghost

well due to her avatar there will be no ghost fetuses

[Kassie09]

There's two alpacas too! And cows and whatnot. The seniors once stole a cow and put it on the school roof.

Awww, poor cow, I bet he was scared.
I like animals entirely too much, I'd try to steal that farm.
Once I tried to pet the alpaca and it didn't like that.

[lovely864md]

Haha that's one friendly ghost...

I just glanced, I thought it was Casper :sadangel:

[Kassie09]

I want to ride a sheep, we should do that together


well due to her avatar there will be no ghost fetuses
It would be so nice and soft to ride a sheep, let's please do this.
Whenever I think of sheep, I think of the game Spyro and how you could torch them.

That's my internet condom, it protects me from internet babies.

[lovely864md]

I want to ride a sheep, we should do that together


well due to her avatar there will be no ghost fetuses

Ectoplasm is not effective birth control.

Awww, poor cow, I bet he was scared.
I like animals entirely too much, I'd try to steal that farm.
Once I tried to pet the alpaca and it didn't like that.

It died. It was awful, they did it as a senior prank and got in huge shit.

[RamInGoreville]

There's two alpacas too! And cows and whatnot. The seniors once stole a cow and put it on the school roof.

My school's seniors have the worst pranks. I'm gonna do some legendary shit when it's my turn.

Haha but last year they all scootered to school and caused an extreme traffic jam on the main road that turns into the school. Entertaining, but not amazing.

[Smash Adams]

It would be so nice and soft to ride a sheep, let's please do this.
Whenever I think of sheep, I think of the game Spyro and how you could torch them.

That's my internet condom, it protects me from internet babies.
oh yeah the dreaded ebabies, be sure not to catch esyphillis either
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-5/sheep-riding-snowmass-rodeo.jpg
Ectoplasm is not effective birth control.



It died. It was awful, they did it as a senior prank and got in huge shit.

you're not effective birth control

[Kassie09]

Ectoplasm is not effective birth control.



It died. It was awful, they did it as a senior prank and got in huge shit.
It died? Why?

[Kassie09]

oh yeah the dreaded ebabies, be sure not to catch esyphillis either
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-5/sheep-riding-snowmass-rodeo.jpg


you're not effective birth control
e syphilis would suck, settling in my brain and all.

People really ride sheep? That thing looks scary. You can ride it and I'll watch

[lovely864md]

My school's seniors have the worst pranks. I'm gonna do some legendary shit when it's my turn.

Haha but last year they all scootered to school and caused an extreme traffic jam on the main road that turns into the school. Entertaining, but not amazing.

That's actually really funny!

you're not effective birth control

Yes I am, I can make a penis run for it's life.

[Smash Adams]

e syphilis would suck, settling in my brain and all.

People really ride sheep? That thing looks scary. You can ride it and I'll watch
apparently they do but I think I'm too fat to ride a sheep anyway
That's actually really funny!



Yes I am, I can make a penis run for it's life.
being ugly isn't a good thing

[lovely864md]

It died? Why?

I don't really remember the details, I was pretty young. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs I believe, they either euthanized it or it died while they tried to figure out how to get it down.

[lovely864md]

apparently they do but I think I'm too fat to ride a sheep anyway

being ugly isn't a good thing

I resent that

[Kassie09]

apparently they do but I think I'm too fat to ride a sheep anyway



I think anyone over one hundred pounds is too fat to ride a sheep.
:-( I kind of wanted to though.

[Kassie09]

I don't really remember the details, I was pretty young. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs I believe, they either euthanized it or it died while they tried to figure out how to get it down.
Aww, that's so sad. Poor cow.

[Smash Adams]

I resent that
I resent your face, jk you're cool
I think anyone over one hundred pounds is too fat to ride a sheep.
:-( I kind of wanted to though.

do you know anyone who's good at science? maybe they can crossbreed a giant sheep that we can ride

[Kassie09]

I resent your face, jk you're cool


do you know anyone who's good at science? maybe they can crossbreed a giant sheep that we can ride

maybe we can just feed a sheep a ton of chemicals and steroids until it's big enough for us to both ride.
Maybe we can breed it with a bird and the sheep can fly us places.

[RamInGoreville]

Mad cow disease!

Sorry I had to let it out. All I've been thinking about since they were brought up.

[RamInGoreville]

maybe we can just feed a sheep a ton of chemicals and steroids until it's big enough for us to both ride.
Maybe we can breed it with a bird and the sheep can fly us places.

Fly like paper, get high like planes.

[lovely864md]

I resent your face, jk you're cool


do you know anyone who's good at science? maybe they can crossbreed a giant sheep that we can ride

Really bringing the snappy comebacks there tonight, you are.

I don't know how I feel about Godzilla sheep.

[SgtSmegma]

Holy fuck. This thread has exploded. I've created a monster.

[lovely864md]

Fly like paper, get high like planes.

If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name

[Kassie09]

Fly like paper, get high like planes.
Perhaps if we feed our sheep shrooms and give it weed it will make us fly high.

[RamInGoreville]

Holy fuck. This thread has exploded. I've created a monster.

And we have no one to thank but that hardheadho :-)

[Smash Adams]

maybe we can just feed a sheep a ton of chemicals and steroids until it's big enough for us to both ride.
Maybe we can breed it with a bird and the sheep can fly us places.
you're talking crazy now and I love it
Really bringing the snappy comebacks there tonight, you are.

I don't know how I feel about Godzilla sheep.
:zsnap:
Holy fuck. This thread has exploded. I've created a monster.
I think it has some potential for questions for you about fucking sheep

[RamInGoreville]

Perhaps if we feed our sheep shrooms and give it weed it will make us fly high.

No lie?

You know it!

[Kassie09]

I just googled sheep.
And I found Ian and his sheep

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/311696256_87da523255.jpg?v=0

[Kassie09]

you're talking crazy now and I love it


I'm glad you like it, I don't know what I'd do with myself if you didn't

No lie?

You know it!

BALLINNN'

[SgtSmegma]

I think it has some potential for questions for you about fucking sheep

I've already done one on owl fucking though. I'm curious how this thread turned to discussion on sheep fucking?

[RamInGoreville]

I just googled sheep.
And I found Ian and his sheep

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/311696256_87da523255.jpg?v=0

Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen!

[lovely864md]

Holy fuck. This thread has exploded. I've created a monster.

Be proud, you have spawned a thread of sheep fucking and anal.

I just googled sheep.
And I found Ian and his sheep

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/311696256_87da523255.jpg?v=0

Awwww

[Kassie09]

I've already done one on owl fucking though. I'm curious how this thread turned to discussion on sheep fucking?
We are certainly not talking about sheep fucking, we're talking about how cute and adorable they are and how Ian and I are going to ride one.

[RamInGoreville]

I've already done one on owl fucking though. I'm curious how this thread turned to discussion on sheep fucking?

I really don't know how to answer that.

[Smash Adams]

I just googled sheep.
And I found Ian and his sheep

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/311696256_87da523255.jpg?v=0
are you the red bird thing?
I've already done one on owl fucking though. I'm curious how this thread turned to discussion on sheep fucking?

I don't know all I know is the word anal hasn't come up yet so we're totally slacking

[Kassie09]

are you the red bird thing?



no no no. the sheep is the sheep and you're the monster-y thing. i'm not there.

[lovely864md]

I've already done one on owl fucking though. I'm curious how this thread turned to discussion on sheep fucking?

I had sex with a hill billy while his sheep watched because my middle name reminded possibly Kassie of someone Southern hitting on me.

[RamInGoreville]

I don't know all I know is the word anal hasn't come up yet so we're totally slacking

I agree, it's been a while.

Shall we move onto anal sheep fucking?

[Kassie09]

I had sex with a hill billy while his sheep watched because my middle name reminded possibly Kassie of someone Southern hitting on me.
Oh yeah! thats where the sheep talk started. Billy Bob and you having sex in front of his sheep!

[lovely864md]

That was probably the strangest post I've ever written.

[SgtSmegma]

I had sex with a hill billy while his sheep watched because my middle name reminded possibly Kassie of someone Southern hitting on me.

lol wut

We are certainly not talking about sheep fucking, we're talking about how cute and adorable they are and how Ian and I are going to ride one.

Sexually?