PunkR0xx0rs!LOL
01/06/04, 11:30 AM
http://primates.ximian.com/~federico/photo/street/4412-homeless.jpg
Homeless Guy: OOOOH. LOOK AT ME. I'M HOMELESS. I THINK I'M SO COOL CAUSE I DRINK ON THE STREET AND DON'T PAY TAXES
Me: SHUT IT YOU LITTLE GIMP
Homeless people, bums, tramps, shit stained Stevie, whatever you call them, one thing is clear. These guys are stupid. They just hang around asking you for money, and you get nothing in return. To me that seems like the worst deal ever. When I was in San Francisco there was an official sign put up by the mayor saying "Jesus gave money to the poor on the streets of Jerusalem" and I thought to myself. BIG DEAL.
He's the son of god. He can perform frigging miracles. He can turn 2 fish into thousands. He can turn water into wine. Last time I checked, I couldn't. This guy must have live like a PIMP. What would he need money for? He's even had some homeys called disciples solely to do his household chores. Last time I checked I didn't live in Jerusalem. I mean Jesus lived about 50,000 years ago. Homeless people in Jerusalem had it easy anyway. It's bloody warm every single day of the year.
Homeless Guy from Jerusalem: BOO HOO, I'm getting a real nice tan and getting fresh air at the same time. My life sucks.
Me: SHUT IT YOU TURD! I have to pay hundreds of pounds a year to go somewhere hot to get a tan. You get it for free!
If bums didn't like being bums they would do something about it. I don't mean sitting around it a smelly state asking for cash. I mean REALLY do something about it.
For example:
People these days are angry. They are more like to beat up a bum than give him money. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEE'S IT? Bums need money. Angry beat need people to beat up. But if they beat up bums they could get in trouble. So the answer is frigging simple.
Angry people pay bums to be allowed smack them up. Vent their anger out on the smelly loser. In return the bums make a bit of cash and don't tell the PIGS about it.
The funny thing is homeless peope don't even know the internet exists. So they can't even be angry at me. How stupid is that? I bet I'd thrash any homeless guy on Warcraft 3. Loser.
If I was ever homeless I'd be the richest homeless person ever. All it takes is a little thinking. But the reason they don't think like this is simple:
HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE STUPID!
Homeless Guy: OOOOH. LOOK AT ME. I'M HOMELESS. I THINK I'M SO COOL CAUSE I DRINK ON THE STREET AND DON'T PAY TAXES
Me: SHUT IT YOU LITTLE GIMP
Homeless people, bums, tramps, shit stained Stevie, whatever you call them, one thing is clear. These guys are stupid. They just hang around asking you for money, and you get nothing in return. To me that seems like the worst deal ever. When I was in San Francisco there was an official sign put up by the mayor saying "Jesus gave money to the poor on the streets of Jerusalem" and I thought to myself. BIG DEAL.
He's the son of god. He can perform frigging miracles. He can turn 2 fish into thousands. He can turn water into wine. Last time I checked, I couldn't. This guy must have live like a PIMP. What would he need money for? He's even had some homeys called disciples solely to do his household chores. Last time I checked I didn't live in Jerusalem. I mean Jesus lived about 50,000 years ago. Homeless people in Jerusalem had it easy anyway. It's bloody warm every single day of the year.
Homeless Guy from Jerusalem: BOO HOO, I'm getting a real nice tan and getting fresh air at the same time. My life sucks.
Me: SHUT IT YOU TURD! I have to pay hundreds of pounds a year to go somewhere hot to get a tan. You get it for free!
If bums didn't like being bums they would do something about it. I don't mean sitting around it a smelly state asking for cash. I mean REALLY do something about it.
For example:
People these days are angry. They are more like to beat up a bum than give him money. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEE'S IT? Bums need money. Angry beat need people to beat up. But if they beat up bums they could get in trouble. So the answer is frigging simple.
Angry people pay bums to be allowed smack them up. Vent their anger out on the smelly loser. In return the bums make a bit of cash and don't tell the PIGS about it.
The funny thing is homeless peope don't even know the internet exists. So they can't even be angry at me. How stupid is that? I bet I'd thrash any homeless guy on Warcraft 3. Loser.
If I was ever homeless I'd be the richest homeless person ever. All it takes is a little thinking. But the reason they don't think like this is simple:
HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE STUPID!