My exclusive interview with Blink 182!

[PunkR0xx0rs!LOL]

Me: Hello there guys. So you new album is out already, what do you think of the reaction?

Mark: Well firstly can I tell a joke.

Me: Go ahead.

Mark: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know.

Mark: Because it was smothered in poo! Hahaha

Tom: That's a great one!

Me: Okay. So the album guys?

Tom: Yeah. We tried to go with a more mature approach with this album. I used to sit around smoking a pipe while wearing loathers and a waistcoat, while trying to write songs.

Mark: And I adopted several Philipino children.

Me: So are you happy with the outcome.

Tom: Oh yes. I feel much more mature. Infact I think I am shitting less often these days. I'll be lucky to crap out a rock hard nugget every two days now.

Mark: Me too. I think I'm actually getting fatter by the second.

Me: So did Travis have much input on the album?

Mark: He sure did. We asked him what to call the album. He didn't reply, so we thought what a great idea. We'll give it no name!

Tom: The funny thing is Travis can't talk at all.

Me: Really?

Mark: Yeah. We actually created Travis out of corpses we dug up from graveyards. He left arm belonged to Keith Moon, and his right arm we bought on ebay. It used to belong to that guy in the Def Leppard.

Tom: We actually wanted to give him Sean Connery’s vocal chords, but we found out he wasn’t dead. It’s a terrible shame. Hey can I tell a joke?

Me: Okay.

Tom: Knock knock.

Me: Whose there?

Tom: Boobs.

Me: Boobs who?

Tom: Big bouncy boobs covered in poo poo! Hahaha

Mark: Awesome.

Me: So where did the name Blink 182 come from?

Mark: Well this is a funny story. 182 is actually the number of US soldiers who had their dicks stuffed into their mouth as a form of torture in the Vietnam war.

Me: That isn’t a very funny story.

Mark: I guess you are right.

Tom: No it is funny. Because they were giving themselves head. That shit is hilarious.

Me: So how did you guys meet?

Tom: We actually meet at a orphanage.

Me: You guys were both orphans.

Tom: No. Most of our friends are infact orphans. We realised straight away that our love of terrible toilet humour and inability to sing in tune would be a sure fire money making machine. Just look at Danny Devito!

Me: Why Danny Devito?

Tom: No actually look at Danny Devito. He’s standing over there in the corner talking to a piano.

Me: Oi Danny. Go wait outside!

Danny: Sure thing.

Me: So what are you’re hopes for the future guys?

Mark: Well I personally am planning on dressing like a 14 year old when I’m a grandfather.

Tom: Same here. I don’t really have any other aspirations other than that.

[piebaldkid42]

angie, alex, anyone! please help, a banning is in order

[PunkR0xx0rs!LOL]

Originally posted by piebaldkid42
angie, alex, anyone! please help, a banning is in order

Why?

Are parodies a bannable offense?

If so I apologise with the sincerity of 8 small midgets trying to press the top button in an elevator.

[piebaldkid42]

no, many dumb pointless threads that do absolutely nothing but piss people off and take up space is an AP crime, punishable by banning

[FarPastGone]

Originally posted by piebaldkid42
punishable by banning

haha....I like that....

[PunkR0xx0rs!LOL]

Originally posted by spybaldkid42
no, many dumb pointless threads that do absolutely nothing but piss people off and take up space is an AP crime, punishable by banning

I think someone needs a hug!

Come here ya big lug.

[PunkR0xx0rs!LOL]

DING DING. It seems it's a battle.

Write a better parody if you don't like mine. I'm all for criticism, but I'd love to see if you can make me eat my hat by posting a better one.

Keep in mind I really lke my hat, and I'm pretty sure it tastes like nylon and cotton, and maybe a bit of sweat.

[BanMe]

I thought it was funny.

[takingbackrufio]

If I was a moddie, I would do something, at least.

Firstly ... What the hell?

Second ...

What the hell?!

[Don Socrates]

Wow. I have mad respect for the orignal poster. That was really funny. Very clever. Almost Daily Show-esque in its brilliance. I applaud it, and to all of those who want this guy banned, I can only say this: Don't worry. Your sense of humor will come in when your testicles drop.

[worldstheory]

i thought it was really funny



but that's just me...

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by Don Socrates
Wow. I have mad respect for the orignal poster. That was really funny. Very clever. Almost Daily Show-esque in its brilliance. I applaud it, and to all of those who want this guy banned, I can only say this: Don't worry. Your sense of humor will come in when your testicles drop. I have a sense of humor. But if you've seen some of the posts he's made you'd probably have the same opinion. I read the whole thing over. It had potential. But seriously, who makes fun of Blink 182's immaturity these days? It's overdone. Nobody cares, especially Blink 182. It would be funny if I was drunk, I'll give it that.

[Don Socrates]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
I have a sense of humor. But if you've seen some of the posts he's made you'd probably have the same opinion. I read the whole thing over. It had potential. But seriously, who makes fun of Blink 182's immaturity these days? It's overdone. Nobody cares, especially Blink 182. It would be funny if I was drunk, I'll give it that.

That attempt at a joke you made at the end of your post... now THAT would be more accurately placed in the "Funny When I'm Drunk But Probably Not Even Then" category.
And who cares about his other posts? You even admitted that this post has potential, so why worry about the others? Obviously he is improving if this shows mor epotential than his last post. That has no relevance to the quality of the post under discussion. That's like saying "His first idea was wrong, therefore all of his other ones are wrong too." It is simply illogical. But coming from you, thats not suprising.
Also, It doesn't matter if you see potential or not. You don't get what to pick what should be posted here. Just because you never leave and have no life outside this forum doesn't mean you are a moderator.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by Don Socrates
That attempt at a joke you made at the end of your post... now THAT would be more accurately placed in the "Funny When I'm Drunk But Probably Not Even Then" category.
And who cares about his other posts? You even admitted that this post has potential, so why worry about the others? Obviously he is improving if this shows mor epotential than his last post. That has no relevance to the quality of the post under discussion. That's like saying "His first idea was wrong, therefore all of his other ones are wrong too." It is simply illogical. But coming from you, thats not suprising.
Also, It doesn't matter if you see potential or not. You don't get what to pick what should be posted here. Just because you never leave and have no life outside this forum doesn't mean you are a moderator. Ben, you've taken this too far. This is coming from a guy who apparently has a Higher IQ than anybody on these boards. I have a fucking life. I play on two hockey teams and I also play basketball ... volleyball season has ended, and I played on two teams then. Want proof? I can't give you shit ... but I wish I could to prove you wrong. I have friends, I party enough, and when I'm at home, I couldn't be bothered to do much else other than sit here. This has been winter holidays, my best friend has been away, obviously I am going to be home more often. I was stating my opinion on his post, what's wrong with that? I didn't think it was funny. I said that it had potential because there were parts that could be funny, but to me, they weren't. Our sense of humours must be different or something, because I don't see what was funny about it ... I wish I could, but I can't.

As for me realizing my humour when my testicles drop, that was actually quite funny. It had a little bit of wit, and not enough to insult me completely. I'm just defending myslelf, and in the first place, my opinion obviously mattered enough for you to insult me on it. Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me think that I'm an idiot and should never post again.

[Don Socrates]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
Congratulations, you've succeeded in making me think that I'm an idiot and should never post again.

Mission: Accomplished.

Seriosuly though, there is no need to go all emocidal on me. That is precisely why I adore what this kid is doing here. If anything he is teaching you kids not to take this place so seriously. This is a forum, not your life. There is no need to become provoked everytime someone posts soemthing you don;t like.

If you want to tell the kid he's not funny, feel free. But I will aslo feel free to criticize you for it. It goes both ways. You cant expect to say what you want, but not let evryone else. Thats why I dont agree with you reccomending him being banned. There is no reason to ban someone for psoting something which actually has great satircal value, if you guys could just see past your way overdefensive musical tastes and appreciate it.

[takingbackrufio]

Originally posted by takingbackrufio
If I was a moddie, I would do something, at least. There.

I didn't say I would ban him. I would delete the thread, that's what that basically meank. That doesn't mean I want him banned, at all. Threads like these lead to unnecessary arguments that lots of people feel they don't need to go through ... for example, right now. If you want to tell the kid he's not funny, feel free. But I will aslo feel free to criticize you for it. It goes both ways. You cant expect to say what you want, but not let evryone else. Thats why I dont agree with you reccomending him being banned. There is no reason to ban someone for psoting something which actually has great satircal value, if you guys could just see past your way overdefensive musical tastes and appreciate it. If we go on, this will never end. Besides, I partly agreed with what you said. Call me a hypocrit or whatever, but right now I just can't go on, and don't really want to. One last thing ... there were multiple people that implied that they didn't like this post or didn't find it funny ... or something along those lines. So why did you have to flame me?

Anyways, I can't go on with this. I just didn't think this post was humorous, you thought it served a purpose ... let's just leave it at that. I have no energy to go any further into this matter.

[ReFuSeD!]

Haha, that was awesome!

TOP DRAWER!!!! :D

[popdisaster530]

HA HA HA! that was funny as shit!

[MaybeOneDay]

1. This post was not funny.

2. At all.

3. Blink's jokes are much funnier than that.

[PunkR0xx0rs!LOL]

Originally posted by BabyOneDay
1. This post was not funny.

2. At all.

3. Blink's jokes are much funnier than that.

I accept your critique like a blind man accepts a piece of poop cleverly covered in chocolate.

Although that stick up your ass keeps on tripping people up. It really banged up my shins.

Away foul stinky stick. Away!

[em0]

<3 the argument between don and takingbackrufio along with the last comment punkroxxors!lol made. however i didn't enjoy the blink interview. the rest of this thread...amazing.