Paramore with Big News

[thecobrakais]

I noticed on their site that they posted a video telling fans to come back May 19th for some big news.

Any ideas of what it could be?

I think they are going to make Taylor an official member.

[bowl of oranges]

hayley has a penis

[Getup and Dance]

Hayleys going to be in playboy

[Tyler Revolution]

Fuck you for making this thread.

[checkered.stars]

Who's Taylor?

[Fin.]

Taylor Hicks

[absolutecrunk]

http://www.volny.cz/vseved_2001/HTML/Celebrity/texty/Hanson/_pict/taylor-hanson.jpg

[wewascontenders]

Hayleys going to be in playboy
Fingers Crossed.

[KatieKutthroat.]

Taylor Hicks

lol yes.

[Getup and Dance]

Fingers Crossed.

Youre only 16 so youre to young anyways.


But I wouldnt mind buying that playboy with her on the cover.

[wewascontenders]

Youre only 16 so youre to young anyways.


But I wouldnt mind buying that playboy with her on the cover.

And my age has what to do with anything?

[Getup and Dance]

And my age has what to do with anything?

You can't legally buy a playboy, Which I will admit it probably wont stop you.

[alice+interiors]

they're quitting as hayley is taking over vocal duties in lamb of god

[evanbythebay]

I think they are going to make Taylor an official member.

Yeah its kinda obvious

[wewascontenders]

You can't legally buy a playboy, Which I will admit it probably wont stop you.

You are correct.

[4N6 science]

http://www.volny.cz/vseved_2001/HTML/Celebrity/texty/Hanson/_pict/taylor-hanson.jpg


hahahahah fucking hanson brother..

I know what the big news is, Hayley had anal.

[thecobrakais]

Fuck you for making this thread.

immature prick.

[zubinmoosa]

they've ACTUALLY broken up this time

[micahistheballs]

http://www.volny.cz/vseved_2001/HTML/Celebrity/texty/Hanson/_pict/taylor-hanson.jpg
Epic succeed.

[Chris Fallon]

Are we going to see a Paratits?

[Genuma]

1. I'd get that playboy.
2. When the fuck will people learn we don't care?

[SchitzoJoe]

They're going to be touring with Jack's Mannequin.

[softhands]

Are we going to see a Paratits?
lol..genius!

[Tyler Revolution]

immature prick.

You're a fan of Paramore. Enough said.

[thecobrakais]

You're a fan of Paramore. Enough said.

congrats on being an asshole. :efu:

[nannyj]

Dates for the JM tour I hope!

[ZeroGravity107]

hahahahah fucking hanson brother..

No joke, thought that was a chick. Hahaha

But I wouldn't mind seeing Hayley's new sex tape. ;-)

[chipdip18]

Paramore doesn't deserve to tour with Jack's Mannequin.

[Tyler Revolution]

congrats on being an asshole. :efu:

Congrats on having bad taste.

[KatieKutthroat.]

Paramore doesn't deserve to tour with Jack's Mannequin.

No kidding, jack's >>>>>>>>>> paramore.

[DaveZeroZero]

I reckon she's leaving to dual-front Flyleaf.

[qwerty24]

Paramore doesn't deserve to tour with Jack's Mannequin.

since when does one concert become a fucking tour. get your shit straight.

[qwerty24]

You're a fan of Paramore. Enough said.

why are you even reading a thread about a band you don't like. shit get a life.

[DaveZeroZero]

holy crap that would be soooooo sick. i'm going to 2 concerts one with 3rd row seats, the other with like row 10 seats. if i could see paramore too, that would be insane. but realistically, i don't think its happenin.

i'm pretty sure they're gonna make taylor an official member, its about time too.

You go to a show that has seats?

lame.

[qwerty24]

You go to a show that has seats?

lame.


i know huh

[4N6 science]

No joke, thought that was a chick. Hahaha

But I wouldn't mind seeing Hayley's new sex tape. ;-)


thats fucking insane if thats a girl!?


yeah I would pay good money to see that!

[fadedmemories]

http://www.volny.cz/vseved_2001/HTML/Celebrity/texty/Hanson/_pict/taylor-hanson.jpg


yeah he rocks!



but seriously, I think theyre going to set a release date for a new dvd

[chipdip18]

since when does one concert become a fucking tour. get your shit straight.

sorry but i read it was a tour from a previous reply, so i assumed it was a tour. you don't have to freak out over a misunderstanding.

[chipdip18]

since when does one concert become a fucking tour. get your shit straight.

sorry but i read it was a tour from a previous reply, so i assumed it was a tour. you don't have to freak out over a misunderstanding.

[qwerty24]

sorry but i read it was a tour from a previous reply, so i assumed it was a tour. you don't have to freak out over a misunderstanding.

it's cool. no worries.

[thecobrakais]

Congrats on having bad taste.

this coming from a guy who listens to 2pac and outkast.

and has nothing better to do with his time than rack up 18,000 posts on a message board.

get a life.

[heyzombiehitler]

Hayleys going to be in playboy

That's really the only way I would care about anything paramore related. Except of course leaked cell phone n00dz or a sex tape scandal.

[qwerty24]

That's really the only way I would care about anything paramore related. Except of course leaked cell phone n00dz or a sex tape scandal.

This may shock some of you but Hayley is actually a human being, not just one of your sex fantasies. It's ignorant comments like this that cause people to overlook what an AMAZING voice she actually has and how talented a band like paramore is, especially for their age.

It's fine to admire someone for their beauty, but the things people are saying in this thread are just wrong. I guarantee that if any of these people weren't hiding behind some stupid avatar and were actually face to face with Hayley, they wouldn't have the gall to say what they are saying on this thread.

[AlternateToLife]

since when does one concert become a fucking tour. get your shit straight.

Hayley announced a TOUR when she was on the sauce. So... I'm gonna say it's a tour.

[AlternateToLife]

this coming from a guy who listens to 2pac and outkast.

and has nothing better to do with his time than rack up 18,000 posts on a message board.

get a life.

hahaha you just pulled the get a life card. You're fucked.


I personally, love Paramore. But what do I know...

[everymorning]

hahaha you just pulled the get a life card. You're fucked.


I personally, love Paramore. But what do I know...

Agreed. This is acutally one of Hayleys favorites sites.

[heyzombiehitler]

This may shock some of you but Hayley is actually a human being, not just one of your sex fantasies. It's ignorant comments like this that cause people to overlook what an AMAZING voice she actually has and how talented a band like paramore is, especially for their age.

It's fine to admire someone for their beauty, but the things people are saying in this thread are just wrong. I guarantee that if any of these people weren't hiding behind some stupid avatar and were actually face to face with Hayley, they wouldn't have the gall to say what they are saying on this thread.

I bash on paramore because they read this forum and there's a chance they might read my terrible comments. Theyde get a good laugh would they not?

[chipdip18]

it's cool. no worries.

alright sounds cool.

[thecobrakais]

Agreed. This is acutally one of Hayleys favorites sites.

mine too. i've been a member since 2003. i just think people with 18,000 plus posts are spending too much time on the computer.

[Tyler Revolution]

this coming from a guy who listens to 2pac and outkast.

and has nothing better to do with his time than rack up 18,000 posts on a message board.

get a life.

You talk about Outkast and 2pac as if there's something wrong with them, and then praise Paramore. You don't have your favorite bands listed, but I'm sure I could make fun of everyone of them if you had them up.

Get a life? Oh, you mean other than having a job, having a girlfriend, and going to school full time? And having a life surely doesn't include partying with friends and visiting my family.

Yep, you're an idiot. As I said earlier, you like Paramore. Enough said.

[sundaydrivetsl]

yeah, Paramore blows. They were this summers fad. Where will they be in 25 months? Anyone? Putting out a generic follow up to Riot.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, Paramore blows. They were this summers fad. Where will they be in 25 months? Anyone? Putting out a generic follow up to Riot.

Correction: They were last summer's fad.

[iaminsane20]

nudes of Hayley?

[DaveZeroZero]

spelled n00dz.

And it'd be nice of them to provide them, I must say.

It'd definitely up my respect for the band haha

[kissmegoodbye]

I love how no one took this post seriously.

I really hope they either make Taylor an official member. I love him. :)

[thecobrakais]

You talk about Outkast and 2pac as if there's something wrong with them, and then praise Paramore. You don't have your favorite bands listed, but I'm sure I could make fun of everyone of them if you had them up.

Get a life? Oh, you mean other than having a job, having a girlfriend, and going to school full time? And having a life surely doesn't include partying with friends and visiting my family.

Yep, you're an idiot. As I said earlier, you like Paramore. Enough said.

again... :efu:

you're just one of those that likes to start shit for no reason and make yourself seem like the almighty.

[sundaydrivetsl]

Correction: They were last summer's fad.

my bad..
thats what I meant..
Dont get me wrong..I like what Paramore is doing, Sonically they are a tight band, they can rock, especially for being young. But the bottom line is: they make catchy, easy, predictable songs..and I dont like that.... not for me...

I dont see this band sustaining a career however.

[ThemChains]

I love how no one took this post seriously.

I really hope they either make Taylor an official member. I love him. :)


"either" implies you have something else that you would like to hope they do...that either better be n00dz.

[flash_gorton]

"either" implies you have something else that you would like to hope they do...that either better be n00dz.

Lol'd a little

[IWasaCamera]

again... :efu:

you're just one of those that likes to start shit for no reason and make yourself seem like the almighty.
Paramore is terrible. Deal with it and forgo these shoddy attempts at insults.

[zooyorker182]

they're quitting as hayley is taking over vocal duties in lamb of god

random lol

[thecobrakais]

Paramore is terrible. Deal with it and forgo these shoddy attempts at insults.

everyone is entitled to their own opinion of what good music is. i like paramore, you don't. so what? who gives a shit?

the thing that pisses me off is that people make rude comments for no reason, yours being one of them.

why waste your time with posting here if you don't like them?

[ThemChains]

everyone is entitled to their own opinion of what good music is. i like paramore, you don't. so what? who gives a shit?

the thing that pisses me off is that people make rude comments for no reason, yours being one of them.

why waste your time with posting here if you don't like them?

It's fact. Paramore doesn't create good music.

[Sincerelylena]

random lol
yeah i know...lol

[Sincerelylena]

taylor is awesome and i hope thats the news... he pretty much is part of the band already...

[fadedmemories]

my bad..
thats what I meant..
Dont get me wrong..I like what Paramore is doing, Sonically they are a tight band, they can rock, especially for being young. But the bottom line is: they make catchy, easy, predictable songs..and I dont like that.... not for me...

I dont see this band sustaining a career however.

no offense, but isn't catchy, easy and predictable songs the same thing the starting line were known for?

[symbiote28]

hayley has a penis
haha ..
Hayleys going to be in playboy
hahahaha ..

[IWasaCamera]

everyone is entitled to their own opinion of what good music is. i like paramore, you don't. so what? who gives a shit?

the thing that pisses me off is that people make rude comments for no reason, yours being one of them.

why waste your time with posting here if you don't like them?
Perhaps I thoroughly enjoy positing my views as they pertain to music.

You could simply ignore my posts or any views denigrating the shitty tunes geared toward 13 year-old girls that you hold so dear to your heart. I suppose I should throw a textual hissy fit as well now.

[Sincerelylena]

threads are no fun without controversy

[thecobrakais]

Perhaps I thoroughly enjoy positing my views as they pertain to music.

You could simply ignore my posts or any views denigrating the shitty tunes geared toward 13 year-old girls that you hold so dear to your heart. I suppose I should throw a textual hissy fit as well now.

keep this up, it really shows how great of a journalist you're going to become.

[Karl [MLUK]]

paramore.net

new video up

the big news was theyre going on a new tour
"The Final Riot"

with jacks mannequin and phantom planet

[DaveZeroZero]

Dammit, I wanted n00dz!

[zubinmoosa]

Any dates?

[JimGray]

I bet her tits are hawt.

But seriously, maybe they are announcing new songs, adding a new dimension to the music.

Maybe some screaming.

Yeah, that would be ground-breaking.

[DaveZeroZero]

Because we all know how great female-fronted bands with screaming are.

not.


that last spoiler was kind of obvious, wasn't it?

[Protested Hero]

Perhaps I thoroughly enjoy positing my views as they pertain to music.

You could simply ignore my posts or any views denigrating the shitty tunes geared toward 13 year-old girls that you hold so dear to your heart. I suppose I should throw a textual hissy fit as well now.


Trying way too hard dude. Every post sounds so forced. You care way too much about how superior your taste in music is. I promise you, sometimes it's ok to listen to simplified pop rock. It's fun music. No need to over-analyze every "geared tune" that comes your way.

I'll probably go to this tour. I love me some JM.

[JimGray]

Because we all know how great female-fronted bands with screaming are.

not.


that last spoiler was kind of obvious, wasn't it?

It worked for Dance Gavin Dance.

That is one ugly chick.

[JimGray]

Trying way too hard dude. Every post sounds so forced. You care way too much about how superior your taste in music is. I promise you, sometimes it's ok to listen to simplified pop rock. It's fun music. No need to over-analyze every "geared tune" that comes your way.

I'll probably go to this tour. I love me some JM.

You are an idiot.

I enjoy pop-punk, but this thread is absolutely stupid.

[thecobrakais]

Trying way too hard dude. Every post sounds so forced. You care way too much about how superior your taste in music is. I promise you, sometimes it's ok to listen to simplified pop rock. It's fun music. No need to over-analyze every "geared tune" that comes your way.

I'll probably go to this tour. I love me some JM.

thank you. :clap:

[JimGray]

thank you. :clap:

I still hate you.

Edit::clap:

[OdeToTheSun]

I bet her tits are hawt.

But seriously, maybe they are announcing new songs, adding a new dimension to the music.

Maybe some screaming.

Yeah, that would be ground-breaking.

Josh screams on "My Heart" off of "All We Know is Falling" if anyone noticed.

Not saying they should make it a permanent change but, I actually would like to hear hayley scream in at least one song in the future. As much as you all would hate that.

[alice+interiors]

Hayley was actually a robot/alien all along.

[OdeToTheSun]

Awh, that would suck!

[flash_gorton]

I wasn't expecting The Final Riot Tour to be such BIG news...

[Drown_The_City]

they've ACTUALLY broken up this time
I wish

[SLoT]

Who's Taylor?

Taylor Hicks

http://www.volny.cz/vseved_2001/HTML/Celebrity/texty/Hanson/_pict/taylor-hanson.jpg
Easily the funniest three posts I've seen right in a row on this site. Taylor Hicks fucking hilarious!

[thecobrakais]

I still hate you.

Edit::clap:



:sneakkiss:

[JimGray]

:sneakkiss:

Go to hell, I hate your avatar.

[Regards]

Nothin' but love.

[thecobrakais]

Go to hell, I hate your avatar.

cry. :violin:

do you even know what my avatar is?

[JimGray]

Nothin' but love.

I love you!

cry. :violin:

do you even know what my avatar is?

Not a clue.

Who are you?

[kearn1tm]

my bad..
thats what I meant..
Dont get me wrong..I like what Paramore is doing, Sonically they are a tight band, they can rock, especially for being young. But the bottom line is: they make catchy, easy, predictable songs..and I dont like that.... not for me.

This is such an amazing post. Honestly. I'm loving it. "Sonically they are a tight band." Define "sonically" for the rest of us. What about their compositions is so "tight." Please, walk me through your ideological perspective of the sonic landscape of music. Let's take this journey together. Don't throw out vague modifiers. Tell us, of the "sonic-ocity" that Paramore cultivates with their music, what about it is so "tight." Elaborate. I want to know what hidden layer to this band I've continually overlooked.

Secondly, any band who's fans claim "they can rock" or any variance of this ("these guys really know how to rock & roll") must be the greatest band of all time!!!!!! Pay no attention to the first part of my post. You perfectly articulated why Paramore is an awesome band. They can fucking rock. Thanks, bro. Nooks, nooks all around.

[ThemChains]

That post makes it sound like Paramore songs are these deeply moving, intense musical soundscapes. I was fairly certain they were just generic alternative rock songs, oozing with female teen angst.

[JimGray]

Music in the one dimension.

[thecobrakais]

That post makes it sound like Paramore songs are these deeply moving, intense musical soundscapes. I was fairly certain they were just generic alternative rock songs, oozing with female teen angst.

check again.

[thecobrakais]

Not a clue.

Who are you?

it's from the karate kid, best 80's movie ever.

[JimGray]

Terrible movie.

[DudeNateIsSoRad]

Hahhaa, coming from someone who likes FOB! Ha, not you ^

[YouAteMyDog182]

Shes pregnant

[JimGray]

Hahhaa, coming from someone who likes FOB! Ha, not you ^
What?
Shes pregnant
Hahahaha.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

announcing new album

[andrewa5]

wow, those pics caught me off guard...

[Nourez]

announcing new album

That's what I'm thinking. Oh, and Taylor's gonna be an official member now.

Whoa, being a total moron I didn't realize some other morons bumped a 5 month old thread. Which I just re bumped. Feel free to laugh at me. (Kinda makes sense, it's kinda a long way until may...)

[DaveZeroZero]

That's what I'm thinking. Oh, and Taylor's gonna be an official member now.
They said that the big news was coming May 19th. This thread is old and, if you don't know the news by now, then it's not worth knowing. Let this thread die.

[caLLmEnOoNe]

i don't get why did thread got bumped?