Long Story (keep joking minimal)

[0starter0]

Well first of all it's kind of a long story so I'll try to condense it. BTW I'm asking what you think and please keep the joking minimal. (I know anal would be perfect for this post but I'd like to have at least one real response)

(First of all, both of us act masculine. I'm skinny (cross country) and he's bulky (football) but both around same height.)
Well there was this guy in my science class, we were pretty good friends. He dated this hoe (pubic opinion not mine) but I dont think they did anything too serious. But he would always try and tease me and get my attention in class. He would smile and I got a feeling he liked me more than just anyone.

So it's the last day of school, and I see him in the hall to our last class. He comes up to me and hugs me from behind. I try to bend over and tell him to stop. (Kinda embrassing but there wasnt anyone that important in the hallway at the time) He then tells me along the line of hey I'm buttraping you (jokingly...maybe?). Our pants were pretty thin and I could feel the bulge of his junk on my ass though. He does this for like 15 seconds and then he tried to pull it off as though he was trying to put me in the girls bathroom, but he dropped me off at the entrance and I couldnt care less if anyone saw me in the girls bathroom. 5th grade anyone?

I dont know any purely straight guys who would do the above to their guy friends. But I invited him and this girl to a theme park because I wanted to spend more time with him but didnt want to come off as weird. Then the girl gets grounded the day after I invite them. So now it's just him and me, with him driving. He's cool with it.

So I think he's hot, what do you think of this? Believe anything might happen? He has a girlfriend right now but hasn't been able to see her since the last day of school until a week from saturday. And I dont think they've done much either.

He has a 2007 Hummer 2 and a 2008 Shelby GT 500. He's picking me up in the mustang.

[Willy McFurgle]

Ok, if you dig said dude, and it appears he digs you, then there is no harm in harmless flirting, but if he's taken, i'd watch out. Never know if he's just f'n around or for real. Plus, the chick could find out and out him if he hasn't outted himself.

[updownleftright]

He has a 2007 Hummer 2 and a 2008 Shelby GT 500. He's picking me up in the mustang.

man that's random.

come out and tell him what you're thinking. wait till you feel comfortable though and you've thought this through. either a)tell him and he rejects you, hopefully not ruining the friendship or b)things work out.

[thesafeword]

Hey Oscar Meyer Weiner... Lover.

[Neo Cassady]

tl;dr except for the first and last sentences, and it appears you already got your one real response, so, options:

A. use him for the money.
B. steal his car.
C. anal (of course).
D. A or B, perhaps both, combined with C.

[amysaurus]

Maybe I'm just really stoned, but I can't understand the story. Either that or I've finally smoked myself retarded.

Has he not come out yet? Because if he hasn't then don't make a move cause he'll probably be really defensive.

[lew_1987]

i think he's hot too.

[I'm DC]

Hey Oscar Meyer Weiner... Lover.

haha was that from something? it sounds familiar?

[anamericangod]

Pretty sure that ambiguously gay high schoolers should not be in possession of Hummer H2's and Shelby Mustangs.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[atainder]

Maybe I'm just really stoned, but I can't understand the story. Either that or I've finally smoked myself retarded.

Has he not come out yet? Because if he hasn't then don't make a move cause he'll probably be really defensive.

Pretty sure that ambiguously gay high schoolers should not be in possession of Hummer H2's and Shelby Mustangs.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ahahahaha... equally entertaining responses. I laughed..

[lew_1987]

in all seriousness... i know a lot of people who joke around like this, myself included. although none of them get hard-ons over it.

[Hamlet]

Make sure you tape the extremely awkward conversation you're gonna have when he tells you he isn't gay. Then upload it, of course.

[0starter0]

Well I'll try to see if I can get a phone pic of the car with my username in the theme park parking lot without him seeing. (lol I know) Otherwise I could just be pulling pictures from anywhere and posting pics would be pointless. I was just wondering if the choice of cars meant anything but I'm probably just being a dbag and overanalyzing things.

Anyways to clear things up, neither of us have came out. (or possibly just me) I haven't had a real girlfriend in 4/5 years. (the one in 7th grade was a coverup) And I just a strong vibe that he's bi curious. I'm not going to try and hook up with him then and there, that'd be awkward. Plus hes a friend. He's done other questionable things that werent jokes and gives indications be that's about it.

Sorry about all this, I typed this whole thread on my fucking phone.

But suggestions on how to give him hints without blatantly telling him "Hey lets fuck"?

[0starter0]

Well I'll try to see if I can get a phone pic of the car with my username in the theme park parking lot without him seeing. (lol I know) Otherwise I could just be pulling pictures from anywhere and posting pics would be pointless. I was just wondering if the choice of cars meant anything but I'm probably just being a dbag and overanalyzing things.

Anyways to clear things up, neither of us have came out. (or possibly just me) I haven't had a real girlfriend in 4/5 years. (the one in 7th grade was a coverup) And I just a strong vibe that he's bi curious. I'm not going to try and hook up with him then and there, that'd be awkward. Plus hes a friend. He's done other questionable things that werent jokes and gives indications be that's about it.

Sorry about all this, I typed this whole thread on my fucking phone.

But suggestions on how to give him hints without blatantly telling him "Hey lets fuck"?

[SLoT]

Alright man, if I've got this straight (no pun intended) then heres my advice. Ask him whats up. It's obvious he knows youre gay (from the way you wrote your story) so you asking him shouldn't weird him out. Just have a serious conversation with him. Maybe before you even go, if he says no and that he's just messing around with you cause youre friends then you're all set and can go have fun together at the park. If he says he's curious then you're set and you can go have fun at the park. If he says he wants you then you're set and don't go to the park, stay home and get to exploring. Anyway, the seriousness is talk to him. I wouldn't pull a kiss move seeing as if he's not down then you'll go from hopeful to retarded in two seconds. The most important thing is be fucking honest. You don't want to feed him bullshit or have truth and have him respond to it. You're going to get a bullshit or half truth answer back.

[thespearkid]

My friends and I joke around like that all the time and none of us are gay. First thing's first; ask him if he's gay. Then, anal.

[pilot_light_out]

The next time he is trying to 'butt rape' you, moan like you love it.

If he's at least curious, that will get him over the edge i bet. Besides just yanking out his dick and sucking it I mean.

[atainder]

Alright man, if I've got this straight (no pun intended) then heres my advice. Ask him whats up. It's obvious he knows youre gay (from the way you wrote your story) so you asking him shouldn't weird him out. Just have a serious conversation with him. Maybe before you even go, if he says no and that he's just messing around with you cause youre friends then you're all set and can go have fun together at the park. If he says he's curious then you're set and you can go have fun at the park. If he says he wants you then you're set and don't go to the park, stay home and get to exploring. Anyway, the seriousness is talk to him. I wouldn't pull a kiss move seeing as if he's not down then you'll go from hopeful to retarded in two seconds. The most important thing is be fucking honest. You don't want to feed him bullshit or have truth and have him respond to it. You're going to get a bullshit or half truth answer back.

Bahahaha! Clever..

[Gumbyjag]

Sounds like he's fucking with your head. Straight guys tend to exploit their gay pretensions and have no problem in flirting with gay guys jokingly. I could be wrong though.

[Chris Fallon]

Irony at its finest: gay men driving hummers.

[concernedparent]

He could very well just be messing around. I've butt raped like 10 gays and I'm still straight!

[infamous_alias]

Irony at its finest: gay men driving hummers.

pwn.

[atainder]

This thread amused me in its short life..

[bryanpereira]

go talk to your local priest about your sexual orientation.

[thesafeword]

And get raped by the priest?

[lightcollapse]

if he has a girlfriend, then what makes you think he's gay? i'm missing something.

[thesafeword]

Maybe he's bi.

[DuctyO]

It took me a while to realize you were gay >.>
should have put that in because i was just confused.

[ReadyForAction]

It took me a while to realize you were gay >.>
should have put that in because i was just confused.

Its easy to see how a male referring to having feelings for another male can not immediately be considered gay

[bryanpereira]

Its easy to see how a male referring to having feelings for another male can not immediately be considered gay
hahaha nice.