View Full Version : Queefing
thursday727
06/01/08, 09:01 AM
If a girl ever does it in front of me i'll never talk to you again
it's that gross
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iAMhollyood315
06/01/08, 09:05 AM
chances are after you have sex with a girl that will almost always happen....
hahaha what a hysterical video
hellogorgeous
06/01/08, 09:50 AM
uhhh yeah that usually always happens. all it is , is when air gets trapped and then it's released. generally it happens for most girls during doggy, especially if it's rough. if you just don't want to hear it, always play loud music! but seriously, i would love for you to go through your entire life of fucking girls and not hear it once.
infamous_alias
06/01/08, 10:26 AM
Virgin alert! How is that remotely gross?
DaveZeroZero
06/01/08, 10:47 AM
queefing brings the lulz.
EDIT: is it possible to anally queef? Other than doing a real fart, of course.
lovely864md
06/01/08, 11:45 AM
I know a girl who can do it on command, there's a video floating around of her doing it.
Chris Fallon
06/01/08, 11:53 AM
I haven't been fortunate enough to be in the same room as a queefer. Although, I've always been frightened it would happen during ... well, you know.
lovely864md
06/01/08, 12:01 PM
Oh my god why did I watch that video why why why
Queefing releasing stress and pain?
chronomic
06/01/08, 12:29 PM
uhhh yeah that usually always happens. all it is , is when air gets trapped and then it's released. generally it happens for most girls during doggy, especially if it's rough. if you just don't want to hear it, always play loud music! but seriously, i would love for you to go through your entire life of fucking girls and not hear it once.
yeah its interesting how different positions make it more likely to happen
hellogorgeous
06/01/08, 01:32 PM
yeah its interesting how different positions make it more likely to happen
oh yeah. but it's funny because those are usually the best positions. :-/
roflcopter
06/01/08, 02:30 PM
I found it hilarious how serious she was about it.
atainder
06/01/08, 02:36 PM
Holy shit. That video was ridiculous.
4N6 science
06/01/08, 02:46 PM
uhhh yeah that usually always happens. all it is , is when air gets trapped and then it's released. generally it happens for most girls during doggy, especially if it's rough. if you just don't want to hear it, always play loud music! but seriously, i would love for you to go through your entire life of fucking girls and not hear it once.
thanks Dr. your insight on queefing is superb!
i like rough doggy....
pinkluv13
06/01/08, 02:48 PM
missionary always gets me. we just laugh it off, but it gets annoying.
amysaurus
06/01/08, 02:50 PM
uhhh yeah that usually always happens. all it is , is when air gets trapped and then it's released. generally it happens for most girls during doggy, especially if it's rough. if you just don't want to hear it, always play loud music! but seriously, i would love for you to go through your entire life of fucking girls and not hear it once.
Win.
hellogorgeous
06/01/08, 02:59 PM
thanks Dr. your insight on queefing is superb!
i like rough doggy....
the more you know!:-)
4N6 science
06/01/08, 03:03 PM
the more you know!:-)
Thank you, really! What other insight do you have? teach me all you know.
hellogorgeous
06/01/08, 03:43 PM
Thank you, really! What other insight do you have? teach me all you know.
"i'm on birth control" should not mean "we don't have to use a condom"
TRUST.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/01/08, 03:49 PM
i like rough doggy....
Well, then I guess you better play loud music.
4N6 science
06/01/08, 04:08 PM
"i'm on birth control" should not mean "we don't have to use a condom"
TRUST.
that rule I am too well aware of.
had two scares last fall
Well, then I guess you better play loud music.
haha thats not for me, I embrace the queef
hellogorgeous
06/01/08, 04:23 PM
that rule I am too well aware of.
had two scares last fall
you're telling me.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/01/08, 04:24 PM
haha thats not for me, I embrace the queef
haha, oh how nice.
4N6 science
06/01/08, 04:28 PM
haha, oh how nice.
yeah I'm not a hater..
EDIT: NO LOL!
Fallinto_rhythm
06/01/08, 04:30 PM
yeah I'm not a hater..lol
No, no, nooo! Don't say "lol" !!!!!!!!!!
4N6 science
06/01/08, 04:36 PM
No, no, nooo! Don't say "lol" !!!!!!!!!!
was that wrong?
Fallinto_rhythm
06/01/08, 04:52 PM
was that wrong?
haha, no. That word just annoyssss me :-D
4N6 science
06/01/08, 04:54 PM
haha, no. That word just annoyssss me :-D
oooo ok! well now that I know that, whenever I quote you I won't use laugh out loud..
Fallinto_rhythm
06/01/08, 04:59 PM
oooo ok! well now that I know that, whenever I quote you I won't use laugh out loud..
hahaa Gooood!!
Dollars&Cents
06/01/08, 05:10 PM
>_>
TheByrus
06/01/08, 07:06 PM
wait, there's a kind of sex that isn't rough?
who would want that?
Mrs.Sweeny Todd
06/01/08, 09:17 PM
thats weird
thesafeword
06/01/08, 11:29 PM
Unlike you.
queefing brings the lulz.
EDIT: is it possible to anally queef? Other than doing a real fart, of course.
Ohh man. Thank you. It's a rare thing that I laugh out loud at something on this site. This was most definitley without a doubt one of them.
DaveZeroZero
06/02/08, 11:50 AM
Ohh man. Thank you. It's a rare thing that I laugh out loud at something on this site. This was most definitley without a doubt one of them.
:bow:
That video was fucking hilarious.
Willy McFurgle
06/02/08, 02:44 PM
get yourself a queef muffler.
Tyler Revolution
06/04/08, 01:27 PM
That video was insane, haha.
princesschad
06/05/08, 05:46 PM
So gross.
DCfreak
06/05/08, 05:52 PM
girlfriend almost always does this after sex. It is a huge turn off but... i already came so why should i care?
The Old Black
06/05/08, 05:54 PM
where did the OP go? Too embarrased that he didnt know this happens frequently?
4N6 science
06/05/08, 09:21 PM
girlfriend almost always does this after sex. It is a huge turn off but... i already came so why should i care?
damn right...
utossthatsalad
06/13/08, 04:56 PM
my bf says its cool, he wishes he could do it. but he lies
mynameisX
06/13/08, 05:37 PM
get yourself a queef muffler.
I lol'd at the mental image.
pilot_light_out
06/13/08, 06:15 PM
ew.
MrsGarrison
06/14/08, 05:44 AM
i was on top and somehow it happened in the middle of everything. so he starts laughing hysterically. it was funny at first but when he laughed for like 5 minutes i was like fuck this. end of sex.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
06/14/08, 06:36 AM
i was on top and somehow it happened in the middle of everything. so he starts laughing hysterically. it was funny at first but when he laughed for like 5 minutes i was like fuck this. end of sex.
You gave him blue balls for laughing when you queefed? Rough beat, man.
I used to feel bad when my ex would (as said on the first page, usually doggy, usually rough) because she said it would hurt.
I want to know what posessed that girl to make that video.
billyboatkid
06/14/08, 04:57 PM
Queefing is hilarious.. Every time it happened I would just laugh my ass off.
mynameisX
06/14/08, 08:17 PM
I want to know what posessed that girl to make that video.
I was thinking the same thing.
DaveZeroZero
06/15/08, 04:54 AM
I want to know what posessed that girl to make that video.
I was thinking the same thing.
I blame bad parenting.
mynameisX
06/15/08, 05:09 PM
I blame bad parenting.
I was thinking boredom?
I fucking love the part at 20 seconds.
PadraicPrincess
06/15/08, 05:36 PM
wow. why would anyone want to "know how" to queef?
AlexanderG
06/16/08, 07:02 AM
When I had sex with my first GF she Queefed and then I laughed, then she started crying because she was embarrassed, kind of ruined it...
However I carried on reguardless
ThemChains
06/16/08, 07:11 AM
Just say the word, somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-8 times. You'll laugh.
KidRobot
06/16/08, 07:44 AM
my bf says its cool, he wishes he could do it. but he lies
Does he also dress like this?
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/blckout420/Transvestite.jpg
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 07:48 AM
Does he also dress like this?
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/blckout420/Transvestite.jpg
This man appears to look like Marla from Fight Club
KidRobot
06/16/08, 07:51 AM
This man appears to look like Marla from Fight Club
Haha maybe.
What part of jersey are you from?
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 08:00 AM
Haha maybe.
What part of jersey are you from?
Monmouth countyyyy, and yourself?
KidRobot
06/16/08, 10:03 AM
Monmouth countyyyy, and yourself?
Essex County. I used to date a girl from Rumson.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 12:30 PM
Essex County. I used to date a girl from Rumson.
Rumson is a smalllll town
KidRobot
06/16/08, 12:47 PM
Rumson is a smalllll town
Yes it is. Very very wealthy as well.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 01:03 PM
Yes it is. Very very wealthy as well.
It's mostly old people though
KidRobot
06/16/08, 04:42 PM
It's mostly old people though
Haha actually there is a good portion of teenagers.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 05:01 PM
Haha actually there is a good portion of teenagers.
can't win em all
CatDiesel
06/16/08, 05:29 PM
this thread is hot omgggg
KidRobot
06/16/08, 06:20 PM
can't win em all
Haha get em another time tiger.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/16/08, 06:56 PM
Haha get em another time tiger.
You know I never really was a fan of frosted flakes
KidRobot
06/17/08, 08:55 AM
You know I never really was a fan of frosted flakes
Thats a shame.
Is your username a TREOS reference?
Fallinto_rhythm
06/17/08, 12:17 PM
Thats a shame.
Is your username a TREOS reference?
As a matter of fact, it is!
KidRobot
06/17/08, 02:06 PM
As a matter of fact, it is!
I'm really talented.
Fallinto_rhythm
06/17/08, 02:10 PM
I'm really talented.
I think that was a luckyyyy guess!!
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