I did something tonight that made me feel very proud of myself.

[Angylion Gefell]

I had doggy-style sex in the open next to a little custodial shed between a Jewish temple, and a Catholic private school. Threw the used condom, blood on the outside and cum on the inside, over the fence onto the track on the Catholic school grounds.

I have done Marquis de Sade proud, and can die a happy man.

Has anyone done anything similar?

[Kassie09]

lol, that didn't happen.

[roflcopter]

I call bullshit.

[lovely864md]

Lulz at you thinking we'd believe this.

[sevinw0rds]

Real or not, so much for me finishing my chicken noodles...

[Angylion Gefell]

Fair enough, not asking to believe. Asking for other stories.

[billyboatkid]

I did it in theater number 3 when I used to work there and have a gf. Last one on the left. haha

[Smash Adams]

I was suppermanning this hoe at her grandma's funeral when her dog starts walking over to us and I don't know what to do so when it comes over I start analing it and eventually I forget about the girl and do it with the dog for like 10 minutes and now the bitch is pregnant
fuck

[Neo Cassady]

I took a shit in the bathroom tub, fed the dog the brownie drugs, and tried hard not to get caught. I fucked a chick in the parking lot.



also...pics or it didn't happen

[amysaurus]

Blood on the outside. Okay.

[4N6 science]

really, they put a jewish temple right next to a catholic private school?

[chronomic]

sweet thread man.

[Skadrist]

really, they put a jewish temple right next to a catholic private school?

Let alone a Jewish temple in Okalahoma.

[4N6 science]

Let alone a Jewish temple in Okalahoma.

haha I didn't even notice that.

[llwilliamsll]

sweeet brag bro...

[TakingBackDowd]

queer

[Neo Cassady]

queer

would have made the act more impressive/blasphemous

[Willy McFurgle]

didn't happen

[infamous_alias]

I'm wondering how you would get blood on the condom while simultaneously making the Marquis de Sade proud...Did you rape a tied up and screaming 13 year old or something?

[Gumbyjag]

would have made the act more impressive/blasphemous

i lol'd.

[Bryant]

I took a shit in the bathroom tub, fed the dog the brownie drugs, and tried hard not to get caught. I fucked a chick in the parking lot.



also...pics or it didn't happen

Damn, beat me to it, haha.

[CrenshawPunch]

I had doggy-style sex in the open next to a little custodial shed between a Jewish temple, and a Catholic private school. Threw the used condom, blood on the outside and cum on the inside, over the fence onto the track on the Catholic school grounds.

I have done Marquis de Sade proud, and can die a happy man.

Has anyone done anything similar?
That's a one way ticket to hell.

[Angylion Gefell]

On Thursday I might be over by the place we were at in Tulsa, I'll take pics of the synagogue, school, etc.

[Angylion Gefell]

I'm wondering how you would get blood on the condom while simultaneously making the Marquis de Sade proud...Did you rape a tied up and screaming 13 year old or something?

Blood = guess what time of the month

And, the Marquis de Sade was well known for using sex to disown the church.

[infamous_alias]

Blood = guess what time of the month

And, the Marquis de Sade was well known for using sex to disown the church.

In that case, nicely done! All I knew was that he was sadism's namesake.

[jcarbs]

didn't happen


your avatar is made of win.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Jewish temple next to a Catholic school? I smell a sitcom!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I was suppermanning this hoe at her grandma's funeral when her dog starts walking over to us and I don't know what to do so when it comes over I start analing it and eventually I forget about the girl and do it with the dog for like 10 minutes and now the bitch is pregnant
fuck

the dog? congratulations on creating a new species.

[Chris Fallon]

Too bad Jesus did this first. Nice try though.

[bryanpereira]

does it make you happy that a 10 year old child will find your cum/blood filled condom?
does it make you a man?

[Angylion Gefell]

does it make you happy that a 10 year old child will find your cum/blood filled condom?
does it make you a man?

It makes me happy that he will ask what it is and go to hell for supporting birth control.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was suppermanning this hoe at her grandma's funeral when her dog starts walking over to us and I don't know what to do so when it comes over I start analing it and eventually I forget about the girl and do it with the dog for like 10 minutes and now the bitch is pregnant
fuck

you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. Nice going Ian =]

That's a one way ticket to hell.

Well, who'd want a two-way ticket? Once the party starts, it never stops down there!

does it make you happy that a 10 year old child will find your cum/blood filled condom?
does it make you a man?

It would have that effect on me, yes.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Your mother must be very proud.

[lauren<3s music]

I was suppermanning this hoe at her grandma's funeral when her dog starts walking over to us and I don't know what to do so when it comes over I start analing it and eventually I forget about the girl and do it with the dog for like 10 minutes and now the bitch is pregnant
fuck

:rotfl:

wow, ian you win

[absolute!punk]

sex on an island, in the woods, standing up.
It was a bunch of firsts haha.

[DaveEatWorld]

I know a dude that fucked a chick in a pew inside a catholic church. True story...

[Burning Star IV]

I'm having trouble believing this.

[kayleeAMAZING]

really, they put a jewish temple right next to a catholic private school?
are they even allowed to do that?

[kayleeAMAZING]

that story kinda just made my day.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

You tell your father and high five him yet?

[4N6 science]

are they even allowed to do that?

sure why not.. I just found it weird they would put a the two in such close proximity to each other..

[mynameisX]

I know a dude that fucked a chick in a pew inside a catholic church. True story...

This really isn't that odd.

I was suppermanning this hoe at her grandma's funeral when her dog starts walking over to us and I don't know what to do so when it comes over I start analing it and eventually I forget about the girl and do it with the dog for like 10 minutes and now the bitch is pregnant
fuck

I think I love you.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

condoms and blood should never touch with a girl more than once.

[FallenAngel117]

if it was doggy style... how did you get blood??? we dont bleed out our ass!!

[mijakai]

if it was doggy style... how did you get blood??? we dont bleed out our ass!!

Lol.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

My Anus is Bleeding!

[FallenAngel117]

My Anus is Bleeding!

shoulda used a smaller strap on then

[mynameisX]

if it was doggy style... how did you get blood??? we dont bleed out our ass!!

You can doggy style in the vagaygay

[4N6 science]

You can doggy style in the vagaygay

I was going to say that word, I'd say va-gay-gay.. haha

[mynameisX]

I was going to say that word, I'd say va-gay-gay.. haha

Yeah, it doesn't look like it sounds, does it?

[4N6 science]

Yeah, it doesn't look like it sounds, does it?

no, at least not to me.. i would've used j's.

[mynameisX]

no, at least not to me.. i would've used j's.

Damn, that's what I did wrong.