Nickelback has NO talent: Exposed.

[Dre Okorley]

This is a response to the "Two Most Hated Bands on AP" thread, to make sure some of you are positive that they are musical geniuses.
Below, I have posted what's been put up on major Internet forums and on national news. It's Nickelback, playing two songs sounding very similar, at the same tempo, same transitions at the same spots...you get the point.

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And there you have it.

http://panther1.last.fm/groupavatar/e3e8efa2e79250f05bb007b088a20dca.gi f

[hockeyguitar99]

I'll be the first to say

my favorite thread ever

[zooyorker182]

true as that may be some idiots still manage to enjoy their music. it baffles me.

[absolutecrunk]

http://www.papadpromo.com/images/teg-brk-066-late-pass-hi.bmp

[Dre Okorley]

http://www.papadpromo.com/images/teg-brk-066-late-pass-hi.bmp


The user above you can't seem to figure it out.

[Dre Okorley]

So getting in an argument with you over Nickelback will help solve their shitty song writing problem? Not really.

[cahrishurr]

lol lunchforthesky just got way too serious

[Dre Okorley]

Yep. The point is they're not talented.

[x togepi x]

You are a total fucking moron. You're telling me 99% of hardcore songs aren't the exact same. You're telling me every Killswitch Engage song isn't the exact same formula. You're telling me every song on TTTYG, New Found Glory's self titled, Say It Like You Mean It and all kinds of other shit people here eat up aren't pretty much the same song?

And FYI: This thread get's a late pass too.

Additionally unlike all the shit you idiots listen to Chad Kroeger can actually sing so right from the bat they are better than every band this website is associated with.

Bands that say things worthwhile are allowed to write songs that sound pretty much the same. Bands like Nickelback that push sexism and hyperconsumerism ought to at least write songs that are musically different.

[OdeToTheSun]

jesus christ...

[hockeyguitar99]

You are a total fucking moron. You're telling me 99% of hardcore songs aren't the exact same. You're telling me every Killswitch Engage song isn't the exact same formula. You're telling me every song on TTTYG, New Found Glory's self titled, Say It Like You Mean It and all kinds of other shit people here eat up aren't pretty much the same song?

And FYI: This thread get's a late pass too.

Additionally unlike all the shit you idiots listen to Chad Kroeger can actually sing so right from the bat they are better than every band this website is associated with.

if you just want to rip on all the bands people listen to here than you should leave

[absolutecrunk]

oi vey!

[x togepi x]

Sexism? Their fans are no doubt but I wasn't aware they were and 'Rockstar' is obviously not a serious song and is more an attack on consumerism than a defence.

see the lyrics to: "figured you out" http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858497548
or "next contestant" http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=3530822107858557837

and i'm not so sure the irony in "rockstar" really counts as an "attack on consumerism" when this is the basic way the band lives. when i said they were selling consumerism, i was more talking about their actions as a band, how they whore themselves out etc, which, coupled with their appearance of being "real rock", leads people to believe that this is all there is to rock music.

[Dre Okorley]

Wow, those lyrics aren't awesome at all.

[Sincerelylena]

I pretty much agree with Nickleback suckin'...they have had a few ok songs but other then that.... *overrated*

[hockeyguitar99]

I didn't get 22,000 posts listening to 14 year olds with Say Anything avatars so no sale.

maybe u should start

[x togepi x]

They are no more sexist than any pop punk song about girls and I don't consider finding girls attractive or wanting your girlfriend to be monogamous to be sexist.

sure, but i wouldn't be contending that a "pop punk" band is "masters of their craft" like you did in the other thread. since misogyny isn't a craft i'd be proud of being a master in.

secondly, that song isn't about "wanting your girlfriend to be monogamous", it's all about male superiority complexes and bullshit masculinity. he's talking about beating dudes up because they hit on his girlfriend. as it it's their fault because she's an object that can't make her own decisions. this subjugates the woman in the song into the role of prey, and a piece of property for the narrator to protect. while her transgressions might warrant some negativity, the song places her in the position of a caricature, and leaves out any real analysis of her as an autonomous human being.

So does all sorts of bands. If you only want to listen anarcho bands then so be it but you listen to plenty stuff that has their music on adverts and charges a lot for shows at big venues.

not to the level that nickelback does. at least i'm listening to music that's musically worthwhile, which is selling more of an art form (which may or may not be commodified depending on what band we're talking about) than nickelback, who sells lowest common denominator consumerism.

but having music on ads isn't really what i'm talking about since that's the label's decision and not the bands. i'm talking about shit like writing songs specifically for movies like Chad did for Spiderman 2. Go ahead and show me a band that I listen to that does that.

[OdeToTheSun]

I didn't get 22,000 posts listening to 14 year olds with Say Anything avatars so no sale.

well duh, you got that many posts being a giant douchebag.

[Dre Okorley]

Nickelback are not selling misogyny, they are selling music.

Misogyny is popular. If most "gansta" rappers started singing about nothing but Jesus or politics, it wouldn't sell as much. Artists are very aware of what effect their lyrics(songs) will have on their sales and popularity. Lyrics are just as much, if not, the main part of the music than the instrumentation is.

[thespearkid]

Nickelback is a miserably terrible band. True, they're no worse than any of the innumerable pop punk that consistently write the same songs over and over again but they're just so fake.

[thespearkid]

Misogyny is popular. If most "gansta" rappers started singing about nothing but Jesus or politics, it wouldn't sell as much. Artists are very aware of what effect their lyrics(songs) will have on their sales and popularity. Lyrics are just as much, if not, the main part of the music than the instrumentation is.
Kanye seems to be selling plenty.

Edit: Sorry for the double post but I'm slightly to lazy to fix it.

[x togepi x]

Nickelback are not selling misogyny, they are selling music.

misogyny is implicit in the music they sell, therefore, they're selling misogyny.

So consumerism is fine so long as you don't fall foul of the parameters you set right now for the purpose of this argument? And don't call that bullshit with writing music for movies.

if you want to ignore the difference between creating works of art, which i've admitted can be commodified (which is not the artist themselve's fault but merely the social structure of the society we live in.) and willfully writing music that's the lowest common denominator, then yes. but you're not willing to do that because we both know you're just trolling.

Sigur Ros cash the cheques and that's all that matters.

they're from fucking icleand. do you realize how much money it takes for them to tour anywhere? being in a band is expensive, of course they're going to have to charge more than some diy punk band since they have to import everything. and honestly, i highly doubt the dudes in Sigur Ros are as well off as the guys in Nickelback, i actually remember reading interviews from a couple years back about how they aren't rock stars and live like "normal people" in Iceland do.

Let's compare Jonsi's pad to Chad's and see where i'm coming from.

[Dre Okorley]

Kanye seems to be selling plenty.

I'm not saying there aren't any at all. But how many Kanyes are out there selling as much as the 50 Cents?

[GuitarR0cker1]

No shit.....

The sad part is I used to like bands like Creed, Nickelback and 3 Doors Down until around 6 or 7 months ago when I realised that every single song was the same damn thing and their was nothing special in their lyrics. Sure Pop Punk is kind of the same but I think there are more melodic changes, and at least the changes between songs are much more recognizable. Not to mention bands like Nickelback recycle their hit singles, at least Pop Punk doesn't do this.

[youngmountain]

I didn't get 22,000 posts listening to 14 year olds with Say Anything avatars so no sale.
woah 22,000 posts.... nickleback is still an awfull band regardless, so is say anything.

[thespearkid]

No shit.....

The sad part is I used to like bands like Creed, Nickelback and 3 Doors Down until around 6 or 7 months ago when I realised that every single song was the same damn thing and their was nothing special in their lyrics. Sure Pop Punk is kind of the same but I think there are more melodic changes, and at least the changes between songs are much more recognizable. Not to mention bands like Nickelback recycle their hit singles, at least Pop Punk doesn't do this.
Psh, Blink 182 were the kings of song recycling.

[micahistheballs]

You are a total fucking moron. You're telling me 99% of hardcore songs aren't the exact same. You're telling me every Killswitch Engage song isn't the exact same formula. You're telling me every song on TTTYG, New Found Glory's self titled, Say It Like You Mean It and all kinds of other shit people here eat up aren't pretty much the same song?

And FYI: This thread get's a late pass too.

Additionally unlike all the shit you idiots listen to Chad Kroeger can actually sing so right from the bat they are better than every band this website is associated with.
Like every song on Kid A or In the Aeroplane Over the Sea doesn't all sound the fucking same!
Dumbass!!!

But yeah, Nickelback still is not good.

[x togepi x]

blink 182 is also as musically talented and overhyped as nickelback.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Psh, Blink 182 were the kings of song recycling.
Yeah I know but I should have mentioned I am not into Blink-182 Pop Punk.

[GuitarR0cker1]

blink 182 is also as musically talented and overhyped as nickelback.
Pretty much, I still like some of their songs, just like I like some of Nickleback's songs, but as a band they are trash.

[Dre Okorley]

I don't think anyone is denying that pop punk doesn't recycle songs, I mean...nothing is original anymore for the most part. Also, the hardcore band's album I have as an avatar didnt sell millions of copies of a supposed hit song which is identical to the last one. And never will, for many reasons.

[SickOfStars]

Yeah I know but I should have mentioned I am not into Blink-182 Pop Punk.

I'm really not trying to stir up more aggression here but to bash Blink and go off on FOB is really the pot calling the kettle black.

[GuitarR0cker1]

I'm really not trying to stir up more aggression here but to bash Blink and go off on FOB is really the pot calling the kettle black.
I don't see many similarities between Blink-182 and FOB. I still hate FOB's commercialism and dislike IOH but I think musically FOB is pretty high class for a Pop Punk band. Say what you will about them, they really don't recycle songs, or lyrics and are fairly creative.

[x togepi x]

the only reason fall out boy's lyrics are creative is because they stole them from wes eisold.

[micahistheballs]

On Kid A they really don't.
I was hoping you knew me well enough to pick up on the sarcasm as those are two of my favourite albums.

[Dre Okorley]

the only reason fall out boy's lyrics are creative is because they stole them from wes eisold.

...wha???

[micahistheballs]

the only reason fall out boy's lyrics are creative is because they stole them from wes eisold.
Don't you mean Chuck Palahniuk?

EDIT: Wait, that's Panic at the Disco...

[x togepi x]

...wha???

did you not hear of that lawsuit like last year where he sued them for stealing a bunch of his lyrics? i'm too lazy to go get my book of his poetry to tell you which songs stole what.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Is there any proof they stole lyrics? Can somebody give me links or something?

[Until The Bombs]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/CR/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/15449/15449-18dg.jpg

...But yeah, I don't find this thread necessary at all.

[x togepi x]

are any of these threads necessary?

[Until The Bombs]

are any of these threads necessary?

Point taken.

[Dre Okorley]

did you not hear of that lawsuit like last year where he sued them for stealing a bunch of his lyrics? i'm too lazy to go get my book of his poetry to tell you which songs stole what.
Wow, nope,I didnt know anything about that. Haha. This is insane.... Wes lives in here in Philly now and runs zine publishing company or something like that, though I wish he would get back to writing music again. But with fools stealing his art it's no wonder he stays away from the scene.

[GuitarR0cker1]

did you not hear of that lawsuit like last year where he sued them for stealing a bunch of his lyrics? i'm too lazy to go get my book of his poetry to tell you which songs stole what.
Did he win the lawsuit? If this is legit though, then I am pissed off at FOB. I will probably still listen to their stuff but seriously that is low.

[Dre Okorley]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/CR/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/15449/15449-18dg.jpg

...But yeah, I don't find this thread necessary at all.

Didnt someone post that already?

But yeah, why I posted the thread was posted many posts back. Most of AP's threads arent necessary, they're just there to pass time or start dumb fights.

[narcoleptic953]

I just fell out of my chair laughing. Chad Kroeger can sing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[x togepi x]

Wow, nope,I didnt know anything about that. Haha. This is insane.... Wes lives in here in Philly now and runs zine publishing company or something like that, though I wish he would get back to writing music again. But with fools stealing his art it's no wonder he stays away from the scene.

i thought he still did stuff with xo skeletons and i thought there was going to be one more some girls seven inch. i could be wrong though.

Did he win the lawsuit? If this is legit though, then I am pissed off at FOB. I will probably still listen to their stuff but seriously that is low.

it got settled out of court. he saw some money from it.

[Dre Okorley]

i thought he still did stuff with xo skeletons and i thought there was going to be one more some girls seven inch. i could be wrong though.


Ahh, just checked them out. You're right. Interesting change of music.


Also this thread shouldnt have as many posts as it did..

[bluepoles]

lunchforthesky... please please please be joking. please.

[thespearkid]

lunchforthesky... please please please be joking. please.
I don't think he's joking so much as he's playing the devil's advocate.

[Dre Okorley]

Oh brother...here we go again.

[thespearkid]

I am not joking at all. Rockstar is a good song.
Oh. Wow.

[handlikesecret]

lol

[downtotheriver]

You are a total fucking moron. You're telling me 99% of hardcore songs aren't the exact same. You're telling me every Killswitch Engage song isn't the exact same formula. You're telling me every song on TTTYG, New Found Glory's self titled, Say It Like You Mean It and all kinds of other shit people here eat up aren't pretty much the same song?

And FYI: This thread get's a late pass too.

Additionally unlike all the shit you idiots listen to Chad Kroeger can actually sing so right from the bat they are better than every band this website is associated with.


Hahahahahahahahaha you're defending Nickelback.

After all the music I've seen you trash, you defend Nickelback.


You may be the biggest idiot on this site, no, on this Earth.

[x togepi x]

Nickelback > most solid state/tooth and nail

[downtotheriver]

well duh, you got that many posts being a giant douchebag.

Truth.

[downtotheriver]

Nickelback > most solid state/tooth and nail

haha

[handlikesecret]

woah, this thread baffles me.

[downtotheriver]

woah, this thread baffles me.

It's like a hideous trainwreck I can't turn my head from, yet hilarious at the same time.

Never did I think I would be on a higher elitism level than anyone on AP.

[Machu505]

The same guy who totally trashed on Saves the Day is defending Nickelback. Wut tha fuk?

[Dre Okorley]

Actually, that makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

[downtotheriver]

The same guy who totally trashed on Saves the Day is defending Nickelback. Wut tha fuk?

Ben trashes everything.

Not Nickelback though, they're a quality band.

[Machu505]

What, that Ben has proven himself to be a total fucktard.

[downtotheriver]

What, that Ben has proven himself to be a total fucktard.

He did that for me months ago.

This is the nail in the coffin though.

[Thug_Nasty]

"look at this photograph. everytime i do it makes me laugh. how did our eyes get so red? and what the hell is on joey's head?"

fucking brilliant.

[downtotheriver]

"look at this photograph. everytime i do it makes me laugh. how did our eyes get so red? and what the hell is on joey's head?"

fucking brilliant.

lol

[Machu505]

"and what the hell is on joey's head?"

Probably a fucking hat.

[downtotheriver]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha


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[Protested Hero]

I wonder when Ben is going to realize that a high post count does not equal a better musical opinion.

I used to like bands like Nickelback and shit, but then I realized that they weren't very good.

[x togepi x]

someday you'll look back and say that about circa survive

[Dre Okorley]

Nickelbwned.

[Chancetobe]

I think this tells you all that you need to know about Nickelback:

PLAYBOY: Do you have middle-American tastes in everything—TV, cars, beer, movies, books?
KROEGER: You could probably scratch books off that list. [laughs] I like car chases, explosions, big boobs—the same things Middle America likes.

[YEAH...SCRATCH OUT BOOKS.]

PLAYBOY: What's the best thing you ever stole?
KROEGER: Jeez. Someone's virginity, I'm sure. [laughs] One of the best things I stole I didn't get charged for, so I don't want to bring it up.

[NOT LAUGHING..]


PLAYBOY: You probably could have had a great career as a salesman.
KROEGER: Oh, I'm sure. But——
PLAYBOY: Or maybe you have had a great career as a salesman.
KROEGER: I was deciding whether or not I should say that. [laughs] Look, my band was everything even when it was nothing. And I will never put another human being in front of my band. Ever. Do you have any idea how hard it is to tell a woman you love that if it ever came down to her or the band, she'd be packing her suitcase? I mean, you never want to explain it quite like that.

[NB4N]


KROEGER: Let's start with being famous. I equate being famous with being a six-foot-tall gorgeous blonde with huge boobs.

[I EQUATE KILLING YOU TO INVENTING THE LIGHTBULB.]

PLAYBOY: Before you met your fiancée, how much screwing around did you do?
KROEGER: I'm the singer in a rock-and-roll band.
PLAYBOY: That's a very coy answer.
KROEGER: You know anything about zodiac signs? I'm a Scorpio. A Scorpio is pretty much a walking penis.
KROEGER: Getting that under control is difficult. Also, I was born in 1974, the year of the tiger, which means I'm a shrewd businessman and I pretty much want to take over the world. I'm a walking penis that wants to take over the world.

[THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!!]

PLAYBOY: How long did the thrill of having women throw themselves at you last?
KROEGER: What, you think it's over? [laughs] That would be silly. It's like farts—when do farts stop being funny?

[I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT HE JUST COMPARED WOMEN TO FARTS]

PLAYBOY: What's the stupidest thing you ever did for a case of beer?
KROEGER: I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer.
PLAYBOY: How many people were watching?
KROEGER: Two. I can't believe you're not even shocked I can put my own dick in my mouth!
PLAYBOY: Okay, if you can put your dick in your mouth right now, we'll buy you a case of beer. Any kind you want.
KROEGER: You know, the stakes aren't quite the same anymore. I want jet time. You get me 25 hours of NetJets, and I'll put my dick in my mouth.

[HE'D PUT HIS DICK IN HIS MOUTH IF YOU GAVE HIM HOURS ON A JET. FOR A PLANE TICKET, HE'D SUCK HIS OWN DICK, IN FRONT OF YOU, OF COURSE.]

PLAYBOY: So you like being dared to do things?
KROEGER: There's not much I won't do. I drank 13 Coronas in a row once, in Cabo San Lucas. The little flap that seals off your stomach and keeps the food from coming back up into your throat, I fucked that up. I can get a Corona down in five or six seconds, and I was racing against some kid. I was having a hard time beating him. I was like, Okay, I may not be able to beat this kid in speed, so I'm going to beat him in longevity. Then he got to six and was like, "I can't drink anymore." I put him in a headlock, took two of my fingers and stuck them down his throat, leaned him over a garbage can and forced him to puke. [laughs] Yeah, I'm an idiot.

[YES. YES, YOU ARE.]

PLAYBOY: We've heard you often take out your dick in public.
KROEGER: Is this what playboy readers want to know? Do you want to see my dick? [Marianne Goriuk, Kroeger's fiancée, enters the room.]
PLAYBOY: We've heard your boyfriend likes to take out his dick in public.
GORIUK: I've been working on curbing that for the past five years. I don't want anyone else to see it or talk about it. I can talk about it. But trust me, it's huge.

[I HATE HER TOO. SHE'S USING HIM FOR HIS ATV'S.]

PLAYBOY: You said earlier, "I know what a lot of people think about my band." We have a note card here with some of the worst things ever written about Nickelback.
KROEGER: I don't even care. Do you know what it takes to be a music critic? Not much. Opinions are like assholes: Everybody has one.

[DID HE REALLY USE THAT PHRASE?]


PLAYBOY: Chad, what will you be doing on your 50th birthday?
KROEGER: I won't be alive.
GORIUK: Stop saying that.
KROEGER: I will die on my 40th birthday. I dreamed it: I'll be onstage and have a heart attack. The crowd will think it's part of the show, and that will be the end. It's probably why I live every day like I'm dying. There you go. It's been foretold. I will be dead on my 40th birthday.

[I WISH HE DIE ON HIS TODAYTH BIRTHDAY.]

PLAYBOY: What would your ex-girlfriends say about you?
KROEGER: They probably love me to this day. I talked with one of them after she started dating another guy, and she said, "I think you've ruined me for all other men." I couldn't help but smile at that.

[SHE WAS A LYING WHORE WHO WANTED TO RIDE YOUR ATV'S, CHAD.]

PLAYBOY: What's the most and least amount of money you've made in a year?
KROEGER: I guess $8,000 would be the lowest, and that's probably on the high side. The most money I've made in a year is $25 million, this past year. Next year's going to be a good one. You may want to make my Christmas list.

[YEAH...HE ANSWERED THAT QUESTION]

KROEGER: Which leads me back to my disappointment with a lot of the bands today that can't party. You know who can party? Hinder. That band can fucking party.

[I HATE HINDER. THOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS 3 DOORS DOWN. WHO I HATE LESS THAN I HATE NICKELBACK.]

KROEGER: Everyone gets compared to someone else at the start. People said we were Creed's little brother. I've never been a Creed fan, so I considered that comparison a little insulting, to be honest.

[OMG, HOW COME CREED WENT AWAY AND NICKELBACK IS STILL HERE???]

PLAYBOY: What's your IQ?
KROEGER: One hundred thirty. I took an IQ test during Psychology 20 in high school.

[THIS IS WHY HE'S EVIL. BECAUSE THAT'S A PRETTY HIGH IQ. HE'S NOT STUPID, HE'S DEVIOUS.]

PLAYBOY: Haven't you lost a few IQ points since then?
KROEGER: Do you know the difference between intelligence and wisdom? Intelligence can be learned out of a book, but wisdom can be learned only through experience, right? Two bulls are standing at the top of a hill, looking down at all the cows. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck the two best--looking cows we can find." The older bull says, "Why don't we just walk down there and fuck them all?" That's wisdom.

[hockeyguitar99]

aaah that interview is priceless

[Dre Okorley]

"I wish he'd die on his todeyth birthday" LMFAO

[bssnplayer]

LMFAO. Enough said.

[liar23]

lol

[Troggy]

Nickelback > most solid state/tooth and nail

It's so sad that it's pretty much true :( ...as much as I hate Chad Kroeger for being a worthless pile, T&N bands are pretty pathetic these days.

I am not joking at all. Rockstar is a good song.

maybe by some other band but I can't stomach it coming from them

someday you'll look back and say that about circa survive

I believe that. I am already seeing the first set of replacements for crappy radio rock being disposed of a few years later. Never listened to circa survive, but there are plenty of others that have similar life spans. I don't go after new bands nearly as much these days.

KROEGER: I don't even care. Do you know what it takes to be a music critic? Not much. Opinions are like assholes: Everybody has one.

More like, everybody has opinions about assholes: like you. :)

[White Noise]

KROEGER: Which leads me back to my disappointment with a lot of the bands today that can't party. You know who can party? Hinder. That band can fucking party.

hahahahahahahahaaha.

[CellarGhosts]

I like to party fucking hard! I like my rock and roll the same!

[Troggy]

I like to party fucking hard! I like my rock and roll the same!

You would bring that one up. :)

[versus_god]

Don't give a fuck if I burn out! Don't give a fuck if I fade away!

[Troggy]

Don't give a fuck if I burn out! Don't give a fuck if I fade away!

you're in the secret club too eh?

[CellarGhosts]

You would bring that one up. :)
Hahaha, oh I would. and I did. :-D

Don't give a fuck if I burn out! Don't give a fuck if I fade away!
:headbang:

[Dre Okorley]

They even get no love in Portugal..."Do we have any Nickelback fans here?!" [Chad losing his mind]:

vQzhOyHTarU

[IWasaCamera]

if you just want to rip on all the bands people listen to here than you should leave
What innovative insight.
Artists are very aware of what effect their lyrics(songs) will have on their sales and popularity. Lyrics are just as much, if not, the main part of the music than the instrumentation is.
haha
Nickelback is a miserably terrible band. True, they're no worse than any of the innumerable pop punk that consistently write the same songs over and over again but they're just so fake.
Pop-punk is obviously sincere.
blink 182 is also as musically talented and overhyped as nickelback.
Pretty much.
Also, the hardcore band's album I have as an avatar didnt sell millions of copies of a supposed hit song which is identical to the last one.
Having already conceded that hardcore songs sound rather similar to each other, this post seems to be condemning Nickelback for prominence and not poor music.
I'm really not trying to stir up more aggression here but to bash Blink and go off on FOB is really the pot calling the kettle black.
Yep.
Nickelback > most solid state/tooth and nail
Agreed wholeheartedly.
The same guy who totally trashed on Saves the Day is defending Nickelback. Wut tha fuk?
I'll take Nickelback over Saves The Day.
"look at this photograph. everytime i do it makes me laugh. how did our eyes get so red? and what the hell is on joey's head?"

fucking brilliant.
Sad part is these lyrics are more original than scene shit about burning bridges.
someday you'll look back and say that about circa survive
haha
maybe by some other band but I can't stomach it coming from them
This constitutes the crux of the issue.

[Dre Okorley]

Having already conceded that hardcore songs sound rather similar to each other, this post seems to be condemning Nickelback for prominence and not poor music.

Not at all.

[Troggy]

This constitutes the crux of the issue.

Kind of, but that song is kind of an exception to the rule since it is at least some kind of satire. The rest of their catalog is just bland and rehashed.

[chipdip18]

Psh, Blink 182 were the kings of song recycling.


Amen. I have counted over seven songs with the same chord progression. But hey Nickelback may not be the greatest band in the world, but should in no way be taken less seriously than most pop punk, if not, all pop punk.

[IWasaCamera]

Not at all.
Also, the hardcore band's album I have as an avatar didnt sell millions of copies of a supposed hit song which is identical to the last one.
Hmm, what is the relevance of album sales if not to include prominence in the argument?
Kind of, but that song is kind of an exception to the rule since it is at least some kind of satire. The rest of their catalog is just bland and rehashed.
Agreed. So is scene trash.

[Dre Okorley]

Hmm, what is the relevance of album sales if not to include prominence in the argument?

To show that so many people are deluded into finding it to be innovative, maybe?
Then again, I'm not going to argue about it. The thread was just to show similiarities in their songs--I didn't disagree about the punk assessment. Blink 182 was a very good example.

[Troggy]

Agreed. So is scene trash.

I like to think I avoid those bands as much as I avoid nickelback. I'm getting pretty good at it.

[Dre Okorley]

Haha.

[IWasaCamera]

To show that so many people are deluded into finding it to be innovative, maybe?
Then again, I'm not going to argue about it. The thread was just to show similiarities in their songs--I didn't disagree about the punk assessment. Blink 182 was a very good example.
Innovative? That point is tenuous at best. I strongly doubt Nickelback fans believe the band is breaking any new ground. They just dig songs which happen to be dreadful.

[ThemChains]

Nickelback is a band for cougars who think they are cool. It helps them feel relevant.

[TheOtherAndrew]

What is this, 2003? Everyone knows Nickelback is garbage. Move on.

[x togepi x]

uh if everyone knew they were garbage, they wouldn't still be headlining tours.

[TheOtherAndrew]

You are a total fucking moron. You're telling me 99% of hardcore songs aren't the exact same. You're telling me every Killswitch Engage song isn't the exact same formula. You're telling me every song on TTTYG, New Found Glory's self titled, Say It Like You Mean It and all kinds of other shit people here eat up aren't pretty much the same song?

And FYI: This thread get's a late pass too.

Additionally unlike all the shit you idiots listen to Chad Kroeger can actually sing so right from the bat they are better than every band this website is associated with.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/bam323007/cheer-up.gif

[TheOtherAndrew]

uh if everyone knew they were garbage, they wouldn't still be headlining tours.
It certainly didn't stop Def Leppard in their heyday.

[IWasaCamera]

uh if everyone knew they were garbage, they wouldn't still be headlining tours.
Yep.

[x togepi x]

It certainly didn't stop Def Leppard in their heyday.

because lots of people liked them.

[TheOtherAndrew]

because lots of people liked them.
You can spend as much time digging at my words as you want, you know what my intent was with that statement. If you want me to revamp it, fine.

Everyone within the music community who realize how poor Nickelback's music is has had ample time to get that sentiment out of the way. They broke into the mainstream six years ago, and since then they've seen an onslaught of negative attention. This isn't doing anything to stop them as they still sell millions of records on a regular basis, so constantly bitching about them is counterproductive, and has become more repetitive and annoying than the band's music will ever be.

[chipdip18]

You can spend as much time digging at my words as you want, you know what my intent was with that statement. If you want me to revamp it, fine.

Everyone within the music community who realize how poor Nickelback's music is has had ample time to get that sentiment out of the way. They broke into the mainstream six years ago, and since then they've seen an onslaught of negative attention. This isn't doing anything to stop them as they still sell millions of records on a regular basis, so constantly bitching about them is counterproductive, and has become more repetitive and annoying than the band's music will ever be.
+1

[x togepi x]

i think you missed the entire point of my posts which was to point out how shitty nickelback is so a bunch of say anything loving bros will be like YEAH FUCK THEM THEY SUCK forgetting the fact that their favorite bands are just as bad, only we don't talk about that because scene/pop punk/whatever is trendy.

whereas, nickelback gets a lot of negative press, but they also get an overwhelmingly positive amount of press in different scenes like the "real rock" scene. it's called the midwest. try living in it.

[TheOtherAndrew]

i think you missed the entire point of my posts which was to point out how shitty nickelback is so a bunch of say anything loving bros will be like YEAH FUCK THEM THEY SUCK forgetting the fact that their favorite bands are just as bad, only we don't talk about that because scene/pop punk/whatever is trendy.

whereas, nickelback gets a lot of negative press, but they also get an overwhelmingly positive amount of press in different scenes like the "real rock" scene. it's called the midwest. try living in it.
I lived in the deep south for six years, I'm well aware of how the "real rock" scene thinks. You have a point though.

[x togepi x]

i mean like those people are going to hear a 'pop punk' band and say "wow they suck." i'm sure they bash fall out boy just as much as people here bash nickelback. it's all about perspective.

[Chris Fallon]

You guys are br00tal

We all know Nickelback sucks. No point in creating a thread to discuss this. Pointless if you ask me.

[EchoPark]

That was great.

[Chris Fallon]

I didn't get 22,000 posts listening to 14 year olds with Say Anything avatars so no sale.
Swt brag d00d

Yeah I know but I should have mentioned I am not into Blink-182 Pop Punk.
If I remember correctly, less than a month ago, you had a blink-182 avatar.

I don't see many similarities between Blink-182 and FOB. I still hate FOB's commercialism and dislike IOH but I think musically FOB is pretty high class for a Pop Punk band. Say what you will about them, they really don't recycle songs, or lyrics and are fairly creative.
I have no qualms with FOB, but to basically call them highly original, non-recycled pop music is a stretch.

I was hoping you knew me well enough to pick up on the sarcasm as those are two of my favourite albums.
Who are you, Madonna? You're from Cleveland, not Liverpool.

[SanePsychotic]

Wow, this thread just seemed to pop out of nowhere.

While I'm not a Nickelback fan, they are not completely horrible. They're just as redundant as many other bands but those songs just happen to be catchy. They're making good business so they must be doing something right.

[Dre Okorley]

You guys are br00tal

We all know Nickelback sucks.

Hmmm...

[downtotheriver]

Yes I am defending Nickelback from morons like you who trash the band whilst listening to music which is equally as poor as Nickelback themselves.

I've seen you speak ill of The Blood Brothers, Sufjan Stevens and countless other good bands and you're defending Nickelback.


You talk trash on everyone's music taste, then this happens.

You're a huge joke.

Still hoping you're being sarcastic.

[riot_gurl]

Nickelback= no talent? hmmm... how do i put this? DUH!

[thespearkid]

I understand the point that Nickelback isn't any worse than your average pop-punk band (keep in mind that I hate pop-punk with the exception of Say Anything (who I really don't see as pop-punk but...)) but the entire point of all punk music is for kids who feel out-of-place from mainstream society to have their own genre of music and their own fashion, etc. Nickelback just happens to be the antithesis most pop-punk. Just like you'll never convince the average Nickelback fan to enjoy a band like Saves the Day, you'll never convince the average Saves the Day fan to enjoy Nickelback.

Personally, I like neither.

[Machu505]

This thread makes my head spin.

[downtotheriver]

I have never trashed the Blood Brothers. They are an okay band

Like a month ago there was a thread asking what genre they were and I swear you did there.

Regardless, you trash on a lot of bands, don't even deny it.



Nickelback, good stuff though.

[bluepoles]

This thread makes my head spin.
no kidding.

[absolutecrunk]

There has to be some sort of fallacy somewhere in the annals of this thread involving Nickelback being a generally disrespected band and unpopular bands being much more favorable. Something about thinking against convention. Like Nickelback is not thought of as good therefore they are not better than a band that is thought of as good.

I have to go do yardwork, keep this thread alive.

oh, and FALLON WE NEED YOUR HELP IN THE TABS GAME THREAD!!!

[Until The Bombs]

Nearly everyone on here trashes bands. In fact, anyone who disagrees with Ben as far as Nickelback is trashing Nickelback.

[hockeyguitar99]

Nearly everyone on here trashes bands. In fact, anyone who disagrees with Ben as far as Nickelback is trashing Nickelback.


thats sort of the entire point of this thread

[Nevuk]

I've seen Nickelback top some most-hated bands by critics list. Somewhere. The other one I can remember was Creed. Regardless, all radio-hit music tends to ... suck. And it all sounds the same, this is nothing new. They've discovered the formula 90% of radio music uses, verse chorus verse chorus bridge chorus. It's not original in the slightest but they certainly aren't the only guilty ones. Based off the interview, basically, he has accomplished his goal. It's certainly not to make good music or music for art's sake, its to make money and fuck blondes. That's the despicable thing about Nickelback, that they truly do not care about the music or making decent music, just about how much money they make off it, and that they admit it. Underoath is just as guilty of this, but they don't admit it openly. With that said, most of the people on this forum don't actually care for dadaistic, noise, or truly experimental forms of music, so I don't see why they are complaining.

[Until The Bombs]

thats sort of the entire point of this thread

Which is why I don't get all the shit being thrown at Ben.

[jbaseball44]

You can spend as much time digging at my words as you want, you know what my intent was with that statement. If you want me to revamp it, fine.

Everyone within the music community who realize how poor Nickelback's music is has had ample time to get that sentiment out of the way. They broke into the mainstream six years ago, and since then they've seen an onslaught of negative attention. This isn't doing anything to stop them as they still sell millions of records on a regular basis, so constantly bitching about them is counterproductive, and has become more repetitive and annoying than the band's music will ever be.

Brilliantly said.

[jbaseball44]

Yes I am defending Nickelback from morons like you who trash the band whilst listening to music which is equally as poor as Nickelback themselves.

I agree with you on this, Ben. From what i get out of this whole arguement is that you aren't so much defending Nickelback for being a good band, you are defending them by saying that they are no worse then a lot of other bands that people on this site listen to.

[Until The Bombs]

I agree with you on this, Ben. From what i get out of this whole arguement is that you aren't so much defending Nickelback for being a good band, you are defending them by saying that they are no worse then a lot of other bands that people on this site listen to.

Not exactly. I could understand that argument, but he was actually stating that they are better than certain bands featured on this site, which I disagree with.

Edit: His argument is kinda spread across two threads.

[CellarGhosts]

There has to be some sort of fallacy somewhere in the annals of this thread involving Nickelback being a generally disrespected band and unpopular bands being much more favorable. Something about thinking against convention. Like Nickelback is not thought of as good therefore they are not better than a band that is thought of as good.

I have to go do yardwork, keep this thread alive.

oh, and FALLON WE NEED YOUR HELP IN THE TABS GAME THREAD!!!
YES WE DO!!!

I've seen Nickelback top some most-hated bands by critics list. Somewhere. The other one I can remember was Creed. Regardless, all radio-hit music tends to ... suck. And it all sounds the same, this is nothing new. They've discovered the formula 90% of radio music uses, verse chorus verse chorus bridge chorus. It's not original in the slightest but they certainly aren't the only guilty ones. Based off the interview, basically, he has accomplished his goal. It's certainly not to make good music or music for art's sake, its to make money and fuck blondes. That's the despicable thing about Nickelback, that they truly do not care about the music or making decent music, just about how much money they make off it, and that they admit it. Underoath is just as guilty of this, but they don't admit it openly. With that said, most of the people on this forum don't actually care for dadaistic, noise, or truly experimental forms of music, so I don't see why they are complaining.
:appl:

That interview was mind-numbing to read. And thank you for that Underoath remark; exactly what I've been thinking of them for a while now.

[jbaseball44]

Not exactly. I could understand that argument, but he was actually stating that they are better than certain bands featured on this site, which I disagree with.

Edit: His argument is kinda spread across two threads.

Oh, alright. I'll try and read a little bit more of his arguement as i am sort of coming in late to this. Like i said i could understand the arguement that they are no worse then some of the bands that people on this site listen to but maybe that isn't what he is saying after all.

[Dre Okorley]

Some members on AP voted for Nickelback, and defended themselves. I don't know if they were joking or not, but if they're now arguing that both pop punk bands regurgitate songs and make zombies out of their fans, why would you vote one 'better' than the other?
Anyway, just putting that out there.

[hockeyguitar99]

Which is why I don't get all the shit being thrown at Ben.

i understand what your saying, however it just seems that wherever i see thread that ben is involved in he's trashing whatever band people are talking about at the time.

thats what I think everyone was trying to say

[micahistheballs]

Who are you, Madonna? You're from Cleveland, not Liverpool.

It's Ben's fault.

I have never trashed the Blood Brothers. They are an okay band

What's wrong with Sufjan?

[downtotheriver]

i understand what your saying, however it just seems that wherever i see thread that ben is involved in he's trashing whatever band people are talking about at the time.

thats what I think everyone was trying to say

Ben is terrible.

[Protested Hero]

someday you'll look back and say that about circa survive

Thanks for giving me such an intelligent insight. What bands do you listen to? I only want to listen to them from now on.

[guiguedz]

Yeah, their songs are shitty and etc, but I like their drummer and how their guitars sounds.

And just to clear things up, I don't like them.

[x togepi x]

Thanks for giving me such an intelligent insight. What bands do you listen to? I only want to listen to them from now on.

fugazi
bear vs. shark
miles davis
the beatles
sonic youth
bob dylan


those aren't flash in the scene bullshit. people have been listening to them for decades (aside from bear vs. shark)I know that your post is sarcastic, but i'm doing you a favor.

[Jumpoff]

fugazi

I still can't get into Fugazi. Tried numerous times, but the only songs I do like have been like... Promises and Waiting Room. Guy's voice annoys the shit out of me, but Ian is great..

[x togepi x]

you should try listening to something that isn't on their first album. like get "red medicine"

[CellarGhosts]

I feel ashamed of myself for only having one Fugazi song in my library, ha.

Edit: never mind, I apparently have "Repeater + 3 Songs" :-|

No idea where that came from but, alright! haha.

[Jumpoff]

you should try listening to something that isn't on their first album. like get "red medicine"

Will do. Everyone recc'd 13 songs so that was the beginning and end of my search for their stuff.

[x togepi x]

yeah most people forget that fugazi had other albums besides that one. you might be able to get into their later work a lot more.

[Yes. And?]

lol, I can't wait to read through this. Soon as I unclog that toilet.

[CellarGhosts]

lol, I can't wait to read through this. Soon as I unclog that toilet.
Sadly, unclogging that toilet is going to be the most pleasant of the two. Probably.

Maybe you have a higher "pointless thread" tolerance level than I do.

[Yes. And?]

My first few months here were chock full of dragging out pointless shit. I can take it.

[CellarGhosts]

Right on.

I can't wait for the next "ZOMG I LOVE BRAND NEW!" thread to roll along.

[Dre Okorley]

Right on.

I can't wait for the next "ZOMG I LOVE BRAND NEW!" thread to roll along.

That's asking for it...

[CellarGhosts]

That's asking for it...
haha you think so?

[Dre Okorley]

haha you think so?

Have I ever lied to you so far? :santa:haha

[CellarGhosts]

Have I ever lied to you so far? :santa:haha
Haha not that I recall.

I think I'm safe though.

[Protested Hero]

fugazi
bear vs. shark
miles davis
the beatles
sonic youth
bob dylan


those aren't flash in the scene bullshit. people have been listening to them for decades (aside from bear vs. shark)I know that your post is sarcastic, but i'm doing you a favor.

I like Davis and The Beatles a ton. The point I'm trying to make is that I don't insult your taste in music, so is there really a need to insult my taste just because it's not the same as yours?

[SanePsychotic]

Which is why I don't get all the shit being thrown at Ben.

Same. He has a valid point.

[SanePsychotic]

Right on.

I can't wait for the next "ZOMG I LOVE BRAND NEW!" thread to roll along.

This is very tempting...

[x togepi x]

I like Davis and The Beatles a ton. The point I'm trying to make is that I don't insult your taste in music, so is there really a need to insult my taste just because it's not the same as yours?

Yes. Yes there is.

[Yes. And?]

lol

[White Noise]

haha.

[Yes. And?]

So, I applied for some jobs today. I'm actually hoping to land a spot at Hot Topic.

[SanePsychotic]

So, I applied for some jobs today. I'm actually hoping to land a spot at Hot Topic.

I'd love to work at Hot Topic, but I don't think I'd get it. I'm not enough like their demographic.

[x togepi x]

OH YES AND? YOU CAN'T GET A JOB AT HOT TOPIC THEY'RE RACIST AT JUGGALOS


wait. where are you from again?

[Yes. And?]

I'd love to work at Hot Topic, but I don't think I'd get it. I'm not enough like their demographic.
Neither am I but whatever. :shrug:
OH YES AND? YOU CAN'T GET A JOB AT HOT TOPIC THEY'RE RACIST AT JUGGALOS


wait. where are you from again?
Maryland. Aren't Juggalos mainly from the midwest.

Dead juggalo baby. :-(

[Yes. And?]

I think I'm gonna "scene" myself up for the interview, lol.

[x togepi x]

Neither am I but whatever. :shrug:

Maryland. Aren't Juggalos mainly from the midwest.

Dead juggalo baby. :-(

maryland like dc?

[Yes. And?]

Montgomery County..it doesn't take that long to get to D.C. (like 1.5 - 2 hours) so...I guess.

ACTUALLY, NO SCRATCH THAT BECAUSE D.C. PEOPLE GET PISSED WHEN MARYLANDERS CLAIM THEY'RE FROM D.C.

[x togepi x]

THAT'S LIKE TEN YEARS

too long for walks

[Yes. And?]

I'm watching True Life on MTV. This episode is about Southern belles. Holy shit, these girls are so annoying.

"I MUST SMILE AND LOOK MY BEST!111"

"OMG I'M 24 AND NOT ENGAGED, I'LL BE AN OLD MAID SOON!11"

"I'M 24 AND HE'S 21, OMG WHAT AN AGE GAP!11"

I'd...run away. These people are stuck in the..I don't know what era.

[Yes. And?]

THAT'S LIKE TEN YEARS

too long for walks
Why would I want to walk to D.C.?

[SanePsychotic]

Neither am I but whatever. :shrug:

Maryland. Aren't Juggalos mainly from the midwest.

Dead juggalo baby. :-(

Would you get a discount? I would demand discount.

And we have enough Juggalos here where I live. There's one that works at Hot Topic who kept trying to get me to buy an ICP patch. I ended up buying it so she'd leave me alone. Please don't be as annoying as that HT employee.

[Yes. And?]

I heard they get 20% off. Honestly, my Hot Topic sells some bands shirts, some "funny" tshirts, some weird pants, and that's about it. From what I've seen, I've only been in twice briefly.

No really, dead juggalo baby.
iMv9d1pIoBA

[IWasaCamera]

There has to be some sort of fallacy somewhere in the annals of this thread involving Nickelback being a generally disrespected band and unpopular bands being much more favorable. Something about thinking against convention. Like Nickelback is not thought of as good therefore they are not better than a band that is thought of as good.
Crunk wins again.
Some members on AP voted for Nickelback, and defended themselves. I don't know if they were joking or not, but if they're now arguing that both pop punk bands regurgitate songs and make zombies out of their fans, why would you vote one 'better' than the other?
Anyway, just putting that out there.
This has already been addressed.

[Dre Okorley]

Crunk wins again.

This has already been addressed.

Cool. Late. No care.

[Nevuk]

I'm watching True Life on MTV. This episode is about Southern belles. Holy shit, these girls are so annoying.

"I MUST SMILE AND LOOK MY BEST!111"

"OMG I'M 24 AND NOT ENGAGED, I'LL BE AN OLD MAID SOON!11"

"I'M 24 AND HE'S 21, OMG WHAT AN AGE GAP!11"

I'd...run away. These people are stuck in the..I don't know what era.
The era they are stuck in is specifically the antebellum era. You know those confederate flags? Yeah, they take them seriously.

[Yes. And?]

lol, I was trying to give them a little credit and not go back that far.

Someone is ignoring my pm. :-0

[IWasaCamera]

Cool. Late. No care.
Cool. Must be why you inquired about it.

[Dre Okorley]

Continue, this works for you.

[IWasaCamera]

Cool. Will do.

[Dre Okorley]

Haha.

[Nevuk]

lol, I was trying to give them a little credit and not go back that far.

Someone is ignoring my pm. :-0
Ok, its not that far. More like the 1950s. Right down to the lemonade stands. I think. I haven't seen one in a while. Speaking of jobs, I now work at burger king.

[x togepi x]

someone is drunk

[Yes. And?]

Ok, its not that far. More like the 1950s. Right down to the lemonade stands. I think. I haven't seen one in a while. Speaking of jobs, I now work at burger king.
Yes, that sounds about right.

How's work?
someone is drunk
ANSWER ME.

[x togepi x]

drunk drunk drunk is your answer

[Yes. And?]

That won't help me walk to D.C.

[x togepi x]

gunz will

[Yes. And?]

Whatever, I only hang out in Dupont Circle when I'm in D.C.

[x togepi x]

The urban guerrilla is a person who fights the military dictatorship with weapons, using unconventional methods. A revolutionary and an ardent patriot, he is a fighter for his country's liberation, a friend of the people and of freedom. The area in which the urban guerrilla operates is in the large Brazilian cities. There are also criminals or outlaws who work in the big cities. Many times, actions by criminals are taken to be actions by urban guerrillas.
The urban guerrilla, however, differs radically from the criminal. The criminal benefits personally from his actions, and attacks indiscrimminately without distinguishing between the exploiters and the exploited, which is why there are so many ordinary people among his victims. The urban guerrilla follows a political goal, and only attacks the government, the big businesses and the foreign imperialists.
Another element just as harmful to the guerrillas as the criminal, and also operating in the urban area, is the counterrevolutionary, who creates confusion, robs banks, throws bombs, kidnaps, assassinates, and commits the worst crimes imaginable against urban guerrillas, revolutionary priests, students, and citizens who oppose tyranny and seek liberty.
The urban guerrilla is an implacable enemy of the regime, and systematically inflicts damage on the authorities and on the people who dominate the country and exercise power. The primary task of the urban guerrilla is to distract, to wear down, to demoralize the military regime and its repressive forces, and also to attack and destroy the wealth and property of the foreign managers and the Brazilian upper class.
The urban guerrilla is not afraid to dismantle and destroy the present Brazilian economic, political and social system, for his aim is to aid the rural guerrillas and to help in the creation of a totally new and revolutionary social and political structure, with the armed population in power.

[Yes. And?]

Dupont has nice shops.

[x togepi x]

just don't do what i did when i interviewed for hot topic and was a pretentious asshole to the point where the interviewer just walked away.

[Yes. And?]

What did you say?

[x togepi x]

i don't remember. i just remember it was funny.

they'll ask you about how you find out about music, what your last purchases are. just act really into music. then they'll ask you some standard mall store questions like what would you do if you caught someone stealing etc. then they'll try and get you off guard by asking something like "if you could be a part of the body which would you be and why". you just have to answer that one confidently. just act really excited to want to work there because they really look for people like that.

[Yes. And?]

:-( I wanna hear.

lol, what was my last purchase..

[x togepi x]

well i mean they're going to want you to dress like that for the store but you don't have to go all out. you just have to look like you bought your clothes from there, like band t shirts and jeans really. i mean, you wouldn't wear scene clothes to a job interview anyway.

[Yes. And?]

:-p Too bad, edited my post.

[x togepi x]

and think of it this way, the more tattooed/goth/scene/pierced they are, the better chance they have of failing the drug test that they'll probably have you take.

[Yes. And?]

ur stereotyping! :nono:

[x togepi x]

i don't look like i drink. i don't even look old enough to drink.

[Yes. And?]

Your hair is long, you're a deviant. Participating in deviant behaviors like consuming alcohol and growing a beard.

[x togepi x]

i'm 22. drinking is hardly a deviant behavior. deviant= not the norm. drinking is the norm.

[Yes. And?]

Who says you're 22? Not I!

Besides..not in "dry counties".

[Yes. And?]

14/67 counties in Alabama are "dry". The moar you know!

[Yes. And?]

I want to be 18 already. :-(

[x togepi x]

Who says you're 22? Not I!

Besides..not in "dry counties".

uh, my birth certificate and drivers licenses...so basically the man says i'm 22.

[Yes. And?]

Fuck the man! I say you're 17 and I'm 22. Bam!

I'm tired and don't know what I'm saying. Bedtime soon.

[murrich]

Yes I am defending Nickelback from morons like you who trash the band whilst listening to music which is equally as poor as Nickelback themselves.

If Nickelback is as poor as scene trash why defend it? Just because it isn't scene doesn't mean it's worthy of being defended.

I think you're just trying to create a rip in the space-time continuum

[Protested Hero]

Yes. Yes there is.

Good comeback. Proud of you.

[Yes. And?]

I'm proud of him too.

[x togepi x]

Good comeback. Proud of you.

well i mean i could have typed a paragraph at how horrible a poster you are but it would have flown way over your head so why not just go with the weak comeback? It seems to be working out well for you.

[SickOfStars]

This thread? Still going? My goodness

[CellarGhosts]

This thread? Still going? My goodness
Fucking seriously.

[Dre Okorley]

Haha..that's all I can really say at this point...

[Yes. And?]

Keep going. :popcorn:

[TheOtherAndrew]

+5

[CellarGhosts]

+internets

[SickOfStars]

+5

click here for +10 (http://www.fuckmyjeans.com/index)

[TheOtherAndrew]

click here for +10 (http://www.fuckmyjeans.com/index)
Tempting...

[Dre Okorley]

:moon:

[Danny Schme]

lolz

[xoxMCRxox]

Y Do You Guys Think All Nickelback Songs Sound The Same? They Sound Different To Me And They Have A New Album Coming Out. Im Very Excited. Chad Kroeger Is My Favorite Vocalist Ever!

[Alligator Blood]

The guy above me isn't even a troll either.

[Sean Rizzo]

:moon:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ohhhhhhh I love you dre.

Y Do You Guys Think All Nickelback Songs Sound The Same? They Sound Different To Me And They Have A New Album Coming Out. Im Very Excited. Chad Kroeger Is My Favorite Vocalist Ever!
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