01.25.04 The Only Wark You Know!

[Jon Wark]

"Reality isn't Father knows best anymore, it's a kick in the teeth on a Saturday night with a steel-toed grip Kodiak workboot, and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery. But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger right?". - If you can't guess what movie that's from... you're weak.

Well, it's not really like I'm recommending, im just being honest about what I've been listening to this week.

Recover - demos... PLEASE read this: ... If you like Recover, and are dying to hear some new stuff, IM me: Sound Of Sulfur and I will call you ( i have free long distance) and play you some new demos over the phone. SERIOUSLY. You have to fucking hear these, these nineteen songs have basically been on repeat all week, except for when I'm sleeping. But when I'm sick of them after a while I will listen to these CD's:

The Aphex Twin - Windowlicker EP - the front cover has a photo of a girl in a bikini, with a Dude's face instead. the music on this ep is fucking awesome, and you can get it at a good price. It's so much fun to listen to, especially when you're getting wasted.

The Aphex Twin - Drukqs - The most inspirationally enlightening disc I've ever owned. and the title of it is pronounced - (Drug-Use). Get wasted and listen to this record, oh and by the way, it's a double disc... two hours of listening pleasure.

Phoenix - United - Do you wanna dance? Buy this record.

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You should watch the movie Uncle Buck.

[saintjoel]

Recover's cool Jon :smiley:

[foreverDOWN]

dude his avatar is the best thing I have seen in forever.... you need to be learned in the ways of mitch hedberg. One of the top 5 funniest comedians alive. Up there with Zach Galifinakis and Stephen Lynch.

[Fminus]

yes wark is a ****** i hate you hes not even a hardcore kid as he pretends he is he listens to the bled and thats it and he sucks up to everyone

[FarPastGone]

Recover is amazing........

[KarolaBloch]

stfu. wark is a cool guy. and the bled is a good band. sorry he isn't hardcore enough for you.

[venus/bacchus]

dude his avatar is the best thing I have seen in forever.... you need to be learned in the ways of mitch hedberg. One of the top 5 funniest comedians alive. Up there with Zach Galifinakis and Stephen Lynch.
Add to that list Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh and I agree

[shana]

Don't forget Nick Swardson, he's wicked funny.

[shoemile]

Add to that list Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh and I agree

never seen daniel tosh but dane cook is the opposite of funny. he's a loudmouth who thinks comedy is raising one's voice. Hedberg, cool and subdued, is the funniest comedian ever, so i do agree with that.

[jackson]

wark, honestly. if you knew anything about aphex twin, you'd realize that the face is of richard d. james himself. he pulled the same stunt on the 'come to daddy' video, as well on other releases. and drukqs is a crap cd. i'm sorry, but squarepusher has far overtaken aphex twin in recent years. electronica is in a state of stagnation, pretty much, anyway. listen to unkle or massive attack if you want 'enlightenment'.

[saintjoel]

comedians i recommend:

mitch hedberg
jim gaffigan
dane cook
nick swardson
lewis black
greg giraldo
steven lynch
theres more but i think thats a good start

[xxnfg05xx]

I've seen mitch live about 5 times.Hes a comedy god.The new cd is so funny, and hes a great guy, sticks around and signs autographs.

"Dogs Are Always In The Push Up Position" - Mitch Hedberg

[WordUp]

it's all about pablo francisco, motherfuckers.

[emo by nature]

i saw lewis black with dave attell....mitch was there, and it was the first time i'd seen him....it was really really funny....good stuff :)

and daniel tosh is hilarious too!

[HoleIntheWorldx]

Lewis Black is funnier then Dane Cook will ever be.


Zack and Lynch rule

[Timberwolf187]

Add to that list Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh and I agree


dont forget brian regan and jim gaffigan...and there was some other funny dude i can never remember his name its like dimetree or something like that...him too!

[Oxbig1106]

Reality isn't Father knows best anymore, it's a kick in the teeth on a Saturday night with a steel-toed grip Kodiak workboot, and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery. But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger right? - Cable guy

[BIGpurpleONION]

Jon should listen to Amber Drive
www.purevolume.com/amberdrive

[dank]

listen up action JACKSON, dont be hating on this dude just because he is almost a decade late in discovering the beauty of Aphex Twin. Maybe he's getting his electronic cherry popped. Sure, Twin is outdated now and other shit is cooler, but guide him instead of harass him.

[Split2nd]

does Recover have a site or some songs or something to listen to?

[InaGreendase]

good job calling me wark