first times and bleeding...

[HelpMeSleep]

what's normal? does it ever happen more than just the first time?

[alice+interiors]

:popc:

[TwilightEpidemi]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

[Joe DeAndrea]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

That's a weird convo to have with a sister.

[Getup and Dance]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/jackoir4.gif

[HelpMeSleep]

That's a weird convo to have with a sister.
haha i would rather stick a fork in my eye than have that conversation with my brother.

[intensified]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

Hahaha. I don't know why that made me laugh.

[Renee]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/jackoir4.gif
hahahahaah<3

[The_kok]

no. it only happens to you. and now you're fucking gonna die!!!!

[LV03]

depends on his size.

[lovely864md]

Wouldn't know, VIRGIN right hurrr xoxoxo

[pilot_light_out]

what is this some kind of sick joke?

[HelpMeSleep]

depends on his size.
that would be like 8 or 9

[remedyeli]

that would be like 8 or 9
was he black or something?

[Chris Fallon]

WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.

[HelpMeSleep]

was he black or something?
no my bf's a white boy lol.


WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.
haha thanks. it actually didnt hurt like i thought it would. but the bleeding sucks.

[Kassie09]

It might happen again, only if you're lucky!
/sarcasm

[anamericangod]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

That's a weird convo to have with a sister.

was he black or something?

Incredible.

[Joe DeAndrea]

was he black or something?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

[Joe DeAndrea]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

Now that I re-read this, I have a feeling this might mean more than I thought.

[FallenAngel117]

bleeding is natural, before you have sex there is a seal like layer in the uterus, he would simply have "broken" or stretched this. its no big deal it happens with time anyway

[remedyeli]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

hahahaha
if anything it's racist to the white people.

[Getup and Dance]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

I think its racist it cuts off before the little kid finishs saying racist.

[m_rue]

Not all girls bleed the first time cause some have already broken their hymen from sports/tampon use. I don't think there's blood after the first time ever..

[SLoT]

Not all girls bleed the first time cause some have already broken their hymen from sports/tampon use. I don't think there's blood after the first time ever..

someone had a run in with a tennis racket didnt they? there is always blood. well i always bleed, but thats because i have sex with knives.

[Mrs.Sweeny Todd]

idk it dint happen to me on my second

[Neo Cassady]

idk it dint happen to me on my second

You should not be fornicating, due to the possibility that it might lead to anything somewhat resembling you. Not now, not ever.

[swt_catastrophe]

what the fuck.
is going on with this thread.

[updownleftright]

You should not be fornicating, due to the possibility that it might lead to anything somewhat resembling you. Not now, not ever.

hahahaha ohmygoodness that was so horribly hilarious.

[DannySniper]

WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.

Is it odd that you know this?

Probably not.

I think I'm going to start turning to you for the answer to all life's questions, instead of Wikipedia.

[lovely864md]

Is it odd that you know this?

Probably not.

I think I'm going to start turning to you for the answer to all life's questions, instead of Wikipedia.

Chris is like a sexy wikipedia.

[wewascontenders]

Now that I re-read this, I have a feeling this might mean more than I thought.

:lol:

That's fucked.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

my friend continued bleeding for a few days after too. she was terrified but instead o going to a doctor she just wore a pad.

[4N6 science]

this is a great thread...

[hellogorgeous]

WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.


EXTREME PAIN!?!?! sounds like an x-game! "wild first timers!" it didn't hurt that much for me then again I...nevermind. It just didn't hurt that much.

[swt_catastrophe]

it didn't hurt that much for me then again I...nevermind. It just didn't hurt that much.

errr..
that sounds like the beginning of a really awkward story.

[hellogorgeous]

errr..
that sounds like the beginning of a really awkward story.


haha could be then again we'll never know

[4N6 science]

haha could be then again we'll never know

hahah.....so true ;-)

[hypa_dude]

If he does it right, the bleeding should continue until you're in your 30's. After that, nobody will want you anymore. Unless you're willing to do ANAL. As a matter of fact, you should start doing that right away.

[amysaurus]

What the hell? Bleeding from the first time is totally normal.

[HelpMeSleep]

What the hell? Bleeding from the first time is totally normal.
i meant like the first few times. i know a lot of girls bleed their first time obviously.

[Chris Fallon]

EXTREME PAIN!?!?! sounds like an x-game! "wild first timers!" it didn't hurt that much for me then again I...nevermind. It just didn't hurt that much.
Hahahahaha

Now I am intrigued. All eyes on you, Jennifer.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.


Maybe your sister was experiencing her period. After all you do bleed for a couple of days.

[lovely864md]

Hahahahaha

Now I am intrigued. All eyes on you, Jennifer.

I call you a sexy wikipedia and get completely ignored? That's harsh.

[Tyler Revolution]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.

You shouldn't have fucked her so hard.

[Tyler Revolution]

Wouldn't know, VIRGIN right hurrr xoxoxo

Chyeahright.

[lovely864md]

Chyeahright.

Mean! It's true.

[Tyler Revolution]

I don't think there's blood after the first time ever..

There is if you get fucked by a machete.

[Tyler Revolution]

Mean! It's true.

Haha, just joking.

[Getup and Dance]

I call you a sexy wikipedia and get completely ignored? That's harsh.

Thats because Chris isnt sexy

Jk

Chris when you come back from Cowland lets go drink some booze.

[lovely864md]

Haha, just joking.

Haha I understand, I just find it kind of disconcerting how many people are surprised by it.

[Chris Fallon]

I call you a sexy wikipedia and get completely ignored? That's harsh.
Haha I must have missed that, my sugar dumpling. Sorry, I'll try to look harder for compliments since, well ... I thrive on them.

:giverose:

[lovely864md]

Haha I must have missed that, my sugar dumpling. Sorry, I'll try to look harder for compliments since, well ... I thrive on them.

:giverose:

It's okay Chris you have my heart already, I could forgive you even if you ran over my puppy that I don't have with a steamroller.

[Chris Fallon]

It's okay Chris you have my heart already, I could forgive you even if you ran over my puppy that I don't have with a steamroller.
Well I don't own a steamroller, you don't own a puppy - I'd say you and I are pretty much set to be BFFs. That is ... if you can make room for me with lil_slut and !hot_emo! and Mrs.Sweeney Todd.

[lovely864md]

Well I don't own a steamroller, you don't own a puppy - I'd say you and I are pretty much set to be BFFs. That is ... if you can make room for me with lil_slut and !hot_emo! and Mrs.Sweeney Todd.

I don't know...are you down with being my #4 BFF?

[Chris Fallon]

I don't know...are you down with being my #4 BFF?
Man... that's kind of low, but still top 5. As long as I'm on speed dial.

[lovely864md]

Man... that's kind of low, but still top 5. As long as I'm on speed dial.

:stickout: You kinda are, you're in the AP Fuckers group in my phone

[Chris Fallon]

:stickout: You kinda are, you're in the AP Fuckers group in my phone
As long as I'm recognized, I don't care!

You know ... now that I'm staff, I am kind of a celebrity. Brag-worthy for you, missy.

[Getup and Dance]

Fine Chris don't respond to me.

Go straight to the big breasted underage girl

[lovely864md]

As long as I'm recognized, I don't care!

You know ... now that I'm staff, I am kind of a celebrity. Brag-worthy for you, missy.

Oh a celebrity, yeah okay. Good to know you can still talk to such little people like me. Thanks for stooping down!

:stickout: Which part is brag-worthy?

[Smash Adams]

I don't know...are you down with being my #4 BFF?
Kassie's #1, I'm #2, who is #3?

[Chris Fallon]

Fine Chris don't respond to me.

Go straight to the big breasted underage girl
:nod:

Oh a celebrity, yeah okay. Good to know you can still talk to such little people like me. Thanks for stooping down!

:stickout: Which part is brag-worthy?
Yeah, well, the little people made me who I am. Gotta keep it real, ya know? ;-)

Brag that you know me. I'm a big name now. People will be like, "O rly? Damn Mary's got the hook-up!"

Kassie's #1, I'm #2, who is #3?
Your ego.

:-0 Yeah, I went there!

[lovely864md]

Kassie's #1, I'm #2, who is #3?

Gay Best Friend.

[Chris Fallon]

Gay Best Friend.
What about Token Black Guy?

[lovely864md]

:nod:


Yeah, well, the little people made me who I am. Gotta keep it real, ya know? ;-)

Brag that you know me. I'm a big name now. People will be like, "O rly? Damn Mary's got the hook-up!"


Your ego.

:-0 Yeah, I went there!

Haha the funny part is I don't think I would have ever started posting so much if we hadn't jacked like 3 threads at a time that one night.

Mary's got the hook-up...with pedobear incarnate!

[Getup and Dance]

:nod:


Yeah, well, the little people made me who I am. Gotta keep it real, ya know? ;-)

Brag that you know me. I'm a big name now. People will be like, "O rly? Damn Mary's got the hook-up!"


Your ego.

:-0 Yeah, I went there!

Chris have you ever been to the Central Washington Hospital?

I see alot of crap come over to my office from them

[Smash Adams]

Your ego.

:-0 Yeah, I went there!
no match for
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/delonge-headshot.jpg
Gay Best Friend.
so Chris is AP BFF #3 which is all that matters

[lovely864md]

What about Token Black Guy?

My Token Black Guy is a Halfrican, does he still count?

[lovely864md]

no match for
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/delonge-headshot.jpg

so Chris is AP BFF #3 which is all that matters

Hahaha okay you win

[Chris Fallon]

no match for
http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/delonge-headshot.jpg

so Chris is AP BFF #3 which is all that matters
Hahahahaha Ian with the pwn! Well played, my friend.

My Token Black Guy is a Halfrican, does he still count?
As long as he's more black than white (a.k.a. More cool than tool ... no innuendo there)

[billyboatkid]

My ex bleed the first time. She also bleed on other occasions that we had sex...? I don't know why though.

[Getup and Dance]

Chris are you back from cowtown?

I want to get you drunkand steal your password and overtake a staff member account

Jkjk

[lovely864md]

Hahahahaha Ian with the pwn! Well played, my friend.


As long as he's more black than white (a.k.a. More cool than tool ... no innuendo there)

Hahaha yes he is, we're really horrible though everything we say about him involves him being black. It was his fully black cousins that first introduced me to the phrase "getting brain."

My ex bleed the first time. She also bleed on other occasions that we had sex...? I don't know why though.

Common sense says you were rough.

[Chris Fallon]

Haha the funny part is I don't think I would have ever started posting so much if we hadn't jacked like 3 threads at a time that one night.

Mary's got the hook-up...with pedobear incarnate!
Without you around, Mary ... the level of good (notice I emphasize that) humor around here would be only limited to Ian. Not that it's a bad thing, but you're much smarter/wiser than a vast majority of teens on this site, which gives you an advantage of earning a high amount of respect.

Chris have you ever been to the Central Washington Hospital?

I see alot of crap come over to my office from them
No, I've actually never been down past the movie theater (which is where the hospital is located). I suppose that's a good thing, right? What do you do for a living?

Chris are you back from cowtown?

I want to get you drunkand steal your password and overtake a staff member account

Jkjk
Hahahaha no, I'm staying here for the summer. I might come back to the west side soon, if I can find time. I haven't been home since February.

Hahaha yes he is, we're really horrible though everything we say about him involves him being black. It was his fully black cousins that first introduced me to the phrase "getting brain."



Common sense says you were rough.
This might sound racist at first but, why is it black people come up with the best slang terms ever?

[lovely864md]

Without you around, Mary ... the level of good (notice I emphasize that) humor around here would be only limited to Ian. Not that it's a bad thing, but you're much smarter/wiser than a vast majority of teens on this site, which gives you an advantage of earning a high amount of respect.


No, I've actually never been down past the movie theater (which is where the hospital is located). I suppose that's a good thing, right? What do you do for a living?


Hahahaha no, I'm staying here for the summer. I might come back to the west side soon, if I can find time. I haven't been home since February.


This might sound racist at first but, why is it black people come up with the best slang terms ever?

Wow, I feel so complimented! :blush: Thank youuu

I don't know but I now use "getting brain" in my everyday vocabulary and I love it way more than I should.

[Chris Fallon]

Wow, I feel so complimented! :blush: Thank youuu

I don't know but I now use "getting brain" in my everyday vocabulary and I love it way more than I should.
I need to make a banner that simply says "MARY RULES" on it, because well ... you rule. It's nice to see not all teenagers are completely fucked in the head.

And please, give me an example of how you manage to incorporate "getting brain" into an everyday conversation hahaha - this could be amusing.

[Getup and Dance]

Without you around, Mary ... the level of good (notice I emphasize that) humor around here would be only limited to Ian. Not that it's a bad thing, but you're much smarter/wiser than a vast majority of teens on this site, which gives you an advantage of earning a high amount of respect.


No, I've actually never been down past the movie theater (which is where the hospital is located). I suppose that's a good thing, right? What do you do for a living?


Hahahaha no, I'm staying here for the summer. I might come back to the west side soon, if I can find time. I haven't been home since February.


This might sound racist at first but, why is it black people come up with the best slang terms ever?

Come down, we will hit up the clubs. Do an Eiffel tower on some skanky girls

[lovely864md]

I need to make a banner that simply says "MARY RULES" on it, because well ... you rule. It's nice to see not all teenagers are completely fucked in the head.

And please, give me an example of how you manage to incorporate "getting brain" into an everyday conversation hahaha - this could be amusing.

Oh my god you have no idea how happy that would make me! I'm fucked in the head, just not the way normal teenagers are so it's all good.

Well my best friend and I are just huge dorks who like to walk around coming up with slang for things, we actually changed brain into skull because we thought it was more dramatic. I can't really give you a good enough snippet!

[Chris Fallon]

Come down, we will hit up the clubs. Do an Eiffel tower on some skanky girls
Hahaha I already do that here but it'd be nice to do it on a pier rather than a farm.

[billyboatkid]

Hahaha yes he is, we're really horrible though everything we say about him involves him being black. It was his fully black cousins that first introduced me to the phrase "getting brain."



Common sense says you were rough.

Lol, well maybe I should have apologized hahahaha

[Getup and Dance]

Hahaha I already do that here but it'd be nice to do it on a pier rather than a farm.

Oh I forgot the other part of your question.

I work at a radiology company where we get scans from hospitals all over washington. I see some weird shit.

[Chris Fallon]

Oh my god you have no idea how happy that would make me! I'm fucked in the head, just not the way normal teenagers are so it's all good.

Well my best friend and I are just huge dorks who like to walk around coming up with slang for things, we actually changed brain into skull because we thought it was more dramatic. I can't really give you a good enough snippet!
I'm getting my good glitter and glue stick for this one. You're a good kid, Mary - remember that. AP.net would be lacking without your daily doses of Pwn.

I'm just going to try using this "getting brain" term around some random people one day. Maybe at the bars or something, see where it gets me.

[Chris Fallon]

Oh I forgot the other part of your question.

I work at a radiology company where we get scans from hospitals all over washington. I see some weird shit.
Oooh, any good stories?

[lovely864md]

Lol, well maybe I should have apologized hahahaha

:shrug: Some are into that.

[lovely864md]

I'm getting my good glitter and glue stick for this one. You're a good kid, Mary - remember that. AP.net would be lacking without your daily doses of Pwn.

I'm just going to try using this "getting brain" term around some random people one day. Maybe at the bars or something, see where it gets me.

I always knew you were a glitter kind of guy.

I'm going to be gone for 3 weeks this summer, what are you going to do without me?

If you use it and it helps you to score you will be forever in debt to your 16 year old Internet girl BFF.

[Getup and Dance]

Oooh, any good stories?

A grandson ran into her grandmother in a car last week.

[Chris Fallon]

I always knew you were a glitter kind of guy.

I'm going to be gone for 3 weeks this summer, what are you going to do without me?

If you use it and it helps you to score you will be forever in debt to your 16 year old Internet girl BFF.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mariah-carey---glitter.jpg

Three weeks? Where you headed? Mrs.Sweeny Todd tour? This is bullshit!

So many skanks will love that line, so when I score, I will take pics once I'm through pummeling them with my cahhhk and send them to you haha

A grandson ran into her grandmother in a car last week.
Hahaha like, hit her? Hard? I'm sure you get some of the strangest things coming to you day after day.

[billyboatkid]

:shrug: Some are into that.

Okay I'm totally lost... haha

NVM

[Getup and Dance]

Hahaha like, hit her? Hard? I'm sure you get some of the strangest things coming to you day after day.

Yeah, she in between the car and a wall.

If you come to Seattle hit me up.

And watch out with the sex on those farms, I hear the cows are horny in E-burg

[lovely864md]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mariah-carey---glitter.jpg

Three weeks? Where you headed? Mrs.Sweeny Todd tour? This is bullshit!

So many skanks will love that line, so when I score, I will take pics once I'm through pummeling them with my cahhhk and send them to you haha


Hahaha like, hit her? Hard? I'm sure you get some of the strangest things coming to you day after day.

I'm following her around on her tour, all I want to do is touch her perfection once and all my flaws will be healed! It's my only hope.

Actually I have a week of camp in West Virginia and then right after a two week Midwest trip to see the family

Do it or you are not my BFF.

Okay I'm totally lost... haha

NVM

Some are into roughness, you may not need to apologize.

[yutsmcgee]

WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.

Unless you have already torn your own hymen, umm, messin with yourself. Also, some girls are born without hymens, in which case they experience less initial discomfort. Thanks college science class.

[Chris Fallon]

Yeah, she in between the car and a wall.

If you come to Seattle hit me up.

And watch out with the sex on those farms, I hear the cows are horny in E-burg
Holy shit, pinned too?! Oh man ... as bad as this sounds, that is too awesome not be be totally "WTF'd" by if you have that job.

Yeah, definitely dude - next time I go back home, it would be nice to have more than one person to hit the bars/clubs up with.

And just for the record ... the farm cows aren't the horny ones ... it's the ones you find right around closing time that latch onto me like a slice of deli meat that I have to keep an eye out for.

[Getup and Dance]

Holy shit, pinned too?! Oh man ... as bad as this sounds, that is too awesome not be be totally "WTF'd" by if you have that job.

Yeah, definitely dude - next time I go back home, it would be nice to have more than one person to hit the bars/clubs up with.

And just for the record ... the farm cows aren't the horny ones ... it's the ones you find right around closing time that latch onto me like a slice of deli meat that I have to keep an eye out for.

Yeah, I remember when I went to E-burg to visit people I saw some clumpers that I tried to avoid.

[Chris Fallon]

Unless you have already torn your own hymen, umm, messin with yourself. Also, some girls are born without hymens, in which case they experience less initial discomfort. Thanks college science class.
I was only speaking for the ones I've known personally. And there was some exaggeration, sarcasm in there ;-)

[Chris Fallon]

Yeah, I remember when I went to E-burg to visit people I saw some clumpers that I tried to avoid.
Why is it when I'm with a buddy, the good one goes to him and I get left with the girl who is crawling with STDs? And I mean that literally - I can practically smell it on her breath.

Oh, the life I lead... hahaha

[Getup and Dance]

Why is it when I'm with a buddy, the good one goes to him and I get left with the girl who is crawling with STDs? And I mean that literally - I can practically smell it on her breath.

Oh, the life I lead... hahaha

Haha, bring an ugly kid with you as a wingman. Thats what the girls do.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Unless you have already torn your own hymen, umm, messin with yourself. Also, some girls are born without hymens, in which case they experience less initial discomfort. Thanks college science class.

any girl who wears tampons have torn it. This is probably the number one thing that breaks it, not penetration

[lovely864md]

any girl who wears tampons have torn it. This is probably the number one thing that breaks it, not penetration

What??? That's completely not true!

[Chris Fallon]

I'm following her around on her tour, all I want to do is touch her perfection once and all my flaws will be healed! It's my only hope.

Actually I have a week of camp in West Virginia and then right after a two week Midwest trip to see the family

Do it or you are not my BFF.
Well, she certainly won't be around these parts for some time, so I guess you'll have to get your fix on the road.

For reals though, that sounds fun. Where you headed in the Midwest? Anywhere fun or Smalltown USA?

Haha, bring an ugly kid with you as a wingman. Thats what the girls do.
I thought I already was hahaha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

What??? That's completely not true!

ya, it is. Tampons break your hymen. I don't know why everyone has it cracked up in their head that sex hurts cause you "pop your cherry" the vagina canal is a muscle and just like any other muscle you've never used it's going to hurt clearly. Also you're usually nervous which makes you muscles more tight and tense. Bleeding can come from a torn hymen but its also if the guys on the bigger side or rougher side

[lovely864md]

Well, she certainly won't be around these parts for some time, so I guess you'll have to get your fix on the road.

For reals though, that sounds fun. Where you headed in the Midwest? Anywhere fun or Smalltown USA?


I thought I already was hahaha

Good, I can't stand her. You saw the post of me freaking out on her right?

Chicago, somewhere in Nebraska, Iowa, Colorado? I don't actually know when we'll be where, but I probably won't have internet access. I might get mobile internet but it kills my phone really quickly and I hate it on here because I miss a ton. I'm probably just going to make everyone text me constant updates of what's going on.

[lovely864md]

ya, it is. Tampons break your hymen

No they don't hahahahaha oh dear. What kind of sex ed were you enrolled in? Because it was horribly misleading if that's what they taught you.

[Getup and Dance]

Chris, I might take a trip to E-burg for a weekend cause im bored. Is it worth it to go their when Schools out for the summer, Meaning any key girls there?

[Chris Fallon]

Good, I can't stand her. You saw the post of me freaking out on her right?

Chicago, somewhere in Nebraska, Iowa, Colorado? I don't actually know when we'll be where, but I probably won't have internet access. I might get mobile internet but it kills my phone really quickly and I hate it on here because I miss a ton. I'm probably just going to make everyone text me constant updates of what's going on.
Yeah, I saw that. I lol'd hard, because it was like talking to a toddler - they see you mad, they see you yelling, but they just go "Huh?" Doesn't matter - I had enough of her stupidity.

Damn, you're Miss Jack Kerouac over there, globetrottin' hahaha - might want to think twice about Iowa though! haha

Chicago will be fun - never been there myself, but dude, it's Chi-Town. And lyke OMG FOB is from dere!

[lovely864md]

Yeah, I saw that. I lol'd hard, because it was like talking to a toddler - they see you mad, they see you yelling, but they just go "Huh?" Doesn't matter - I had enough of her stupidity.

Damn, you're Miss Jack Kerouac over there, globetrottin' hahaha - might want to think twice about Iowa though! haha

Chicago will be fun - never been there myself, but dude, it's Chi-Town. And lyke OMG FOB is from dere!

Yeah, I can't deal with her anymore, it's not funny it just pisses me off! And I was in fuch an awful mood that night. I was proud of how well I owned her though.

Hahaha fuck my life because all of that is via car. We don't even have family in Iowa! So I don't know why we're going there. Colorado will be cool though, I love it there. Chicago I've been to a million times.

I went to a FOB concert when I was in 8th grade hahahahahaha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

No they don't hahahahaha oh dear. What kind of sex ed were you enrolled in? Because it was horribly misleading if that's what they taught you.

your hymen is a thin layer of skin that is at the begining of your vagina. Unless you sticking a tampons in you ass then yes tampons can and do break your hymen.

[Chris Fallon]

Chris, I might take a trip to E-burg for a weekend cause im bored. Is it worth it to go their when Schools out for the summer, Meaning any key girls there?
I'm not sure yet. Summer session starts tomorrow, so weekends might be better starting this upcoming weekend. I went out for a short period last night and not much was happening in that area.

Anytime between now and August 5th might be best. You have friends who go here, right? I'm still debating if I want to stick around July 4th weekend or not - who knows what that will be like around here.

[Getup and Dance]

I'm not sure yet. Summer session starts tomorrow, so weekends might be better starting this upcoming weekend. I went out for a short period last night and not much was happening in that area.

Anytime between now and August 5th might be best. You have friends who go here, right? I'm still debating if I want to stick around July 4th weekend or not - who knows what that will be like around here.

Accually I dont know anyone that goes their now, I like to keep a profile in the Washington small college scene though. I hit up Western sometimes and havent hit up Central in over a year though.

[lovely864md]

your hymen is a thin layer of skin that is at the begining of your vagina. Unless you sticking a tampons in you ass then yes tampons can and do break your hymen.

No it's not (exactly) and no they don't. They aren't nearly big enough. Your vagina is not a closed hole, how do you think you're able to have your period before you use tampons? Tampons are much too small in diameter to break your hymen.

[Chris Fallon]

Yeah, I can't deal with her anymore, it's not funny it just pisses me off! And I was in fuch an awful mood that night. I was proud of how well I owned her though.

Hahaha fuck my life because all of that is via car. We don't even have family in Iowa! So I don't know why we're going there. Colorado will be cool though, I love it there. Chicago I've been to a million times.

I went to a FOB concert when I was in 8th grade hahahahahaha
Chris has got it all under control :-)

Damn, you are going to be poor from gas money. Holy shit, I can't even imagine how that would all be, not only with gas but the fact you are driving everywhere in the damn country! Wow, kudos to your family for that decision.

I went to an FOB show with like 30 kids in the venue years ago, so I'm no better haha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

No it's not (exactly) and no they don't. They aren't nearly big enough. Your vagina is not a closed hole, how do you think you're able to have your period before you use tampons? Tampons are much too small in diameter to break your hymen.

you do realize that it's located outside the vagina and a simple bike ride when you're six years old could break it with little or no pain or blood

[Chris Fallon]

Accually I dont know anyone that goes their now, I like to keep a profile in the Washington small college scene though. I hit up Western sometimes and havent hit up Central in over a year though.
Give me a weekend or two, and I'll give you a status report. It's quiet around here but I work with a friend who says the bars are still pretty happening during summer. Once I get a feel, I can let you know, because I have a buddy who wants to come here and I'm the same way with him. Last thing I want is it to be a letdown. haha

[lovely864md]

Chris has got it all under control :-)

Damn, you are going to be poor from gas money. Holy shit, I can't even imagine how that would all be, not only with gas but the fact you are driving everywhere in the damn country! Wow, kudos to your family for that decision.

I went to an FOB show with like 30 kids in the venue years ago, so I'm no better haha

Damn, you are like my staffer pimp.

No kudos! I hate long car rides with all of my soul. I'm going to want to kill every single person I encounter.

That's back when it was scene to like them and therefore acceptable!

you do realize that it's located outside the vagina and a simple bike ride when you're six years old could break it with little or no pain or blood

Yes, and therefore your statement about it being a thin layer over the vagina is wrong.

Remotely possible events are not the same as realistic ones.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Damn, you are like my staffer pimp.

No kudos! I hate long car rides with all of my soul. I'm going to want to kill every single person I encounter.

That's back when it was scene to like them and therefore acceptable!



Yes, and therefore your statement about it being a thin layer over the vagina is wrong.

Remotely possible events are not the same as realistic ones.

no therefore my statement about it being a thin layer over the vagina would be right. The constant pounding of riding a horse or a bike could cause it to break. I'm not going to sit here and bicker over something that's really not worth it.

[Getup and Dance]

Give me a weekend or two, and I'll give you a status report. It's quiet around here but I work with a friend who says the bars are still pretty happening during summer. Once I get a feel, I can let you know, because I have a buddy who wants to come here and I'm the same way with him. Last thing I want is it to be a letdown. haha

Alright, I hear the bars are crazy during the school year, I wasn't 21 when I went last time so I just drank with this girl I knew.

[lovely864md]

no therefore my statement about it being a thin layer over the vagina would be right. The constant pounding of riding a horse or a bike could cause it to break. I'm not going to sit here and bicker over something that's really not worth it.

I rode horses for 5 years and spent most of my childhood on my bike. Trust me, my hymen is very much intact and I know this for a fact.

[HelpMeSleep]

ya, it is. Tampons break your hymen. I don't know why everyone has it cracked up in their head that sex hurts cause you "pop your cherry" the vagina canal is a muscle and just like any other muscle you've never used it's going to hurt clearly. Also you're usually nervous which makes you muscles more tight and tense. Bleeding can come from a torn hymen but its also if the guys on the bigger side or rougher side
i am POSITIVE that's not true.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I rode horses for 5 years and spent most of my childhood on my bike. Trust me, my hymen is very much intact and I know this for a fact.

did the gyno tell you this? If not I wouldn' t be so sure. Also this doesn't happen to everyone clearly but it could break

[Chris Fallon]

Damn, you are like my staffer pimp.

No kudos! I hate long car rides with all of my soul. I'm going to want to kill every single person I encounter.

That's back when it was scene to like them and therefore acceptable!
:bow:

This is why you need AP.net mobile!

I'm legit - I've enjoyed FOB before many of their fans were born!

Alright, I hear the bars are crazy during the school year, I wasn't 21 when I went last time so I just drank with this girl I knew.
Almost too crazy sometimes - it can get downright uncomfortable, but I still manage to have fun.

Q: Was she hot, etc.?

[Chris Fallon]

If this helps ... my behymen is still intact.

[lovely864md]

did the gyno tell you this? If not I wouldn' t be so sure. Also this doesn't happen to everyone clearly but it could break

Yes.

It's purely hypothetical, and it pisses me off to see that misinformation spread because it's so untrue.

:bow:

This is why you need AP.net mobile!

I'm legit - I've enjoyed FOB before many of their fans were born!


Almost too crazy sometimes - it can get downright uncomfortable, but I still manage to have fun.

Q: Was she hot, etc.?

But it hurts my phone so much!

I remember the band that opened for them was this little band that no one knew...they were called Panic! At The Disco.

If this helps ... my behymen is still intact.

/discussion

[Chris Fallon]

But it hurts my phone so much!

I remember the band that opened for them was this little band that no one knew...they were called Panic! At The Disco.



/discussion
GHEY!

I can't even remember who I saw them with. They opened for someone who probably doesn't even exist anymore.

[lovely864md]

GHEY!

I can't even remember who I saw them with. They opened for someone who probably doesn't even exist anymore.

Hahaha still you actually get cred for seeing them back then!

I remember Panic blew up like 2 months later and I was one of those kids who was like "OMG I KNEW THEM BEFORE THEY WERE BIG, RESPECT PLEASE." God I was such a douche.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i am POSITIVE that's not true.how unfortunate

Yes.

It's purely hypothetical, and it pisses me off to see that misinformation spread because it's so untrue.



But it hurts my phone so much!

I remember the band that opened for them was this little band that no one knew...they were called Panic! At The Disco.



/discussion
alright well I'll be sure to tell my obgyn that he's failed as a doctor and should be sued for all of the false info he's been feeding people

[lovely864md]

how unfortunate


alright well I'll be sure to tell my obgyn that he's failed as a doctor and should be sued for all of the false info he's been feeding people

I'm sure it is possible in some crazy circumstance. But my substantial personal experience is going to win my opinion over a little more than what your OB/GYN memorized from a textbook in college.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm sure it is possible in some crazy circumstance. But my substantial personal experience is going to win my opinion over a little more than what your OB/GYN memorized from a textbook in college.

exactly your personal experience you shouldn't really assume no if you don't know

[lovely864md]

exactly your personal experience you shouldn't really assume no if you don't know

Take your own advice please.

I really don't care how misinformed you are, I tried to correct you and explain this to you but you seem intent on being close-minded. That's your choice.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Take your own advice please.

I really don't care how misinformed you are, I tried to correct you and explain this to you but you seem intent on being close-minded. That's your choice.

excuse me? Did you honestly just say how misinformed I am. If I'm not mistaken as far as I know tampons can still break your hymen and I am not going to sit here and argue over this when I know I'm right. I'm sure there's girls out there who use them and its not broken but this can and will continue to break it in some cases

[intensified]

exactly your personal experience you shouldn't really assume no if you don't know

What a slutty bitch.

I don't even fucking understand this reply, Mary. Haha.

[lovely864md]

Hahaha I love it when people continue to argue after arguments are over.

Leah since your my lesbo love I guess my hymen will never break, oh well!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

What a slutty bitch.

I don't even fucking understand this reply, Mary. Haha.

Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that I said something to make me all of the sudden "slutty" You all just have a lot to learn about life.

[Getup and Dance]

catfight

[intensified]

Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that I said something to make me all of the sudden "slutty" You all just have a lot to learn about life.

You need to learn a lot about proper grammar.

Hahaha I love it when people continue to argue after arguments are over.

Leah since your my lesbo love I guess my hymen will never break, oh well!

I am sorry but I had to say something.

Yes, I will never break your hymen, Mary.

catfight

Oh, yes. Evan, do protect me. I am terribly frightened by her cunning remarks.

[Getup and Dance]

You need to learn a lot about proper grammar.



I am sorry but I had to say something.

Yes, I will never break your hymen, Mary.



Oh, yes. Evan, do protect me. I am terribly frightened by her cunning remarks.

Accually I think we need to settle this argument in a KY wrestling match between you girls.

[lovely864md]

You need to learn a lot about proper grammar.



I am sorry but I had to say something.

Yes, I will never break your hymen, Mary.



Oh, yes. Evan, do protect me. I am terribly frightened by her cunning remarks.

No no not you, her.

Thanks babe

[xgirl-of-glassx]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.
awkward O.O

[intensified]

Accually I think we need to settle this argument in a KY wrestling match between you girls.

No, thanks. I would rather spoon out my eyeballs.

No no not you, her.

Thanks babe

Oh, I see.

No problem, you sexy woman.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You need to learn a lot about proper grammar.



I am sorry but I had to say something.

Yes, I will never break your hymen, Mary.



Oh, yes. Evan, do protect me. I am terribly frightened by her cunning remarks.

I can see this website means a lot to you. I'm sorry I don't to ruin the only thing that makes you feel happy.

[intensified]

I can see this website means a lot to you. I'm sorry I don't to ruin the only thing that makes you feel happy.

Again, type with proper grammar please.

Also, I am fascinated at how much you feel you already know about my life.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Again, type with proper grammar please.

Also, I am fascinated at how much you feel you already know about my life.

Would you like to edit me? I didn't realize that I was dealing with, what appears to be, the top student of her graduating class. Wow, I should feel honored to talk to someone of such high inteligence.

[intensified]

Would you like to edit me? I didn't realize what I was dealing with, what appears to be the top student of her graduating class. Wow, I should feel honored to talk to someone of such high intelligence.

*Fixed.

Have a nice day.

[hellogorgeous]

Hahahahaha

Now I am intrigued. All eyes on you, Jennifer.


I'll never tell.

[DickfaceChillah]

I cried in a girl's arms after she bled when I was like 16. I had no idea what was going on. It was a skewed version of the intro scene of Carrie.

Don't haight.

[hellogorgeous]

Give me a weekend or two, and I'll give you a status report. It's quiet around here but I work with a friend who says the bars are still pretty happening during summer. Once I get a feel, I can let you know, because I have a buddy who wants to come here and I'm the same way with him. Last thing I want is it to be a letdown. haha


I love that you said 'pretty happening' haha it made this thread my favorite.

[4N6 science]

I'll never tell.

Too late :shrug:

[AP_Punk]

I bled during my first time.

[intensified]

I cried in a girl's arms after she bled when I was like 16. I had no idea what was going on. It was a skewed version of the intro scene of Carrie.

Don't haight.

Epic.

I bled during my first time.

Haha, I love you. :shrug:

[AP_Punk]

:hug:

[Getup and Dance]

I bled during my first time.

Pics or it didnt happen

[AP_Punk]

Pics or it didnt happen

:goatse:

[hockeyguitar99]

That's a weird convo to have with a sister.

I have to agree with you there.

[m_rue]

There is if you get fucked by a machete.

Don't forget tennis racket handles. Ahaha.

[infamous_alias]

I rode horses for 5 years and spent most of my childhood on my bike. Trust me, my hymen is very much intact and I know this for a fact.

Just to throw in my two cents, she is right. Tampons, bike rides, vigorous exercise, all can and do result in thousands of broken hymens everyday. I'm not going to take the time to find an internet reference, but believe us, we're for realz.

[Chris Fallon]

Hahaha still you actually get cred for seeing them back then!

I remember Panic blew up like 2 months later and I was one of those kids who was like "OMG I KNEW THEM BEFORE THEY WERE BIG, RESPECT PLEASE." God I was such a douche.
CORRECTION: still are.

lololololol jkjk

Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that I said something to make me all of the sudden "slutty" You all just have a lot to learn about life.
Just simmer down. Breathe ... breathe ... feel better? Okay, let's all just hug it out.

I love that you said 'pretty happening' haha it made this thread my favorite.
Well, my mom says I'm the coolest guy around soooooo....

I bled during my first time.
Did he at least hold you after?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Just to throw in my two cents, she is right. Tampons, bike rides, vigorous exercise, all can and do result in thousands of broken hymens everyday. I'm not going to take the time to find an internet reference, but believe us, we're for realz.

it's nice to see someone actually has some form of intelligence. Maybe in few years they'll understand.

[paramore112107]

was he black or something?

Haha, funny.

[lovely864md]

CORRECTION: still are.

lololololol jkjk

Oh now that's just mean!

it's nice to see someone actually has some form of intelligence. Maybe in few years they'll understand.

You are the most argumentative person I have ever encountered. Let it go.

[thespearkid]

umm...little bit of blood from my experiences.


although my sister said she bleed alot. and for a few days after. she has messed up insides though.
Wincest?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You are the most argumentative person I have ever encountered. Let it go.

stubborn*

[awakeohsleeper]

Just to throw in my two cents, she is right. Tampons, bike rides, vigorous exercise, all can and do result in thousands of broken hymens everyday. I'm not going to take the time to find an internet reference, but believe us, we're for realz.
From what I have read, I would take this as being correct.



But why is everyone being so darn stubborn? Can we just not accept other people's views whether right or wrong? Oh wait... it is the Personal Life forum. My mistake.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

From what I have read, I would take this as being correct.



But why is everyone being so darn stubborn? Can we just not accept other people's views whether right or wrong? Oh wait... it is the Personal Life forum. My mistake.

stubborness and bickering is how most northener's say a warm welcoming.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

Just to throw in my two cents, she is right. Tampons, bike rides, vigorous exercise, all can and do result in thousands of broken hymens everyday. I'm not going to take the time to find an internet reference, but believe us, we're for realz.

True story, my ex never bled her first time due to tampons. Just sayin'

[Fallinto_rhythm]

alright well now that were all well aware that tampons can break your hymen, I think it's time to move on.

[4N6 science]

alright well now that were all well aware that tampons can break your hymen, I think it's time to move on.


good job Nikki, I will come to you for all my knowledge about females. :-)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

good job Nikki, I will come to you for all my knowledge about females. :-)

sounds like a deallll :)

[Chris Fallon]

it's nice to see someone actually has some form of intelligence. Maybe in few years they'll understand.
HEY! TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! And I dunno ... maybe get a sprinkler going, wear some bikinis ... fire up the Jello pool. Yeah.

Oh now that's just mean!
Yo girlie I be jus' playin' wit'cha

[xxOvercastKidxx]

WE GOT A BLEEDER!









Your first few times are gonna be rough; blood and extreme pain is part of the experience - your vagina will grow accustomed to it.

oh wow. sex sounds so fun now. :unsure:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

HEY! TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! And I dunno ... maybe get a sprinkler going, wear some bikinis ... fire up the Jello pool. Yeah.


Yo girlie I be jus' playin' wit'cha

sprinklers wearing biknis and not t-shirts? hmmmmm This doesn't sound like much of a party to me

[Getup and Dance]

sprinklers wearing biknis and not t-shirts? hmmmmm This doesn't sound like much of a party to me

Me and Chris will rub you girls down with KY Jelly first and ref the fun.

[Smash Adams]

sprinklers wearing biknis and not t-shirts? hmmmmm This doesn't sound like much of a party to me

sounds like one to me :shrug:

and the only time a girl should bleed is when you punch her in the face

[Getup and Dance]

sounds like one to me :shrug:

and the only time a girl should bleed is when you punch her in the face

What about when they cut themselves making dinner?

[Chris Fallon]

sprinklers wearing biknis and not t-shirts? hmmmmm This doesn't sound like much of a party to me
The apparel worn does not matter to me as it will be off after a few minutes anyway.

Me and Chris will rub you girls down with KY Jelly first and ref the fun.
Cabana Boys to the rescue!!!!

sounds like one to me :shrug:

and the only time a girl should bleed is when you punch her in the face
Or Falcon Punch, which will be internal bleeding (that still counts)!

[4N6 science]

sounds like a deallll :)


thanks!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Me and Chris will rub you girls down with KY Jelly first and ref the fun. no wayyyy. Whipped creme

sounds like one to me :shrug:

and the only time a girl should bleed is when you punch her in the face that's only if you're a rough fighter.

The apparel worn does not matter to me as it will be off after a few minutes anyway.


Cabana Boys to the rescue!!!!


Or Falcon Punch, which will be internal bleeding (that still counts)!what's the fun in that?

[Chris Fallon]

no wayyyy. Whipped creme

that's only if you're a rough fighter.

what's the fun in that?
How about whipped cream bikinis instead?

And instead of fighting, licking?

[Getup and Dance]

How about whipped cream bikinis instead?

And instead of fighting, licking?

Is this an AP.net sponsored event?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

How about whipped cream bikinis instead?

And instead of fighting, licking?I can't make any promises, but a few strings can be pulled just for you

Is this an AP.net sponsored event?
yes! Free admission

[HelpMeSleep]

oh wow. sex sounds so fun now. :unsure:
don't worry, it's worth it anyways. ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

bump for vaginal lulz.

[kwsqd]

good work dave

[DaveZeroZero]

I do my best for vajayjays.

[kwsqd]

I'm really shocked and disappointed in myself... I just scanned this thread and I didn't find one post of mine! Obviously... I was slacking.

[DaveZeroZero]

I was surprised to see that this is only my third post in here as well

I felt that I should be included somehow

[kwsqd]

we should energize the discussion again.

[DaveZeroZero]

http://nxtbot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/energizer-bunny.jpg

it's so energized, it's unreal.

[kwsqd]

we need women!

[DaveZeroZero]

vaginateam, assemble!

[mynameisX]

vaginateam, assemble!

You crack me up, Dave, no lie.

[DaveZeroZero]

You crack me up, Dave, no lie.
haha, swt =]

how're you, Kim?

[Burning Star IV]

Lulz.

[SomedayTheFire]

vaginateam, assemble!

brilliant :-d

[Yoakinawa]

It doesn't matter if it's your first time or your hundredth time... blood is always a possibility... It sucks, but it's usually worth it. =]

[thespearkid]

Q. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A. See you next month.

[Yoakinawa]

Q. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A. See you next month.

Gew.

[bigblue2015]

Haha when I saw that this thread was bumped, I had a feeling it was Dave. I was not disappointed. Good job.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

and if she's right, love her. And if she's tight, FUCK HER!

[swt_catastrophe]

and if she's right, love her. And if she's tight, FUCK HER!
i just got on, and this is the first thing i saw... wtf.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i just got on, and this is the first thing i saw... wtf.

it's a song.

[Schmidty Says]

Not about first times, but a friend of mine at work told me a story about what a friend of his did. this black dude was fucking some hot mom, giving it to her in the ass. The black dude says to her "damn baby, your asshole sure is moist." Turns out, she was bleeding all over his shit because he ripped her asshole.

When I heard that storym I lol'd.

[NickLopez]

Not about first times, but a friend of mine at work told me a story about what a friend of his did. this black dude was fucking some hot mom, giving it to her in the ass. The black dude says to her "damn baby, your asshole sure is moist." Turns out, she was bleeding all over his shit because he ripped her asshole.

When I heard that storym I lol'd.
Ow.

[swt_catastrophe]

Not about first times, but a friend of mine at work told me a story about what a friend of his did. this black dude was fucking some hot mom, giving it to her in the ass. The black dude says to her "damn baby, your asshole sure is moist." Turns out, she was bleeding all over his shit because he ripped her asshole.

When I heard that storym I lol'd.
oh god, ouch.
ewwwwww.

[mynameisX]

haha, swt =]

how're you, Kim?


I've been better.

[HelpMeSleep]

bump for vaginal lulz.
hey Dave, thanks for loling at the expense of my vagina.

[thesafeword]

He just wants your vagina.

[JJJ]

Not about first times, but a friend of mine at work told me a story about what a friend of his did. this black dude was fucking some hot mom, giving it to her in the ass. The black dude says to her "damn baby, your asshole sure is moist." Turns out, she was bleeding all over his shit because he ripped her asshole.

When I heard that storym I lol'd.

:jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[argg_xo]

i thought this was a new thread and was confused. then i realized it was bumped for vagina lolz.

[HelpMeSleep]

i thought this was a new thread and was confused. then i realized it was bumped for vagina lolz.
haha. I was looking at my subscriptions and I saw it was just like oh god wtf who bumped that.

[argg_xo]

haha. I was looking at my subscriptions and I saw it was just like oh god wtf who bumped that.
hahahahahaha. it's even funnier that dave bumped it just for lolz.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahahahaha. it's even funnier that dave bumped it just for lolz.
hahaha seriously. I was expecting it to be like some random girl who never posts and happened to have just had sex for the first time and wanted to discuss her bleeding vagina. oh Dave lol.

[argg_xo]

hahaha seriously. I was expecting it to be like some random girl who never posts and happened to have just had sex for the first time and wanted to discuss her bleeding vagina. oh Dave lol.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! nope, it's just dave, being dave! haha that seriously made me laugh out loud!

[HelpMeSleep]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! nope, it's just dave, being dave! haha that seriously made me laugh out loud!
hahaha. I'm glad we're getting some vaginal lulz out of it since that's why he bumped it. :-d

[argg_xo]

hahaha. I'm glad we're getting some vaginal lulz out of it since that's why he bumped it. :-d
especially since it's so dead on here tonight.

[spansen]

your first time? what?

[thesafeword]

SEX! SHE IS TALKlNG ABOUT SEX!

[HelpMeSleep]

especially since it's so dead on here tonight.
lol definitely. although I'm still wasting my time on here when I have plenty of homework and cleaning to do instead.

your first time? what?
thank Dave. :-) it wasn't that long ago though. shocking.

[JJJ]

I've had a girl bleed on my hand, then I preceded to scream "ewwwwwwwwwwww!"

[HelpMeSleep]

SEX! SHE IS TALKlNG ABOUT SEX!
haha. although I think he didn't know it was old and was more objecting to it being my first time.

[marchofmarty]

This used to be a huge phobia of mine when I was like 14 or 15

[spansen]

you lost your virginity only 3 months ago, yet have had the infamous boy already? sheesh, you must be good.

[spansen]

I've had a girl bleed on my hand, then I preceded to scream "ewwwwwwwwwwww!"
haha. i had a similar experience. after fingerring an ex i noticed a while later i had some dried blood inbetween fingers.. not a lot of it by any means or anything..

but just a little. and i wasn't bleeding. she was a day or two removed from her period, so i guess it hangs out for a little bit before cleaning itself out.

[HelpMeSleep]

you lost your virginity only 3 months ago, yet have had the infamous boy already? sheesh, you must be good.
I lost my virginity to him three months ago. I've only ever had sex with one person.

[spansen]

well, i figured as much.. but it's crazy that there's such a story behind it now.

[JJJ]

haha. i had a similar experience. after fingerring an ex i noticed a while later i had some dried blood inbetween fingers.. not a lot of it by any means or anything..

but just a little. and i wasn't bleeding. she was a day or two removed from her period, so i guess it hangs out for a little bit before cleaning itself out.

Yea, mine wasn't a blood bath, but it was enough to gross me the fuck out

[HelpMeSleep]

well, i figured as much.. but it's crazy that there's such a story behind it now.
well he'd been asking me out since high school when I was like 15 and I kept saying no and then we talked on and off for three years, so I guess there was a lot of history there before we ever got together in the spring or before we ever had sex.

[DaveZeroZero]

I've been better.
whyy?

hey Dave, thanks for loling at the expense of my vagina.
He just wants your vagina.
this.

i thought this was a new thread and was confused. then i realized it was bumped for vagina lolz.
hahahahahaha. it's even funnier that dave bumped it just for lolz.
hahaha seriously. I was expecting it to be like some random girl who never posts and happened to have just had sex for the first time and wanted to discuss her bleeding vagina. oh Dave lol.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! nope, it's just dave, being dave! haha that seriously made me laugh out loud!
hahaha. I'm glad we're getting some vaginal lulz out of it since that's why he bumped it. :-d
I'm so proud :-)

especially since it's so dead on here tonight.
death and vaginas go together pefectly.

haha. although I think he didn't know it was old and was more objecting to it being my first time.
no, I was just bumping it for the lulz ^_^

Yea, mine wasn't a blood bath, but it was enough to gross me the fuck out
YOU HAVE A VAGINA!?

Yeah, that'd gross me the fuck out, too.

[HelpMeSleep]

this.
:nod:

I'm so proud :-)
you should be :]

no, I was just bumping it for the lulz ^_^
haha I know. I wasn't talking about you.

YOU HAVE A VAGINA!?

Yeah, that'd gross me the fuck out, too.
hahaha :-d

[JJJ]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA!?

Yeah, that'd gross me the fuck out, too.

I see what you did theree

[Chris Fallon]

zomgz mandi u r such a slutzer lulz

[Sarbear]

I dunno yet, I'll let you know in a few days..

bwahahahaha. :)

I'm SCUURRREDDDD!

[spansen]

huh?

[bigblue2015]

I bled the first time......the first time I got into a knife fight with a hooker.

[HelpMeSleep]

zomgz mandi u r such a slutzer lulz
haha. gee, thanks Chris. I love you too. :-p

I bled the first time......the first time I got into a knife fight with a hooker.
who won?

[bigblue2015]

haha. gee, thanks Chris. I love you too. :-p


who won?

Not me...:-(

[HelpMeSleep]

Not me...:-(
awww. :-( you should avoid those scary hookers from now on.

[bigblue2015]

awww. :-( you should avoid those scary hookers from now on.


Yeah...they're a lot tougher than they look. Especially when you don't pay them.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah...they're a lot tougher than they look. Especially when you don't pay them.
not paying a hooker... I'd say you got off lucky then. nothing would piss me off more than fucking someone and not getting paid for it if I were a hooker.

[Sventhegreat]

I bled the first time......the first time I got into a knife fight with a hooker.

I mean, that will do it.

[swt_catastrophe]

not paying a hooker... I'd say you got off lucky then. nothing would piss me off more than fucking someone and not getting paid for it if I were a hooker.
hahahah. i don't think i'll ever be able to wrap my head around the fact that a guy asked you to pay him...

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahah. i don't think i'll ever be able to wrap my head around the fact that a guy asked you to pay him...
haha. makes for a good story at least. he and I both have said some of the most retarded shit to each other. it's unbelievable.

[PezMullet]

Never trust something that bleeds more than 5 days in a row without dying

[HelpMeSleep]

Never trust something that bleeds more than 5 days in a row without dying
do you have personal experience in these matters?

[Chris Fallon]

Never trust something that bleeds more than 5 days in a row without dying
South Park movie!

[thesafeword]

I dunno yet, I'll let you know in a few days..

bwahahahaha. :)

I'm SCUURRREDDDD!

South Park movie!
Ellensburg, huh? We just kicked the shit out of you in football. You're both probably too old to care, but still.

[Chris Fallon]

Ellensburg, huh? We just kicked the shit out of you in football. You're both probably too old to care, but still.
I just go to college here. I don't even know where the high school is hahaha

[thesafeword]

Haha, Central? I drove through there once. And she hasn't even lost her virginity, so I'm assuming that she still lives at home.

[4N6 science]

I bleed every time.

[HelpMeSleep]

Haha, Central? I drove through there once. And she hasn't even lost her virginity, so I'm assuming that she still lives at home.
haha I'm pretty sure that's Chris's girlfriend and I'm pretty sure she was joking.

I bleed every time.
sounds like a jolly old time.

[Chris Fallon]

Haha, Central? I drove through there once. And she hasn't even lost her virginity, so I'm assuming that she still lives at home.
Yup, we are both Wildcats.

And LOL -- I love how you said she must live at home hahaha - Nah, we are two kids on our own ... like Jack and Diane.

haha I'm pretty sure that's Chris's girlfriend and I'm pretty sure she was joking.
Her behymen is still intact. Mine, however ... nevermind.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yup, we are both Wildcats.

And LOL -- I love how you said she must live at home hahaha - Nah, we are two kids on our own ... like Jack and Diane.


Her behymen is still intact. Mine, however ... nevermind.
goddammit. you completely got the stupid Wildcats song from High School Musical stuck in my head when you said that. X-)

[Chris Fallon]

goddammit. you completely got the stupid Wildcats song from High School Musical stuck in my head when you said that. X-)
:hitself:

I'm going to send you some punk rock music and metal records so you can get something awesome stuck in your head. Sound good? I say yes!