Summertime

[bobby runs]

and everyone's easy....


It's summer and people will be letting loose. Post any hook-up stories

[xXaLLiOo]

how ironic. i spent my school year like that. now its summer and i'm in a relationship.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

how ironic. i spent my school year like that. now its summer and i'm in a relationship.

with the guy you'd be waiting for? congrats!

[argg_xo]

oh man! my easy sleazy time was back in the fall!

[Roboman]

Really? Where are these easy people? Somewhere outside of my house? Meh.

[4N6 science]

summer time isn't easy... I gotta back to school for hook-up stories..

[PadraicPrincess]

hooked up with a new macbook. it counts.

[hellogorgeous]

If you're quoting sublime, it's "summertime and the livin's easy"

[Willy McFurgle]

oh man! my easy sleazy time was back in the fall!

we can fix that

[amysaurus]

Ugh I would never hook up with anyone from back home. That's just weird. All my good stories are from school :shrug: But I guess we'll see

[argg_xo]

we can fix that

summer lovin'!!

[wewascontenders]

I hooked up with my friends ex after she slapped the shit out of him. Interesting night.

[Willy McFurgle]

summer lovin'!!

Holla!

[argg_xo]

Holla!

i'm waiting........

[Willy McFurgle]

i'm waiting........
:cupid:

[argg_xo]

yes!

[lovely864md]

Bobby, post your own stories.

[hockeyguitar99]

I was waiting for someone to makeup a wildly outlandish and obviously sarcastic story because everyone seems to be going against this thread

[wewascontenders]

Oh, and Jesus gave me head.

[bobby runs]

If you're quoting sublime, it's "summertime and the livin's easy"
no shit. i changed it
Bobby, post your own stories.
I will.

When I get time.

[jusscali]

I got dumped right before the end of school - I wanna fuck like its noone's business

[lovely864md]

Oh, and Jesus gave me head.

Was it divine?

[wewascontenders]

Was it divine?

He bit me.

[lovely864md]

He bit me.

:shrug: The dude is into eating flesh, what did you expect?

[bobby runs]

Para Maria

So Friday i hooked up with one of my friends and it got messy which sucked cause she didn't have anything to clean up afterwards. it was awkward after that.

[pilot_light_out]

this thread has failed me so far

[wewascontenders]

:shrug: The dude is into eating flesh, what did you expect?

But seriously, he broke skin.

Para Maria

So Friday i hooked up with one of my friends and it got messy which sucked cause she didn't have anything to clean up afterwards. it was awkward after that.

Make her lick it up.

[lovely864md]

Gracias Roberto

I believe you somewhat told me this story already, but you didn't mention that part. Uh oh!

[lovely864md]

But seriously, he broke skin.



Make her lick it up.

He's also into drinking blood.

[wewascontenders]

He's also into drinking blood.

Fuck, had I known that he wouldn't have been allowed anywhere near it.

[lovely864md]

Fuck, had I known that he wouldn't have been allowed anywhere near it.

Come on now Greg! Very poor judgement on your part.

[wewascontenders]

I know, he probably has AIDS too.

[lovely864md]

How on earth did Jesus get AIDS?

[bobby runs]

But seriously, he broke skin.



Make her lick it up.
she barely is willing to give me a handjob

[bobby runs]

Gracias Roberto

I believe you somewhat told me this story already, but you didn't mention that part. Uh oh!
how did you know that my real name is roberto???

and yeah. it was only awkward for like the ride to my house.

and i left my phone in her car so i didnt get until sunday which sucked ballls.

[jusscali]

she barely is willing to give me a handjob
Well then you should barely be able to date her. Life's too short

[thespearkid]

How on earth did Jesus get AIDS?
God loves irony.

[lovely864md]

how did you know that my real name is roberto???

and yeah. it was only awkward for like the ride to my house.

and i left my phone in her car so i didnt get until sunday which sucked ballls.

You said my name in Spanish, I just did the same! My parents almost named me Maria, I wish they had.

Is this a girl you like or are you just hooking up?

[wewascontenders]

How on earth did Jesus get AIDS?

He said you gave him it.

[bobby runs]

Well then you should barely be able to date her. Life's too short
i did date her.

but thats over and done with. shes a good friend but not what i want in a girlfriend

[lovely864md]

He said you gave him it.

That lying son of a bitch!

[jusscali]

i did date her.

but thats over and done with. shes a good friend but not what i want in a girlfriend
It would appear so

[wewascontenders]

Or maybe it was herpes that you gave him. I don't really remember.

[bobby runs]

You said my name in Spanish, I just did the same! My parents almost named me Maria, I wish they had.

Is this a girl you like or are you just hooking up?
ex/friend
but friend comes first

and im just hooking up with her.
although we did it again today at my house and i have a feeling it was the last time.

but who gives a fuck, i have orientation this week

[bobby runs]

It would appear so
look what i just posted whnen i quoted mary

[lovely864md]

Or maybe it was herpes that you gave him. I don't really remember.

I hope he passed it on to you, asshole.

ex/friend
but friend comes first

and im just hooking up with her.
although we did it again today at my house and i have a feeling it was the last time.

but who gives a fuck, i have orientation this week

Ah okay. Sorry (if something went wrong, which I'm just assuming because you said it was the last time).

Oh yeah aren't you going to Kansas?

[bobby runs]

I hope he passed it on to you, asshole.



Ah okay. Sorry (if something went wrong, which I'm just assuming because you said it was the last time).

Oh yeah aren't you going to Kansas?
nothing bad happened. its just she was kinda quite after that.

and i leave tomorrow at 1 my time. so expect text tomorrow cause i have like two lay overs. although if you're studying for an important class i understand.

[lovely864md]

nothing bad happened. its just she was kinda quite after that.

and i leave tomorrow at 1 my time. so expect text tomorrow cause i have like two lay overs. although if you're studying for an important class i understand.

I have a final at 11:30 but I will be out of there at 1:30 and probably bored out of my mind waiting for my ride home, so text away.

[bobby runs]

I have a final at 11:30 but I will be out of there at 1:30 and probably bored out of my mind waiting for my ride home, so text away.
yeah i'll be in the airport at that tim.
did you forget three hour difference????

[bobby runs]

I wonder what will happen this week while I'm in Kansas????
i dont want mary to own this thread

[lovely864md]

yeah i'll be in the airport at that tim.
did you forget three hour difference????

I realized it after typing and was too lazy to go back, so I let you work it out.

I wonder what will happen this week while I'm in Kansas????
i dont want mary to own this thread

Oh now I'm going to have to own it. Gotta live up to the avatar!

[Gumbyjag]

I lost my virginity a couple of weeks ago. :shrug:

[bobby runs]

I lost my virginity a couple of weeks ago. :shrug:
thats cool

im still with my card

[bobby runs]

I realized it after typing and was too lazy to go back, so I let you work it out.



Oh now I'm going to have to own it. Gotta live up to the avatar!
i dunno

i just didnt use the multi quote feature right now. soo who knows????

[updownleftright]

i got with my ex last week but then started to like a different girl so i'm putting that whole summer fling off for right now. i just got to get rid of this monster bite on my neck before i see her this weekend. : /

[Gumbyjag]

thats cool

im still with my card

keep it for a nice girl. one of my friends just did it as a favor to me, i am still alone and lame.

[Renee]

I realized it after typing and was too lazy to go back, so I let you work it out.



Oh now I'm going to have to own it. Gotta live up to the avatar!
OH! I so get it now. I thought it was threads, like clothes. It all makes sense now.
I'm slow, stfu

keep it for a nice girl. one of my friends just did it as a favor to me, i am still alone and lame.
Was it pitty sex?

[Gumbyjag]

Was it pity sex?

In a way. The way she put it was that she was doing a favor for me. We both had fun though, I did better than I thought I would. She had no sense of experimentation, I was on top the whole time.

[DannySniper]

Bah, I wish it was summer...kinda.

Actually no, I like winter better.

False alarm.

[bobby runs]

any new hook ups???