Kazaa Porn Recommendations

[worldstheory]

It doesn't take much time of having a P2P program installed on your computer to realize that P2P is an amazing resource for downloading pornographic videos. Unfortunately there are so damn many results that it's hard to determine what is worth downloading and what is garbage. So I'm turning to you guys to give me suggestions about what's the best porno Kazaa has to offer.

I'll tell you right now that I think most amateur porno is crap (although if you have a really amazing example of good amateur porn, I'd love to hear about it). But I'm mostly more into the professional style of porn with good editing, reasonable video quality, and great content.

I'm mostly into girl-on-girl, but girls getting humped by guys are ok as long as the guys are not old, fat, hairy, or sleazy looking. And of course the girls have to be hotter than life.

I've already discovered the CDgirls videos, so probably something of that caliber.

Anybody wanna help me out?

[AlwaysPunkin45]

Haha, you are one crazy motha f*cker! Try searching for "Girls playing twister" or "Lesbians playing twister" i guess its amateur but it had me going for awhile, its not really a movie or anything more of a clip but I guess thats what you get when you have a 56k modem and a 5 year old computer...good luck with your porn, heh.

[worldstheory]

Thanks for the... help...?? Anyone else?

[charly horse]

I'm sorry, but i cannot help you with your porn research. But, i will offer some personal porn.......;)

[worldstheory]

I'm sorry, but i cannot help you with your porn research. But, i will offer some personal porn.......;)
I'm waiting...

Come on Lish, don't tease me like this!!

[charly horse]

muahahahaha.......
i'm testing your strength, so you can become the good little christian boy i know you have deep down inside of you.......

[prettylush_]

Porns fucking awesome.

We get porn on basic cable here, hahaha. And in the summer I bought me some porn.
Yes, I am a girl.

How about Jenna Jamieson? I can't spell her last name.

[towhatend]

Basic Cable porn is shitty, but i guess Showcase is pretty educational porn.

[open mind]

they have porn on the internet?i had no idea,next they'll have penis enlarging pills you can get over the internet i bet.

[FarPastGone]

Hahaha..........oh man this thread is funny/incredibly awesome, anyways the girl twister stuff is really good...........like AlwaysPunkin45 said, I don't really no that name of much of the porn I watch.........

[worldstheory]

We get porn on basic cable here, hahaha.Yeah? But it's probably that shitty softcore porn like they have on Cinemax.

[worldstheory]

muahahahaha.......
i'm testing your strength, so you can become the good little christian boy i know you have deep down inside of you.......Hey, who told?

[mwhpunk]

hmmmm porn
good stuff but i prefer making my own.

[Alex Djaferis]

hmmmm porn
good stuff but i prefer making my own.

yeah real interaction is more fun. :)

[mwhpunk]

yeah real interaction is more fun. :)
you are exactly correct.
i don't think there is too many things that are better than it.

[worldstheory]

So... Kazaa... ANYBODY have ANY recommendations??

[richter915]

ok first off I thought you were this hardcore christian kid??? oh well. I'd go with anything from Chick Trick...the best one in my opinion is Chick Trick - Cassie. Can't beat that one. So good.

[FallingOut]

Ember
Christine Young

[worldstheory]

ok first off I thought you were this hardcore christian kid???Hey, nobody's perfect!!!

Thanks for the recommendation.

[charly horse]

virgins are the best brenton ;) :-*

[Mercy Medical]

Hey, nobody's perfect!!!

Thanks for the recommendation.
"Shame, shame know your name!" - The Goonies

[worldstheory]

virgins are the best brenton ;) :-*
What? I'm the best? Thanks for the compliment.

[charly horse]

of course you sexy stud you.

[worldstheory]

of course you sexy stud you.
wink-wink

[charly horse]

:lips:
i suggest you get aim so you can talk to me......

[worldstheory]

:lips:
i suggest you get aim so you can talk to me......
I don't have AIM.

[charly horse]

get aim... duh....

[worldstheory]

But YOU would be the only person I would talk to on it.

get msn... duh...

[SwingingMics]

Who doesn't have AIM these days?

[worldstheory]

Who doesn't have AIM these days?
The only people I know that have AIM are all o'y'alls on this forum. Of all the people I know in real life (in person), NOBODY has it.

[SwingingMics]

The only people I know that have AIM are all o'y'alls on this forum. Of all the people I know in real life (in person), NOBODY has it.
It's the complete opposite for me. Everyone I know has AIM, and no one has MSN.......................strange.

[charly horse]

i used to have msn, and i still "have" msn, it just doesn't work.

[SwingingMics]

i used to have msn, and i still "have" msn, it just doesn't work.
I have a question about your sig.

You have:

-lish
it's the cool thing to do. -----> Does that refer to it's cool to do you?

[charly horse]

yes, and no...... i guess now that i think about it, it is cool to do me ;) ;).... but when i put it in there, i was talking about putting my name in my sig, because obviously having your name in your sig is the coolest thing EVER.

[SwingingMics]

I see. Well I am going to take it as it's cool to do you.

I'll have to put my name in my sig than, gotta be cool.

[worldstheory]

yes, and no...... i guess now that i think about it, it is cool to do me ;) ;).... but when i put it in there, i was talking about putting my name in my sig, because obviously having your name in your sig is the coolest thing EVER.
I put my name in my sig cause I was tired of people calling me "worldstheory".

[worldstheory]

the thing under your name is my actual name. weird.
HAHA! That's true! I actually got it from a line by Brand New four or five days ago, in the song Magazines... "Girl come to me, the only broken-hearted loser you'll ever need, or I'll be left alone forever with my magazines." Is that where you got it?

I actually would have put "the only broken-hearted loser you'll ever need" if there was enough room, but it wouldn't let me, so I had to shorten it. I think it pretty much describes how I've been feeling ever since Wednesday morning.

[charly horse]

boys are dumb

[worldstheory]

boys are dumb
39 replies, and only two or three of them were what I was looking for.

[charly horse]

i told you i will give you porn, meet me on main street. By that tree, you know which one im talking about?

[worldstheory]

At first I was going to say "Wait... Main Street in WHAT TOWN?" But then I was like "Oh, the one with the tree." Gotcha.

[charly horse]

haha, silly silly boy you are. Yep, i'll be waiting, at THAT tree, on main street. For you, and then. Then we're going to go back to my place. and i'm going to rape the shit out of you my sexy sexy stud. ;)

[worldstheory]

Wow, now I'm smiling big.

[charly horse]

haha, I like those christian boys.

[worldstheory]

haha, I like those christian boys.
So YOU are the woman that the book of Proverbs warned me about!!! :shock:

[charly horse]

OO, yes, yes i am.

[SwingingMics]

OO, yes, yes i am.
You must be really old than.

[worldstheory]

You must be really old than.
Or maybe those passages were prophetic.

[charly horse]

haha, im 1230485...... im old and rinkly.

[SwingingMics]

Or maybe those passages were prophetic.
Impossible.

[SwingingMics]

Oh, and since the Bible was just brought up, this is a good segueway to bring up a question

have either of you read "The Da Vinci Code"? I just got it a couple days ago and finished it last night, it's pretty fuckin good.

[charly horse]

no, but i;ve heard it was very good.

[SwingingMics]

It's really good. And crazy.

[worldstheory]

haha, im 1230485...... im old and rinkly.
No you're not! I've seen your pictures!!!

[charly horse]

yea, i really want to read it. Haha this is funny, brenton's thread about porn has turned into talk about the bible...

[worldstheory]

Never read it, but I've seen The Omega Code. It kind of sucks.

[charly horse]

i really want to show you guys my new hair! but i can't find my camera.

[worldstheory]

yea, i really want to read it. Haha this is funny, brenton's thread about porn has turned into talk about the bible...
It's true.

[charly horse]

muah brenton. I love you still, all christian parts of you. I love corrupting them. ;). but i'm off to sleep. Im tired and it's past my bed time.

[SwingingMics]

Well, I'd definitely pick up "the da vinci code" as well as john grisham's new book "the last juror" it took me just under two days to finish them both. And now I'm reading Lincoln: A Novel, by Gore Vidal and it's 655 pages, gonna keep me occupied for a couple more days.

[worldstheory]

i really want to show you guys my new hair! but i can't find my camera.
I have many new hairs. Many of them are on my head.

[charly horse]

no, but my new hairs are a different color. :-P silly.

[worldstheory]

no, but my new hairs are a different color. :-P silly.
Whoa... are they gray? Because you are pretty old...

[aurora]

I was going to say something slightly evil and slightly funny in the beginning of this thread but I refrained.
:sealed:

[CstSnow]

Dude probably got so many viruses.

[swirlofhues]

i can only assume what you were searching on here for this to come up

[J.C.]

Saw the title and assumed 2003.

[CstSnow]

i can only assume what you were searching on here for this to come up

Haha, just for recommendations actually, but this was amusing.

[solanka]

I've already discovered the CDgirls videos, so probably something of that caliber.


cross-dressing girls? homo

[swirlofhues]

this thread just made me search "porn" as the title on ap just to see how many threads there were. i was assuming there'd be like 1 or 2 full pages, but looks like there's 5 pages worth..

http://absolutepunk.net/search.php?searchid=30270102

[lightcollapse]

Haha, you are one crazy motha f*cker! Try searching for "Girls playing twister" or "Lesbians playing twister" i guess its amateur but it had me going for awhile, its not really a movie or anything more of a clip but I guess thats what you get when you have a 56k modem and a 5 year old computer...good luck with your porn, heh.

WHAT THE FUCK. JUST WHAT THE FUCK.

[ArTkY_]

Awesome thread.

[*crying stars*]

this thread just made me search "porn" as the title on ap just to see how many threads there were. i was assuming there'd be like 1 or 2 full pages, but looks like there's 5 pages worth..

http://absolutepunk.net/search.php?searchid=30270102

I mean, people are already on the Internet posting. I think they call it "multitasking".

This is a classy community.

[Dubui_209]

you are exactly correct.
i don't think there is too many things that are better than it.
There isn't

[Domenic182]

http://www.movietrimmer.com/content/default/english/images/movies/41313_3.jpg

[ivantoar]

katzporn.com

[ted is lying]

have you tried Miley Cyrus, I'm sure there has to be a video somewhere of her.