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TheOtherAndrew
06/18/08, 02:45 PM
Mine would undoubtedly be "Bells and Whistles" by Andrew Jackson Jihad.

List yours.

Machu505
06/18/08, 03:03 PM
Probably that.

hollycroftpop
06/19/08, 12:26 PM
"A0001" by Thursday.

KatieKutthroat.
06/19/08, 12:29 PM
Too many to list.

checkered.stars
06/19/08, 12:31 PM
Hahaha

I don't even think I know any songs discussing dead pregnant women, except for a BMTH song.

handlikesecret
06/19/08, 12:32 PM
Stairway to Heaven

OdeToTheSun
06/19/08, 12:34 PM
November Rain

Regards
06/19/08, 12:37 PM
Anything by Godspeed You!

micahistheballs
06/19/08, 12:38 PM
Well this joke has run its course. But definitely Wouldn't It Be Nice (to kill your mother) by the Beach Boys

kwsqd
06/19/08, 12:51 PM
Blink 182 - All the Small Things

The_kok
06/19/08, 01:07 PM
mine is 'beat it' by micheal jackson

that's also my pick for Favorite song that is about raping 11 year olds and leaving them after peeing in their mouth

SLoT
06/19/08, 01:09 PM
mine is 'beat it' by micheal jackson

that's also my pick for Favorite song that is about raping 11 year olds and leaving them after peeing in their mouth
is that the new R Kelly ft. MJ hit?

The_kok
06/19/08, 01:10 PM
no, he did it befo' dat shiz wus fly, yo!

AP_Punk
06/19/08, 01:12 PM
I have often wondered if a pregnant woman is decapitated, will the baby survive, will the baby survive?
Oh, and I have often wondered if that baby lives his life, what kind of life will the baby lead, and will the baby ever be happy?
No, his heart will be bloated and swollen, just like his soul.
Too big to fit in his body.

And I don't think that I can take it.
And I don't think that you can take it.
And I know he sure as hell can't take it.

i love the lyrics to "human kittens" too.

hollycroftpop
06/21/08, 11:23 AM
i could take it.

CellarGhosts
06/23/08, 04:04 PM
Bumped.

shit stroll
06/23/08, 04:05 PM
no!!!!

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 04:06 PM
haha, i can't believe this thread even got this many posts.

Chris Fallon
06/23/08, 04:49 PM
Bad bump. Bad, bad bump!

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 04:50 PM
Bad bump. Bad, bad bump!
:lol:

I sincerely apologize for this thread.

Chris Fallon
06/23/08, 04:52 PM
CURSES ON YOUR ETERNAL SOUL!!!


At least it was you and not that doyouhas? piece of shit.

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 04:54 PM
CURSES ON YOUR ETERNAL SOUL!!!


At least it was you and not that doyouhas? piece of shit.
Where's CrazyRockGirl at?

CellarGhosts
06/23/08, 05:17 PM
CURSES ON YOUR ETERNAL SOUL!!!


At least it was you and not that doyouhas? piece of shit.
Hahaha. Seriously.

oh and it was me that bumped this. not Andrew, haha. so go ahead and curse my soul.

Where's CrazyRockGirl at?
No, do not summon her back!

Chris Fallon
06/23/08, 05:22 PM
Where's CrazyRockGirl at?
Taunting Jimmy Eat World somewhere.

Hahaha. Seriously.

oh and it was me that bumped this. not Andrew, haha. so go ahead and curse my soul.
I'm just going to blame it on some noob.

Ouch
06/23/08, 05:54 PM
Anal Cunt isn't good at all, but I find most of their songs hilarous.

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 05:55 PM
Anal Cunt isn't good at all, but I find most of their songs hilarous.
Anal Cunt have three songs worth listening to.

1) Art ***
2) Picnic of Love
3) American Woman

Ouch
06/23/08, 05:56 PM
Their horrible I know, but they make me laugh.

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 05:59 PM
Me too.

True story: my first year of college, the guy in the dorm next to me was extremely irritating and would stay up all night laughing very loudly with his friends (like 4, 5 AM) which would keep me up.

So when I left at 10 AM to go to class, I would make a playlist of like 150 Anal Cunt songs, aim my speakers at his room, put it on shuffle and blast that shit. Then I would leave my room.

Ouch
06/23/08, 06:00 PM
lol.

But isn't 150 Anal Cunt songs, like, 2 minutes?

TheOtherAndrew
06/23/08, 06:01 PM
lol.

But isn't 150 Anal Cunt songs, like, 2 minutes?
haha

even if that were true, i had it on repeat.

Ouch
06/23/08, 06:04 PM
oh, ok

So yeah, I need to know more songs under a minute, because otherwise I am just listening to Grind.

Yes. And?
06/23/08, 06:29 PM
lawlz, I don't know what you're listening to.

Ouch
06/23/08, 06:31 PM
Sorry to go off topic, but your picture scares me Yes. And?

Yes. And?
06/23/08, 06:32 PM
Sorry to go off topic, but your picture scares me Yes. And?
They'll fuck you up, no lie.

Ouch
06/23/08, 06:34 PM
Big Bird meets NRA-era America!

Hoo Ray!

Yes. And?
06/23/08, 06:36 PM
Big Bird's at the bottom of the ocean.

Ouch
06/23/08, 06:37 PM
Oh, so he rebelled against the system?

Machu505
06/23/08, 06:39 PM
Gitmo is probably my favourite of the muppets.