Twilight (Official Thread)

[gloriousmuse]

Any other fans out there, or am I the only loser? :-|

[fulltiltxb00gie]

i read the first one and loved it. but i've never been able to get into the other books.

[gloriousmuse]

New Moon is kind of a bore, but Eclipse is very good in my opinion.

I also have this weird feeling that it will not end the way I want it to (and many others). I'm hoping for a happy ending between Edward and Bella. If I don't get it, I'm going to be very upset.

[tomakebelieve]

I love it, even though its not the best writing in the world. I am excited for the movie (edward cullen is a hufflepuff, thank you very much~).

I just re-read Twilight today, haha.

[FondestMemory]

it's about time somebody combined the wonderful world of vampires with abstinance.

i'll generally watch kristen stewart in anything, but that'll stop with this.

[googirl8907]

Should I read it? I'm super bored this summer and I need something to read.

[ahumananomaly]

I'm only on the first book but I really like it sor far.. I can't wait to have to to read the other ones :) and for the movie! :)

[MADSTA]

I love it, even though its not the best writing in the world. I am excited for the movie (edward cullen is a hufflepuff, thank you very much~).

I just re-read Twilight today, haha.
It's funny because I actually pictured Edward looking a lot like Cedric (whatever his real name is) only slightly more "perfect" looking. If that makes sense.

[radiofriendly]

my wife is obsessed with these books.

[chris1152]

I haven't read these books yet only because every obnoxious girl I know is obsessed with them, and hearing them gush about the series can be EXTREMELY annoying.

[tomakebelieve]

It's funny because I actually pictured Edward looking a lot like Cedric (whatever his real name is) only slightly more "perfect" looking. If that makes sense.

My friend says he's a terrible fit for Edward, but even before he had the role, I also pictured Cedric as Edward. It makes me laugh that it turned out that way.

[gloriousmuse]

I haven't read these books yet only because every obnoxious girl I know is obsessed with them, and hearing them gush about the series can be EXTREMELY annoying.

I know what you mean but I am not obsessed like some people I know. But if you do end up reading it, you'll be one of maybe 1000 males. This is mostly a female series lol

[Jason Tate]

My sister is massively obsessed with this series right now. I called it Harry Potter with teeth. She was not amused.

[Rawrr]

Overated. Fact.

[imahoodlum]

wow, this thread needs more post. i've read all the books and i'm very excited for the movie. anyone seen the trailer?

[Jessooker]

I don't even know what this is.

[AshesAshes]

Considering the writer is Mormon, all I hear about is this damn book. I personally think its awful, I see why girls like it though

[imahoodlum]

i've known guys who have read it. and they liked it. they aren't gay either.

[AshesAshes]

i've known guys who have read it. and they liked it. they aren't gay either.

So they say

[imahoodlum]

So they say
haha. well, have you ever tried reading the books? i thought they sounded stupid at first too. when people explained to me it was about vampires falling in love, i wasn't intrested. then i actually read it.

[AshesAshes]

haha. well, have you ever tried reading the books? i thought they sounded stupid at first too. when people explained to me it was about vampires falling in love, i wasn't intrested. then i actually read it.

Haha, ya I was dating a girl who loves the books. So she talked me into reading the first one, I got half way and couldnt finish. Bella is just way too boring of a character imo

[mofizzle.]

the books are very good,
buts its annoying to see everybody obsessed over it.



but i will read the newest book when it comes out.

[imahoodlum]

Haha, ya I was dating a girl who loves the books. So she talked me into reading the first one, I got half way and couldnt finish. Bella is just way too boring of a character imo

i guess she was boring. but coming from a girls point of view, i was more intrested in the edwards and bella's romance and how it grew into a race to stay alive. it was compelling.

[imahoodlum]

the books are very good,
buts its annoying to see everybody obsessed over it.



but i will read the newest book when it comes out.

people go ape shit for these books. i am predicting once the movie comes out, it's going to be the new harry potter.

[gloriousmuse]

wow, this thread needs more post. i've read all the books and i'm very excited for the movie. anyone seen the trailer?

Im really excited for the movie. Although I am upset with how Jasper looks. The actor is perfect but the hair they gave him is terrible. They messed up my favorite character

[tomakebelieve]

Im really excited for the movie. Although I am upset with how Jasper looks. The actor is perfect but the hair they gave him is terrible. They messed up my favorite character

They really did give him terrible hair. I laughed when I first saw it.

[imahoodlum]

Im really excited for the movie. Although I am upset with how Jasper looks. The actor is perfect but the hair they gave him is terrible. They messed up my favorite character

They really did give him terrible hair. I laughed when I first saw it.
i agree. his hair makes me laugh.

[shadowofmyself]

alright i'll admit it...i am so, completely gulity of fan-girling over this series! and don't get me started on the movie. i can't even begin to tell you how many interviews i've watched. robert pattinson=love.

I usually don't fan-girl over anything, but for some reason Twilight has latched in my brain. I know what you mean about the interviews. I don't know why I've watched interviews with stunt doubles, extras, and very minor characters.

I can't wait for next week when Breaking Dawn comes out. My friends want Jacob to die a horrible and unnatrual death. I, on the other hand, don't really care.

[gloriousmuse]

Here's a second trailer:
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Here's a scene they showed at Comin-Con:
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I think the film looks promising, but I wish they hadn't showed this 3 minute scene especially since it's the most exciting part of the movie/book.

If any girl fucking screams in my theatre though, I will punch them in the face. It is just a movie! It's girls like this that make me embarrassed to even admit to liking Twilight.

[AshesAshes]

The acting looks really bad.

"You Brought A Snack" LOL

[WordzandDreamz]

Having no knowledge of the book, and not speaking about the books whatsoever...

This movie looks horrid. Production quality, acting, special effects...

[tait]

yeah it does. sorry, don't see why there's so much hype over it.

[WakingTheMisery]

No shit. You are a guy. Your comment is null.

[tttygxlove]

The books are poorly written. But I enjoy them. They make for a good mindless guilty pleasure read.
almost agreed. I don't think they're the next American classic, but I don't think it's poorly done. They are, though, my gulity pleasure vacation reads.

PS: love your signature thing, I've been really into that song lately

[JustAnotherPoet]

Somehow everyone finds it amazing that I picked up the first one, got halfway finished, put it down and didn't have much inclination to start up on it again.
I just don't see what all the hype is about...they're not awful but I don't really see the series standing any test of time, either.

[Kbm600]

I enjoy them. I'll put it this way:

Went to the book release, all the people there had either/or

A) Black hair, wonderfully over their eye.
B) Outrageous clothing/ Multi-colored hair
C) Looked the same

I'm thinking the books appeal to a certain part of teenagers. But I enjoy them, nothing fantastic. But I enjoy them.

[sugarcoatedlies]

A twelve year old can write better than Stephenie Meyers. In fact, many LJ users have better fics than the actual stories.

they are addicting though.

[Ailite]

Thanks. They're so incredibly bad and mindlessly stupid.

[fedhed7]

They are for girls.

[Jessooker]

I would never read these.

[Smash Adams]

I saw people waiting two hours in line outside barnes and noble to get the latest book in the series Friday night, not laughing was quite difficult

[sugarcoatedlies]

lol, i just torrented PDF files of them

[fantasma]

I just am offended by the people trying to say it is the next Harry Potter. No fucking way.

[Ailite]

I just am offended by the people trying to say it is the next Harry Potter. No fucking way.
I think its a lot of girls who had nothing post-Harry and turned to this. I agree though, hearing 'the next Harry Potter' annoys me greatly.

[Neo Cassady]

No shit. You are a guy. Your comment is null.

my first thought after reading the OP

[eMart]

yeah it does. sorry, don't see why there's so much hype over it.

No shit. You are a guy. Your comment is null.This. Plus what else are girls supposed read now that HP is over with.

[Jessooker]

I'm a girl and I wouldn't touch these books.

[Ailite]

Jess you're probably one of the smartest girls I know.

[Smash Adams]

This. Plus what else are girls supposed read now that HP is over with.
cookbooks, the only thing women should ever read

[Jessooker]

cookbooks, the only thing women should ever read

hahahaha. horrible.

[Kif]

Reading the Wiki it sounds like something you'd see on Deviantart

[gilatron5000]

I hadn't even heard of these books until I heard about the movie.

A twelve year old can write better than Stephenie Meyers. In fact, many LJ users have better fics than the actual stories.

they are addicting though.haha, really? That's bad.

cookbooks, the only thing women should ever readI lol'd. hahaha

[Jessooker]

i would never personally read these books cause they don't appeal to me, but i don't think you should say they suck unless you've read them or tried at least...

[billyboatkid]

This is apparently the last book in the series.. This girl at my work is all about them and she even claimed them to be better than HP. I wanted to slap her.

[&IllBeTheReason]

I enjoy them, but that's not to say they are remotely close in caliber to HP. Her writing is mediocre, but her plots always deliver. And the characters are hot, which is all you really need anyway.

[gloriousmuse]

This is apparently the last book in the series.. This girl at my work is all about them and she even claimed them to be better than HP. I wanted to slap her.

Better than Harry Potter she said?! :faint:

I'll slap her and do more than that.

[billyboatkid]

Better than Harry Potter she said?! :faint:

I'll slap her and do more than that.

Do it up haha.

I'll regulate.

[MADSTA]

almost agreed. I don't think they're the next American classic, but I don't think it's poorly done. They are, though, my gulity pleasure vacation reads.

PS: love your signature thing, I've been really into that song lately
Thanks, it's an amazing song.
I'm just bothered by the fact that it tells you almost nothing about Bella and Edward's relationship, except for the fact that they're "made for eachother" or whatever.

[MADSTA]

This is apparently the last book in the series.. This girl at my work is all about them and she even claimed them to be better than HP. I wanted to slap her.
BLASPHEMY!
You should have slapped her. Twice.

[tait]

i would never personally read these books cause they don't appeal to me, but i don't think you should say they suck unless you've read them or tried at least...
i tried them out because people said they were the new harry potter. i didn't like it at all.

[tait]

cookbooks, the only thing women should ever read
hahaha

[tttygxlove]

Thanks, it's an amazing song.
I'm just bothered by the fact that it tells you almost nothing about Bella and Edward's relationship, except for the fact that they're "made for eachother" or whatever.
I know, I know. But I just fall in love everytime I read about them, kind of pathetic huh? Oh well, you're right, lacks depth

[Vivi]

i read reviews on amazon that the newest one sucks

[AshesAshes]

She is making book 5 so get ready for that.

[airik625]

These books look awful. I don't get the appeal or fascination at all.

[LamarVannoy]

She is making book 5 so get ready for that.
no shes not. Breaking Dawn is the last of the series.
i got it today but i havent started reading it yet.

[tttygxlove]

no shes not. Breaking Dawn is the last of the series.
i got it today but i havent started reading it yet.
she is actually, the first book from Edward's point of view

[WakingTheMisery]

i would never personally read these books cause they don't appeal to me, but i don't think you should say they suck unless you've read them or tried at least...

All I am saying is that Meyer in no way intended a main stream male audience when she began writing these books. Its a romance story about vampires. Maybe she tried to catch guys with the introduction of lichens. If so, she failed anyway.

[demondays524]

I read the first two. The first one, I'll admit, was okay. The second one was garbage. I couldn't even bring myself to read the third one and I heard the fourth one was awful.

[doyouhas?]

i have on idea what these books are about. but i find myself getting slightly angry when i walk by them in book stores. that cant be a good sign.

[mrnegativezero]

cookbooks, the only thing women should ever read

Ahahaha, wow. That is...just so bad that it's hilarious.


i tried them out because people said they were the new harry potter. i didn't like it at all.

I feel like trying to read them just so I can see what the hype is all about. I even got someone to explain the first one chapter by chapter to see if I will see what it is. I still don't see it, and it's bothering me cause of all the hype it's receiving.

[deathbatgurl]

Twilight the movie is coming out soon. I heard they added some scenes that weren't in the book. Stephanie Meyer said she liked it. I'm really looking forward to it, but i hope they don't destroy the story. Either it can be really bad, or really awesome... I thought Breaking Dawn was a really good conclusion to the Twilight series. Definitely my favorite book...

[googirl8907]

Search function

[Jessooker]

wow. no.

[putup or shutup]

it already is really bad.

[notoaststereo]

seriously people need to learn how to use the search function.

[WakingTheMisery]

I will pistol whip the next person who makes a Twilight thread.

[Ailite]

I will pistol whip the next person who makes a Twilight thread.
Shit just got real

[ThexQuietxCull]

seriously people need to learn how to use the search function.

and to quit reading shitty books

[gloriousmuse]

Twatlight

Im embarrassed that I even read the first three.

[CTMarshall]

...saw the word "dawn" and thought it might have been a thread for Rescue Dawn. Now that's a good movie.

[notoaststereo]

and to quit reading shitty booksagreed.

...saw the word "dawn" and thought it might have been a thread for Rescue Dawn. Now that's a good movie.

rescue dawn is so solid/overlooked.

Twatlight

Im embarrassed that I even read the first three.

why did you read the 2nd two if you didnt like the first one?

[gloriousmuse]

agreed.



rescue dawn is so solid/overlooked.



why did you read the 2nd two if you didn't like the first one?

Just out of curiosity of what happened. These books are terrible. The writing is terrible. The protagonist is stupid and thinks she's in a healthy relationship when she's not. Ugh. I don't know why I even read them to tbh.

[notoaststereo]

Just out of curiosity of what happened. These books are terrible. The writing is terrible. The protagonist is stupid and thinks she's in a healthy relationship when she's not. Ugh. I don't know why I even read them to tbh.
thats whats wikipedia is for.

[gloriousmuse]

thats whats wikipedia is for.

I finally learned that method for Breaking Dawn. It became to terrible to read past chapter 7.

[heartbeatdrop]

i read all four actually their horrible the characters lack delevopment the writing is really bad and bella and edward are biggest gary stu and mary sue ever to grace literature. as annoying and whiney as bella is the books are comical in train wreck sort of way. the fourth book is so messed up nessie the demon spawn lol.

[OdeToTheSun]

I tried reading the first one a while back, but couldn't get into it. I'm expecting the same from the movie.

[heartbeatdrop]

me and friends decided were going to see it to laugh and mostly likely piss off the twihards while doing so.

i think they cut out the sparkles which sucks thats the funniest part of the whole book. when bella describes edward as a greek god. think of greek god statue with glitter poured on it. lulz greek god that itself is funny.

[PleasureRyland]

i just finished reading the first book and i didn't really like it. i'll probably read the second just to see how it goes. it'll probably have more action.

[demondays524]

i just finished reading the first book and i didn't really like it. i'll probably read the second just to see how it goes. it'll probably have more action.

No. It's worse. Don't waste your time.

[hero_dujour]

I would hope a guy doesn't read the series. I love thems and her other book as well. They're really addicting and I happen to think she is a great writer. I don't care if you say it's only because of my age, because people of all ages read the books and love them.

[marchofmarty]

I would hope a guy doesn't read the series. I love thems and her other book as well. They're really addicting and I happen to think she is a great writer. I don't care if you say it's only because of my age, because people of all ages read the books and love them.

My friend, a guy, went to the midnight releasing of the most recent book....

I think he's gay

[hero_dujour]

My friend, a guy, went to the midnight releasing of the most recent book....

I think he's gay

Yeah because I just don't see how straight male is going to pick up the book, read the back cover, and say "Oh wow, a girl falling in love with a hot vampire guy?! Must read!"

[sugarcoatedlies]

nah, the 3rd has action though

[eHaMpToN]

i hate everything about mainstream literature

[annaboun]

The manuscript for first twelve chapters of Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edward's POV) got leaked so Stephenie put the book on hold indefinitely. She also put the manuscript on her page after the leak, so the fans could read them without feeling guilty.
I totally already read it. It's all full of mistakes and stuff, but after all it is only a manuscript.

[TruthBeTold 13]

I read the first three books once, and liked them. I read them again, and was able to point out every plot device and every way it was poorly written. Trust me, it's a one time read. If you spend too much time thinking of it, it just ruins it.

Oh, and Breaking Dawn sucked ASS.

[disco.tetris]

Bump'd.


I loved Twilight. Breaking Dawn was pretty bad, the entire plot basically ruined the other books for me.

[annaboun]

Twilight= my current obsession. :vampire:

Has anyone already read the Midnight Sun manuscript for the first 12 chapters? It's great!

[Yes. And?]

Awful. Would not read, even as a "guilty pleasure". I can't believe how many girls actually eat this shit up. :rolleyes:

[Yes. And?]

Twilight= my current obsession. :vampire:

Has anyone already read the Midnight Sun manuscript for the first 12 chapters? It's great!
Wasn't the author so mad over it getting leaked that she's not releasing it?

[gloriousmuse]

The author is immature as fuck. I hope her career fails.

[Yes. And?]

So far, things are going more than well for her. Besides, I don't understand how you can be a fan of her work yet hope she fails. Anyways, I can understand her being pissed, I would feel the same way if someone leaked my work. If I had any work, that is.

[MADSTA]

I'm reading Breaking Dawn right now.. and it's sooooooo boring. Honestly, does anything interesting happen after Bella becomes a vampire?

[gloriousmuse]

So far, things are going more than well for her. Besides, I don't understand how you can be a fan of her work yet hope she fails. Anyways, I can understand her being pissed, I would feel the same way if someone leaked my work. If I had any work, that is.

I WAS, sort of, a fan of the series. But I regret everything after reading some of Breaking Dawn. I just really don't like her attitude with it all.

[Yes. And?]

I WAS, sort of, a fan of the series. But I regret everything after reading some of Breaking Dawn. I just really don't like her attitude with it all.
Ouch. That bad, huh?

[npmshah]

I know what you mean but I am not obsessed like some people I know. But if you do end up reading it, you'll be one of maybe 1000 males. This is mostly a female series lol


lol
im with u there
being one of those 1000
i think its a good sereis with a GREAT premise
and the only thing it couldv used was less boringness t new moon
and they shouldv showd the battle with the werewolves/cullens VS vampires in eclipse
that wouldv been BEAST....

[dogwithnonose]

Twilight= my current obsession. :vampire:

Has anyone already read the Midnight Sun manuscript for the first 12 chapters? It's great!

Eek, I have! I must admit, though I'm completely and utterly obsessed with these books, I'm not an Edward fangirl =P I prefer Jacob =D

[HxCThunderr94]

Currently, I'm reading the fourth and final book in the series. It's absolutely amazing.
I'm trying to finish before the movie comes out. (November 21, 2008)
I just wanted to hear everyone else's opinions about the series!!

There supposedly going to be a new series connected with the Twilight series.
And it's going to be from Edward's point of view.
I'M SOO EXCITEDDD! xD

[gloriousmuse]

Search Function

[JJJ]

don't care.

[Adeniz19]

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=450221

[Ailite]

gtfo

AND IT IS NOT 'ABSOLUTELY AMAZING'
DAMMIT

[Yes. And?]

Sucks.

[Jessooker]

:wallbash:

[Ailite]

This thread literally made me angry for a few seconds, lol

[ThexQuietxCull]

she has the writing ability of a third grader. go away

[tait]

do not like

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

Hahahaha. This was dumber than when I forgot to put spoiler tags in The office thread.

[Smash Adams]

A dumb 14 year old girl likes Twilight and you're all surprised? I don't get it

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

I am shocked and appalled!

[Ailite]

I am both shocked and appalled!

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

We are all shocked and appalled!

[Ailite]

We are all shocked and appalled!
Even Andy Bernard cat? Is he shocked and appalled?!*

*all posts in this thread must now have the words 'shocked and apalled' in them

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

Even Andy Bernard cat? Is he shocked and appalled?!*

*all posts in this thread must now have the words 'shocked and apalled' in them
<

Indeed!

[Jessooker]

:pacman:

[WakingTheMisery]

Awesome thread. Would read again.

[kissmegoodbye]

in my opinion... there was no where near enough action in breaking dawn. i thought it was too lovey-dovey.


and midnight sun was... stupid. that's really the only word for it. i wasted my time reading it. it was EXACTLY bella's perspective... only the "i" was edward...

[WakingTheMisery]

Obligatory: "I work at Borders and loathe this series" post

[disco.tetris]

I hated the whole plot in Breaking Dawn. And I can't even finish Midnight Sun, it's so painfully boring.

She should've stopped with Twilight.

[TheHitcher66]

THE FILM IS COMIN GOUT SOON!!! CAN'T WAIT!!! WOOP!!! Lol.

[sugarcoatedlies]

this is a thread for twilight haters. not lovers.

:|

edit: my bad threads were merged

[Yes. And?]

The actress' who plays Bella in the upcoming movie phone # got leaked. I called, and she said "Hello?" then hung up on me.

BITCH.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

How does that make her a bitch? I think that just makes her annoyed.

[Yes. And?]

It's rude to hang up on people. She didn't even give me a chance to make fun of her. :-(

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

Haha. I see now.

You should've called her back and said those exact words.

[Yes. And?]

I would, but I'm not sure how much it'll cost. I texted her and told her Twilight is balls..hope it's actually a cell. :shrug:

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

I would, but I'm not sure how much it'll cost. I texted her and told her Twilight is balls..hope it's actually a cell. :shrug:
:rotfl:

[gloriousmuse]

The actress' who plays Bella in the upcoming movie phone # got leaked. I called, and she said "Hello?" then hung up on me.

BITCH.

I called the other night too. She said Hello but I hung up on her cause I'm a pussy and I felt bad cause it sound like she was crying. :-( Apparently it wasn't her though (as usual).

[Cheshire_Buddha]

I've never heard of the (probably shitty) book series until I saw a promo pic for the (probably shitty) movie.

This is going to make Blood and Chocolate look like Underworld.

[fadedmemories]

THIS:
Awesome thread. Would read again.

[LamarVannoy]

i've read a few chapters of Breaking Dawn but i cant be bothered finishing it. can someone tell me what happens in the end?

[gloriousmuse]

I read like 7 chapters of Breaking Dawn and gave up. but from what I know is that Bella gets knocked up, and Edward bites her stomach to let the baby out cause it would have killed her or some crazy shit like that...and as a result Bella turns into a vampire but doesn't get all "new born" crazy.

[LamarVannoy]

I read like 7 chapters of Breaking Dawn and gave up. but from what I know is that Bella gets knocked up, and Edward bites her stomach to let the baby out cause it would have killed her or some crazy shit like that...and as a result Bella turns into a vampire but doesn't get all "new born" crazy.
thats pretty much where i read up to. i skipped alot of the boring shit about Jacob and Leah because Jacob pisses me off. so does anything interesting happen after Bellas amazingly stupid named daughter Renesmee is born? oh yeah and Jacob decides he wants to fuck her or something.

[Cheshire_Buddha]

I read like 7 chapters of Breaking Dawn and gave up. but from what I know is that Bella gets knocked up, and Edward bites her stomach to let the baby out cause it would have killed her or some crazy shit like that...and as a result Bella turns into a vampire but doesn't get all "new born" crazy.

That sounds like the most amazing bunch of nonsense ever.

[Blizz]

I really liked the first three books; even though I sometimes have trouble continuing to love stuff through all the hype, you know? The over zealous fans really ruin it. So did Breaking Dawn. That was a terrible, terrible book. It completely ruined the entire series for me. D: I love Jacob, especially in Eclipse.

I am kind of excited for the movie though; I'll be going pretty early with some friends on opening day.

[Nourez]

Naw, I tried reading the first book but it's just not my thing. I can't bring myself to hate the concept of the movie simply because there are two new Paramore songs on the soundtrack.

[xrawrritsalex]

I was set against reading Twilight for a good six months, but after nearly every one of my good friends had begun/finished the first three books (pre-BD release) I gave in. And read all three in less than 4 days.

I suppose there's a good example rite there of giving into peer pressure and somethign positive coming out of it?

:]

[LamarVannoy]

I would, but I'm not sure how much it'll cost. I texted her and told her Twilight is balls..hope it's actually a cell. :shrug:
dude apprently that wasnt really her. the girl whos number it was posted a video on LJ talking about it and she mentioned the 'twilight is balls' message:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQh5ylawIAM

[gloriousmuse]

dude apprently that wasnt really her. the girl whos number it was posted a video on LJ talking about it and she mentioned the 'twilight is balls' message:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQh5ylawIAM

Hah, I take it you read ONTD as well? I think I love this girl, she was a good sport.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

dude apprently that wasnt really her. the girl whos number it was posted a video on LJ talking about it and she mentioned the 'twilight is balls' message:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQh5ylawIAM

I would, but I'm not sure how much it'll cost. I texted her and told her Twilight is balls..hope it's actually a cell. :shrug:
Hahaha, Yes. And, you win.

[abbysmith]

it is a good book. i am on eclipse right now. i wouldn't call myself OBSESSED with it though.

[Yes. And?]

dude apprently that wasnt really her. the girl whos number it was posted a video on LJ talking about it and she mentioned the 'twilight is balls' message:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQh5ylawIAM

Hahaha, Yes. And, you win.
:irule:

No, Twilight is worse than testicles. Nice blur video...trying to hide your fug/acne. jk, I know it's just a shoddy webcam.

[stayillogical]

I was dead set against reading these books, but I'm about 100 pages into Twilight right now and I struggle to put the book down. I can't help but smile or laugh at the dialogue sometimes. The inner high school girl in me can relate.

[Linda Ferreira]

TONIGHT (Friday, October 24 at 7pm), every single Hot Topic store across the country will host exclusive TWILIGHT soundtrack listening parties.

TWILIGHT ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK will be released on Chop Shop/Atlantic November 4th and features previously unreleased songs from Paramore, TWILIGHT star Rob Pattinson, Perry Farrell, and MUTEMATH.

TWILIGHT hits theatres November 21st.

[gorgeousxchaos]

i am obsessed i have been hit with the epidemic
but what is not to love?? <33

[buhnANGIE]

I read Twilight a few years ago and loved it.
New Moon was okay; there was too much Jacob in it. Jacob annoys me. xD
Eclipse was cool but I didn't really like Breaking Dawn.

The movie seems okay-ish but I don't' think I'll really like it. =/

[JulieLynn]

I had heard about this series but didn't actually get into it until about a few months ago. I read all 4 books in one month. I am so excited for it to come out on the big screen.

[oncedarkness]

I just found out tonight in my Freshman intro class that since I'm an English major, I'll be reading Twilight in one of the required classes. Happy happy joy joy.

[Deadwomb88]

I just found out tonight in my Freshman intro class that since I'm an English major, I'll be reading Twilight in one of the required classes. Happy happy joy joy.

thats really interesting. What else will you have to read?

[oncedarkness]

thats really interesting. What else will you have to read?

Something called The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Sarcasm. Not sure if they were serious.

[Deadwomb88]

ha that sounds hilarious i hope its real

[oncedarkness]

But if you were being serious about it being interesting, they didn't say anything about the other books that we have to read. Basically it sounds like we'll go thru lots of stodgy poetry and old british literature. What can I do about it though, that's what happens when you're an English major. When I actually do have to read Twilight in a few years, I'll probably see it as a nice respite and appreciate that I'll be able to understand it w/o having to read it 5 times to grasp the idea.

[TSTLSOOM]

never read a single book.
i want to read it though.
give it a try.
everyone i talk to say this book is the best thing since sliced bread.

[gloriousmuse]

In all honesty, Twilight (the first book) is probably the closest thing to being the best in the series. Just start and end with that.

[stayillogical]

So, is Meyer really not going to finish writing Midnight Sun? I've been skimming through it and I love it. I often question what Edward even sees in Bella and this is really enlightening. Plus, he's really the star of the series so it's nice to know his thoughts instead.

By the way, I'm on book 3 right now. Will definitely be done with the series by the time the movies comes out.

[JulieLynn]

So, is Meyer really not going to finish writing Midnight Sun? I've been skimming through it and I love it. I often question what Edward even sees in Bella and this is really enlightening. Plus, he's really the star of the series so it's nice to know his thoughts instead.

By the way, I'm on book 3 right now. Will definitely be done with the series by the time the movies comes out.

is the midnight sun in edwards point of view? and where can i get said story?

[stayillogical]

is the midnight sun in edwards point of view? and where can i get said story?

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

Enjoy.

[scmaley]

I'm excited for the movie! I loved the first book, and the second was great. The third was... different, but equally as addicting.

[JulieLynn]

http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html

Enjoy.

OMG I LOVE YOU!

[stayillogical]

I hated the 2nd. I'm not a Jacob fan.

[fobpatdcsgchtai]

Twilight is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot better than the Harry Potter books in my opinion. Very original and very addictive. Once you start reading you'll find it hard to put down.

[gloriousmuse]

Twilight is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot better than the Harry Potter books in my opinion. Very original and very addictive. Once you start reading you'll find it hard to put down.


OH HALE NAW!

[fadedmemories]

So, is Meyer really not going to finish writing Midnight Sun? I've been skimming through it and I love it. I often question what Edward even sees in Bella and this is really enlightening. Plus, he's really the star of the series so it's nice to know his thoughts instead.

By the way, I'm on book 3 right now. Will definitely be done with the series by the time the movies comes out.
Why will she not finish Midnight Sun?

[Undue Noise]

OH HALE NAW!
In all honesty, Twilight (the first book) is probably the closest thing to being the best in the series. Just start and end with that.
I agree with you on both counts. If you haven't read these books (not hating on the Twilighters here) but Twilight is definitely the best book of the series. I'd say up until Eclipse I was still engaged but sometimes I wish I'd left it at Twilight. But hopefully the movie will be good; teasers look like there will be some pretty good action in the movie. Does anyone know if there are any plans yet to make films out of the other books?

[Undue Noise]

Why will she not finish Midnight Sun?
Not pretending to be an expert so anyone correct me if I'm wrong, but the original manuscript (which everyone is reading for free) was originally leaked onto the internet unedited and not proof read, so she decided to release it legally for free so all the fans would be able to read it, not only the ones who got it through illegal distribution. As everyone already had it for free, she didn't feel the need to release it or finish it I guess.

[stayillogical]

Would I be a total teeny bopper if I wore a Team Edward shirt to the movie premiere? :-d

[stayillogical]

I'm reading Eclipse right now and oh my god...

I am dying at the Edward and Bella discussion about their virtue. I am giggling like a 14 year old right now!!!

Edit: Finished the chapter. :inlove: This is me now. I am sooo dazzled.

[stayillogical]

Jeez... as I go along, I just hate Bella more and more. Sorry I need to rant...

We finally get the proposal from Edward and an awesome night, only for two chapters later, Bella to be making out with Jacob and realizing she loves him too? God, I hate this. This is so stupid. I should've stopped reading at Twilight and imagined the rest.

[gloriousmuse]

lol, what did I say? :-d Bella gets worse and worse.

[stayillogical]

lol, what did I say? :-d Bella gets worse and worse.

I am almost done. I'll probably finish really late tonight because I have Pushing Daisies at 8, then a movie at 9 in the lounge. And if Bella decides to choose Jacob or do something ridiculous like that, I am going to have a temper tantrum and demolish my room in a fury at 3am.

[Undue Noise]

I am almost done. I'll probably finish really late tonight because I have Pushing Daisies at 8, then a movie at 9 in the lounge. And if Bella decides to choose Jacob or do something ridiculous like that, I am going to have a temper tantrum and demolish my room in a fury at 3am.
Wow that was exactly my whole rage throughout the end of Eclipse haha. But Pushing Daisies is an amazing program btw.

[stayillogical]

Time to start Breaking Dawn... there better not be any unpleasant surprises.

[stayillogical]

:lol:

OH. MY. GOD..

I'm 1/4 of the way through Breaking Dawn, I'm using a pdf I downloaded online to read it (since I'm at school and have no way of buying the book). Anyways, Jacob says, "It's too late." Then whoever made the pdf put in smaller text right after it, "To apologize, it's too laaaate." Wow, just wow. Love the random reference. I hope there's more. It's like reading someone else's book with foot notes.

[Undue Noise]

:lol:

OH. MY. GOD..

I'm 1/4 of the way through Breaking Dawn, I'm using a pdf I downloaded online to read it (since I'm at school and have no way of buying the book). Anyways, Jacob says, "It's too late." Then whoever made the pdf put in smaller text right after it, "To apologize, it's too laaaate." Wow, just wow. Love the random reference. I hope there's more. It's like reading someone else's book with foot notes.
Haha that is funny. I'd like to make random edits to Breaking Dawn.

[stayillogical]

Imagine how hard I'm still laughing! There were no edits prior to that and I read those words and heard the song reference immediately in my head. Late was even spelled with the 4 a's.

And back to the book, I'm actually enjoying all this baby nonsense although I really hate Jacob so I'm disliking having to read from his point of view right now.

[stayillogical]

Haha that is funny. I'd like to make random edits to Breaking Dawn.

Hahahahahaha... when I first got the pdf, I skipped to the first chapter and immediately started reading, but just now I looked at the cover page and it says, "Breaking Dawn... by Stephenie 'Cockblock' Meyer."

[odizzle_word]

I tried reading Twilight to see what all the hype was about. Not that into it. But The Host is surprisingly... not bad.

[LamarVannoy]

has anyone finished reading Breaking Dawn? i got about half way through and found it too boring to read the rest. that and jacob just pissed me off really bad. seriously, if i ever see someone wearing a 'team jacob' shirt, im legally allowed to punch them in the face, right?

can someone just give me a summary of what happens in the end of BD?

[stayillogical]

I'm almost done with Breaking Dawn... I actually really enjoy it. The only book I found difficult to read was New Moon. Anyways, this is how I spent my Halloween night, making this...

wFfOql04b3s

Haha, my friend's band has a new song that was too perfect to pass this opportunity up. My first video. It was a learning experience mostly. I had never worked with the software before.

[Undue Noise]

has anyone finished reading Breaking Dawn? i got about half way through and found it too boring to read the rest. that and jacob just pissed me off really bad. seriously, if i ever see someone wearing a 'team jacob' shirt, im legally allowed to punch them in the face, right?

can someone just give me a summary of what happens in the end of BD?

This will be a very short summary. Bella has the baby, but she loses so much blood that she'll possible die, so Edward bites her. Jacob imprints on the baby. Bella gets turned into a vampire. Volturi hear about the half human baby and think it could kill everyone, so they come down to Forks to kick some Cullen ass. They are about to have some massive battle, where vampires and werewolves team up, then Alice shows the volturi an immortal half-human vampire that's safe, so the Volturi go home and everyone's happy. Massive anti-climax. You're better off not reading it.

[odizzle_word]

I'm almost done with Breaking Dawn... I actually really enjoy it. The only book I found difficult to read was New Moon. Anyways, this is how I spent my Halloween night, making this...

wFfOql04b3s

Haha, my friend's band has a new song that was too perfect to pass this opportunity up. My first video. It was a learning experience mostly. I had never worked with the software before.

For your first video, that's pretty damn good.

[stayillogical]

^^^ Thank you. I just jumbled clips I got from other trailers and online scenes, tried to keep the scenes in a nice order, then edited a bit to time a few things. It was exciting, I want to try another now. And all this time, I've criticized all the fan vids all over youtube. Hahah.

Anyways, I finished Breaking Dawn. I enjoyed it. Not disappointed in the least. I'm only sad that I've finished reading. How will I get my Edward fix? :-( Wait, THE MOVIE. Oh boy, they better make all 4. Robert Pattinson is too perfect.

[odizzle_word]

^^^ Thank you. I just jumbled clips I got from other trailers and online scenes, tried to keep the scenes in a nice order, then edited a bit to time a few things. It was exciting, I want to try another now. And all this time, I've criticized all the fan vids all over youtube. Hahah.

Anyways, I finished Breaking Dawn. I enjoyed it. Not disappointed in the least. I'm only sad that I've finished reading. How will I get my Edward fix? :-( Wait, THE MOVIE. Oh boy, they better make all 4. Robert Pattinson is too perfect.

You could download the first few chapters of Midnight Sun if you haven't read that already.

[stayillogical]

Been there, done that. :bluesad: All this series did was make me feel really lonely, hahah.

[LamarVannoy]

This will be a very short summary. Bella has the baby, but she loses so much blood that she'll possible die, so Edward bites her. Jacob imprints on the baby. Bella gets turned into a vampire. Volturi hear about the half human baby and think it could kill everyone, so they come down to Forks to kick some Cullen ass. They are about to have some massive battle, where vampires and werewolves team up, then Alice shows the volturi an immortal half-human vampire that's safe, so the Volturi go home and everyone's happy. Massive anti-climax. You're better off not reading it.
thanks for that. sounds like i didnt really miss much. i stopped reading after Bella gets turned into a vampire so i guess the only interesting thing i missed was the whole Volturi thing. which i probably would have found extremely boring anyway.

[MADSTA]

thanks for that. sounds like i didnt really miss much. i stopped reading after Bella gets turned into a vampire so i guess the only interesting thing i missed was the whole Volturi thing. which i probably would have found extremely boring anyway.
Boring is an understatement. Anything that happens after Bella becomes a vampire is painfully monotonous.

[TheHitcher66]

Any other fans out there, or am I the only loser? :-|

I am both a fan and a loser. It's more fun that way xD

[stayillogical]

I enjoyed Breaking Dawn. I dunno about you guys, but I laughed a lot. I even enjoyed the ending. I would rank them like this:

Twilight>Breaking Dawn>Eclipse>New Moon

[OrangeJuice13]

WOW I shouldn't have gotten on this thread I want to like cry now! I just heard so much about the other books before I read themm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:-(

[pisspants]

This will be a very short summary. Bella has the baby, but she loses so much blood that she'll possible die, so Edward bites her. Jacob imprints on the baby. Bella gets turned into a vampire. Volturi hear about the half human baby and think it could kill everyone, so they come down to Forks to kick some Cullen ass. They are about to have some massive battle, where vampires and werewolves team up, then Alice shows the volturi an immortal half-human vampire that's safe, so the Volturi go home and everyone's happy. Massive anti-climax. You're better off not reading it.


TECHNICALLY, Edward didn't bite her, he licked her wounds & his venom got into her bloodstream. That whole labor scene was a difficult to understand for me.
The book revolved around whether or not Edward would actually "bite her" & I like how he actually didn't, it was a last resort.

[pisspants]

Not pretending to be an expert so anyone correct me if I'm wrong, but the original manuscript (which everyone is reading for free) was originally leaked onto the internet unedited and not proof read, so she decided to release it legally for free so all the fans would be able to read it, not only the ones who got it through illegal distribution. As everyone already had it for free, she didn't feel the need to release it or finish it I guess.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20234559_20234567_20238527_3,00. html

[amplifire?]

Im a fan. Sorta. I mean from what i got to read of the book it was good.
and i cant wait to see the movie.

[alltimehoe93]

New Moon was so depressing that i seriously stopped reading for like a week when edward was no longer in the picture.
call me a loser but i actually teared up.
which is rather difficult to do because i've cried at one movie in my whole life and i teared up at one book [dumbledore's funeral in harry potter]
hah i know im a loser. whaterever :]

[amplifire?]

New Moon was so depressing that i seriously stopped reading for like a week when edward was no longer in the picture.
call me a loser but i actually teared up.
which is rather difficult to do because i've cried at one movie in my whole life and i teared up at one book [dumbledore's funeral in harry potter]
hah i know im a loser. whaterever :]



lulz. i wouldnt call you a loser. maaan i did the saaame thing.

[alltimehoe93]

lulz. i wouldnt call you a loser. maaan i did the saaame thing.

lol
im in the middle of breaking dawn and im having to take breaks like between chapters because this is some intense shit.

[amplifire?]

lol
im in the middle of breaking dawn and im having to take breaks like between chapters because this is some intense shit.


really? cool. i havent read it yet.

[alltimehoe93]

really? cool. i havent read it yet.

ah.
where are you in the series?

[amplifire?]

ah.
where are you in the series?


I just finished reading eclipse.
it took forever to finish the first three cuz my friends kept telling me what happend.

[alltimehoe93]

I just finished reading eclipse.
it took forever to finish the first three cuz my friends kept telling me what happend.

oh wow that sucks im sorry
one of my friends gave away something in breaking dawn and it partially crushed my motivation to read it.

[amplifire?]

oh wow that sucks im sorry
one of my friends gave away something in breaking dawn and it partially crushed my motivation to read it.



yeah thats what happend to meee.
aSLZDKFxhjcaSD
stupid ppl.

[alltimehoe93]

yeah thats what happend to meee.
aSLZDKFxhjcaSD
stupid ppl.

there's so much craziness ahead though, like right now im having trouble putting the book down for long periods of time

[amplifire?]

there's so much craziness ahead though, like right now im having trouble putting the book down for long periods of time


aweh sweet i cant waaait to read it.

[Rockgurl22]

I don't read the books but my friends will probably drag me along to see the movie.

[amplifire?]

I don't read the books but my friends will probably drag me along to see the movie.



Duuuude the books are sooo goood.

[estrella starr]

i read twilight because i knew i had no choice in seeing the movie...i read the other three books (in the next three days) because i HAD to know what was going to happen to everyone.

[alltimehoe93]

i read twilight because i knew i had no choice in seeing the movie...i read the other three books (in the next three days) because i HAD to know what was going to happen to everyone.

lol they are pretty addicting

[JayPnay]

I've only started reading Twilight this Friday, and I'm practically finished with the book. Yeah...I know I'm kind of late haha. Robert Pattinson is coming to my local mall tomorrow to do a signing and a Q&A. I'm still deciding whether it's worth it, with all those people there and having to tolerate all those rabid teeney fangirls. I'll probably end up checking out the Q&A, at least.

[JayPnay]

he's quite pretty though..

Can't disagree with that. teehee.

[Skadrist]

Woah like 3 pages of nothing but girls posting.

[amplifire?]

Woah like 3 pages of nothing but girls posting.



lol soooo?

[gloriousmuse]

Woah like 3 pages of nothing but girls posting.

Well the series is targeted to a female audience...

[WakingTheMisery]

I hate that this movie will warrant sequels.

[stayillogical]

I hate that this movie will warrant sequels.

Silence you disgruntled Border's employee. Let us girls enjoy our false illusions with fictional characters.

[WakingTheMisery]

Hahaha.. I actually quit in hopes I would never have to hear about it again, but alas...

[imahoodlum]

I hate that this movie will warrant sequels.

I'm pretty sure they've already committed to making sequels. You're out of luck.

[alltimehoe93]

Silence you disgruntled Border's employee. Let us girls enjoy our false illusions with fictional characters.

LOL
i love you

[gloriousmuse]

As much as I hated the sequels, I just hope they don't do Breaking Dawn....Please god no.

[imahoodlum]

Hahaha. I just talked to my friend on the phone and she said she's going to the mall to meet the actor who plays Edward tomorrow. She said she was worried because the other day at his San Fransisco meet and greet thing 3,000 people showed up and a girl got trampled and her nose was broken. Another girl passed out because of the amount of people and she couldn't breathe. When she told me this, I laughed. :shrug:

[JayPnay]

Hahaha. I just talked to my friend on the phone and she said she's going to the mall to meet the actor who plays Edward tomorrow. She said she was worried because the other day at his San Fransisco meet and greet thing 3,000 people showed up and a girl got trampled and her nose was broken. Another girl passed out because of the amount of people and she couldn't breathe. When she told me this, I laughed. :shrug:

Yeah, that actually happened today. I was thinking of going to that event because the mall is right next to my campus. Good thing I didn't go through with it though, since it was a like mob scene. The mall totally wasn't ready for the amount of people that showed up. The mall was only anticipating 200-500 people, but then 3,000 showed up. They only had like one security guard with a megaphone controlling the situation. Eventually, the SF police had to step in since things got all crazy and girls were getting trampled. I mean c'mon.... what did they think....it's Robert frickin' Pattinson. It sucks for the people who traveled far from their homes to go to the signing, like I heard some people came all the way from Hawaii and Arizona.

Yeah, I'm kinda bummed it ended up getting cancelled...but I'm sure glad I wasn't there.

Update**: Actually, Robert Pattinson is still going to do the Q&A. I'm leaving the house as I type.

[imahoodlum]

Yeah, that actually happened today. I was thinking of going to that event because the mall is right next to my campus. Good thing I didn't go through with it though, since it was a like mob scene. The mall totally wasn't ready for the amount of people that showed up. The mall was only anticipating 200-500 people, but then 3,000 showed up. They only had like one security guard with a megaphone controlling the situation. Eventually, the SF police had to step in since things got all crazy and girls were getting trampled. I mean c'mon.... what did they think....it's Robert frickin' Pattinson. It sucks for the people who traveled far from their homes to go to the signing, like I heard some people came all the way from Hawaii and Arizona.

Yeah, I'm kinda bummed it ended up getting cancelled...but I'm sure glad I wasn't there.

Update**: Actually, Robert Pattinson is still going to do the Q&A. I'm leaving the house as I type.


Hahahahahaha. I still find this so funny. Good luck and don't break your nose.

[JayPnay]

Hahahahahaha. I still find this so funny. Good luck and don't break your nose.

I just got back.

Yeah, at first they cancelled the event, after the whole mob scene. Later, though, my friend who works at the mall informed me that they were going to go through with the Q&A. I guess they only said they "cancelled," hoping that would subside the crowd.

So I went there around 6ish, and he did end up doing the signing at hot topic. There wasn't as much people, but there still was a significant amount there. Only the people who got wristbands earlier could go to the signing, though. I got a good glimpse of the back of Robert's head as he entered Hot Topic. Girls got all into screaming frenzy! I left early around 7ish. I don't know if he did end up doing the Q&A. I just couldn't stand it anymore, and I didn't want to stick around and wait for all those 500 people to get their autographs just to get a slightly better glimpse of him.

[imahoodlum]

I just got back.

Yeah, at first they cancelled the event, after the whole mob scene. Later, though, my friend who works at the mall informed me that they were going to go through with the Q&A. I guess they only said they "cancelled," hoping that would subside the crowd.

So I went there around 6ish, and he did end up doing the signing at hot topic. There wasn't as much people, but there still was a significant amount there. Only the people who got wristbands earlier could go to the signing, though. I got a good glimpse of the back of Robert's head as he entered Hot Topic. Girls got all into screaming frenzy! I left early around 7ish. I don't know if he did end up doing the Q&A. I just couldn't stand it anymore, and I didn't want to stick around and wait for all those 500 people to get their autographs just to get a slightly better glimpse of him.

I went last night in Dallas. I'm never doing anything like that again. I guess I just tagged along for the sake of going. Anyways, my friends had wristbands and I didn't so I was like "Oh, I'll just save us spots for the Q&A while you're meeting him." Thinking it would be like a nice area with seats and stuff. But no, it was a long ass line. I waited for a good 3 hours (I made new friends who let me cut toward the front. lol) Then he comes out for the Q&A and everyone was screaming and they had a faulty microphone. So, we couldn't hear a thing. He was getting frustrated and after 15 minutes he gave up and left the stage. hahaha.
http://i36.tinypic.com/f3yy55.jpg

[Undue Noise]

As much as I hated the sequels, I just hope they don't do Breaking Dawn....Please god no.
Totally agree. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you hate Breaking Dawn? (1 being you actually liked it, 10 you wanted to burn out your eyes and get your memory wiped so you could pretend you've never read it)

[gillygtv]

So, I was looking forward to the movie, until I saw the trailer. The girl that plays Bella sounds like a man...ughh.

[TJ Wells]

I feel bad for Kristen Stewart; i've always thought she was a good actress, but she keeps picking SHIT projects (Into the Wild excepted).

[domotime2]

Okay, i will admit....I've never read ANY of the books, Im not very familiar with the author, the story, or anything of the sort.... in fact I didnt even know the book existed until I heard about the movie coming out.

But I dont understand?

Ive seen trailer after trailer, commerical after commercial....and this movie just does not look very appealing. Isnt it just another vampire movie, but with teenagers. I feel like a B- Movie with this same basic plot came out about 2 years ago, although I forget what it's called.

Anyways...

is there something I dont know about this series that might spark my interest more? Other than the main character is really hot?

[Bryant]

I feel the exact same way exept the actor dude looks like a normal kid. Nothin to shake a stick at.

Also, I think the movie you were thinkin about was The Covenant.

[JJJ]

No, nothing will spark your interest. A vagina is required to buy into this stuff.

[domotime2]

I feel the exact same way exept the actor dude looks like a normal kid. Nothin to shake a stick at.

Also, I think the movie you were thinkin about was The Covenant.
LMAO the covenant hahaha..

thats it, good show my man.


okay, so its a chick thing. gotcha

[Bryant]

LMAO the covenant hahaha..

thats it, good show my man.


okay, so its a chick thing. gotcha
Haha, the same movie popped in my head when I saw the trailer. Of course, at least The Covenant looked like it had action. This ones a chick flick.

[Smeee]

The vampire saves the girl's life and they fall in love (I think. Gotta love trailers...)

Though I don't really understand why he doesn't just bite her, drink her blood and let her die. Just get it over and done with :shrug:.

[WakingTheMisery]

I mentioned before that I would kill the next person to make a Twilight thread. Sorry, you're done.

[entrepy]

The vampire saves the girl's life and they fall in love (I think. Gotta love trailers...)

Though I don't really understand why he doesn't just bite her, drink her blood and let her die. Just get it over and done with :shrug:.

No, he can't bite her, they have to wait and see if they're ready to bite, then wait some more til they're married, then after all that waiting on the wedding night he can finally, eh, sink his 'teeth' into her.

I think they're might be a metaphor in there somewhere

[WakingTheMisery]

Pretty sure they fuck.

[entrepy]

To be honest I haven't read it, though I did see an interesting article about how it's all hardcore Mormon ideology.

[WakingTheMisery]

I can see it now:

"AND THE GOD GAVE US VAMPIRES"

[Smeee]

Joseph Smith was a vampire. True Story.

I'm hoping Buffy comes along in a sequel and slays this Twighlight pretty-boy/vampire's ass.

[PlacesToGo]

people need to read books that are not shitty. I got shocked when shit like this gets famous when there are millions and millions of books that are better.

[slickwataris]

one word: vampires