martha stewart

[open mind]

martha's gonna be someone's bitch, what does everyone think?

[hXc_pwnage]

I think it's great. She deserved it, that damn whore. She needs to be someone's bitch, maybe then she'll learn a lesson.

God I hate her.

[open mind]

i bet she'll get the food tasting alot better,then break out using a string of handmade doilies.

[MrChainsaw389]

Everyone will want to be her cellmate because it'll smell all nice and clean and fresh.

[open mind]

and everyone likes fresh fish.

[LessThanJade]

gross.

[hXc_pwnage]

I bet her...coochie...smells like food. Maybe...it is food!

Haha, that would be great...
"This just in! Martha Stewart has broken out of prison using none other than...a string of homemade dollies! This wasn't before she taught all the cooks how to properly cook, though."

[open mind]

gross.
yeah it is but it's also true.

[FarPastGone]

She gives good head.

[open mind]

if she doesn't now she better learn :cheeky:

[MrChainsaw389]

if she doesn't now she better learn :cheeky:


haha that's awesome. Martha's gonna come out of prison walking like she has a broom stuck up her ass.

[open mind]

and a tattoo on her ass.

[worldstheory]

I find the whole thing amusing, because Martha Stewart has always been one of those media personalities who I absolutely cannot stand. I've felt this way since long before any of this broke.

She ranks up there with Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell.

[hXc_pwnage]

What the fux...Oprah is great. She is one of the greatest people ever.

[FarPastGone]

Is she going to a real jail or like one of those executive/CEO jails in like Bora Bora?

[open mind]

she'll probably end up in a nice cooshy cell but i can dream.

[Trainsaw]

She'll get 5 years with 5 years suspended.

[open mind]

if she gets no jail time it wouldn't suprise me although it would piss me off because it'd be like saying people who go to jail for years for stealing a 400$ t.v. are evil but fucking people out of millions is okay.

[FarPastGone]

Haha yeah like 20 million times worse, yet they go to jail for like a fourth of the time.

[open mind]

i'm confused by your last post do you mean that t.v. theifs are worse then people who fuck people out of millions?or are you just joking?
another thing most felons serve 2/3s of their time before getting released for good behavior at least in alaska.but maybe that was another joke, i'm just kinda sensitive to cracks on the legal system i guess.

[FarPastGone]

No I was agreeing with you man about how she is like 20 million times worse then someone stealing t.v., but will probably get a fourth of the time, sorry I worded it bad.

[open mind]

okay i gotcha so do you think she's gonna be tossed up or be someones exclusive bitch?

[FarPastGone]

Haha.....she gosing to be passed around and used as currency.

[open mind]

ha ha i'd say i can only hope but i'm not quite that mean.

[Trainsaw]

She's famous do you really think they're going to let a famous person go to jail, no this is America, for christ sake O.J. killed someone and he got off, though they never found him guilty in a criminal case, but that's the legal system for you

[Sway]

I don't agree with the comment about Oprah. She's one hell of a damn good person, whether you like her or not. You can't not RESPECT her.

[Trainsaw]

yeah there isn't much dirt on Oprah i know of

[FarPastGone]

She does alot for just like random in need people.......and then she has those shows where she gives gifts away and the auddiance goes insane.

[Trainsaw]

hahaha i remember watching Jimmy Kimmel and they had some girl on there crying when she gave out gifts it was funny as shit

[Alex Djaferis]

pfff....its stupid if you ask me. shes only gettin big time in jail cuz shes famous....and anyways i'll surprised how much its going to follow through because alot of people are getting upset about it.

[open mind]

she hasn't been sentenced yet,so it's not decided how long she'll have to do time,if anything being rich and famous is gonna help her when it comes to that.

[MrChainsaw389]

She might still be famous, but she sure as hell isn't rich anymore....her company lost 96 Million dollars in stock after she was found guilty....it went down 96 Million in a matter of hours..

[Coronary Parasite]

i was shocked that they actually convicted her. i really thought her celebrity would take over. i'm proud of the legal system in this case.

[FarPastGone]

You are until they just give her like a warning and let her go with a fine or something.