7 years relationship recently broken up

[missmyex]

I tried my best to work it out with her but instead she yells at me over the phone and puts me down. She even threaten to call the police if I call again. I have not done nothing to her but tried to work it out. It's been almost two months and I miss her. She said she wants to date other people and see what is out there for her. She has said alot of mean things about my family and myself. Should I be the one to call her? or should I even call? or should I move on? Please help.

[kwsqd]

start masturbating and shut the fuck up

[alice+interiors]

lol nice username: first!
edit: damn you ken

[kwsqd]

lol nice username: first!
edit: damn you ken
historic pwnage

[Wildflower61388]

don't waste your time on someone who doesn't want you back in return the same amount you want them back

[kwsqd]

is this for real?

[Burning Star IV]

What a hoebag.

[thespearkid]

Eighth!

[4N6 science]

I like the username..

go with Ken's (kwsqd) advice.

[remedyeli]

It's because you didn't get her anal.
I think the best thing to do, is call her back and ask if she wants to try anal.

I mean, when your at the bottom it can only go up from there, right?

[amysaurus]

That sucks yo. Move on

[sjb2k1]

keep living your life. do not talk to her. it will not end well.

[m_rue]

Move on.

[alice+interiors]

why popstars sell silicon

[MisFit4Me]

It's because you didn't get her anal.
I think the best thing to do, is call her back and ask if she wants to try anal.

I mean, when your at the bottom it can only go up from there, right?

I agree with this theory. Consensual sex in the missionary position is gross, no lady wants that.

[hockeyguitar99]

Well

I really don't care for whiny shit paragraph, but your username is the worst one I've ever seen. and I have seen some absolutely terrible ones.

case in point: omgscene_kid

[The_kok]

hahahhahahahahahahahaha!

[lovely864md]

Break into her house and watch her sleep.

[scmaley]

You know you miss your ex when you make your user name "missmyex."

[DickfaceChillah]

"If I can't have you, nobody can."


Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

[argg_xo]

lolz. all my answers have been posted! anal & stabbing

[DickfaceChillah]

lolz. all my answers have been posted! anal & stabbing


Don't take credit! And you love spoiler alerts!

[argg_xo]

Don't take credit! And you love spoiler alerts!

don't worry, i wasn't taking any credit! maybe i do!

[DickfaceChillah]

don't worry, i wasn't taking any credit! maybe i do!

You can have credit if he takes my advice.

[argg_xo]

You can have credit if he takes my advice.

i doubt that he will. he misses his ex too much

[Saucey McRib]

I purposefully read all of these threads because I know they'll be absolutely hilarious every time and in no way will the person ever get any of the help they intended.

[DickfaceChillah]

i doubt that he will. he misses his ex too much


=[ Now that's just depressing me.

[argg_xo]

=[ Now that's just depressing me.

sorry!! CHEER UP! don't let life get ya down, you have an awesome beard!

[DickfaceChillah]

sorry!! CHEER UP! don't let life get ya down, you have an awesome beard!

Haha. Always comes back to the beard... I'm shaving it soon...

[argg_xo]

Haha. Always comes back to the beard... I'm shaving it soon...

nnnnnnooooooooooooo!

[DickfaceChillah]

nnnnnnooooooooooooo!

I get food in it and stuff!

[argg_xo]

I get food in it and stuff!

stop being so messy! you'd still be cute without the beard

[DickfaceChillah]

stop being so messy! you'd still be cute without the beard

Now you're just looking for excuses to use spoiler alerts. And if I stop being messy I can't get the full enjoyment of a meal.

[argg_xo]

Now you're just looking for excuses to use spoiler alerts. And if I stop being messy I can't get the full enjoyment of a meal.

fine, its your beard, do what you want with it.

[DickfaceChillah]

fine, its your beard, do what you want with it.

Hey man, at least I'll still be cute and egotistical!

[argg_xo]

Hey man, at least I'll still be cute and egotistical!

very true.

[Nolessthanblink]

I purposefully read all of these threads because I know they'll be absolutely hilarious every time and in no way will the person ever get any of the help they intended.


As do I. But, if this is legit...

Move on dude. I had a similar situation happen where an ex would call and text the shit out of me, I called her in return and she would threaten to file harassment charges for me calling her. Said she would delete her history in her phone. Apparently, the dumb bitch was too stupid to realize phone bills would show how much she was bugging me. haha

It's hard to end a long relationship, but in the end, it's always for the better dude.

[DickfaceChillah]

very true.

=]

[SauzaGold]

fuck that puta

[hellogorgeous]

buy a dildo

[remedyeli]

buy a dildo

that just gave me an idea.
get one of those build a dildo kits.
and mold your own penis into a dildo and mail it to her.

or better yet, mail it with a nice letter on why she would need it and "accidentally" send it to her parent's house.

[EmoGangstaTMT]

Okay if serious: Dude. Move on. It's hard for guys to see a dude cry. Because 1) It's incredibly uncomfortable. 2) It's hard to watch. 3) Crying is only suitable for funerals and pity fucks anyway.

[Willy McFurgle]

Smack her in the face, then smack yourself in the face.