Worst Screaming You've Heard

[n00baphobia]

I saw a thread where people would post who they thought was the best at it, I'd like to see who people think is the worst screamer. So post the screamers who you think are not so good. Hah.

I don't know who it is, but I think that the OLD Bury Your Dead stuff like the 2002 demo had some of the worst screaming I have ever heard.

[ThemChains]

Anthying Victory has released in the last 3-4 years.

[chipdip18]

No contest, Local oly hXc bands.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Alesana by far.

[Kneeka]

HeavyHeavyLowLow

[n00baphobia]

I found out his name haha.
Joe Krewko.


And, yeah I have to agree, that one screamer for Alesana is so bad.

[SLoT]

pete from fall out boy.

[handlikesecret]

Flyleaf.

[checkered.stars]

Aiden, Flyleaf, Pete Wentz, a bunch of myspace bands, etc.

[roachy101]

alesana and beneath the sky are pretty awful with the screams.

[ammar]

pete from fall out boy.
this

[DangerousDarrin]

Pete Wentz, The Ghost Among Us (although he will be good when he doesn't sound like he's 12, I hope) The guy that sang Silverstein on American Idol.

[hockeyguitar99]

Pete Wentz, Enter Shikari

[summer skin]

Haste the Day.

[n00baphobia]

Pete Wentz, Enter Shikari


Enter Shikari screaming is terrible, I'll admit that, but their music is good.

[wewascontenders]

About 93% of the people who try to scream.

[summer skin]

Kb6F8esaYOM

[n00baphobia]

Kb6F8esaYOM


Hahaha Oh my God, that is great.
What are you talking about? He's great.

LOL, I think all he was saying was "We the saviors!"

[summer skin]

wee weee weeeeeeeeee

[SickOfStars]

alessa.

worst. screaming. ever.

[checkered.stars]

Hahaha Oh my God, that is great.
What are you talking about? He's great.

LOL, I think all he was saying was "We the saviors!"
Ummm, aren't you this guy? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoXQE4H13I&feature=related)

[Regards]

alessa.

worst. screaming. ever.
I read the thread and thought the same thing lolololololol

[SickOfStars]

I read the thread and thought the same thing lolololololol

getting metacritical is my job

[thespearkid]

Pete Wentz.

[x togepi x]

getting metacritical is my job

technically wouldn't metacritical be you screaming how much your screaming sucks in an alessa song?

[SickOfStars]

technically wouldn't metacritical be you screaming how much your screaming sucks in an alessa song?

it's happening soon. wait 'til the ghost towns split is out.


your eyes will dry out from all the self-loathing

[Regards]

getting metacritical is my job
+1

[SickOfStars]

+1

how's gorrier the mech warrior been going for you, bud?


we don't get to talk much

[Khaos]

The Devil Wears Prada
Our Last Night

[x togepi x]

it's happening soon. wait 'til the ghost towns split is out.


your eyes will dry out from all the self-loathing

we want to do the opposite and write an album about how we're the best band ever.

[Regards]

how's gorrier the mech warrior been going for you, bud?


we don't get to talk much
I know, its sad. Its going extremely well actually. We've stepped it up and ditched a few of the elements that were lame. We've all but dropped the singing, threw in some blast beats, and ditched cliche' breakdowns. We also got into a pretty big festival around the area, and we are hoping to record a full length in august.

Whats been going on with you man?

[SickOfStars]

we want to do the opposite and write an album about how we're the best band ever.

well aren't you just a little firecracker

[x togepi x]

well aren't you just a little firecracker

track one: diss track against every band ever.

[SickOfStars]

track one: diss track against every band ever.

the lyrical content of this song alone will get you tagged as a "revolutionary hip-hop culture crossover"

[SickOfStars]

I know, its sad. Its going extremely well actually. We've stepped it up and ditched a few of the elements that were lame. We've all but dropped the singing, threw in some blast beats, and ditched cliche' breakdowns. We also got into a pretty big festival around the area, and we are hoping to record a full length in august.

Whats been going on with you man?

that sounds sweet.

I've been doing alright. Band's been going kinda slow, we're doing the whole three-piece thing again, temporarily. Shows soon. We are supposed to have one Wednesday, but I'm sick as a dog.

[summer skin]

track one: diss track against every band ever.
Yessir!
They cant stop me...even if they stopped me ha ha ha yea

im on it ooh im on it im so on it and how ever you want it
you can get it tonight hoe
and all night hoe i get the beat from
(Mistro)
A f**kin right hoe
i might go crazy on these ****** I dont give a motherf**k
run up in a ***** house and shoot his grandmother up what!
what I dont give a motherf**k get cha baby kidnapped
and ya baby motherf**ked
it’s tha Carter 3 bitch better put ya supper up
Hollygrove i throw it up like im tryna lose my gut
F**k is up beat him up like a million uppercuts
got a million duffeled up for the f**k of it
shit get on my level you cant get on my level
you would need a spaceshuttle or a ladder thats forever
however im better if not now than never
dont you ever fix ya lips unless you bout to suck my dick
bitch swallow my words taste my thoughts
and if its too nasty spit it back at me
two more inches i’da been in that casket
according to the doctor i could of died in traffic
bounce right back on them bitches like Magic
abra-cadabra im up like Viagra
i just do this shit for my click like Adam Sandler
I control hip hop and ima keep it on my channel
Watch me!
Bitch watch me!
Bitch watch me!
But they cannot see me like Hitler
its the New Orleans Nightmare
money so old its growin white hair
Young Money baby
yeah we right here
ima make sure we ball till we fall like tears
and mama dont cry
ya son can handle his
I got her out the hood and put her in the hills
yeah when i was fourteen I told my mom we will see better days
and sure enough i got Miss Cita in a better place
when I was fourteen I told my mom we will see better days
and sure enough we did exactly what I say
i told my girl when you f**k me better f**k me good
cause if another girl could she gon f**k me good
no sittin at the table if you bringin nothin to it
and i get straight to it like its nothin to it
yea I got game like Stuart…Scott
fresh out the ESPN shop
and when sports in the poppin
e’ery thang stoppin but you cant fool me i know what you watchin
ME!
You watch me
You watch me
Cause I be
WEE-ZY must see t.v.
C3 ***** thats me
and im me im me
times three so retreat or suffer defeat
im back 3 PEAT
C3

[x togepi x]

the lyrical content of this song alone will get you tagged as a "revolutionary hip-hop culture crossover"

nah it's just the lyrics to tupac's "hit em up"

[x togepi x]

and i see that my thunder has been stolen

[Regards]

that sounds sweet.

I've been doing alright. Band's been going kinda slow, we're doing the whole three-piece thing again, temporarily. Shows soon. We are supposed to have one Wednesday, but I'm sick as a dog.
Screaming while being sick is the worst. Where does it hurt?

[SickOfStars]

Screaming while being sick is the worst. Where does it hurt?

I have a pretty bad fever (idling between 101-102)

sore throat (not strep)

nasal drip (caused the sore throat)

fatigue like crazy (pretty happy I am at the computer for more than 30 min. without going "oh god I have to go lay down")

I literally could not play a show/scream if I wanted to.

[Regards]

I have a pretty bad fever (idling between 101-102)

sore throat (not strep)

nasal drip (caused the sore throat)

fatigue like crazy (pretty happy I am at the computer for more than 30 min. without going "oh god I have to go lay down")

I literally could not play a show/scream if I wanted to.
Deng man. That sucks. Being healthy>shows. Unfortunatly. I hope you get better soon man, thats never fun.

[SickOfStars]

yeah, me too. we have really cool shows on Jun. 30th and Jul. 2nd

[ThemChains]

^ Worst scream ever.

[SickOfStars]

:bow:

[Nevuk]

I have a pretty bad fever (idling between 101-102)

sore throat (not strep)

nasal drip (caused the sore throat)

fatigue like crazy (pretty happy I am at the computer for more than 30 min. without going "oh god I have to go lay down")

I literally could not play a show/scream if I wanted to.
I always have a nasal drip, it can help with some of the really weird screaming styles. On the other side, its also probably why I get pneumonia so often.

[kevinrocks409]

whoever said beneath the sky is correct, their screamer is awful

[kevinrocks409]

Kb6F8esaYOM
oh my god i went deaf within a second

[googirl8907]

pete from fall out boy.
Exactly what I was coming in here to post.

[jhog3411]

Vanna

[SLoT]

Exactly what I was coming in here to post.
excellent choice!

[Khaos]

Yessir!
They cant stop me...even if they stopped me ha ha ha yea

im on it ooh im on it im so on it and how ever you want it
you can get it tonight hoe
and all night hoe i get the beat from
(Mistro)
A f**kin right hoe
i might go crazy on these ****** I dont give a motherf**k
run up in a ***** house and shoot his grandmother up what!
what I dont give a motherf**k get cha baby kidnapped
and ya baby motherf**ked
it’s tha Carter 3 bitch better put ya supper up
Hollygrove i throw it up like im tryna lose my gut
F**k is up beat him up like a million uppercuts
got a million duffeled up for the f**k of it
shit get on my level you cant get on my level
you would need a spaceshuttle or a ladder thats forever
however im better if not now than never
dont you ever fix ya lips unless you bout to suck my dick
bitch swallow my words taste my thoughts
and if its too nasty spit it back at me
two more inches i’da been in that casket
according to the doctor i could of died in traffic
bounce right back on them bitches like Magic
abra-cadabra im up like Viagra
i just do this shit for my click like Adam Sandler
I control hip hop and ima keep it on my channel
Watch me!
Bitch watch me!
Bitch watch me!
But they cannot see me like Hitler
its the New Orleans Nightmare
money so old its growin white hair
Young Money baby
yeah we right here
ima make sure we ball till we fall like tears
and mama dont cry
ya son can handle his
I got her out the hood and put her in the hills
yeah when i was fourteen I told my mom we will see better days
and sure enough i got Miss Cita in a better place
when I was fourteen I told my mom we will see better days
and sure enough we did exactly what I say
i told my girl when you f**k me better f**k me good
cause if another girl could she gon f**k me good
no sittin at the table if you bringin nothin to it
and i get straight to it like its nothin to it
yea I got game like Stuart…Scott
fresh out the ESPN shop
and when sports in the poppin
e’ery thang stoppin but you cant fool me i know what you watchin
ME!
You watch me
You watch me
Cause I be
WEE-ZY must see t.v.
C3 ***** thats me
and im me im me
times three so retreat or suffer defeat
im back 3 PEAT
C3

report this guy

[summer skin]

report this guy
Fuck soulja boy, eat a dick.

[Regards]

report this guy
Why.

[WakeUpBlondie]

drop dead gorgeous and alesana

[White Noise]

Chiodos.

[DangerousDarrin]

Chiodos.

Which screaming do you mean? The Underminded screamer was on parts of their last album.

[Machu505]

Which screaming do you mean?

The screaming that Chiodos puts out.

[Pluto.]

...Wait. Pete Wentz screams? Oh dear, I didn't know this.

Anyways.
Blessed by a Broken Heart's pretty bad.

[ror.]

your mother trebek.

[CellarGhosts]

Haste the Day.
This.

also, Chiodos and Alesana.

[MellyV]

Drop Dead Gorgeous--live.
God awful.

[murrich]

Jacob Bannon

Oops, wrong thread..

A Day to Remember is terrible though.

[EmoGangstaTMT]

Probably. Dennis from Alesana. He's awful.

[CellarGhosts]

Jacob Bannon

Oops, wrong thread..

A Day to Remember is terrible though.
Haha.

I agree. Alot of my friends are into A Day to Remember and I've tried to get them to listen to Converge, to no avail.

[EchoPark]

The most laughable excuse for screaming I've ever heard on a record is Alex Vartakas on the Atreyu release "The Curse".

The melodic singing of drummer Brandon Soller is the albums only redeeming quality.

[Ouch]

Atreyu

[AP_Punk]

your mom!

[murrich]

your mom!

I thought you said she was the best in the other thread? :-(

[Ouch]

no, your mom!

[AP_Punk]

I thought you said she was the best in the other thread? :-(

I lied. :-p

[zackisonfire]

Haha.

I agree. Alot of my friends are into A Day to Remember and I've tried to get them to listen to Converge, to no avail.


Thats a shame.
Converge is quite a bit harder than a day to remember though.
Still like converge better.

[LendMeYourBrain]

Bob Wentz

[CellarGhosts]

Thats a shame.
Converge is quite a bit harder than a day to remember though.
Still like converge better.
Yeah, that's true. But they like alot of harder/heavier stuff too. So I dunno.

Oh well, I guess.

[mysensesfailed3]

Alesana by far.

their one screamer who sounds like he is trying to do a hardcore yell mixed with a screamo scream is horriffic. he is the only thing that would pop into my head

[xxemo_kittyxx]

Alesana. They sound like sick cats.

[AlternateToLife]

My own. It's pretty bad.

Oh and the band that played on my school's spirit day covered a Chiodos song. That was awful. Thankfully, their mike broke after one song. Maybe there is a god.

[Regards]

Bannon.




Wait...wrong thread.

[kearn1tm]

Johnny Whitney...and he makes it work so well for him, that you can't help but love it.

[Regards]

His scream isn't bad at all, not nearly as bad as half of the people already listed in here.

[ThemChains]

Just talk to Bob.

[FaceLixeMurder]

The Devil Wears Prada
Our Last Night

^Crazy

[alyssaaaa]

Abigail Williams..definitely.

[bassdrummer2333]

our last night screaming is good live.

[kissmegoodbye]

Lacey Mosley.

[Frosted_Butts]

That shit all sucks. Listen to some real music.

[whatwewant]

drop dead, gorgeous.
don't know what it's like recorded (can't say i care to), but awful live.

[fadedmemories]

flyleaf, i am ghost

I like pete wentz's screaming except on carpal tunnel of love:-D

[kearn1tm]

His scream isn't bad at all, not nearly as bad as half of the people already listed in here.

He wails like a prepubescent child being raped. Again, it fits the tone of the band's music perfectly and I could never imagine anyone else's voice dueling with Jordan's in a Blood Brothers song, but he certainly doesn't possess a good voice in the conventional sense and I love it for that.

[Regards]

He wails like a prepubescent child being raped. Again, it fits the tone of the band's music perfectly and I could never imagine anyone else's voice dueling with Jordan's in a Blood Brothers song, but he certainly doesn't possess a good voice in the conventional sense and I love it for that.
I think you could make the argument with the way he sings, but not the way he screams. There are, like I said before, a lot more terrible screamers that fit that discription than he does. In all honesty though, its been a while since I've listened to the Blood Brothers, so I suppose my memory could be fuzzy on it.

[kearn1tm]

I think you could make the argument with the way he sings, but not the way he screams. There are, like I said before, a lot more terrible screamers that fit that discription than he does. In all honesty though, its been a while since I've listened to the Blood Brothers, so I suppose my memory could be fuzzy on it.

He transitions from screaming to singing on a whim, in fact, the only difference it would seem is how loud it is. Furthermore, "there are a lot more terrible screamers" is not a potent argument for his inclusion in this thread. Sure, there's many horrendous screamers that are far worse than Whitney, but that doesn't negate the fact that his voice, singer and screaming, sounds like, to quote Alt Press, "a child being tortured." Again, it's a very good thing. It gives the band a distinct sound and the vocals are perfect for the aural ambiance the band strives for. I love his voice, not despite how bad it is, but because of it.

Regardless, this is a subjective argument. You disagree.

[cupcakeomg]

all screamo in general is bad. its annoying... and like how talented do you need to be to scream? not very..

[Regards]

all screamo in general is bad. its annoying... and like how talented do you need to be to scream? not very..
wrong.

[Regards]

He transitions from screaming to singing on a whim, in fact, the only difference it would seem is how loud it is. Furthermore, "there are a lot more terrible screamers" is not a potent argument for his inclusion in this thread. Sure, there's many horrendous screamers that are far worse than Whitney, but that doesn't negate the fact that his voice, singer and screaming, sounds like, to quote Alt Press, "a child being tortured." Again, it's a very good thing. It gives the band a distinct sound and the vocals are perfect for the aural ambiance the band strives for. I love his voice, not despite how bad it is, but because of it.

Regardless, this is a subjective argument. You disagree.
Agree to disagree will be the outcome of this, so I'll just drop it.

[CellarGhosts]

all screamo in general is bad. its annoying... and like how talented do you need to be to scream? not very..
I'd expect this sort of post from someone with a fucking MTV avatar.

[Judge'sDaughter]

Matt Thissen screamed in I So Hate Consequences. It wasn't a bad scream, it just catched me off guard.

[cupcakeomg]

wrong.

why is that.
i can stand screaming if the band also actualy sings.. but when its all scream then it just becomes annoying.

[cupcakeomg]

I'd expect this sort of post from someone with a fucking MTV avatar.

chill out, no need to be swearing.. if you expected this why did you reply to my comment? don't you have better things to be doing than getting angry at a 15 year old?

[ThemChains]

chill out, no need to be swearing.. if you expected this why did you reply to my comment? don't you have better things to be doing than getting angry at a 15 year old?

The Academy is..., Coheed and Cambria, Paramore, Mayday Parade, A Change of Pace, Bayside, The Audition, Shiny Toy Guns, Fall out boy, Hellogoodbye, Ten second epic, vanilla sky, peirce the veil, the sounds, daphne loves derby, lovehatehero, breaking benjamin, the red jumpsuit apartus, the all american rejects, meg and dia, aly and aj, alexisonfire, cute is what we aim for, panic at the disco, we the kings, marrianas trench, boys like girls, the click five, paramore(twice even), cobra starship, jonas brothers, the mission district, metro station, arctic monkeys, envy on the coast, dragonette, the cab, hedley, powerspace, the color fred, taking back sunday, miley cyrus, forever the sickest kids, fall again, rachel ferguson, idea frame, ace enders, the main(you can't even spell it right).. more


Enough said.

[Lacrimosa]

Screaming in some circumstances when it's done with passion can invoke real emotion, a heck of a lot more so than most auto tuned lazy lip-syncing singers.

[checkered.stars]

I love Miley Cyrus! <3

[SickOfStars]

being 15 you should know that the things you say can still seem close minded and offensive. I do vocals (and also play guitar) in a hardcore band. You are saying that a project that I'd say I put more than a considerable amount of effort into is rendered illegitimate because of the style of vocals. Now, I'm not offended by this opinion and I'm not about to go cry as if I was 5 and just dropped my ice cream cone on the sidewalk, but think about the nature of your statement. You don't like screaming. That's a-okay. I listen to a good deal of hardcore and it can get taxing after a while.

However, in terms of music theory, screamed vocals are indeed entirely sound. They also take a good deal of talent, especially to do it right. Seriously, try screaming at the top of your lungs without thinking about how to do it. I bet your throat'll like someone just rammed a porcupine down it. To do long-term screaming as a form of vocals in music, one has to either learn how to take advantage of the diaphragm (I think it's somewhere square above the stomach,) or else find some other magical way to yell and holler without trashing their vocal chords. While some of the poppier bands who employ screaming simply choose to turn the screamer's mic up really really loud so he can just make screaming noises and/or simply "gargle" into the mic, the majority of bands who use screaming have someone who really knows how to manipulate their vocal chords. While I will concede that learning to do this consists of a whooole lot fewer steps than being able to manipulate the pitch of your voice and sing stepwise note melodies, it is by no means something one can do right away.

Lastly, back to theory. Screaming isn't "just noise." It simply takes the stepwise note melody out of the vocals and leaves them as a rhythmic "instrument and a device to get the lyrics across. Since there is still rhythmic "melody", the vocals can still be used to evoke emotion, and even be catchy. Essentially, screamed vocal lines are the same as sung ones, except they only go in rhythm as opposed to rhythm and melody.

...I'm done being encyclopedia britannica now. Hope that shed some light on the other side of the wall for ya :-)

[ThemChains]

I'm still going to cry like a 5 year old who dropped his ice cream cone on the sidewalk.



So fuck you.

[checkered.stars]

Fuck You Sickofstars!

[SickOfStars]

Fuck You Sickofstars!

not summer_skin. not funny.

[checkered.stars]

not summer_skin. not funny.
:shrug: I couldn't let the oppurunity pass me by.

[ThemChains]

Fuck You Sickofstars!

I said it first.

not summer_skin. not funny.

And, regardless of who said it, I said it first.

[SickOfStars]

:shrug: I couldn't let the oppurunity pass me by.

I hate you more than anyone in the world ever

[iheartmariokart]

Dance gavin dance and drop dead gorgeous. Groossssssss.

I wish I knew how to scream :(

[checkered.stars]

I hate you more than anyone in the world ever
This is not true.

[SickOfStars]

This is not true.

I hate that it's so obvious that I have no idea how to be a jerk

[checkered.stars]

I hate that it's so obvious that I have no idea how to be a jerk
Yeah, work on it.

[Lacrimosa]

Just sex already.

[SickOfStars]

Just sex already.

You should look at the age listings and realize the folly and sickening nature of that statement

[Lacrimosa]

I should, shouldn't I?

...I just happened to notice the conversation and then the name of the topic.

[ThemChains]

You should look at the age listings and realize the folly and sickening nature of that statement

Cyber isn't real sex.

[Miss Heartcore]

Our Last Night
The Number 12 Looks Like You.

[Lacrimosa]

I think the screaming is fine on Mongrel, what's your gripe with them?

[Regards]

why is that.
i can stand screaming if the band also actualy sings.. but when its all scream then it just becomes annoying.
See the below post.
being 15 you should know that the things you say can still seem close minded and offensive. I do vocals (and also play guitar) in a hardcore band. You are saying that a project that I'd say I put more than a considerable amount of effort into is rendered illegitimate because of the style of vocals. Now, I'm not offended by this opinion and I'm not about to go cry as if I was 5 and just dropped my ice cream cone on the sidewalk, but think about the nature of your statement. You don't like screaming. That's a-okay. I listen to a good deal of hardcore and it can get taxing after a while.

However, in terms of music theory, screamed vocals are indeed entirely sound. They also take a good deal of talent, especially to do it right. Seriously, try screaming at the top of your lungs without thinking about how to do it. I bet your throat'll like someone just rammed a porcupine down it. To do long-term screaming as a form of vocals in music, one has to either learn how to take advantage of the diaphragm (I think it's somewhere square above the stomach,) or else find some other magical way to yell and holler without trashing their vocal chords. While some of the poppier bands who employ screaming simply choose to turn the screamer's mic up really really loud so he can just make screaming noises and/or simply "gargle" into the mic, the majority of bands who use screaming have someone who really knows how to manipulate their vocal chords. While I will concede that learning to do this consists of a whooole lot fewer steps than being able to manipulate the pitch of your voice and sing stepwise note melodies, it is by no means something one can do right away.

Lastly, back to theory. Screaming isn't "just noise." It simply takes the stepwise note melody out of the vocals and leaves them as a rhythmic "instrument and a device to get the lyrics across. Since there is still rhythmic "melody", the vocals can still be used to evoke emotion, and even be catchy. Essentially, screamed vocal lines are the same as sung ones, except they only go in rhythm as opposed to rhythm and melody.

...I'm done being encyclopedia britannica now. Hope that shed some light on the other side of the wall for ya :-)
ilu.

[cupcakeomg]

See the below post.

ilu.


yeah.. i don't really care :)

[checkered.stars]

Oh, you're not ignorant at all.

[cupcakeomg]

The Academy is..., Coheed and Cambria, Paramore, Mayday Parade, A Change of Pace, Bayside, The Audition, Shiny Toy Guns, Fall out boy, Hellogoodbye, Ten second epic, vanilla sky, peirce the veil, the sounds, daphne loves derby, lovehatehero, breaking benjamin, the red jumpsuit apartus, the all american rejects, meg and dia, aly and aj, alexisonfire, cute is what we aim for, panic at the disco, we the kings, marrianas trench, boys like girls, the click five, paramore(twice even), cobra starship, jonas brothers, the mission district, metro station, arctic monkeys, envy on the coast, dragonette, the cab, hedley, powerspace, the color fred, taking back sunday, miley cyrus, forever the sickest kids, fall again, rachel ferguson, idea frame, ace enders, the main(you can't even spell it right).. more


Enough said.

i have my music preferences and you have yours.. deal with it, okay.

[coltenTALK]

Endwell.
I Am Alpha And Omega.

^ Those bands by far have the worst screams.

[Regards]

2+2=4
yeah.. i don't really care :)
This pretty much just happened.

[bowl of oranges]

This pretty much just happened.hahaha

[DaveZeroZero]

Alesana by far.

This is the correct answer.

[summer skin]

i have my music preferences and you have yours.. deal with it, okay.
eat a dick cunt-breath

[DaveZeroZero]

eat a dick cunt-breath

I haven't seen something with which I agree so whole-heartedly in weeks.

[shit stroll]

i have my music preferences and you have yours.. deal with it, okay.
yeah, and your "music preferences" suck.

[coltenTALK]

i have my music preferences and you have yours.. deal with it, okay.

People from Quebec suck.

[CellarGhosts]

being 15 you should know that the things you say can still seem close minded and offensive. I do vocals (and also play guitar) in a hardcore band. You are saying that a project that I'd say I put more than a considerable amount of effort into is rendered illegitimate because of the style of vocals. Now, I'm not offended by this opinion and I'm not about to go cry as if I was 5 and just dropped my ice cream cone on the sidewalk, but think about the nature of your statement. You don't like screaming. That's a-okay. I listen to a good deal of hardcore and it can get taxing after a while.

However, in terms of music theory, screamed vocals are indeed entirely sound. They also take a good deal of talent, especially to do it right. Seriously, try screaming at the top of your lungs without thinking about how to do it. I bet your throat'll like someone just rammed a porcupine down it. To do long-term screaming as a form of vocals in music, one has to either learn how to take advantage of the diaphragm (I think it's somewhere square above the stomach,) or else find some other magical way to yell and holler without trashing their vocal chords. While some of the poppier bands who employ screaming simply choose to turn the screamer's mic up really really loud so he can just make screaming noises and/or simply "gargle" into the mic, the majority of bands who use screaming have someone who really knows how to manipulate their vocal chords. While I will concede that learning to do this consists of a whooole lot fewer steps than being able to manipulate the pitch of your voice and sing stepwise note melodies, it is by no means something one can do right away.

Lastly, back to theory. Screaming isn't "just noise." It simply takes the stepwise note melody out of the vocals and leaves them as a rhythmic "instrument and a device to get the lyrics across. Since there is still rhythmic "melody", the vocals can still be used to evoke emotion, and even be catchy. Essentially, screamed vocal lines are the same as sung ones, except they only go in rhythm as opposed to rhythm and melody.

...I'm done being encyclopedia britannica now. Hope that shed some light on the other side of the wall for ya :-)
haha, Bob, you're probably the nicest person this site. also, your knowledge of screamo music and so forth never ceases to impress me. let's make babbiez.

chill out, no need to be swearing.. if you expected this why did you reply to my comment? don't you have better things to be doing than getting angry at a 15 year old?
Please, don't use the "don't you have better things to do?" argument, it's what everyone your age (or most everyone) says whenever someone calls them out on their statements. If you don't like screaming, that's fine. But to say it requires no talent is pure fallacy.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, and your "music preferences" suck.
People from Quebec suck.

QFT, the both of you.

[Regards]

being 15 you should know that the things you say can still seem close minded and offensive. I do vocals (and also play guitar) in a hardcore band. You are saying that a project that I'd say I put more than a considerable amount of effort into is rendered illegitimate because of the style of vocals. Now, I'm not offended by this opinion and I'm not about to go cry as if I was 5 and just dropped my ice cream cone on the sidewalk, but think about the nature of your statement. You don't like screaming. That's a-okay. I listen to a good deal of hardcore and it can get taxing after a while.

However, in terms of music theory, screamed vocals are indeed entirely sound. They also take a good deal of talent, especially to do it right. Seriously, try screaming at the top of your lungs without thinking about how to do it. I bet your throat'll like someone just rammed a porcupine down it. To do long-term screaming as a form of vocals in music, one has to either learn how to take advantage of the diaphragm (I think it's somewhere square above the stomach,) or else find some other magical way to yell and holler without trashing their vocal chords. While some of the poppier bands who employ screaming simply choose to turn the screamer's mic up really really loud so he can just make screaming noises and/or simply "gargle" into the mic, the majority of bands who use screaming have someone who really knows how to manipulate their vocal chords. While I will concede that learning to do this consists of a whooole lot fewer steps than being able to manipulate the pitch of your voice and sing stepwise note melodies, it is by no means something one can do right away.

Lastly, back to theory. Screaming isn't "just noise." It simply takes the stepwise note melody out of the vocals and leaves them as a rhythmic "instrument and a device to get the lyrics across. Since there is still rhythmic "melody", the vocals can still be used to evoke emotion, and even be catchy. Essentially, screamed vocal lines are the same as sung ones, except they only go in rhythm as opposed to rhythm and melody.

...I'm done being encyclopedia britannica now. Hope that shed some light on the other side of the wall for ya :-)
On second though, this will be sig'd.

[cupcakeomg]

Please, don't use the "don't you have better things to do?" argument, it's what everyone your age (or most everyone) says whenever someone calls them out on their statements. If you don't like screaming, that's fine. But to say it requires no talent is pure fallacy.

yup, you're right.

[DaveZeroZero]

yup, you're right.

This admission is far, far too late.

[cupcakeomg]

This admission is far, far too late.

can't hurt to try..

[cupcakeomg]

eat a dick cunt-breath

harsh much

[cupcakeomg]

yeah, and your "music preferences" suck.

i guess they do

[coltenTALK]

QFT, the both of you.

Damn straight.

[OdeToTheSun]

A Day to Remember is terrible though.
How much thought did you put into that before you said it???

[murrich]

How much thought did you put into that before you said it???

None because no thought was needed.

[OdeToTheSun]

Well, you still don't know how wrong you are.

[summer skin]

harsh much

Well, you still don't know how wrong you are.
you two should fuck and make children that grow up to hate your shitty music taste so much that they rebel and start the greatest band in the world.

[3eb23]

Anthying Victory has released in the last 3-4 years.

this is the correct answer to this question

[Yes. And?]

yeah.. i don't really care :)
Why are you here?
This pretty much just happened.
hahahha
you two should fuck and make children that grow up to hate your shitty music taste so much that they rebel and start the greatest band in the world.
hahhaha

[Yes. And?]

I still say Alesana. :shrug:

[summer skin]

this is the correct answer to this question
BTBAM 2?

[3eb23]

BTBAM 2?

yes. i'm not a fan of their style of screaming at all. i respect them greatly for their instrumental talent however.

[summer skin]

yes. i'm not a fan of their style of screaming at all. i respect them greatly for their instrumental talent however.
I like how they can't write a cohesive song to save their life.

[Nevuk]

being 15 you should know that the things you say can still seem close minded and offensive. I do vocals (and also play guitar) in a hardcore band. You are saying that a project that I'd say I put more than a considerable amount of effort into is rendered illegitimate because of the style of vocals. Now, I'm not offended by this opinion and I'm not about to go cry as if I was 5 and just dropped my ice cream cone on the sidewalk, but think about the nature of your statement. You don't like screaming. That's a-okay. I listen to a good deal of hardcore and it can get taxing after a while.

However, in terms of music theory, screamed vocals are indeed entirely sound. They also take a good deal of talent, especially to do it right. Seriously, try screaming at the top of your lungs without thinking about how to do it. I bet your throat'll like someone just rammed a porcupine down it. To do long-term screaming as a form of vocals in music, one has to either learn how to take advantage of the diaphragm (I think it's somewhere square above the stomach,) or else find some other magical way to yell and holler without trashing their vocal chords. While some of the poppier bands who employ screaming simply choose to turn the screamer's mic up really really loud so he can just make screaming noises and/or simply "gargle" into the mic, the majority of bands who use screaming have someone who really knows how to manipulate their vocal chords. While I will concede that learning to do this consists of a whooole lot fewer steps than being able to manipulate the pitch of your voice and sing stepwise note melodies, it is by no means something one can do right away.

Lastly, back to theory. Screaming isn't "just noise." It simply takes the stepwise note melody out of the vocals and leaves them as a rhythmic "instrument and a device to get the lyrics across. Since there is still rhythmic "melody", the vocals can still be used to evoke emotion, and even be catchy. Essentially, screamed vocal lines are the same as sung ones, except they only go in rhythm as opposed to rhythm and melody.

...I'm done being encyclopedia britannica now. Hope that shed some light on the other side of the wall for ya :-)
Me and a friend were discussing this for a while a few months ago, he didn't have very much experience with screaming but was a vocal performance major and I was pretty much vice versa. I think the conclusion we both came to was that you could do melodies with it, but it would take more practice and time than most people were willing and still sound distinctly harsh (There are multiple random notes floating all over the place, but there is a distinct note that is something of the core of it). I'd disagree with the whoole lot fewer steps as well, the reason for this is that people who scream don't typically change pitch, which plays into the other part of this. Learning one specific method of screaming and note is not the easiest task to accomplish, but as you noted it has far fewer steps than traditional singing. However, this does somewhat ignore the fact that you can produce more than one pitch, but it requires slight variance in technique to produce slightly different notes easily rather than being able to use the same technique and hit every note. To truly master all of the possible sounds you can accomplish probably takes longer than standard singing, although many of them are either too painful, too quiet, or too harsh to be useful. However, all of these qualities are subjective to everyone, so it should probably be judged for everyone themself.

To demonstrate some of the noises I classify under screaming, I'm going to name off a few of the varied techniques and the bands you could hear such a technique under. I may post some youtube videos in a minute. I'm also going to list a short description of the methods I personally use. This post is going to be insanely long, but I'd like to trade information/disagreements about methods anyways. This should also show how complex some of these can be. Keep in mind that everyone has their own ways of doing these, and their own specific scream that suits them best, however almost any of them can be learned by anyone.

Whistle-Register (Jerome's Dream, Deadseraphim)
Probably the most dangerous of all the vocal styles, I find it easiest to produce by basically pointing your voice directly at the roof of your throat. Exceptionally loud, inhuman sounding, and has an odd... robotic harmony about it, similar to guitar feedback. That Jeff of Jerome's Dream blew out his throat from this vocal style is a myth, what actually occurred is he blacked out from the pain involved. He did however consistently throw up blood, despite them only playing 5-10 minute sets. If doing this style, be aware that you will not actually feel the pain and damage it is inflicting upon your vocal cords frequently due to the adrenaline released. This caveat is true of other types of screaming frequently, but nowhere else is it so pronounced as here.

Diaphragm Screaming (Most screamo bands, your "generic scream".)
If you know vocal projection, it is just forcing the air out during this process. If you don't know it, you already do, you just aren't aware of it. It's a fairly easy thing to learn : Try and talk to something on the other side of a room from you and you've projected. That's the easiest way to describe it, but its a bit more intuitive than I make it sound. Once you've figured this out, study the way your diaphragm is moving. The diaphragm is the muscle that allows you to breathe, if you hyperventilate you can easily locate the spot on your body that it is located at. If not, it is located directly beneath your ribcage (if you can see your ribs) wrapping around the bottom of the lungs. Some forms of mystical meditation are also based on this region, I believe. Onto the methodology, once you've realized the location, try projecting a specific note across the room. Now gradually force more air into it from the diaphragm, and you'll eventually reach a "breaking point", where your voice starts to crackle and any more air past this point simply makes your scream more intense and pronounced. It is probably the least painful of all the types of screaming, and the least harmful to your voice. The emotional part Bob was talking about, I can't really describe the technique of that, other than that all types of screaming are somewhat cathartic, and the specific emotion you are attempting to release will likely shape your sound. Angry, Sad, etc. all do have highly different sounds, and I can't describe why. (Some advise trying to sound like you do when you are angry to get to this, and while that does show you how to do it while angry, this style can also be used for sadness or any strong emotion, really). Long, long description.

Throat screaming - (Some members of Pg. 99 on certain songs. Try the unremastered version of Ballad of Circling Vultures if you really wish to hear it done well)
Bad idea, its really quiet and painful. However you can't beat it for harsh sounds and dry raspyness. This is what people do when they have no idea what they are doing, but as you see from the band I have listed, even those who know what they are doing may use it for a different effect. I don't know how to do this one well, but any long , drawn out screams (as in 10 seconds +) are typically going to be this, as it takes far less air. A lot of technique variation in noise comes from capability to mix this and diaphragm together. They are probably the two "normal kinds"

Cauterwailing [screaming, different from the singing]- (Portraits of Past backup on the demos, In Loving Memory)
The most vicious and wet sounding, descriptions vary from drowning in their own blood to old lady being attacked by crows. Its actually quite simple: gargle while screaming. Difficult to do unless you have a certain physiology, though.

Pig Squealing : (bands? I'm unknowledgeable)
Very low pitched, hard to control. I don't know this one

Inhale Screaming : (Nothing good)
Misnomer, this is just breathing wrong. It can make high pitched sounds easily but if used for ordinary sounding things it just sounds weak.


I'm sure I'm missing some, though, if anyone else wishes to share some or how to do the others I didn't (IE pigsquealing). Sorry to cut the last few short, but I have to run something to my idiot of a brother.

[CellarGhosts]

Holy fuck. You two should write a book together. Edu-mah-cate some people.

[cupcakeomg]

Why are you here?

to piss people off

i've obviosly done a very good job, i'm hated by complete strangers now.

[shit stroll]

to piss people off

i've obviosly done a very good job, i'm hated by complete strangers now.
you're sooo rebellious.

[cupcakeomg]

you're sooo rebellious.

hahahah

no i'm not

i never wanted to be hated.

[coltenTALK]

to piss people off

i've obviosly done a very good job, i'm hated by complete strangers now.

I don't think you pissed anyone off. They just think you are annoying and have horrible music taste.

[Angylion Gefell]

Anyone who thinks pigsqueals are a good idea.

[Ouch]

I remember trying to scream once, it was horrible.

[Nevuk]

Holy fuck. You two should write a book together. Edu-mah-cate some people.
Haha, it would take loads of research and wouldn't be a bad biology project, but I'm only a chemistry minor. Screaming and vocals are some of the least understood parts of human vocalization, with most people *thinking* that false cords (two extra large vocal cords used for no other reason) are used for them. Whistle Register you get into the oddity of kids use it but adults don't, so its somewhat nascent but even after they record the interior of the human throat making the noise they have no idea how it is made.

[CellarGhosts]

Haha, it would take loads of research and wouldn't be a bad biology project, but I'm only a chemistry minor. Screaming and vocals are some of the least understood parts of human vocalization, with most people *thinking* that false cords (two extra large vocal cords used for no other reason) are used for them. Whistle Register you get into the oddity of kids use it but adults don't, so its somewhat nascent but even after they record the interior of the human throat making the noise they have no idea how it is made.
Yeah, I hear ya. I've never been a huge fan of screaming myself, but I do enjoy a number of bands who implement it. I just don't like it when people say it requires no talent.

[cupcakeomg]

I don't think you pissed anyone off. They just think you are annoying and have horrible music taste.

well thats good to know..i guess...

btw i'm not from quebec. though its not a bad place.. besides the french

[cupcakeomg]

Yeah, I hear ya. I've never been a huge fan of screaming myself, but I do enjoy a number of bands who implement it. I just don't like it when people say it requires no talent.

the person screaming could be very talented. its just maybe cause i've only heard the generic screamo/emo bands so maybe theres more to a scream than what i've heard... i'm still not into it.

[AlternateToLife]

to piss people off

i've obviosly done a very good job, i'm hated by complete strangers now.

Is that an.... accomplishment?

[Nevuk]

the person screaming could be very talented. its just maybe cause i've only heard the generic screamo/emo bands so maybe theres more to a scream than what i've heard... i'm still not into it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=U5nhxKAx9xM
There. A non-generic, exceptional screamer. I guarantee you you wouldn't be able to do what he does in this video.

[cupcakeomg]

Is that an.... accomplishment?

not really.. should it be?

[Nevuk]

well thats good to know..i guess...

btw i'm not from quebec. though its not a bad place.. besides the french
You're too young for me to care where you live. /my mean comment of the day.

[Ouch]

not really.. should it be?

You annoy me.

:chairhit:

[cupcakeomg]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=U5nhxKAx9xM
There. A non-generic, exceptional screamer. I guarantee you you wouldn't be able to do what he does in this video.

no, i can't. stupid me for posting my opinion. without the screaming, the band is good (thats just my opinion)

[Nevuk]

no, i can't. stupid me for posting my opinion. without the screaming, the band is good (thats just my opinion)
At least you can tell when he is screaming... a lot of people can't and assme it is feedback.

[coltenTALK]

well thats good to know..i guess...

btw i'm not from quebec. though its not a bad place.. besides the french

Oh. Then people who live in Quebec suck. (why do you live there is you're not french?) I hate the French.

[Klatzke]

The Devil Wears Prada
Our Last Night
The our last night screamer is like 14, and it sounds like complete shit.

[AlternateToLife]

The our last night screamer is like 14, and it sounds like complete shit.

Would have suffered through it for Alk3

[AlternateToLife]

Oh. Then people who live in Quebec suck. (why do you live there is you're not french?) I hate the French.

French is for nerds and squares :viking:


cause i don't take french. No way. nope.

[coltenTALK]

French is for nerds and squares :viking:


cause i don't take french. No way. nope.

I feel sorry for you.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahahah

no i'm not

i never wanted to be hated.

In which case, you fail.

no, i can't. stupid me for posting my opinion. without the screaming, the band is good (thats just my opinion)


You can be stupid for thinking that you could post such an opinion without being shown up for the tasteless person that you are. This is why you are stupid.

Oh, and one more thing - if I had a dime for every time somebody defended themselves on here using the phrase "each to their own," "that's your opinion," "that's my opinion," or similar, I would have more money than JTate got from the takeover by buzznet. That's saying a lot, as I've only been here since February.
French is for nerds and squares :viking:


cause i don't take french. No way. nope.

Schweet, I'm a nerd/and or square!

[Lacrimosa]

Jeromes Dream-esque screaming is incredibly hard to achieve.

[Chromefox]

Arma Angelus was pretty fucking bad.

[Nevuk]

Jeromes Dream-esque screaming is incredibly hard to achieve.
Yeah, it was the one that took me the longest to even come close to figuring out. You never can build up stamina for it though. First time I did it I know it made me bleed from the throat, and it was mostly an accident to find it. I still can't do more than 2 minutes total in a day, but I've never had the need for more than that (never really played live and fucking around recording songs with other people has also been kind of rare for me).

[Lacrimosa]

Jeff Smith was a talent though, you won't find another vocalist like him for a while.

[Nevuk]

Jeff Smith was a talent though, you won't find another vocalist like him for a while.
Definitely not. The only issue I have with the style is that it truly turns the voice into an instrument, and the lyrics to Jerome's Dream are some of the best things about them.

[Lacrimosa]

Same with Converge, I find.

[Aeroplaned]

Pete Wentz and that dude who does the "screaming" in Paramore.
First that come to mind.

[Paulb-182]

the guy who grunts in enter shikari is worse sounding than the screamer...its uneeded and sounds shite haha

but i really cant stand dave grohl live when he does random screaming whenever he feels like it, am i the only person who finds that annoying haha

[theherowill]

Means new stuff.

[AlternateToLife]

I feel sorry for you.

I can live with that.

Schweet, I'm a nerd/and or square!

:highfive:

[Colorblind!]

Means new stuff.

Die.
Get out of my life.

[3mpire]

http://www.myspace.com/ourlastnight

The kid's 14. Terrible.

[DaveZeroZero]

:highfive:

:highfive:

http://www.myspace.com/ourlastnight

The kid's 14. Terrible.

Haha, yeah, those screams are dire. I've got to admit that the clean vocals are good though - though I believe that they're done by the guitarist.

[AlternateToLife]

http://www.myspace.com/ourlastnight

The kid's 14. Terrible.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e145/mattyryboy/trevormyspace.jpg

Kid looks like he's 8

[Miss Heartcore]

http://www.myspace.com/ourlastnight

The kid's 14. Terrible.
He's just too young to be screaming. I'm sure by the time his voice fully changes it should get better with time.


BTW, the first two times I saw them, they were terrible. I saw them last night as this small beat up venue and they sounded awesome. I'm not sure what happened.

[AlternateToLife]

He's just too young to be screaming. I'm sure by the time his voice fully changes it should get better with time.


BTW, the first two times I saw them, they were terrible. I saw them last night as this small beat up venue and they sounded awesome. I'm not sure what happened.

I agree. I think it sounds like something that could get better. But right now it's just... not.

[DaveZeroZero]

He's just too young to be screaming. I'm sure by the time his voice fully changes it should get better with time.


BTW, the first two times I saw them, they were terrible. I saw them last night as this small beat up venue and they sounded awesome. I'm not sure what happened.

He probably grew some bawlz.

[Pluto.]

At least you can tell when he is screaming... a lot of people can't and assme it is feedback.

Haha that cracked me up.

[3mpire]

The clean vocals are pretty good, but the screaming is horrible. I'm sure he'll screw his voice up for life if he keeps on screaming at that age.

[DaveZeroZero]

The clean vocals are pretty good, but the screaming is horrible. I'm sure he'll screw his voice up for life if he keeps on screaming at that age.

How the hell did a 14 year old get into a fairly major touring band anyway? Hell, even blessthefall weren't that young when they started out.

[Regards]

The clean vocals are pretty good, but the screaming is horrible. I'm sure he'll screw his voice up for life if he keeps on screaming at that age.
Its all a matter of techinque. If he's doing it right he'll be fine, if not, then I'll be laughing hard when he's 18.

[DaveZeroZero]

Its all a matter of techinque. If he's doing it right he'll be fine, if not, then I'll be laughing hard when he's 18.

It doesn't sound like he's doing it right. That's what I sound like when I'm out of practice and I know from experience that it just doesn't feel right.

[Miss Heartcore]

The clean vocals are pretty good, but the screaming is horrible. I'm sure he'll screw his voice up for life if he keeps on screaming at that age.

Its all a matter of techinque. If he's doing it right he'll be fine, if not, then I'll be laughing hard when he's 18.

Great points all around. :beerbros:

[Regards]

It doesn't sound like he's doing it right. That's what I sound like when I'm out of practice and I know from experience that it just doesn't feel right.
True enough, I know people though that sound terrible when they are still doing it right.

[chaosB4storm]

Neil Young is the worst screamer.

[DaveZeroZero]

True enough, I know people though that sound terrible when they are still doing it right.

I haven't been able to scream properly for a while now, mainly through lack of practice =/ However, my pterodactyl scream is still spot on haha - and it's fine for my throat too. Still not great for music though, only impressions.

Though I still say that pterodactyl > duck, which means that me > Oli Sykes

[Regards]

I haven't been able to scream properly for a while now, mainly through lack of practice =/ However, my pterodactyl scream is still spot on haha - and it's fine for my throat too. Still not great for music though, only impressions.

Though I still say that pterodactyl > duck, which means that me > Oli Sykes
Hahaha, I would say just about any scream is >Oli.

I've been on my game for a while now when it comes to scream haha. Thats also becuase I get alot of practice. Show tonight actually, so whomp whomp.

[DaveZeroZero]

Hahaha, I would say just about any scream is >Oli.

I've been on my game for a while now when it comes to scream haha. Thats also becuase I get alot of practice. Show tonight actually, so whomp whomp.

Haha, sweet. In fairness to Oli though, his scream was bearable on This is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For, though the same really can't be said of Count Your Blessings.

[Regards]

Haha, sweet. In fairness to Oli though, his scream was bearable on This is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For, though the same really can't be said of Count Your Blessings.
I've listened to 10 seconds of the band and I wanted to die, so I really don't know enough about them to give a fair judgement of that statement.

[Miss Heartcore]

Hahaha, I would say just about any scream is >Oli.
:shrug: I still think he's hott....and his clothing company is legit. I love his designs.

[summer skin]

:shrug: I still think he's hott....and his clothing company is legit. I love his designs.
Ugh.

[Regards]

:shrug: I still think he's hott....and his clothing company is legit. I love his work.
I'm not going to comment, because it would jeopardize our e-friendship.

[summer skin]

I'm not going to comment, because it would jeopardize our e-friendship.
At least she has her priorities straight.

[ThemChains]

At least she has her priorities straight.

Where's my sex douchebag?

[Miss Heartcore]

Ugh.
I'm not going to comment, because it would jeopardize our e-friendship.
I know, I know, it's shameful. For the record, I knew of his band first and his clothing company separate. I actually didn't know it was his company at first. I'm not a fan of his band by any means...but do his tattoos look good with what he designs? To me, yes.

I'm allowed to look. :angelsad:

[summer skin]

Where's my sex douchebag?
I'm in a box right now being shipped 5 to 6 days usps ground shipping...so I should be there by next week.

[Regards]

At least she has her priorities straight.
Priorities should be thrown out the window concerning that man, er thing.

[summer skin]

http://i102.piczo.com/view/3/f/a/3/7/l/9/t/7/x/o/p/img/i298989868_31127_5.jpg
seriously?

[ThemChains]

I'm in a box right now being shipped 5 to 6 days usps ground shipping...so I should be there by next week.

Ok, well, if I'm off at Nationals, there is food in the fridge, make yourself comfortable, and shave your legs.

[Regards]

What a babe.

[summer skin]

Ok, well, if I'm off at Nationals, there is food in the fridge, make yourself comfortable, and shave your legs.
I'm shaving right now.

[ThemChains]

I'm shaving right now.

Whole body?

[summer skin]

Whole body?
and then some.

[Miss Heartcore]

We all make mistakes. He's cute from angles and NOT that one!

[ThemChains]

and then some.

I shed a solitary tear.

[summer skin]

Which one then?
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z135/ewhlauren/rrrroluiskyes.jpg
http://www.peta2.com/stuff/page/180-meatsucksshirt.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/SugarCookie_Ry/oli_sykes--large-msg-115937745559--.jpg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u227/blshep8/guys/l_5cc240a93eeb649d5042f3931655f6bc. jpg
and why is he doing blue steel in everyone of his pictures?

[Miss Heartcore]

hahahah I refuse to comment further. He also looks female at other angles.

He works the Blue Steel like Paris Hilton works the over the shoulder.

[Regards]

So many lulz in the post.
1. Meat Sucks shirt.
2. Viper piercings
3.Zoolander quote.

[ThemChains]

Which one then?
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z135/ewhlauren/rrrroluiskyes.jpg
http://www.peta2.com/stuff/page/180-meatsucksshirt.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w194/SugarCookie_Ry/oli_sykes--large-msg-115937745559--.jpg
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u227/blshep8/guys/l_5cc240a93eeb649d5042f3931655f6bc. jpg
and why is he doing blue steel in everyone of his pictures?

I believe that is ferarri, or le tigre.

[DaveZeroZero]

and why is he doing blue steel in everyone of his pictures?

Because he IS blue steel haha.

Oli Sykes sucks.

[summer skin]

hahahah I refuse to comment further. He also looks female at other angles.

He works the Blue Steel like Paris Hilton works the over the shoulder.
I demand explanation
this face will haunt me for weeks
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/nikki_xx32/1038296793_l.jpg

[ThemChains]

Do you think maybe he's unveiling Magnum?

[DaveZeroZero]

I demand explanation
this face will haunt me for weeks
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q267/nikki_xx32/1038296793_l.jpg

There's that pout again.

[summer skin]

Do you think maybe he's unveiling Magnum?
yeah, here it is.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/286121481_6530248f43.jpg

[ThemChains]

yeah, here it is.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/286121481_6530248f43.jpg


Nice fake blood to make yourself look intense. Real vocalists like Bannon bleed their own blood.

[Miss Heartcore]

:lol:
I'm sorry but...you guys just made this thread 10x better.

I'm not even embarrassed anymore because the comebacks are that appropriate.

[summer skin]

Nice fake blood to make yourself look intense. Real vocalists like Bannon bleed their own blood.
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/images/one?id=352200&size=s
Now this is what I call a hottie

[DaveZeroZero]

Nice fake blood to make yourself look intense. Real vocalists like Bannon bleed their own blood.

Not forgetting GG Allin.

[ThemChains]

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/images/one?id=352200&size=s
Now this is what I call a hottie

He bled all over the place at the last show they played in VA. He punched monitor then slammed the mic into his forehead.

Not forgetting GG Allin.

Yea, but he'll shit on you too.

[Miss Heartcore]

I notice that a lot of guys share Bannon as a man-crush.
Not a fan of the neck tattoos. not even...Oli's

[summer skin]

the last show he played in Vegas he through the mic around a chandelier and broke it.

[summer skin]

I notice that a lot of guys share Bannon as a man-crush.
Not a fan of the neck tattoos. not even...Oli's
my biggest man crush
http://www.offthedial.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cedrc.png
ai yi yi muy fuego.

[ThemChains]

^Suck his weiner.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yea, but he'll shit on you too.

So will most Germans haha =]

[ThemChains]

So will most Germans haha =]

I remember watching a DVD about him, and he shit in his hand, and threw it at everyone in the crowd.

[CellarGhosts]

Somebody please hit Oli Sykes with a bus. kthnxbai.

[CellarGhosts]

He bled all over the place at the last show they played in VA. He punched monitor then slammed the mic into his forehead.



Yea, but he'll shit on you too.
http://www.mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20050228.gif

[Regards]

As I Lay Dying accidently broke a chandelier here in GB.

[DaveZeroZero]

I remember watching a DVD about him, and he shit in his hand, and threw it at everyone in the crowd.

If he managed to hit everyone in the crowd, it must have either been a tiny venue or the world's biggest ever dump.

[ThemChains]

As I Lay Dying accidently broke a chandelier here in GB.

Don't worry. On Broken Wings shut down most of the good Northern Virginia venues about 3-4 years ago.

[ThemChains]

If he managed to hit everyone in the crowd, it must have either been a tiny venue or the world's biggest ever dump.

I feel like you knew what I meant. Don't get critical.

[summer skin]

Don't worry. On Broken Wings shut down most of the good Northern Virginia venues about 3-4 years ago.
because of how terrible they are?

[ThemChains]

because of how terrible they are?

Because it's hardcore to wreck shit, I guess. Like, they would play these billiards halls, and have kids like ripping down the lights and ripping the felt off of the tables. And they lit one place on fire, because they turned off their power, because their singer was punching all these girls in the face.

[Kbm600]

Heavy heavy Low Low, And early silverstein.

[DaveZeroZero]

I feel like you knew what I meant. Don't get critical.

Haha, no, I knew what you meant, but twisting words is always fun =]

Attention: Future lawyer at work.

[Miss Heartcore]

^Suck his weiner.
Interesante.

Somebody please hit Oli Sykes with a bus. kthnxbai.
:shrug: I find this amusing.

[summer skin]

Because it's hardcore to wreck shit, I guess. Like, they would play these billiards halls, and have kids like ripping down the lights and ripping the felt off of the tables. And they lit one place on fire, because they turned off their power, because their singer was punching all these girls in the face.
haha what a joke of a band.