View Full Version : The pitchfork caught me in my spleen.
LessThanRoger
03/18/04, 05:52 PM
If this was the last day of my life and i knew it, i would definitely murder like 18 people without remorse and then go to the nearest AA meeting with bottles of Mr Bobos, then go to an abortion clinic and spraypaint SLUTS on the side of the building, then go to the nearest movie theater that previously held the movie Corrina, Corrina and blow it up, and then hunt down George Lucas and smipe him for ruining the Star Wars franchise with that goddamn Anakin Skywalker kid from episode 1, and then ill head to the statue of liberty and piss on it cause you know what, its not that great, and THEN im going to hunt down that skeevy asshole David Cross and put 3 bullets in his head cause hes NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY! so there.
Coronary Parasite
03/18/04, 05:54 PM
wow...um..i like david cross...
hXc_pwnage
03/18/04, 05:55 PM
Hahahahahahahahah.
Wow.
Never cease to amaze me.
Trainsaw
03/18/04, 05:57 PM
I don't see me being able to kill w/o remorse
LessThanRoger
03/18/04, 06:00 PM
I don't see me being able to kill w/o remorseI could definitely do it if the situation was right. I couldnt be in the army but assassin shit, i could do it.
Trainsaw
03/18/04, 06:11 PM
i'd say it gets messy after awhile
and then ill head to the statue of liberty and piss on it cause you know what, its not that great.
hahahhahahahhahahahaaa...
charly horse
03/18/04, 06:31 PM
::shakes head:: somepeople.
I thought it was funny with the exception of the desire to kill people. That's a bit fucked.
hXc_pwnage
03/18/04, 06:55 PM
Well...have you ever not wanted to kill someone?
LessThanRoger
03/18/04, 06:56 PM
I thought it was funny with the exception of the desire to kill people. That's a bit fucked.
well i mean, im not psycho, people think fucked up things all the time. i just voice them.
well i mean, im not psycho, people think fucked up things all the time. i just voice them.
Yeah. I didn't say you were a psycho. I said it was fucked. ;)
And I don't think the average Joe wants to kill people. But hey, maybe I'm the odd one.
charly horse
03/18/04, 06:58 PM
Well...have you ever wanted to kill someone?
::raises hand::
No. I have never had the desire to kill a person. Ever.
Honestly, I don't think I could do that even if I had every reason to. I just.. couldn't do it.
Trainsaw
03/18/04, 07:06 PM
yeah i'm with you, When you sit down and think about it, life is all someone has. Once that's done you're just in the ground forever. Its too important for someone to just take. That's why i'm against capitol punishment.
hXc_pwnage
03/18/04, 07:06 PM
I'm not saying that you could do it, lord knows I couldn't.
But haven't you been so mad at someone you just wanted to do something drastic?
yeah i'm with you, When you sit down and think about it, life is all someone has. Once that's done you're just in the ground forever. Its too important for someone to just take. That's why i'm against capitol punishment.
Exactly.
And TJ... I'm not the type of person that gets mad and wants to hurt someone... it's just not the way I get angry.
hXc_pwnage
03/18/04, 07:11 PM
Haha, you are so...sweet?
Trainsaw
03/18/04, 07:12 PM
yeah i mean i've wanted to beat the shit out of someone before but i never even do that. Killing someone would be way to far for me, then once i did it i think i'd go nuts
hXc_pwnage
03/18/04, 07:14 PM
I could NEVER kill someone. I just don't see how. I would go fucking crazy. I've gotten in one fight...only because the kid threw the first punch and I wasn't going to just sit there like I did the other time with a different kid.
They talk way too much shit for things that don't happen.
FalloutGuy
03/18/04, 07:22 PM
Ok guys let's not say never cuz there are many situations you can be put in that may enrage you enough to do so...
SonnyPunk
03/18/04, 11:36 PM
Id fly to LA...rape and murder Hillary Duff...then carefully cut her face off and wear it as a mask. Then Id hold her carcass while standing on the edge of a tall building...when the police and media arrived Id demand a microphone and speakers. Then...as the world watched...Id sing the theme song from "Family Ties" over and over until a sniper picked me off...what a way to go...
FarPastGone
03/18/04, 11:44 PM
I would say im taking a bunch of people like my friends and their parents and my family and just get them all into 2 cars, and as we were driving by the edge of the cliff I would run them off it, me following.....killing like 23 people...........no not really, but Roger and SonnyPunk's both sound pretty cool.
open mind
03/19/04, 01:51 AM
if i was gonna take people out i'd go for people who fucked me over,i'd start with my middle and high school teachers,my p.o.,the people who jumped me and broke my face,whoever robbed my apartment,certain folks who run a certain branch of cristianity,and the channel 2 news crew.
that said none of who i listed is funny and i don't think i'll ever do it.
The Bled 13
03/19/04, 07:42 AM
If I could kill someone this is who it would be..
It would be those KKK bastards and any other racist fucks. I'd team up with a bunch of crazy black motherfuckers and I'd hang the KKK people, I'd make sure they were alive as they hung from the trees, I'd beat the fuck out of them with baseball bats and then I'd light them all on fire..
And then say..
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.
The Bled 13
03/19/04, 07:43 AM
I'd then pee on them .. and probably say..
FUCK YOUR RIGHTS.
Coronary Parasite
03/19/04, 09:06 AM
pat and mike said it all...
except this dj from ny named booker. i hope he gets hit by a bus...
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