Somebody help

[seperation159]

There is this girl that I like, and I have a feeling she likes me back, because she calls me up at night, always wants to spend time with me, and trying to fix her schedule up for me. The weird thing is that she has a boyfriend but when she is around me, she constantly says that she hates him and shit like that. Yeah she is pretty much confusing me, what do I do?

[kwsqd]

what do I do?

shut the fuck up

[Getup and Dance]

Do this in the order I say

1. Kill the boyfriend
2. Marry the girl
3. Listen to My Chemical Romace
4. Anal the girl
5. Kill the girl
6. Kill the girls family
7. Kill your family
8. Rape a dog
9. Listen to Bury Your Dead
10. Kill yourself

[love_american_style]

Do this in the order I say

1. Kill the boyfriend
2. Marry the girl
3. Listen to My Chemical Romace
4. Kill the girl
5. Kill the girls family
6. Kill your family
7. Rape a dog
8. Listen to Bury Your Dead
9. Kill yourself

you forgot anal.

[Getup and Dance]

you forgot anal.

Fixed

[bailmeout13]

you forgot anal.

I assume it goes before 2 and after 4...

Edit: Or where he they put it.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

this happens often. forget about her. she's not gonna leave the boyfriend. or listen to evan.

[Burning Star IV]

Ain't nothin' but bitches and hoes... or is it witches and trolls.

Damn, now I can't remember.

[Thug_Nasty]

what do I do?
Do a barrel roll!

[Getup and Dance]

Ain't nothin' but bitches and hoes... or is it witches and trolls.

Damn, now I can't remember.

I think you mean,

Bitches Ain't shit but hoes with cheap tricks.

[m_rue]

You don't want to end up waiting around for her to break-up with her boyfriend for you when she probably won't end up doing it.. She doesn't seem good for you.. Look for someone else and tell her to fuck off.

[Burning Star IV]

I think you mean,

Bitches Ain't shit but hoes with cheap tricks.
That sounds about right.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

shut the fuck up

Hahahahaha you said it well

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I think you mean,

Bitches Ain't shit but hoes with cheap tricks.

hahahahahaha

[branddyy]

haha. unless she breaks up with him, well, she's just looking for attention, and possibly, for someone to cheat on her boyfriend with.
i doubt she's gonna break up with him. so. don't dwell on her, find someone else.

[TheByrus]

this is an easy fix:



have sex with her younger, more attractive sister.

[stayforawhile]

I think you mean,

Bitches Ain't shit but hoes with cheap tricks.
Hey hey Ben Folds.

[thespearkid]

Yeah she is pretty much confusing me, what do I do?
Fight fire with fire and confuse her right back! Call her at 3am in the morning and try to sell her slipcovers. Ask for your jacket back from her, even if you never let her borrow one. Try to communicate with her by only using song titles. If none of that works, become homosexual because guys are 79% less confusing than females. I also hear that anal sex is the most pleasurable form of sex.

[DickfaceChillah]

This girl just wants new dick. Tell her she can have new dick if she gets rid of old dick. Fucking stupid girls always doing that shit. I'm sick of it.

[Giant Broccoli]

kill her dude its the only way
If you can't have her no one can

[wewascontenders]

Hump & Dump

[miketrondson]

Ask her to play just the tip, then trick her and give her the whole thing!

[Willy McFurgle]

make her pancakes

[llwilliamsll]

There is this girl that I like, and I have a feeling she likes me back, because she calls me up at night, always wants to spend time with me, and trying to fix her schedule up for me. The weird thing is that she has a boyfriend but when she is around me, she constantly says that she hates him and shit like that. Yeah she is pretty much confusing me, what do I do?
Doesn't seem too confusing to me...if you read the bold. Just get on it and tell her to break up with him. Then fuck her and leave her like the socks I leave in the hamper.

[4N6 science]

get her pregnant then she'll have to be with you..

[SLoT]

spend an absurd amount of time getting really good at something ridiculous then challenge him for her hand in marriage. like air hockey.

[Regards]

Or fencing.

[TheByrus]

or breath holding.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

or breath holding.
underwater.

[Willy McFurgle]

spend an absurd amount of time getting really good at something ridiculous then challenge him for her hand in marriage. like air hockey.

How about a pokemon duel...

[SLoT]

How about a pokemon duel...
haha, the boyfriend may be into pokemon. how about backgammon?

[Willy McFurgle]

haha, the boyfriend may be into pokemon. how about backgammon?

What about connect four to the death

[Getup and Dance]

What about a Caber Toss?

[SLoT]

What about a Caber Toss?
holy shit. i tried to do a caber toss with a pole to a fence i was building in my yard, totally almost impaled my dog. my step dad's done the caber toss before. he's a huge scot though so it makes sense.

[Getup and Dance]

holy shit. i tried to do a caber toss with a pole to a fence i was building in my yard, totally almost impaled my dog. my step dad's done the caber toss before. he's a huge scot though so it makes sense.

Haha, I have never tried it but it looks like a true man test.

[SLoT]

Haha, I have never tried it but it looks like a true man test.
yeah. i live in the sister city to sterling scotland, so they have all these scottish tradition events every weekend and the caber toss is the usual man hang out. im only 50% scottish and i couldnt lift one of those things for a million bucks, so they dont let me hang with them.

[Willy McFurgle]

Just do this

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[argg_xo]

make her pancakes

that seems sensible.

[Willy McFurgle]

that seems sensible.

Of course. But if they were Big Fuckin Pancakes, then you mean serious business.

[argg_xo]

Of course. But if they were Big Fuckin Pancakes, then you mean serious business.

i made hello kitty waffles the other day. hello kitty=less serious business.

[Willy McFurgle]

i made hello kitty waffles the other day. hello kitty=less serious business.

Yea, thats more of the just friends, but don't really mean it so i'm gonna avoid you level.

[hellogorgeous]

It seems she just likes the attention and it's obvious you are whipped. Stop talking to her grow a pair and do something with yourself.

[argg_xo]

Yea, thats more of the just friends, but don't really mean it so i'm gonna avoid you level.

oh, you know me too well.

[4N6 science]

It seems she just likes the attention and it's obvious you are whipped. Stop talking to her grow a pair and do something with yourself.

you're mean I hope you never say that to me!

WELCOME BACK!

[Willy McFurgle]

oh, you know me too well.

Its the psychic connection that we as PFF's share.

[hellogorgeous]

you're mean I hope you never say that to me!

WELCOME BACK!


Just saying, that's the type of dude that's gets walked on. NEVER EVER do things for a girl unless she does the same amount for you back, that's pretty much common fucking sense. :D

[argg_xo]

Its the psychic connection that we as PFF's share.

i wish i would have found my PFF earlier in life, look at all the awesome things i have been missing out on!

[lovely864md]

She's a bitch who's fucking with your head. Don't bother.

[4N6 science]

Just saying, that's the type of dude that's gets walked on. NEVER EVER do things for a girl unless she does the same amount for you back, that's pretty much common fucking sense. :D

thanks for the advice I will implement that common sense.

[Willy McFurgle]

i wish i would have found my PFF earlier in life, look at all the awesome things i have been missing out on!

We have so many more chapters to write as PFF's though...so many.

[Bd_fallen]

just stay out of it man
shes got to figure thing out for herself
stay friends with her
dont be the cause of their breakup
let it happen on its own

[argg_xo]

We have so many more chapters to write as PFF's though...so many.

yes, my future does look brighter because of you, PFF.

[chronomic]

there are some sweet responses in this one, gg pl kids!





next time she says some shit about her bf, tell her to leave him for you. and if she doesnt, then you leave her.




and if you want, shoot her in the body.

[lovesickmelody9]

i think she is pretty much playing you.
she want her cake..
and she is stuffing her face with it,
dude..
i'm sure you could do alot better,
be the bigger person and walk away..=]

[hellogorgeous]

thanks for the advice I will implement that common sense.


I know this isn't the right thread but I don't give a f! You were at lunch?! I passed out.. :( I also got called into work... cool I'm never going to get to study for my finasl! I'm going to bar norfolk tonight to hang with my manager. I'm nervous?

[4N6 science]

I know this isn't the right thread but I don't give a f! You were at lunch?! I passed out.. :( I also got called into work... cool I'm never going to get to study for my finasl! I'm going to bar norfolk tonight to hang with my manager. I'm nervous?


well why did you pass out? that's not my fault!!! that sucks you gotta work so much, gl on you finals. and have an awesome time at the bar with your manager. dont do anything I wouldn't do..

[hellogorgeous]

well why did you pass out? that's not my fault!!! that sucks you gotta work so much, gl on you finals. and have an awesome time at the bar with your manager. dont do anything I wouldn't do..


haha thanks. i hope i pass?! no i'm not going to do anything, i thrive on sexual tension and if it goes away work won't be fun. does that make sense?

[4N6 science]

haha thanks. i hope i pass?! no i'm not going to do anything, i thrive on sexual tension and if it goes away work won't be fun. does that make sense?

pretty much all I read from that was you like to tease guys.

[Willy McFurgle]

yes, my future does look brighter because of you, PFF.

Aw, I feel special. Thanks to my PFF.

[hellogorgeous]

pretty much all I read from that was you like to tease guys.

No teasing is like, "my pussy is so wet!" then walking away or some gay shit or something i dont know. Sexual tension is, well just that, tension. Nothing has to be said, it's just there. you could be talking about chairs or something and it's just weird because you just want to rip each other's clothes off.

[4N6 science]

No teasing is like, "my pussy is so wet!" then walking away or some gay shit or something i dont know. Sexual tension is, well just that, tension. Nothing has to be said, it's just there. you could be talking about chairs or something and it's just weird because you just want to rip each other's clothes off.


yeah that's teasing, but sexual tension is built up and it's still teasing because usually you can feel the tension but nothing comes of it. I'm sure you're a little different with that?

you need to stop teasing me..all the tension between our messages is killing me..........