Interviews Like A MoFo

[Kamtin Mohager]

I will be doing a lot of interviews within the next few weeks. If anyone has questions for either The Killers, Hellogoodbye, Stars Hide Fire, Letter Twelve, My American Heart, The Beautiful Mistake, or Fear Before The March Of Flames, please email them (including your name so I can give you credit) to absolutepunkinterviews@hotmail.com. Thanks!

[bossman calling]

to hellogoodbye:

exactly how deep are your vaginas?
why does a complete lack of vocal talent not matter anymore?

[forrestfromNFG]

i'll just take care of these now if thats alright with you...

exactly how deep are your vaginas? in order to sound like a 12 year old boy, as i do, i must have a penis. but trust me its teeny-weeny.

why does a complete lack of vocal talent not matter anymore? because of antares autotune? i dunno, maybe its got more to do with kelly osborne.

but thanks for your interest in our band! i like to try to take care of everyones questions!

<3 forrest