Boooo.. Booooooooooo....

[Jason Tate]

I had the misfortune of hearing the new Avril Lavigne single on the radio the other night, and I can now know that I have without a doubt heard the worst song ever recorded. Man, and I thought I hated Kelis - this song makes me actually believe she wrote the lyrics herself. The local 3rd graders had a poetry contest two weeks ago, and this song makes the children's prose look like the works of Hemingway.

[OurHeartAttack]

Ooh, I wanna read the lyrics, this sounds hilarious.

What was it about?

[OurHeartAttack]

Also.. How the fuck can it top sk8er boi?

[OurHeartAttack]

Wait.. Is it called Don't Tell Me? Holy shit those lyrics are bad. Because of that song I hope she gets gang raped.




Dumb slut.

[Jason Tate]

found um (wasted only 30 seconds of my life to find these for you, haha):

held my hand and walked me home I know
While you gave me that kiss, it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, why did you have to go?
Guess it wasn't enough to take up some of my love cause you're so hard to trust
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who gives it all away

[Chorus:]
Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that It was somethin I was gonna do, and cry?
Don't try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
Don't try to tell me what to say,
Your better off that way

Don't think that your charmin the fact that your arm is now around my neck
I got you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget
I'm gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset--I'm really upset
Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away

[Chorus]
Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that it was somethin I was gonna do, and cry?
Don't try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
You're better off that way

This guilt trip that you put me on won't, mess me up but I've done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away

[Chorus]
Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that I was somethin I was gonna do, and cry?
Don't try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
Your better off that way

Better off that way
I'm better off alone anyway

[byebyebeautiful]

that was painful. i couldn't even finish reading them. got past the first chorus and had to stop.

[bossman calling]

beautiful. just beautiful.

[yourprivateeye]

hahahaha.....

[inanechild]

Yes, I hate Avril Lavigne. She's a poser, etc, etc.

But did this really deserve it's own update?

[Amplifried]

Only problem with that is poetry and prose aren't the same thing. In fact they are the exact opposite. Given that blunder on your part I'm not really going take your "expert literally analysis" of Avril lyrics seriously.

It probably does suck, but not on a level we haven't heard before.

[OurHeartAttack]

dOn'T tOuCH mE doWN thUrR bOi, oR iLL gO aVRiL oN yO azZ

[Flags of Dawn]

sure, the lyrics are bad, but honestly yellowcard's arent much better.

[Trainsaw]

i figured perhaps since she is in mainstream america now she'd drop the "I'm a rebel "fuck you"" image but she's in a "fued" with hillary duff now lol.

[Hollie]

OurHeartAttack Wait.. Is it called Don't Tell Me? Holy shit those lyrics are bad. Because of that song I hope she gets gang raped.




Dumb slut.
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thats sick.

[ShoeSh1ne]

Someone needs to learn how to use the Edit button.

[Punk20]

Yeah yeah, we get it. Avril has the IQ of burnt toast, but enough of the bashing already. We've all gotten the point you don't like her, so move on. Focus your energy more on updating the featured downloads more often, and finding interesting pieces of news that people on this site are actually looking for.
Oh, and to the guy who said he thinks Avril should be gang raped - just not cool man. She may be a dumb pop star, but she's also just a 19 year old girl. Stop spouting your sick fantasies on this site.

[tomtheav]

those lyrics are terrible but in all honesty some of the bands that are held up as gods on this site aren't that much better.

[number1alien]

Yes, I hate Avril Lavigne. She's a poser, etc, etc.

But did this really deserve it's own update?

Of course.

[handsdown29]

I had the misfortune of hearing the new Avril Lavigne single on the radio the other night, and I can now know that I have without a doubt heard the worst song ever recorded. Man, and I thought I hated Kelis - this song makes me actually believe she wrote the lyrics herself. The local 3rd graders had a poetry contest two weeks ago, and this song makes the children's prose look like the works of Hemingway.

"Prose" is actually the opposite of verse. And Hemingway isn't known for sophistication, he's actually known for simplicity. Oh. And Hemingway wasn't a poet either. Hm.

In other news, everyone on the planet has officially forgotten about Avril Lavinge, except for Absolutepunk.net. Thanks for keeping her message alive fellas.

[robhimself]

those lyrics are terrible but in all honesty some of the bands that are held up as gods on this site aren't that much better.

exactly

[Karen Herself]

Why did you waste webspace with this post? By putting an update about her on absolutepunk.net, it is only furthering her image of being a 'punk.' Do you update about N Sync? No, it's the same style of music as Avril so let it go.

[martanmasterson]

Its funny
Avril lavigne is getting more replies and views than every other post.
You all give a shit
HA HA

[xxHOPESFALLxx]

sure, the lyrics are bad, but honestly yellowcard's arent much better.
wahahahahahahahahaah... the man has a good point.

[OurHeartAttack]

Oh, and to the guy who said he thinks Avril should be gang raped - just not cool man. She may be a dumb pop star, but she's also just a 19 year old girl. Stop spouting your sick fantasies on this site.


Come on, you have to read the lyrics to understand.

[Mercy Medical]

Honestly, why do some of you people sit here and bitch about the band that are praised on this site...you come here don't you? So technically you're somewhat indirectly supporting them. If you're gonna visit the website, stop bitching about it...or just don't come at all. I don't see your purpose...

[Amplifried]

"Prose" is actually the opposite of verse. And Hemingway isn't known for sophistication, he's actually known for simplicity. Oh. And Hemingway wasn't a poet either. Hm.

In other news, everyone on the planet has officially forgotten about Avril Lavinge, except for Absolutepunk.net. Thanks for keeping her message alive fellas.

Yeah man I mentioned this in one of the previous comments. No one seems to care about this blatent mistake on Tate's part. I guess they don't realize that a mistake or two like that don't really give him the authority to tell us what is good writing and what isn't. While he may be right about this song... well let's just say any idiot could have seen that it was bad. However, I'm less likely to believe his reviews after something like that.

[mirtizzle]

must have been a slow news day

[robhimself]

Honestly, why do some of you people sit here and bitch about the band that are praised on this site...you come here don't you? So technically you're somewhat indirectly supporting them. If you're gonna visit the website, stop bitching about it...or just don't come at all. I don't see your purpose...

its funny how you have your head so far up your ass that you didn't even think that we come here to hear about the bands that aren't praised. yeah they praise a lot of bands but they also give info on bands that aren't all over the place. so quit bein a douche and tryin to please the mods and shut your damn mouth.