My mind is on crack.

[Jessie Christ]

Before you post any reply, please call me a n00b just to get it out of your system as this is my first post. =]

Okay, onward...

Have any of you ever been friends with a guy/girl who had INSANELY DIFFERENT views on life in general, but still found yourself INSANELY attracted to them in a romantic way?

'Cause right now? Yeah, that's where i'm at.
Any suggestions besides laying off teh drugz?

[wewascontenders]

Suck his dick.

[TheSkyline]

Suck his dick.

Agreed

[Jessie Christ]

ahahaha
yes, i'll make a note of that for sure.

[wewascontenders]

And don't bite him.

[CatDiesel]

anal

[Fallinto_rhythm]

no. I tend to date/ fool around with guys that are exactly like me. Go for it if you like him though

[pilot_light_out]

eat his pussy

[xXaLLiOo]

which things do you have opposite views on? I'm guessing there's like one or two big ones that you're most concerned about.

[TheSkyline]

no. I tend to date/ fool around with guys that are exactly like me. Go for it if you like him though

which things do you have opposite views on? I'm guessing there's like one or two big ones that you're most concerned about.

C'mon guys, can't you not be serious for once?
Way'ta kill the thread.. haha.

[remedyeli]

It's called being a lesbian.

[Angylion Gefell]

Kill yourself.

[xXaLLiOo]

C'mon guys, can't you not be serious for once?
Way'ta kill the thread.. haha.

haha i'm not always serious. i've suggested anal at least a couple times.

[Neo Cassady]

fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza

also, lay off the drugs.

C'mon guys, can't you not be serious for once?
Way'ta kill the thread.. haha.

why so serious?

[hockeyguitar99]

Suck his dick.

anal

It's called being a lesbian.

these are the only three options.

[TheSkyline]

fuck bike, eat girl, sell pizza

also, lay off the drugs.



why so serious?

I put a "haha" at the end, thus making it un-serious.

haha I just put that so it wouldn't be serious, what I said wasn't funny..

[Neo Cassady]

I put a "haha" at the end, thus making it un-serious.

haha I just put that so it wouldn't be serious, what I said wasn't funny..

I was jokeing ;-)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

C'mon guys, can't you not be serious for once?
Way'ta kill the thread.. haha.

sorry, next time I'll consider your feelings

[The_kok]

he should anal. at the same time you should poop

it's the only way of showing your affection

[Angylion Gefell]

You should have sex with him. And you don't even have to use a condom either because you totally can't get pregnant your first time. Also, you guys should film it so you can remember it when you're older. Let him keep the tape though to make sure your parents don't find it. Also, remember when you're giving him head during foreplay that all guys like a little bit of teeth in their blowjob. Start with a light grazing and then work your way up to a soft nibble and then some slow, firm chomps. Don't do it too hard though or he might knee you in the throat, which may or may not kill the mood depending on whether or not you're into that kind of thing. One more tip, if you think vaginal sex might hurt too much, try anal first because it's much less painful and will be a good way to get used to the feeling of a penis inside. Good luck on making sexy time.

This post is still my favorite ever.

[CatDiesel]

he should anal. at the same time you should poop

it's the only way of showing your affection

that would work for me

[thespearkid]

Before you post any reply, please call me a n00b just to get it out of your system as this is my first post. =]

Okay, onward...

Have any of you ever been friends with a guy/girl who had INSANELY DIFFERENT views on life in general, but still found yourself INSANELY attracted to them in a romantic way?

'Cause right now? Yeah, that's where i'm at.
Any suggestions besides laying off teh drugz?
Well, Jessie Christ, I'm assuming your guy friend's name is Martin Magdalene. You probably shouldn't do anything with him, considering you're supposed to be void of all sin. Instead, channel your energy to giving parables on hilltops or multiplying fish or some other hobby.

Quick warning; avoid Romans.

[WakeUpBlondie]

http://www.coattails.net/upload/tyrone_biggums.jpg

[imahoodlum]

all i got is anal, which is already been mentioned.

[SLoT]

eat his pussy
oh you cocksucker, making me laugh out loud at work and getting others around me mad! excellent post. hilarious. still laughing...

[Burning Star IV]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[DickfaceChillah]

This girl that just dumped me was one of those McCain following, club music/radio country music/other kind of music (no offense to those artists, just a lot of their fans fit into a stereotype), into getting all dressed up and fashion kind of girls.


And I'm a dirty hobo guy who pretty much hates everything and is anti-social is fuck (aside from the interwebz), so we were totally opposite.

Then she got with some goth kid. Word.

[The_kok]

did you tell her you believe in evilutions? that might be the reason