A whole new level of suckage.

[TheSkyline]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=85699815

Scremo/rap.... seriously?
The lyrics to one of their songs go

"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TEASE ME!
YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY!
WHEN YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
GIRL YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
DAMN RIGHT HOE YOU’RE SO SLEEZY!
YOU GIVE ME THE HIBBY JIBBIES!
WHEN YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
GIRL YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!"

Kind of makes me want to throw up.
Any of you guys heard of this band? Why are they so popular on myspace?? haha

[Ouch]

This is hilarous.

Sadly, they will probably be very big very soon.

[pilot_light_out]

that sounds like that one Eminem song....

[Brokenhill]

http://i31.tinypic.com/vru2pd.png

[Brokenhill]

/That's goin to the Joke thread in General.

[TheSkyline]

I love how only one guy plays an instrument, and one guy just does lights and the fog machine. haha

[Kid B]

Pretty much the exact same as Dance Gavin Dance.

[AlternateToLife]

Good god. :-|

The Sex Toys song was the only one that would load for me. The first line they said was "You make my pee-pee hard."

[TheSkyline]

Pretty much the exact same as Dance Gavin Dance.
Really? I thought they just had two vocalists..


Good god. :-|

The Sex Toys song was the only one that would load for me. The first line they said was "You make my pee-pee hard."

Haha yeah I know, not the best first impression.

[CellarGhosts]

Holy terrible fucking band, Batman!!

[AlternateToLife]

Holy terrible fucking band, Batman!!

:-D I haven't used that phrase in so long.


Well... not that one. But the original.

[CellarGhosts]

:-D I haven't used that phrase in so long.


Well... not that one. But the original.
Haha, I use it fairly often. :-D

[_Andrew]

lmao what the fuck, seriously.

[_Andrew]

Also if these guys manage to get big by any means, I can imagine real rappers like Nas throwing tremendous amounts of shit their way.

[AlternateToLife]

Haha, I use it fairly often. :-D

I used to use it all the time. Then I switched it up and just... haven't for a while. I fell like this is the start of something great! great is the operative word

[CellarGhosts]

I used to use it all the time. Then I switched it up and just... haven't for a while. I fell like this is the start of something great! great is the operative word
Greatness!

[Rock]

I love how only one guy plays an instrument, and one guy just does lights and the fog machine. haha
Hahaha. This is the best band ever. I'll have to listen to them when I get home.

[Siren Silently]

Hahhaah lyrics remind me of Millionaires but worse.

[KidRobot]

I love how only one guy plays an instrument, and one guy just does lights and the fog machine. haha

Haha 'i play the fog machine'


lolz.


They're playing at a teen club in the next town over. I AM SO GOING.

[checkered.stars]

I. Love. This.

[hockeyguitar99]

Pretty much the exact same as Dance Gavin Dance.

Correct

[wewascontenders]

DGD > this

[Chris Fallon]

They all look super cool. I don't think we should insult them.

[Foxholes]

When will this synthesized vocals trend die? Damn you hellogoodbye!

[Ouch]

Sadly, this will be the next big thing.

[zackisonfire]

Pretty much the exact same as Dance Gavin Dance.

Fail/10.

Sad thing about this band is, they'll get huge.
Just like that horrible fucking Metro Station band i hear every time i turn my head.

[TheSkyline]

They all look super cool. I don't think we should insult them.
Your right, if a band looks cool, we should leave them alone.
I LOVE... uhhh.. how do you say their name? haha

Haha 'i play the fog machine'


lolz.


They're playing at a teen club in the next town over. I AM SO GOING.

"I picked up this Fender Fog Maker at Guitar Center for $300 bucks, it was a steal."
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/29008.jpg

[TheSkyline]

This is one of their t-shirts... seriously.

http://new.merchnow.com/images/8590/530x466.jpeg

[zackisonfire]

This is one of their t-shirts... seriously.

http://new.merchnow.com/images/8590/530x466.jpeg

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW.

[checkered.stars]

:lol:
I smell Christmas presents!

[KidRobot]

"I picked up this Fender Fog Maker at Guitar Center for $300 bucks, it was a steal."
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/29008.jpg

Its got a 1500 cubic ft/minute output and a pint capacity. It lasts the whole set no problem.

This is one of their t-shirts... seriously.

http://new.merchnow.com/images/8590/530x466.jpeg

Thats pretty goddamn tasteless.

[PercyChuggs]

I am shocked this thread wasn't about Cute is What We Aim For's new record

[zackisonfire]

I am shocked this thread wasn't about Cute is What We Aim For's new record

This is worse than Cute is What We Aim For..
Thats saying something.
But people think these kids are soooooo cool, and continue to eat this shut up.

[TheSkyline]

I am shocked this thread wasn't about Cute is What We Aim For's new record

I thought it was pretty good... but hey, that's just my opinion.
Anyways, I don't want this to turn into a Cute thread.

[nashiscash1324]

wow.

[alltimecam]

i saw them at a breathe carolina show
i was hoping it was some sort of sick joke

[Rock]

This is one of their t-shirts... seriously.

http://new.merchnow.com/images/8590/530x466.jpeg
Haha

[AlternateToLife]

This is one of their t-shirts... seriously.

http://new.merchnow.com/images/8590/530x466.jpeg

Hahahahaha

Yeah sure, why not?

[GuitarR0cker1]

hahaha that is hilarious. I like it just because it is so fucking stupid.

[GuitarR0cker1]

:lol:
I smell Christmas presents!
hahaha I should give it to my Uncle and see how he reacts.

[stfu_man]

This has to be fake.

[checkered.stars]

hahaha I should give it to my Uncle and see how he reacts.
Haha he would be flattered. After all, he DOES make your pee pee hard.

[TheSkyline]

This has to be fake.

The band or the shirt?
Both are indeed real..

Haha he would be flattered. After all, he DOES make your pee pee hard.

Hahaha

[Pluto.]

Oh man...... -_-

[The_kok]

wow, this music is like pissing on a microwaved turd

[absolutecrunk]

One of the dudes' responsibilities are fog machine and lights? He isn't a band member at all, he's a light tech.

[Kid B]

Fail/10.

Sad thing about this band is, they'll get huge.
Just like that horrible fucking Metro Station band i hear every time i turn my head.
Hah I was hoping you'd see this.

[Tyler Revolution]

The "We Make It Rain" Tour looks like the worst thing of all time.

[Tyler Revolution]

One of the dudes' responsibilities are fog machine and lights? He isn't a band member at all, he's a light tech.

He looks cool, though.

[The_kok]

I thought piggy is teh shitz

[TheSkyline]

One of the dudes' responsibilities are fog machine and lights? He isn't a band member at all, he's a light tech.

He's in the bands pictures, and under "Members" there's a pic of him.
So he's more of a light tech/poser band member.

I thought piggy is teh shitz

I luv him. lulz

[Neo Cassady]

it's like

http://www.hitchaser.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/manatees.JPG


but with genres

[Genuma]

Hahaha.

[imahoodlum]

oh yes, this band.
my cousin had one of their song on his myspace. it was badbadbad. my cousin also told me he thought alesana was an awesome band (:hitself: ). i fear for his future.

[Angylion Gefell]

Asking why this band is popular for myspace like asking why Runescape is popular for pedophiles.

[Angylion Gefell]

One of the dudes' responsibilities are fog machine and lights? He isn't a band member at all, he's a light tech.

"Hype Man"

[AP_Punk]

they're from new mexico. :-/

[allhourcymbals]

you make me pee pee hard.

[dizzleforizzle]

they're from new mexico. :-/
Albucrazy, New Mexico that is.

this reminds me of 3OH!3

[AP_Punk]

Albucrazy, New Mexico that is.

hahaha. i hate when people around here call it that. annoyyinggg.

[Angylion Gefell]

Albucrazy, New Mexico that is.

this reminds me of 3OH!3

The only band that can do that and get away with it is Ministry. They're from Hell Paso.

[heyzombiehitler]

This band makes my pee pee downy soft. They should die now.

[chipdip18]

This is the future of music. Thanks Cobra Starship, thanks.

[Angylion Gefell]

Let us join hands and pray forgiveness from the music gods.

[chipdip18]

Hahaha.

[absolutecrunk]

"Hype Man"
Well let me tell you, I know hype men when I see one and that specimen is no hype man or my name isn't Absolutius Q. Crunksmith.

[tD77]

Can't believe Karate High School is touring with these tools.

And how does one go about doing "crunk screams" anyway?

[Magnus]

This is really bad, its like seeing the incarnation of a bunch of semi bad bands. I guess this is the future of music, a horrible mashup of shitty electronica and rap music and screaming. Maybe the black gangster kids will finally have something in common with the girl pants scene kids

[xbrokenxscenex6]

Ha, I heard about this band a long time ago.
I used to love them, but thankfully I relized that I was a horrible person for listening to them.
Anyways, they kinda remind me of Hollywood Undead...only awfuler [I don't that's a real word]

[CellarGhosts]

Well let me tell you, I know hype men when I see one and that specimen is no hype man or my name isn't Absolutius Q. Crunksmith.
Hahahaha, posts like this are why you're consistently one of my favorite posters.

Ha, I heard about this band a long time ago.
I used to love them, but thankfully I relized that I was a horrible person for listening to them.
Anyways, they kinda remind me of Hollywood Undead...only awfuler [I don't that's a real word]
"more awful"

;-)

[Klatzke]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=85699815

Scremo/rap.... seriously?
The lyrics to one of their songs go

"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TEASE ME!
YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY!
WHEN YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
GIRL YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
DAMN RIGHT HOE YOU’RE SO SLEEZY!
YOU GIVE ME THE HIBBY JIBBIES!
WHEN YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
GIRL YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!"

Kind of makes me want to throw up.
Any of you guys heard of this band? Why are they so popular on myspace?? haha
They make a lot of songs that i consider "jokes" that may not actually be jokes. lol.

[fadedmemories]

I feel sorry for the rap genre

[fadedmemories]

This is the future of music. Thanks Cobra Starship, thanks.


:-D

[KidRobot]

I'm pretty sure I'd rather be the pig mascot then the fog machine guy.

[TheZeroKid]

Oh...my...God.

That's it, I'm killing myself.

[nhoium]

Perfect example of what's wrong with today's music scene, and I give all the blame to Myspace.

[Magnus]

ahahaha bumping this topic for win

[EchoPark]

I guess people don't have a sense of humor anymore.

[SamEyes]

Pretty much the exact same as Dance Gavin Dance.

Dance Gavin Dance are a full band, and have talent, whether you agree or not, they can play their instruments.

[fadedmemories]

:lurking:

[xAnti-Violentx]

definitely one of the worst bands ever. fuck. i wish i'd never click on their myspace page.

[absolutecrunk]

I guess people don't have a sense of humor anymore.
Oh I have a sense of humor, but I also have an empty bank account and just thinking about the money these guys make is nauseating.

[Regards]

I was talking to a scene kid this weekend who said he didn't like Doug.

[Rodeo]

Oh I have a sense of humor, but I also have an empty bank account and just thinking about the money these guys make is nauseating.


How about the fact that their lyrics are just pure evil?

Let's face it, these guys KNOW what thier market is: tweens. DUH!


As in... underage girls....




Fucking pedophiles.

[joeylksmacarena]

somehow i knew it was going to be about brokencyde when i read the first post.

i actually saw them live a few weeks ago. not by choice mind you, but it ended up being hilarious because we were laughing at the lyrics the whole time. and the tween girls like grinding on random guys in the crowd. sooo funny.

[Burn That Shit]

They suck pretty bad. I'm pretty sure if they ever come to my hometown I'll actually walk on stage and beat them the fuck up for making such shitty music. Anyone who tours with jeffree star needs to re-evaluate their priorities.

[jtsnazzy]

Hollywood Undead + metro station + Fog = brokeNCYDE!

[jcoop05]

YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY!
WHEN YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!
GIRL YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD!

I seriously have not stopped laughing for about 20 minutes now...and that t-shirt just did me in for.

[Mesthead!]

Band's like these make me laugh soooo hard.:-d
That I actually will listen to them and see them live just for the kicks, and this band does it.

It is definetly horrible music though.
They have a guy that just does fog machines???
wow. XD

[PopPunkKid]

I was talking to a scene kid this weekend who said he didn't like Doug.


Kill him. Now.

[Mxbaby511]

Lol .. We're talking about Dance Gavin Dance right?

[Burn That Shit]

Lol .. We're talking about Dance Gavin Dance right?

....

:hammer:

[OrangeJuice13]

She's bringing sexy back. Look at how she shakes that ass. She drops it to the floor. GIRL YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!

...seriouslly...this "Music" makes me want to cut off my earsX-)

[OrangeJuice13]

WAIT this is the best......

You cheated girl. But I don't care because I cheated too. Baby you can still be my boo. And we can fuck until the night is through.

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

Baby girl. You know you want me in your fucking world. We can take this to the parking lot. In my Mercedes baby we can talk(about sex).

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. When I'm masturbating. (x2)

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x4)

[AP_Punk]

:gunhead:

[aoftbsten]

these guys inspire me

[WhoSaidThat?]

Kill him. Now.
This

[fadedmemories]

WAIT this is the best......

You cheated girl. But I don't care because I cheated too. Baby you can still be my boo. And we can fuck until the night is through.

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

Baby girl. You know you want me in your fucking world. We can take this to the parking lot. In my Mercedes baby we can talk(about sex).

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. When I'm masturbating. (x2)

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x4)
:lol:

[Indoor Living]

WAIT this is the best......

You cheated girl. But I don't care because I cheated too. Baby you can still be my boo. And we can fuck until the night is through.

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

Baby girl. You know you want me in your fucking world. We can take this to the parking lot. In my Mercedes baby we can talk(about sex).

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. When I'm masturbating. (x2)

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x4)


GOD! I wish I could write this well.

[dmb]

haha, the best part is they're from my suite-mate's hometown and he walked in just as i was listening to that first thing they call a song.

[boxingwithstars]

wow, they make 3oh!3 sound like they deserve a grammy...

[CellarGhosts]

WAIT this is the best......

You cheated girl. But I don't care because I cheated too. Baby you can still be my boo. And we can fuck until the night is through.

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

Baby girl. You know you want me in your fucking world. We can take this to the parking lot. In my Mercedes baby we can talk(about sex).

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x2)

You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. YEAH! You're all I think about. When I'm masturbating. (x2)

Just move them hips. AND SHAKE THAT ASS! (x8)

You feel your body breaking down. I can take it all away. All I need for you to say. JUST FUCK ME DADDY! (x4)
hahahahahahaha what the fuck.

[EchoPark]

They suck pretty bad. I'm pretty sure if they ever come to my hometown I'll actually walk on stage and beat them the fuck up for making such shitty music. Anyone who tours with jeffree star needs to re-evaluate their priorities.


:lolatpost: Too true. Who the fuck would knowingly be on the same bill as Jeffry star?

[Richie Bones]

horrible again

[phil19]

im sure those guys cant be for real

[HelpMeSleep]

ohhhh. so this is brokencyde. I always hear them referenced as one of the worst bands ever. I finally know why.

[CellarGhosts]

Hahahahaha I just found out one of these guys fucked two underage girls I know.

For the record these girls are not exactly umm...how do you say it...savory.

[phil19]

Hahahahaha I just found out one of these guys fucked two underage girls I know.

For the record these girls are not exactly umm...how do you say it...savory.

at the same time?

[jenny_ell]

look up hollywood undead. yeah that shit made its way to the top 10 of this really popular "alt/rock" radio station here. for shame. guess im not too suprised though cause the station plays like 5 finger death punch and hinder and three doors down and shit.....and hollywood undead's new single fits right in. seriously listen to this bands old shit compared to their new stuff. they used to be so scene it hurts. lollll

[jtsnazzy]

are you talking about 89x?

[AP_Punk]

these guys should've stayed unknown nothings, like me, in new mexico.

i'm sorry they're from my state.

[jenny_ell]

are you talking about 89x?

yesssirr

[jtsnazzy]

It doesn't surprise me. The resident go to band for 89x is creed. Whatever state they came from should be punished. Perhaps half of all children born there killed?

[AP_Punk]

these guys should've stayed unknown nothings, like me, in new mexico.

i'm sorry they're from my state.

It doesn't surprise me. The resident go to band for 89x is creed. Whatever state they came from should be punished. Perhaps half of all children born there killed?

:blush:

[jtsnazzy]

Is population control a problem in new mexico? Not enough dangerous animals to thin the herd?

[AP_Punk]

i'm working on it!

[jtsnazzy]

Whatever you figure out include me in... we let kid rock and ICP out. Sorry again.

[AP_Punk]

:nono:

don't let it happen again.

[jenny_ell]

Whatever you figure out include me in... we let kid rock and ICP out. Sorry again.

dont forget uncle kracker and taproot =/

[jtsnazzy]

It's official, we suck. To top it all off, I could see those bands being on the 89x hitlist. Most requested.

[jenny_ell]

apocalyptica (http://www.apocalyptica.com/) - i don't care
rise against (http://www.riseagainst.com/) - re-education
finger eleven (http://www.fingereleven.com/) - talking to the walls
the all-american rejects (http://www.allamericanrejects.com/) - gives you hell
nickelback (http://www.nickelback.com/) - gotta be somebody
weezer (http://www.weezer.com/) - troublemaker
the killers (http://www.thekillersmusic.com/) - human
incubus (http://www.enjoyincubus.com/) - love hurts
fall out boy (http://www.falloutboyrock.com/) - i don't care
innerpartysystem (http://www.myspace.com/innerpartysystem) - don't stop
coldplay (http://www.coldplay.com/) - lost
paramore (http://www.paramore.net/) - decode
oasis (http://www.oasisinet.com/) - the shock of the lightning
avenged sevenfold (http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/) - afterlife
kings of leon (http://www.kingsofleon.com/) - sex on fire
jack's mannequin (http://www.jacksmannequin.com/)- the resolution
the bravery (http://www6.thebravery.com/thebravery/home.php) - believe
the offspring (http://www.offspring.com/) - your gonna go far kid
hinder (http://www.hindermusic.com/) - use me
one day as a lion (http://www.onedayasalion.org/) - one day as a liontop 20. lol....hinder...finger eleven...nickleback..


top 9.....

9. One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion

8. Hinder - Use Me

7. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - You Better Pray

6. Apocalyptica - I Don't Care

5. Shiny Toy Guns - Ricochet

4. Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care

3. Hollywood Undead - Undead

2. Innerpartysystem - Don't Stop

1. The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid

[jtsnazzy]

Nickelback... I guess we haven't heard enough about this bands failures with women. The downriver metro detroit area is terrible. I'm lucky enough to live in the worst part.

[softhands]

I want the last five minutes of my life back for looking at their myspace.

[CellarGhosts]

at the same time?
In the same night, yeah.

[absolutecrunk]

It's official, we suck. To top it all off, I could see those bands being on the 89x hitlist. Most requested.
OH MY GOD I forgot about 89X! Do they play that garbage now? They used to be a reputable station and I would hate to think they've changed in my 3-year absence.

[jtsnazzy]

OH MY GOD I forgot about 89X! Do they play that garbage now? They used to be a reputable station and I would hate to think they've changed in my 3-year absence.

They're terrible. The girl above listed their current hitlist... It's fucking awful. I used to love that station, I find myself listening to the jazz station instead.

[Rodeo]

They're terrible. The girl above listed their current hitlist... It's fucking awful. I used to love that station, I find myself listening to the jazz station instead.

HAHAHA... that's hilarious.... I get that station where I'm at too. I NEVER listen to the radio though... and THAT'S why!

[jtsnazzy]

Yeah, the radio is fucking garbage by us. It's all either booty rap, random r&b singer #11, or scruff voice mcgee butt rock. ie nickleback, puddle of mudd

[Rodeo]

People who like 24 hour loops of Ted Nugent are stoked.

[jtsnazzy]

haha oh god. Cruel and unusual punishment

[absolutecrunk]

WJLB WHERE HIP HOP LIIIIVES!


x

[jtsnazzy]

89x NEW ROCK ALTERNATIVE

[Regards]

Wisconsin and Michigans best country!?