Oh Son Of A Fucking Seorigjskfdksow

[Angylion Gefell]

My girlfriend might be pregnant. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

[alice+interiors]

how old are you?

[kwsqd]

kill her

[Smash Adams]

is there a wal mart nearby? you can get like 10 coat hangers for a dollar there

[Burning Star IV]

Falcon punch, ftw.

[alice+interiors]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/barrel-roll.jpg

[Neo Cassady]

Maybe we're just heading for disaster
We're better than this
It's just another chapter
If everything fails
We change the rules
Revert to plan B


edit: if you're serious, that really sucks and I'm sorry man. I've gone through a scare, it's not fun. Luckily it turned out she wasn't preggers, but I mean, you know your options.

[Burning Star IV]

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x76/JUSTanLS/Falcon_Punch.jpg

[Angylion Gefell]

ADVICE THUS FAR HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY AWESOME!

Barrel roll [x]
Falcon punch []
WalMart []
Kill her []
How old am I [x]
EDIT: Anal []
EDIT: Safe sex [x]

[kwsqd]

the last one isn't advice

[SLoT]

alright, hanger that shit. then stick to only anal from now on!

[amysaurus]

Your bad. Practice safe sex, you dumbass.

[Burning Star IV]

May I direct you to this (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=295478) thread.

[Biliard]

My friend is a very similar situation right now. That kind of sucks for you.

There is also a "when people from home start getting prego" thread...

[Angylion Gefell]

Your bad. Practice safe sex, you dumbass.

May I direct you to this (http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=295478) thread.

I used a condom. That's why I'm freaking out so much.

[kwsqd]

kill her

[alice+interiors]

I used a condom. That's why I'm freaking out so much.
ah so you might as well kill her for cheating anyway

[amysaurus]

I used a condom. That's why I'm freaking out so much.

She should have been on the pill, and if you used a condom and it broke, she should have taken the morning after pill. Your bad.

[kwsqd]

amy is brutal I like it

[Maxwell]

Falcon punch, ftw.

When i saw this thread...this is what i thought.
Damn you for saying it...but i applaud you at the same time.

No seriously dude...hopefully it'll be okay, ive had a few scares like this before...but it turns out to just be girls being little slag faces.

[amysaurus]

amy is brutal I like it

Dude it's not that hard to practice safe sex. It's like people are retarded or something. Don't they know that if they have sex, they will get chlamadyia and die?

[kwsqd]

Dude it's not that hard to practice safe sex. It's like people are retarded or something. Don't they know that if they have sex, they will get chlamadyia and die?
I don't know what sex is :shrug:

[Maxwell]

Dude it's not that hard to practice safe sex. It's like people are retarded or something. Don't they know that if they have sex, they will get chlamadyia and die?

Words cannot describe how much i just lol'd.

Get chlam and then die? did you miss sex ed class dear?

[amysaurus]

I don't know what sex is :shrug:

Oh yeah I forgot :-p

Words cannot describe how much i just lol'd.

Get chlam and then die? did you miss sex ed class dear?

It's from Mean Girls. It probably would have been funnier if you had seen the movie.

[kwsqd]

Oh yeah I forgot :-p



It's from Mean Girls. It probably would have been funnier if you had seen the movie.
maybe you can help me out!

[Neo Cassady]

Words cannot describe how much i just lol'd.

Get chlam and then die? did you miss sex ed class dear?

No it's true.

[The_kok]

preemptive spacedock!

[Maxwell]

Oh yeah I forgot :-p



It's from Mean Girls. It probably would have been funnier if you had seen the movie.

Ahhhh sorry. No ive avoided that movie like the plague.

[The_kok]

condamns may also help, I hurt

[DickfaceChillah]

Congratulations.

[Gumbyjag]

babies are expensive.

[.invisible ink.]

I'm not condoning this but you should know that there are herbs that she can ingest that might help alleviate this situation if she's not that far along.

[Burning Star IV]

I'm not condoning this but you should know that there are herbs that she can ingest that might help alleviate this situation if she's not that far along.
There's a plethora of methods on can employ to deal with said situation.

I'd go with the stair case if I were you.

[Maxwell]

Fp

[The_kok]

Fap

fixed

[Maxwell]

i meant falcon punch...

[The_kok]

both is possible

[The_kok]

actually, TS can also fuck his girl really hard when she's about to throw, to receive a bj from his kid

[evilpersona]

the only real cure for an unwanted pregnancy is a trip to six flags. take the girl on a roller coaster. no more pregnancy.lol

[The_kok]

the only cure for an unwanted pregnancy is a vacuum cleaner

[AlaskanFever]

actually, TS can also fuck his girl really hard when she's about to throw, to receive a bj from his kid
EWWWWWWWWWWW

[The_kok]

that's right, feel dirty.

one day it will be your turn

[Maxwell]

actually, TS can also fuck his girl really hard when she's about to throw, to receive a bj from his kid

I love you for this post.

[AlaskanFever]

that's just wrong on so many levels.........
blech:yuk:

[Tyler Revolution]

Congrats!

[MADSTA]

Name it after me?

[wewascontenders]

I'll bring balloons.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

what do mean she might be? I'm guessing her periods late so she thinks she is. Okay, a legit reason. Have her pee on a stick in the morning, perferablly her first piss of the day. If that's postive take another one a few hours later. If it's postive again take another one the next day and if that's postive then make an appt. For the gyno. If the second ones negative wait a week and take another one if that's postive, well, make a gyno appt. Also, if she took the test less then a week of her period being late wait until a full week. Sometimes your hormones are whacked and a test could come up postive when its really negative. One full week is usually when everything will play out. This is really unfortunate, good luck!

[Angylion Gefell]

Yeah, her period's late. If that's all that it is, and she's not preggo, I will become Christian again.

[The_kok]

Name it after me?

he should name it Seorigjskfdksow

his kid will be so damn popular

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yeah, her period's late. If that's all that it is, and she's not preggo, I will become Christian again.

stop beating yourself up and have her take the test. Her period late means nothing. A lot of things trigger that. Was She a virgin in the last month?

[Angylion Gefell]

She took the test.......SHES NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Oh god. Ohgod. I'm not going to be having sex for a while. phew.

[Angylion Gefell]

Ugzn08VcFzs

[checkered.stars]

Aren't you like 13 years old? Stupid kids.

[Tyler Revolution]

He's only 13?

[Giant Broccoli]

Rip

[Fallinto_rhythm]

he's clearly not 13

[Angylion Gefell]

I'm not 13.

[TheSkyline]

I'm not 13.

So how old are you..

If he said 13 and a half, I would die laughing.

[TakingBackDowd]

jk shes actually pregnant.

[Miss Heartcore]

:popcorn:

[Angylion Gefell]

I'm almost fifteen.....not that old, but sixteen is legal here :shrug:

[Mirrorsandfevers]

We're all pregnant

[Angylion Gefell]

We're all pregnant

OH FUCK

[chronomic]

i once got someone pregnant. i just aborted the fetus then killed the broad. easy.

[Miss Heartcore]

i once got someone pregnant. i just aborted the fetus then killed the broad. easy.
:appl:
Simple.

[Angylion Gefell]

i once got someone pregnant. i just aborted the fetus then killed the broad. easy.

I like it.

[concernedparent]

I'm almost fifteen.....not that old, but sixteen is legal here :shrug:
Well, sounds like you've effectively ruined your life.

[Kassie09]

Why are fourteen year olds having sex......

[xXaLLiOo]

Why are fourteen year olds having sex......


that's like normal now. i think its creepy though. i was definitely not ready at 14. i watched some tv special about elementary school sluts. Like 6th graders who have already had sex with multiple guya before they even got their first period.

I remember in 5th grade talking with a group of girls about when we wanted to lose our virginity. It was equally balanced between 14, 16, 18, and marriage. So 50% of girls want to lose it by 14. America is full of sluts. Actually at that age its probably the government subliminally telling girls to be sluts.

[EmoGangstaTMT]

Because they want to brag to their friends. That's what guys at my school do :O

However this is gonna teach the kid a damn lesson. USE A CONDOM....

[Chris Fallon]

that's like normal now. i think its creepy though. i was definitely not ready at 14. i watched some tv special about elementary school sluts. Like 6th graders who have already had sex with multiple guya before they even got their first period.

I remember in 5th grade talking with a group of girls about when we wanted to lose our virginity. It was equally balanced between 14, 16, 18, and marriage. So 50% of girls want to lose it by 14. America is full of sluts. Actually at that age its probably the government subliminally telling girls to be sluts.
That isn't an excuse. Parents need to get their shit together and either not have children or fucking be responsible for them. Having sex at 14 will never be "normal" - it's unhealthy considering your mind has not fully developed and teenagers are not mature enough to understand sex yet.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

14 wowww I really didn't have intentions of sex until I was atleast 16 or 17, which doesn't mean I didn't think about it, but actually having sex at 14 no way

[Fallinto_rhythm]

That isn't an excuse. Parents need to get their shit together and either not have children or fucking be responsible for them. Having sex at 14 will never be "normal" - it's unhealthy considering your mind has not fully developed and teenagers are not mature enough to understand sex yet.

I agree with you. If I found out my 14 year old was having sex it would probably kill me. It's not normal. A lot of the girls who are 14 and having sex are probably consenting to it with older guys too

[Sventhegreat]

This is sick. Fourteen. Damn kids these days, can't keep their genitals to themselves for more than five minutes.


With their blowjays, their anal, and their jelly beans, and stickers...

[Mirrorsandfevers]

I agree with you. If I found out my 14 year old was having sex it would probably kill me. It's not normal. A lot of the girls who are 14 and having sex are probably consenting to it with older guys too

That's usually the case.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I agree with you. If I found out my 14 year old was having sex it would probably kill me. It's not normal. A lot of the girls who are 14 and having sex are probably consenting to it with older guys too

That's usually the case.

If the guy is any older them 16 and is having sex with a 14 year old should be ashamed of themselves

[amysaurus]

I think that's actually illegal in some states.

[bryanpereira]

remember to name the child Bobo.

[Paulb-182]

i was 14 my first time..the girl was 16

i know now it was stupid and pointless

but when youre 14 you think youre 18 and think you can do whatever you like haha

i was never and have never been stupid enough to not whack on the old shrink wrap though haha

[heyzombiehitler]

Ahhhh sorry. No ive avoided that movie like the plague.

You're missing out.

[remyy]

I think that's actually illegal in some states.

It is in Norway aswell, haha

[absolutecrunk]

lol @ her being pregnant just because of a lil ol late period. Cmon AG, you know better than that.

Furthermore hahahahahaha "IT'S BLUUUE!!! SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!! IIIIT'S BLUUUUEE!!"

[Yes. And?]

Sux 4 u!

[sputniksignals]

[quote=Mirrorsandfever;12104861]

If the guy is any older them 16 and is having sex with a 14 year old should be ashamed of themselves

I was 18 when I had sex with my last girlfriend who was 15 at the time. Nothing wrong with it at all. I don't understand why people make that big of a deal about it.

[chronomic]

i couldn't do it with anyone under 18. my mind wouldn't let me.

[Machu505]

May I introduce you to my good friend H. Gun:

http://www.arcticwebsite.com/WhaleHarpGun1.jpg

[Machu505]

Holy shit this kid is 14. Way to fuck up your life.

[Mirrorsandfevers]

I lost mine at 5

[Sargent Sausage]

girls are fucking stupid. i was like to the one chick are you on the pill? she says yes, i inserted it and and attempted to pump then she is like oh wait i havent taken it a week. like what the fuck is that, seriously? i dont even no if i was even fucking her tho to be honest, definally didnt feel good at all. got that dreaded plan b at 8 am in the morning. i didnt even semen in her and i used a condom after she told me about not using the pill for a week. im just paranoid that she can still be pregers .

[amysaurus]

girls are fucking stupid. i was like to the one chick are you on the pill? she says yes, i inserted it and and attempted to pump then she is like oh wait i havent taken it a week. like what the fuck is that, seriously? i dont even no if i was even fucking her tho to be honest, definally didnt feel good at all. got that dreaded plan b at 8 am in the morning. i didnt even semen in her and i used a condom after she told me about not using the pill for a week. im just paranoid that she can still be pregers .

LOL
Do you speak English?

[Sargent Sausage]

LOL
Do you speak English?

slightly.

[concernedparent]

[quote=Fallinto_rhythm;12105311]

I was 18 when I had sex with my last girlfriend who was 15 at the time. Nothing wrong with it at all. I don't understand why people make that big of a deal about it.
I was seeing a girl that was 14 when I was 17, and I'm not desperate or anything..I don't really see the problem with it to be honest.

[TheSkyline]

I was seeing a girl that was 14 when I was 17, and I'm not desperate or anything..I don't really see the problem with it to be honest.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/TheCourtness/ChrisHanson.jpg

[sputniksignals]

I was seeing a girl that was 14 when I was 17, and I'm not desperate or anything..I don't really see the problem with it to be honest.

Glad to see I'm not the only one

[chronomic]

I lost mine at 5

yeah that was a fun night

[chronomic]

14 year olds look like children to me.

[Angylion Gefell]

lol @ her being pregnant just because of a lil ol late period. Cmon AG, you know better than that.

Furthermore hahahahahaha "IT'S BLUUUE!!! SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!! IIIIT'S BLUUUUEE!!"

This post made me happy.


14 year olds look like children to me.

Not to me. Plus, she'll be legal (in Oklahoma law) in a month... and two days...

[Angylion Gefell]

girls are fucking stupid. i was like to the one chick are you on the pill? she says yes, i inserted it and and attempted to pump then she is like oh wait i havent taken it a week. like what the fuck is that, seriously? i dont even no if i was even fucking her tho to be honest, definally didnt feel good at all. got that dreaded plan b at 8 am in the morning. i didnt even semen in her and i used a condom after she told me about not using the pill for a week. im just paranoid that she can still be pregers .

What does this mean?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I was 18 when I had sex with my last girlfriend who was 15 at the time. Nothing wrong with it at all. I don't understand why people make that big of a deal about it. I guess you're right. I was 16 sleeping with a 20 year old. Everyone gave him a lot of shit for it though if they knew. When I look back it was bad on my behalf too

[Fallinto_rhythm]

This post made me happy.




Not to me. Plus, she'll be legal (in Oklahoma law) in a month... and two days...

wow it's 18 in Jersey. 16 is the age of consent and there's a bunch of laws to go along with that

[The_kok]

I guess you're right. I was 16 sleeping with a 20 year old. Everyone gave him a lot of shit for it though if they knew. When I look back it was bad on my behalf too

I guess you were his lil_slut

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I guess you were his lil_slut

I'm taking that as an insult. Don't compare me to that girl!!! Haha

[sputniksignals]

I guess you're right. I was 16 sleeping with a 20 year old. Everyone gave him a lot of shit for it though if they knew. When I look back it was bad on my behalf too

I realize my mistake now is that she was and still is a stupid bitch, and that she's too young to be in a mature relationship with a mature older guy (but now she has a new boyfriend who's the same age as me and he's a cuntrag so you know what I'm getting at). So yeah, it could be considered a mistake, but at the time there was nothing gross or wrong about it

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I realize my mistake now is that she was and still is a stupid bitch, and that she's too young to be in a mature relationship with a mature older guy (but now she has a new boyfriend who's the same age as me and he's a cuntrag so you know what I'm getting at). So yeah, it could be considered a mistake, but at the time there was nothing gross or wrong about it

It's all a matter of how mature you are. You could be 30 and not mature enough to be having sex.

[amysaurus]

14 year olds look like children to me.

That's because fourteen year olds ARE children.

[sputniksignals]

It's all a matter of how mature you are. You could be 30 and not mature enough to be having sex.

She's not mature. Big mistake.

[lauren<3s music]

damn i was expecting a kyle dan duo appearance

[hockeyguitar99]

Are there stairs near by?

[concernedparent]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/TheCourtness/ChrisHanson.jpg
That was just predictable.

[TheSkyline]

That was just predictable.

Thats what they all say.