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SonnyPunk
04/10/04, 08:45 PM
Haha a funny thing happened today so I thought I'd share.

First off, my Dad is a very relaxed person. Very calm and nice to everyone...it takes a lot to really put him over the edge. Ive only seen him snap a few times in my life...and today...it happened again haha.

He and my stepmother went to the movies to see "The Alamo"...so this guy behind him keeps kicking his chair by accident. My Dad was getting annoyed but he knew it wasnt on purpose so he tried to just let it pass. But the guy kept doing it every so often...so my dad turns around and calmly says "Can you please stop kicking my chair? Thank you."
It stopped for a while...but this was a long movie...Eventually the kicking started again (Apparantly this guy kept fidgeting and crossing his legs over one another.). He couldnt take it anymore...he asked the guy nicely but it didnt stop...
So my Dad calmly gets up and leaves his aisle...he walks two rows back and gets right behind this guy...and shoves the guys chair really hard jerking him forward! Haha...the guy turned around and my Dad just stared at the screen like he was watching the movie and didnt give a fuck (Kinda like the guy did to him.) and then he kept kicking the chair over and over a couple of times before returning to his seat.

No more seats were kicked for the duration of the film after that point...haha

SayNo2daBunny
04/10/04, 08:50 PM
Haha a funny thing happened today so I thought I'd share.

First off, my Dad is a very relaxed person. Very calm and nice to everyone...it takes a lot to really put him over the edge. Ive only seen him snap a few times in my life...and today...it happened again haha.

He and my stepmother went to the movies to see "The Alamo"...so this guy behind him keeps kicking his chair by accident. My Dad was getting annoyed but he knew it wasnt on purpose so he tried to just let it pass. But the guy kept doing it every so often...so my dad turns around and calmly says "Can you please stop kicking my chair? Thank you."
It stopped for a while...but this was a long movie...Eventually the kicking started again (Apparantly this guy kept fidgeting and crossing his legs over one another.). He couldnt take it anymore...he asked the guy nicely but it didnt stop...
So my Dad calmly gets up and leaves his aisle...he walks two rows back and gets right behind this guy...and shoves the guys chair really hard jerking him forward! Haha...the guy turned around and my Dad just stared at the screen like he was watching the movie and didnt give a fuck (Kinda like the guy did to him.) and then he kept kicking the chair over and over a couple of times before returning to his seat.

No more seats were kicked for the duration of the film after that point...haha
haha your dads gangsta! he handled the situation very maturely.....:)

SonnyPunk
04/10/04, 08:55 PM
Its so much funnier if you knew my dad...he's like the last person you'd expect to do something like that. He's kinda like the Dad from American Pie lol. He once asked me if I was having sexual relations haha. Who the hell says "relations"? lol

TENSOR123
04/10/04, 09:01 PM
haha good stuff, we need more people like that in movie theatres. i fuckin can't stand when people think it's funny to yell out shit, if i knew where they were sitting i would do something, but i dont wanna end up cursing out some 60 year old lady.

Jim Morgan
04/10/04, 09:02 PM
haha fucking awesome

SayNo2daBunny
04/10/04, 09:10 PM
my dads weird..when he handles my computer he always says it has a vidus...no not virus, but vidus...(my dad's mexican) and one night he tole me "mijah, i don't think your computer has a vidus.." so i asked "well..what does it have.." he says..."cancer.." i kind of laugh because i thought he was only joking..but it turns out..he wasnt? :tongue:

FarPastGone
04/10/04, 11:07 PM
Your dad sounds like my friends dad, exactly.............awesome story though.

Lueda Alia
04/10/04, 11:19 PM
haha nice.

cristal
04/10/04, 11:52 PM
haha...def. made me laugh

i could see my dad doing that, he's more immature than i am in many many ways

frizzie
04/11/04, 12:12 AM
Haha oh man, your dad rocks!

firecrackermank
04/11/04, 02:18 AM
how cool!
daddys rock sometimes.

piebaldkid42
04/11/04, 07:16 AM
shweet a

Touched
04/11/04, 08:12 AM
Haha good on him.

The Bled 13
04/11/04, 09:34 AM
Haha, thats hilarious.

thexflamesxburn
04/11/04, 11:21 AM
haha thats fucking AWESOME. i'd love to have him as my dad.


i have a dad story too!

my dad story
its pretty short. i was in the car with my dad, and someone cut him off from the right. so my dad speeds up and gets infront of them, forces the car into the right lane, and slows down until he stops, so close to the other car that they had to stop too. dad gets out, gives him a pop in the face, and we left

it was kinda cruel, but the guy deserved it :D

a&wrootbeer
04/11/04, 11:21 AM
haha, that's awesome, your dad sounds like mine

towhatend
04/11/04, 11:33 AM
People like that should be banned from theatres.