Watermelon or Pizza?

[KidRobot]

If you had to live on something for the rest of your life...what would you rather have?


That include drink and food.

[underthetalking]

This isn't a matter of opinion. There is a correct answer.

Its pizza.

[chipdip18]

Pizza. Dur.

[SLoT]

Pizza. Extra cheese. (also a plus is the various kinds of pizza toppings, also pizza establishments as well as home made versions of this food) where watermelon is only one item. Pizza.

[KidRobot]

Mmmmm grease+cheese+bread+sauce=Unhealthy Erick.


Watermelon is just sex in a fruit.

[KidRobot]

The center of a watermelon>sex.


Yeah. I said it.

[AlternateToLife]

Haha Pizza.

I'd probably die in a few years but that's alright.

[chipdip18]

The center of a watermelon>sex.


Yeah. I said it.

That's bold. You better not be letting down all the virgins on this site.

[wewascontenders]

Pizza gets old real fast, I chose watermelon.

[KidRobot]

That's bold. You better not be letting down all the virgins on this site.


I can say this with confidence I'd rather have the center then sex. And you can't get STD's from watermelon.

Pizza gets old real fast, I chose watermelon.

ilu.

[chipdip18]

The center of a watermelon>sex.


Yeah. I said it.


What about sex with the center of a watermelon?

[alice+interiors]

pizza

[SLoT]

Pizza gets old real fast, I chose watermelon.
what! there are so many different toppings you can throw on a pizza. watermelon....thats it. fuck watermelon. you've now pushed me from not liking watermelon into full blown hatred for this food. thanks a lot.

[KidRobot]

What about sex with the center of a watermelon?

Interesting.


I will try this...brb.

[KidRobot]

what! there are so many different toppings you can throw on a pizza. watermelon....thats it. fuck watermelon. you've now pushed me from not liking watermelon into full blown hatred for this food. thanks a lot.


Fuck you and your watermelon hating. Its a lovely sweet fruit.

[amysaurus]

I love both, but I can't have either in excess. I guess pizza then cause it's more filling?

[chipdip18]

Fuck you and your watermelon hating. Its a lovely sweet fruit.


Man i think the question shouldn't be what would you eat for the rest of your life because pizza comes in so many varieties it would be easier to eat for the rest of your life.

[wewascontenders]

You'd die faster with pizza, I think.

[KidRobot]

http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/eye-tricks/optic-pictures/watermelon-face-illusion.jpg

How can you say pizza to that face?

[underthetalking]

You'd die with anything. Don't bring health into this.

EDIT: Plus only american pizza is really bad for you. Pizza in Italy is actually quite healthy because they don't put all the grease and shit in it.

[SLoT]

Fuck you and your watermelon hating. Its a lovely sweet fruit.
Hey, I never said fuck a person. I said fuck the fruit, why fuck me? Not cool. It is lovely, not better than pizza though.

[KidRobot]

You'd die with anything. Don't bring health into this.

You'd die faster* with pizza.


Undeniable fact.

[teenagetwilight]

Pizza 43v4r.

[underthetalking]

Who cares about dying?! ITS FUCKING PIZZA!

[wewascontenders]

Pizza 43v4r.

Go away.

[disco.tetris]

I'm feeling a little anti pizza right now.

Watermelon.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Pizza>watermelon

This is fact!!!! Anyone who disagrees is fail!

[KidRobot]

Who cares about dying?! ITS FUCKING PIZZA!


Fucking watermelon>Fucking pizza.


I assume fucking pizza would be all too painful.

[wewascontenders]

Too hot for dicks.

[m_rue]

Watermelon is gross, so I pick pizza by default.

[SLoT]

no way dude, soft crust. excellent. warm.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Fucking watermelon>Fucking pizza.


I assume fucking pizza would be all too painful.
pffff fucking watermelon would get seeds up your dick. I don't see that happening with pizza.

[AlternateToLife]

Who cares about dying?! ITS FUCKING PIZZA!

Death by pizza > Life without pizza.

[KidRobot]

Watermelon is gross, so I pick pizza by default.


http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm266/J2thepxtreme/2q359cg.gif

[wewascontenders]

pffff fucking watermelon would get seeds up your dick. I don't see that happening with pizza.

Seeds > Grease Burns

[checkered.stars]

You are all crazy.

I win. Again.
http://boboli.gwbakeries.com/images/recipes/b_shrimp_pizza.jpg

[KidRobot]

pffff fucking watermelon would get seeds up your dick. I don't see that happening with pizza.

Seedless watermelons? :shrug:

[wewascontenders]

You are all crazy.

I win. Again.
http://boboli.gwbakeries.com/images/recipes/b_shrimp_pizza.jpg

Shrimp > many things.

[underthetalking]

Death by pizza > Life without pizza.

:inlove:

[checkered.stars]

Shrimp > many things.
Shrimp and salad pizza >> everything else in this thread.

[Yes. And?]

Pizza, there is no other option.

[drewziph]

fat pizza boy ftw

:p

[Yes. And?]

Oh, and how does this relate to music?

[sdbrown]

Pizza. minus the cheese + some assortment of onions, peppers, pineapple, scallions, spinach, portobello, tomatoes (reg or sun dried), basil, oregano green apple and artichoke = endless possibilities.

[KidRobot]

Oh, and how does this relate to music?

It's a music forum discussion.

[SLoT]

Seeds > Grease Burns
1. let the pizza get warm, not fucking hot
2. either way you could let the pizza get cold even, and you can pick the seeds out of your watermelon

this is a stupid arguement.

[checkered.stars]

Oh, and how does this relate to music?
We can make a mixtape!

[wewascontenders]

1. let the pizza get warm, not fucking hot
2. either way you could let the pizza get cold even, and you can pick the seeds out of your watermelon

this is a stupid arguement.


It is, but look at what were discussing.

[chaosB4storm]

If I choose pizza, can i have watermelon as a topping?

[KidRobot]

Heated argument about what you'd rather have sex with...

[checkered.stars]

1. let the pizza get warm, not fucking hot
2. either way you could let the pizza get cold even, and you can pick the seeds out of your watermelon

this is a stupid arguement.
1. It is easier to keep watermelon cold, than to keep pizza 'warm not fucking hot'.
2. The seeds are generally embedded deeply into the flesh, and because of their very thin structure, it's not very easy to pick them out quickly.

Anyway, salad pizza > all.

[SLoT]

It is, but look at what were discussing.
haha, you've got a good point
If I choose pizza, can i have watermelon as a topping?
i was just about to say that. not only do we get pizza which is delicious, but endless toppings... one of them being watermelon. while the watermelon pickers only get watermelon.

[GuitarR0cker1]

If I choose pizza, can i have watermelon as a topping?
No, go away we don't want collaborationists with the watermelon!!

[SLoT]

1. It is easier to keep watermelon cold, than to keep pizza 'warm not fucking hot'.
2. The seeds are generally embedded deeply into the flesh, and because of their very thin structure, it's not very easy to pick them out quickly.

Anyway, salad pizza > all.
okay ive got a couple things to say, but i will ignore all of that to ask you my most important question.

the part of the watermelon you eat is called the flesh?

[KidRobot]

Yeah it's the flesh. But there's clearly seedless watermelons.

[GuitarR0cker1]

okay ive got a couple things to say, but i will ignore all of that to ask you my most important question.

the part of the watermelon you eat is called the flesh?
Maybe she is talking about a different kind of flesh...:shrug:

[SLoT]

i had no idea it was called the flesh. now i am 110% confident in my decision to eat pizza instead.

[White Noise]

Pineapple>Watermelon

[Troggy]

Here's another reason:

Watermelon is not the only kind of fruit, but Pizza is the only kind of Pizza

[underthetalking]

Here's another reason:

Watermelon is not the only kind of fruit, but Pizza is the only kind of Pizza

Damn. Clayton, dropping the existential bomb! Kudos.

[checkered.stars]

This picture deserves a repost. :9
http://www.jeffloo.com/photos/2006/meals/048.JPG

[AlternateToLife]

Pineapple>Watermelon

:nod:

[AlternateToLife]

This picture deserves a repost. :9
http://www.jeffloo.com/photos/2006/meals/048.JPG

God damn. Stop polluting these threads.

[checkered.stars]

God damn. Stop polluting these threads.
So. Good.

[Troggy]

Damn. Clayton, dropping the existential bomb! Kudos.

haha, it's hard to argue with that.

[GuitarR0cker1]

So. Good.
Yeah if you like green barf.

[KidRobot]

Oh by the way...good luck to the pizza people with thirst. Pizza doesn't provide any liquid. HA.

[checkered.stars]

Yeah if you like green barf.
It's just lime jello with fruit in it. It's not even that exoctic or eccentric.

[Troggy]

Oh by the way...good luck to the pizza people with thirst. Pizza doesn't provide any liquid. HA.

Watermelon isn't a meal by itself. What do you have to say to that?

[GuitarR0cker1]

Oh by the way...good luck to the pizza people with thirst. Pizza doesn't provide any liquid. HA.
You can provide your own liquid. Tis the magic of the fridge.

[SLoT]

Oh by the way...good luck to the pizza people with thirst. Pizza doesn't provide any liquid. HA.
this does not mention not being able to drink anything. just eat.

[checkered.stars]

Matt, how can you resist this?

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/yoda-pizza.jpg

[KidRobot]

You can provide your own liquid. Tis the magic of the fridge.

Nope. Only pizza. It's all you get for the rest of your life.

[wewascontenders]

Matt, how can you resist this?

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/07/yoda-pizza.jpg

That's fucking gross.

[KidRobot]

this does not mention not being able to drink anything. just eat.

I just made it a rule. Suck it. My thread, I'll do what I want.

Watermelon isn't a meal by itself. What do you have to say to that?

Tell that to me. I just had it as a meal.

[GuitarR0cker1]

It's just lime jello with fruit in it. It's not even that exoctic or eccentric.
I made exotic jello once, it was pretty gross. As it turns out peanut butter jello is fucking gross.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Nope. Only pizza. It's all you get for the rest of your life.
It says eat not drink. WAT NOW BITCH!!

[KidRobot]

It says eat not drink. WAT NOW BITCH!!


*Edits post*

[checkered.stars]

That's fucking gross.
It's cute.

[checkered.stars]

I made exotic jello once, it was pretty gross. As it turns out peanut butter jello is fucking gross.
Ewww, that does sound pretty gross.

[GuitarR0cker1]

Ewww, that does sound pretty gross.
Yeah I have no idea why I did that.

[AlternateToLife]

*Edits post*

Cheating bitch

[GuitarR0cker1]

Cheating bitch
:nod:

[SLoT]

Nope. Only pizza. It's all you get for the rest of your life.
Well seeing as I was in before you edited your post, I will assume I am grandfathered in and allowed beverages. If not, doesn't matter, endless toppings for pizza which may contain juices. Like your precious watermelon for instance.

[chaosB4storm]

i had no idea it was called the flesh. now i am 110% confident in my decision to eat pizza instead.

lmao

[GuitarR0cker1]

Well seeing as I was in before you edited your post, I will assume I am grandfathered in and allowed beverages. If not, doesn't matter, endless toppings for pizza which may contain juices. Like your precious watermelon for instance.
Exactly, pizza is the all knowing food that can be anything if it wants to be. It is the god of foods.:worship:

[KidRobot]

Well seeing as I was in before you edited your post, I will assume I am grandfathered in and allowed beverages. If not, doesn't matter, endless toppings for pizza which may contain juices. Like your precious watermelon for instance.

No ex post facto here. No liquid.

And you'd have to eat the whole pizza just to get maybe a piece of pineapple? This would surely limit the amount of physical activity you'd have.

Cheating bitch

Hehehe.

[Chris Fallon]

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't this kind of stuff be left to General or the Poll Forum?

[AlternateToLife]

No ex post facto here. No liquid.

And you'd have to eat the whole pizza just to get maybe a piece of pineapple? This would surely limit the amount of physical activity you'd have.



Hehehe.

Quit making up rules. It doesn't say you can't pick out the toppings.

[AlternateToLife]

If you had to live on something for the rest of your life...what would you rather have?


That include drink and food.

POST AT THIS TIME.



For future reference ;-)

[SLoT]

No ex post facto here. No liquid.

And you'd have to eat the whole pizza just to get maybe a piece of pineapple? This would surely limit the amount of physical activity you'd have.



Hehehe.
that doesn't make any sense. i could easily just cover the pizza with pineapple slices. toppings are glorious. how many rules are you going to make because you are slowly beginning to realize that pizza is the way to go?

[GuitarR0cker1]

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't this kind of stuff be left to General or the Poll Forum?
It probably should but considering how much shit normally gets posted here, you should let it slide.;-)

[KidRobot]

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't this kind of stuff be left to General or the Poll Forum?


This was to be determined here. It was between me and Erick and we don't really care about the people in either of those forums.

[KidRobot]

that doesn't make any sense. i could easily just cover the pizza with pineapple slices. toppings are glorious. how many rules are you going to make because you are slowly beginning to realize that pizza is the way to go?


As many as it takes...mwahahaha

[Chris Fallon]

This was to be determined here. It was between me and Erick and we don't really care about the people in either of those forums.
I'll let it stay for now. I'll likely move it later on to the Poll Forum just so we can keep this place uncluttered. It's bad enough as it is.

[Brandon Allin]

I prefer pizza, but I try not to eat it too often, so I voted watermelon.

[Regards]

Pizza.

[SLoT]

As many as it takes...mwahahaha
haha, you're going to need the help of rules to win this one. pizza is a force to be wreckoned with. watermelon is a weak fragile being that can't compare to the powers of the pizza pie.

[Yes. And?]

It's a music forum discussion.
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[MADSTA]

Why is this in the Music Forum?
I don't really like watermelon that much, so I guess I'll say pizza.

[TheOtherAndrew]

:hitself:

[IWasaCamera]

Good music thread.

[underthetalking]

http://angryape.com/images/reviews/boxerrebellion_06_10_03.gif

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/HorseTheBandPizza.jpg/200px-HorseTheBandPizza.jpg

Done.

[shit stroll]

vegan pizza for the win.

[Miss Heartcore]

This isn't a matter of opinion. There is a correct answer.

Its pizza.
Yea what up.

Watermelon is just sex in a fruit.
:-D LOL wut

[adam289]

Pizza

[SLoT]

im glad to see pizza winning this by a landslide.

[SeanEBoy2686]

i hate watermelon

[MyNameIsRoss]

Watermelon-Pizza?

[theguy77]

you should have made this poll "are you black or white?"

[notoaststereo]

pizza. i do love both though.

[TheWatermelon]

WATERMELON!...of course

[SuNDaYSTaR]

Pizza gets old real fast, I chose watermelon.Pizza comes in many different flavors, watermelon doesn't.

[TheOtherAndrew]

you should have made this poll "are you black or white?"
hahaha

[EamonKid]

both are amazing

[Anthony Lutz]

Pizza, watermelon is alright at best.

[briewer]

Since I define a pizza as including the Domino's Oreo pizza, I went with pizza.

[drewziph]

Since I define a pizza as including the Domino's Oreo pizza, I went with pizza.
woah

slow down there...

oreo pizza?!?

[briewer]

woah

slow down there...

oreo pizza?!?

You haven't heard?
UkEc67m_jvM

[dodge_3001]

pizza, mmm

[SanePsychotic]

I picked watermelon, but the thing is I don't even like it. :shrug:

[grimis16]

is this even a contest?

[grimis16]

i like watermelon flavored candy, but the fruit itself is too watery. Id much rather have an apple, peach, grape, shit any fruit other than watermelon

[Wildness774]

this ones really hard
im goin with the vegans on this one
watermelon

[bailmeout13]

Pizza.

[MoChroi]

The center of a watermelon>sex.


Yeah. I said it.

Fun fact of the day: Watermelon has similar effects to viagra. So the correct equation is watermelon=sex

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