View Full Version : I am slightly jealous
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 01:43 PM
So my friend has a BF and now she spends all her time with him. We don't really hang out that much cause she lives far away and when we did hang out (the first time since school ended) she brought her BF and basically ditched us for him. I'm happy for her and all but its really annoying.
am i being a jealous friend or am i being reasonable?
The_kok
07/02/08, 01:46 PM
you're not jealous
if you were, you would have bought a chainsaw and analled you friend with it
you didn't recently buy a chainsaw, did you?
Getup and Dance
07/02/08, 01:46 PM
Do this
1. Fuck him
2. Kill her
3. Anal her
4. Rape a dog
5. Listen to MCR
6. Kill your family
7. ????
8. Profit
The_kok
07/02/08, 01:48 PM
Do this
1. Fuck him
2. Kill her
3. Anal her
4. Rape a dog
5. Listen to MCR
6. Kill your family
7. ????
8. Profit
you forgot cut yourself and poop in your mouth
Burning Star IV
07/02/08, 01:50 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 01:51 PM
Do this
1. Fuck him
2. Kill her
3. Anal her
4. Rape a dog
5. Listen to MCR
6. Kill your family
7. ????
8. Profit
and how does this solve anything?
Getup and Dance
07/02/08, 01:52 PM
and how does this solve anything?
It will solve itself if you follow those steps.
The_kok
07/02/08, 01:55 PM
and how does this solve anything?
you'll be totally cool, and everyone knows cool chicks are easy chicks
The_kok
07/02/08, 01:56 PM
then again, you already look like someone who wouldn't mind taking the old trouser snake up the bottom
Smash Adams
07/02/08, 01:57 PM
is he into a three way? if not he's gay and your friend shouldn't be dating him
The_kok
07/02/08, 02:02 PM
she could also buy a starp
Willy McFurgle
07/02/08, 02:06 PM
Just start trying to date her and break em up.
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 02:07 PM
she could also buy a starp
a starp?
explain how you use that?
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 02:08 PM
what wonderful advice i'm getting here...
Burning Star IV
07/02/08, 02:10 PM
I'm sorry, but did you really expect to solve your problems by posting a thread about it?
I think you've been here long enough to have realized this.
Neo Cassady
07/02/08, 02:12 PM
see:the second half of American Psycho.
disclaimer:don't
Getup and Dance
07/02/08, 02:16 PM
To be honest, I skipped the original post my first time around.
Tell her "Hoes before Bro's"
argg_xo
07/02/08, 02:16 PM
when my bff gets a new boyfriend i usually feel the same way but then i just sleep with her bf to make myself feel better. /sarcasm.
The_kok
07/02/08, 02:17 PM
a starp?
explain how you use that?
I meant strap (-on)
Burning Star IV
07/02/08, 02:18 PM
Ain't nothin' but witches and trolls.
when my bff gets a new boyfriend i usually feel the same way but then i just sleep with her bf to make myself feel better. /sarcasm.
I vote this advice, too.
argg_xo
07/02/08, 02:24 PM
I vote this advice, too.
it's the only logical advice given so far.
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 02:27 PM
it's the only logical advice given so far.
sadly, it is
Getup and Dance
07/02/08, 02:30 PM
Or just stop complaining and get your own boyfriend.
argg_xo
07/02/08, 02:32 PM
sadly, it is
lol. in reality, maybe you should try hanging out with other people. or start inviting your friend along less and she might realize that she is spending too much time with her new boy toy.
staywhatyouare9
07/02/08, 02:33 PM
go under a sex change, get a penis, and start fucking your friend yourself.........its the only way
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 02:35 PM
Or just stop complaining and get your own boyfriend.
if it were only that easy.
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 02:36 PM
go under a sex change, get a penis, and start fucking your friend yourself.........its the only way
are you crazy. i don't want to fuck her. even if i were into girls shes not my type.
Burning Star IV
07/02/08, 02:36 PM
if it were only that easy.
Oh, it is. Wanna hook up?
staywhatyouare9
07/02/08, 02:42 PM
are you crazy. i don't want to fuck her. even if i were into girls shes not my type.
so you have a type....which means deep down.....you are a lesbian
GuitarR0cker1
07/02/08, 02:43 PM
lolz you guys are too funny.
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 04:39 PM
Oh, it is. Wanna hook up?
no.
cupcakeomg
07/02/08, 04:40 PM
so you have a type....which means deep down.....you are a lesbian
no.
Chris Fallon
07/02/08, 04:51 PM
Personal Life, how I have missed thee
Tyler Revolution
07/02/08, 05:20 PM
Stab her in the fucking throat, you pussy.
xfantabulousx
07/02/08, 08:21 PM
So my friend has a BF and now she spends all her time with him. We don't really hang out that much cause she lives far away and when we did hang out (the first time since school ended) she brought her BF and basically ditched us for him. I'm happy for her and all but its really annoying.
am i being a jealous friend or am i being reasonable?
It's reasonable to be annoyed. When one of my friends started ditching me and the rest of our "clique," we just started ignoring her. When she wasn't hanging out with her boyfriend and wanted to hang out with us we would just tell her we had plans. Eventually, her boyfriend dumped her though, so it only went on for six weeks or so.
What you should really do is talk to her and tell her how you feel. If she's really your friend, she should understand. If she isn't, well, her boyfriend will probably eventually dump her and she'll come crawling back to you anyway.
FallenAngel117
07/03/08, 12:38 AM
been there done that, we come crawling back again when we realise what we've done, then ts up to you to decide if you want us back or not :-p
Tell her how you feel and try to set like 1 night a week when just the 2 of you hang out.. You could also try to make some new friends.
chronomic
07/03/08, 09:19 AM
don't worry cuz right when you get a bf you're gonna be doing the same shit
pilot_light_out
07/03/08, 10:33 AM
no.
yes.
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