My vagina has two sets of lips

[TheOtherAndrew]

But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina, hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my out-ee and made it an in
Changing Donny into Marie Osmond




Pump Up the Valium is a fucking great record.

[Jumpoff]

She gotta walk with a silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt...

That was one pretty fucked up record, now that I think about it. But it was great, anyway.

[TheOtherAndrew]

All the songs were about narcotics and fucked up sex.

Love it.

[Jumpoff]

NoFX is a far better band when they stick to lesbians and forget about politics.

[Angylion Gefell]

Agreed.

[The_kok]

pics or it didn't happen

[absolutecrunk]

NoFX is a far better band
fixed


good regardless

[shit stroll]

NoFX is a far better band when they stick to lesbians and forget about politics.
not true... at all. the political songs on the war on errorism are better than the joke songs; the decline is the best political punk "song" of all time.

[Jumpoff]

not true... at all. the political songs on the war on errorism are better than the jokessongs; the decline is the best political punk "song" of all time.

I disagree. I don't really enjoy any of their political songs at all. Propaghandi, Crass, and Reagan Youth (just to name a few..) far outdo them in my opinion when it comes to political punk.

[TheOtherAndrew]

not true... at all. the political songs on the war on errorism are better than the joke songs; the decline is the best political punk "song" of all time.
This.

[TheOtherAndrew]

I disagree. I don't really enjoy any of their political songs at all. Propaghandi, Crass, and Reagan Youth (just to name a few..) far outdo them in my opinion when it comes to political punk.
Murder the Government.

/I win.

[shit stroll]

I disagree. I don't really enjoy any of their political songs at all. Propaghandi, Crass, and Reagan Youth (just to name a few..) far outdo them in my opinion when it comes to political punk.
the bands you listed are all great bands, but that doesn't mean nofx's political songs "suck".

[shit stroll]

Murder the Government.

/I win.
we win.

[Jumpoff]

the bands you listed are all great bands, but that doesn't mean nofx's political songs "suck".

I didn't say their political songs sucked, I said I dislike them... and generally skip over them when they come up. But, I barely listen to them anymore regardless outside of Punk in Drublic/Pump up the Valuum.

[bowl of oranges]

I need to get some more albums from this band. I only have White Trash..., and Punk in Drublic.

[AP_Punk]

those lyrics still gross me out.

[Chris Fallon]

Andrew, I approve of this phenomenal thread!

One of my favorite songs ever haha

[shit stroll]

9fNAKOQ_9vA

[AP_Punk]

hahaha yes!!

[Chris Fallon]

Ugly girl made me laugh

[shit stroll]

does that girl have jawbreaker shorts on?

[Until The Bombs]

My wiener has a first name, it's o-s-c-a-r.

[Miss Heartcore]

I have it on my itunes at work but the original theme song for the Fuse show went something like....

We're NoFx
Skrewing up since 1983
But these days we've got mortgages and families

Something something something...


Playing shows for rubber checks
We don't try very hard, we're NOFX

[TheOtherAndrew]

9fNAKOQ_9vA
Oh god...
Andrew, I approve of this phenomenal thread!

One of my favorite songs ever haha
:highfive:
I have it on my itunes at work but the original theme song for the Fuse show went something like....

We're NoFx
Skrewing up since 1983
But these days we've got mortgages and families

Something something something...


Playing shows for rubber checks
We don't try very hard, we're NOFX
Fat Mike: a poet for the ages.

[Miss Heartcore]

Fat Mike: a poet for the ages.
If I remember...I'm posting the actual lyrics from work tomorrow. I loved the original and the network didn't. Me & Mike = :-(

[CellarGhosts]

I approve of this thread :thumbup:

[TheOtherAndrew]

If I remember...I'm posting the actual lyrics from work tomorrow. I loved the original and the network didn't. Me & Mike = :-(
post the mp3!

[handlikesecret]

yummy lyrics.

[Anthony Lutz]

I love this band.

[Miss Heartcore]

Okay, I can't post the MP3 because I could get in serious trouble but here's what the original theme song was:

We're NoFx
Busted out (?) in 1983
We just filmed our first documentary
Taking Punk where it's not big before
Africa, Korea, Israel, Ecuador,
See Mel try to play accordian
Watch Kent, our tour manager stumblin,
We give our wives and kids big hugs
Take airplanes around the world
Do sketchy drugs
Play shows for rubber checks.
We don't try very hard, we're NOFX


:whistle:

[CellarGhosts]

I wish I could get the MP3 somewhere :-(

but oh well, it's all good.

[SLoT]

man i played so long a whole hell of a lot in high school. pump up... was also played a tremendously large amount. love this band. instant crassic is a lovely song to my ears.

[AP_Punk]

Okay, I can't post the MP3 because I could get in serious trouble but here's what the original theme song was:

We're NoFx
Busted out (?) in 1983
We just filmed our first documentary
Taking Punk where it's not big before
Africa, Korea, Israel, Ecuador,
See Mel try to play accordian
Watch Kent, our tour manager stumblin,
We give our wives and kids big hugs
Take airplanes around the world
Do sketchy drugs
Play shows for rubber checks.
We don't try very hard, we're NOFX


:whistle:

:worship:

[SanePsychotic]

"My Vagina" is only second to "Banana Phone" in the weird songs my friends and I like to sing catagory.

[CellarGhosts]

ring ring ring, vagina phone

[OdeToTheSun]

god, what nofx songs are these? i've so gotta check them out.

[eHaMpToN]

But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina, hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my out-ee and made it an in
Changing Donny into Marie Osmond




Pump Up the Valium is a fucking great record.

NO CHOWDER FOR YOU
yes sir. epic win.

[CellarGhosts]

ONE MORE ROUND THEN IT'S BOTTLES TO THE GROUND!




x

[TheOtherAndrew]

ring ring ring, vagina phone
hahahaha
NO CHOWDER FOR YOU
yes sir. epic win.
:bow:

[TheOtherAndrew]

hailthewarrior89 (1:13:45 AM): wtf is up with your vagina thread?

[hailthewarrior]

hailthewarrior89 (1:13:45 AM): wtf is up with your vagina thread?

i knew this would be in here. causing you to now have taken three things ive said to you into the public.

NO MORE TRUST

[TheOtherAndrew]

i knew this would be in here. causing you to now have taken three things ive said to you into the public.

NO MORE TRUST
Don't worry Gare Bear I have yet to tell them about us

[hailthewarrior]

Don't worry Gare Bear I have yet to tell them about us

We're through.

[TheOtherAndrew]

:sadangel:

[hailthewarrior]

I'm just setting us up for hot make up sex, don't drop your wings just yet, they're too much fun.

[AP_Punk]

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl

[TheOtherAndrew]

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl
Wrong album fool!

[AP_Punk]

PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY MOM!

k

[UntilItKillsYou]

best thread title ever. I need to hear this

[notoaststereo]

i havent listened to this record in so long.

[SanePsychotic]

ring ring ring, vagina phone

:rotfl:

[CellarGhosts]

hahahaha

:bow:

:rotfl:
Yay, at least two people were amused by my silliness!

:dance: