Man Whore.

[superxero]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

Edit: Yeah, the point of this thread is that im not a man whore. and her friends are starting rumors. you guys are very smart

[thespearkid]

Go choke you fucking man whore!

[googirl8907]

Don't be a man whore then. :shrug:

[kwsqd]

cut off your dick and mail it to her.

[Renee]

cut off your dick and mail it to her.
you do that, man whore.

[Renee]

she's saying that if you were a girl, you'd be a slut.

[sayyes]

I got accused of that around the age of 20. I didn't start a thread about it. Aside from how dumb you sound maybe she should've called you an attention whore.

[Duran1130]

eh just go be a whore elsewhere then.....

[EmoGangstaTMT]

Dude. Want to really get a kick out of it. Get an STD test and show her the results and see how lulzy things get.

[Hamlet]

Does this make her a whore too?

[heyzombiehitler]

I was always called that when I was 16. My best advice? Kill yourself and stop posting.

[drewziph]

no one likes a moaning man whore..

fingers in too many pies huh?

[SLoT]

too many pies = gold

[Chris Fallon]

GODDAMN MAN WHORES HANGIN' ON MY LAWN FURY ANGST RAGE!!!!!!

x

[amysaurus]

Obviously you have fucked too many of her friends and didn't call them back.

[kwsqd]

you do that, man whore.
dream on k thx

[Renee]

dream on k thx
kassie, mary, and amy said i could have it.

[kwsqd]

kassie, mary, and amy said i could have it.
don't forget nikki and leah k thx

[argg_xo]

once a man whore, always a man whore.

[The_kok]

i wish i was one

[brknhrtdbritt]

Its cuz your hot and they dont want her with you they wanna get some

[brknhrtdbritt]

Its cuz your hot and they dont want her with you they wanna get some

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

[Renee]

don't forget nikki and leah k thx
prove my point further. thanks!

[argg_xo]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

well, that was harsh.

[hero_dujour]

Obviously she's not interested so move on.

[DaveZeroZero]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

See my sig. - the bit about having a penis and therefore not being able to be a slut.

[pilot_light_out]

so your gay then

[Bites the Dust]

why don't you go tap another pussy, man whore!!

[drewziph]

less moaning, more boning.

sorted.

[superxero]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

its okay you and your fat friend don't look like the brightest bulbs in the box anyways.

[superxero]

I was always called that when I was 16. My best advice? Kill yourself and stop posting.
Kay kay kay, hitler.

[drewziph]

its okay you and your fat friend don't look like the brightest bulbs in the box anyways.

says the man without a prof pic up...
i wonder why
:p

[miketrondson]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

Hahaahhaahhahahaahhahaha, burn.

[miketrondson]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

Are you a goth chick? You look like a goth chick.

[DaveZeroZero]

so your gay then

*you're.

[superxero]

Are you a goth chick? You look like a goth chick.

nah shes just a fat bitch ;-)

[TK]

nah shes just a fat bitch ;-)

haha.

Although I haven't actually looked to confirm this.

[thesafeword]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted
Are you really broken-hearted? Like slit my wrists, black my eyes broken-hearted or nine in the afternoon broken-hearted?

[alchemistandi]

this thread has a whitest kids you know vibe for some reason. highly enjoyable.
for shame, manwhore. for shame.

[Yes. And?]

Man whore's gotta be one of the most ineffective insults ever.

[fadedmemories]

I got accused of that around the age of 20. I didn't start a thread about it. Aside from how dumb you sound maybe she should've called you an attention whore.

I agree

[Paulb-182]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

Edit: Yeah, the point of this thread is that im not a man whore. and her friends are starting rumors. you guys are very smart


i say fuck it!

actually become a man whore just to spite the rumour starters, and then your having a tip top time aswell popping it into as many openings that'll open up to you!! :-)

never done me any harm haha

[Chris Fallon]

LOL @ the irony of "you guys are very smart"

[drewziph]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

Edit: Yeah, the point of this thread is that im not a man whore. and her friends are starting rumors. you guys are very smart



take it easy there, manwhore

[Bites the Dust]

wait scratch that...... i viewed your profile AFTER i posted

this is coming from the girl who looks like she's about to shoot a porn in her picture

[thespearkid]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

Edit: Yeah, the point of this thread is that im not a man whore. and her friends are starting rumors. you guys are very smart

Was that sarcasm? You're hurting my feelings, man whore.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Was that sarcasm? You're hurting my feelings, man whore.

I think it was, and you know what, sarcasam is a form of anger!!!

[thespearkid]

I think it was, and you know what, sarcasam is a form of anger!!!
Why is the man whore so angry?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Why is the man whore so angry?

because were accusing him of being a man whore. You know it's such an insult, and something to really get mad at. Maybe his girlfriend dumped him for his out of control anger issuses, and this whole man whore thing is a cover

[miketrondson]

this is coming from the girl who looks like she's about to shoot a porn in her picture

One girl, one cup, one awesome time watching a goth chick eat shit.

[Burning Star IV]

I'd be proud to know that my fellow peers though I was a man whore.

[DaveZeroZero]

nah shes just a fat bitch ;-)

Gothopotamus?

I'd be proud to know that my fellow peers though I was a man whore.

Agreed. If only I could partake in such actions to make any allegations accurate.

[Kerplunk_23]

I hate when people be man whoring! LOL

[thesafeword]

Motherfucking man whores.

[DaveZeroZero]

Motherfucking man whores.

Man whores fuck their moms?! Oh shit!

[lo0serkid1118]

So for the past couple of days i've been starting to see this girl, everything was going just fine but then today she said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore? according to her friends I am a man whore. She left me a text message saying "go choke you fucking man whore"

WTF????

Edit: Yeah, the point of this thread is that im not a man whore. and her friends are starting rumors. you guys are very smart


Give her a roofie and teach her a lesson!

[seesky?fly.]

she found out you're gay?

[James_Brand]

I would like to posit that your ex, her friends, and you have less than a commandeering grasp on the English language. The term 'whore' implies no gender. Preceding it with the word 'man' is a less than useless redundancy. For your reference, I will now give you the definition of whore:
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person

No reason for you to proceed the term 'whore' with the term 'man', unless you only lean how to speak from watching movies with Rob Schneider.

As the term 'slut' means "a promiscuous woman", I do believe she meant to call you a "man-slut" to imply you are morally loose and not that you are paid for your carnal endeavors. Thus I ask all those here to please use the term "man-slut".

[LansingGaddis]

I would like to posit that your ex, her friends, and you have less than a commandeering grasp on the English language. The term 'whore' implies no gender. Preceding it with the word 'man' is a less than useless redundancy. For your reference, I will now give you the definition of whore:
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person

No reason for you to proceed the term 'whore' with the term 'man', unless you only lean how to speak from watching movies with Rob Schneider.

As the term 'slut' means "a promiscuous woman", I do believe she meant to call you a "man-slut" to imply you are morally loose and not that you are paid for your carnal endeavors. Thus I ask all those here to please use the term "man-slut".

Uhh... /thread?

[drewziph]

I would like to posit that your ex, her friends, and you have less than a commandeering grasp on the English language. The term 'whore' implies no gender. Preceding it with the word 'man' is a less than useless redundancy. For your reference, I will now give you the definition of whore:
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person

No reason for you to proceed the term 'whore' with the term 'man', unless you only lean how to speak from watching movies with Rob Schneider.

As the term 'slut' means "a promiscuous woman", I do believe she meant to call you a "man-slut" to imply you are morally loose and not that you are paid for your carnal endeavors. Thus I ask all those here to please use the term "man-slut".

1. watch the font there bud.
2. what the fuck?!?! rob schneider?!?! lmao.

[James_Brand]

1. watch the font there bud.
2. what the fuck?!?! rob schneider?!?! lmao.

1) Sorry about the font. My mistake.
2) Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Schneider co-wrote it.

[drewziph]

1) Sorry about the font. My mistake.
2) Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Schneider co-wrote it.
haha that is one of the most random replies i have ever seen.

[James_Brand]

haha that is one of the most random replies i have ever seen.

No way. That movie brought the term "man-whore" into our collective conciseness, which led to it’s being misused in common conversation. Though being an unneeded redundancy, it was correctly applied to the males that were being pimped by Eddie Griffin’s character. From that point onward, it was misapplied and used to describe men of loose carnal morals.

[DaveZeroZero]

I would like to posit that your ex, her friends, and you have less than a commandeering grasp on the English language. The term 'whore' implies no gender. Preceding it with the word 'man' is a less than useless redundancy. For your reference, I will now give you the definition of whore:
1: a woman who engages in sexual acts for money
2: a male who engages in sexual acts for money
3: a venal or unscrupulous person

No reason for you to proceed the term 'whore' with the term 'man', unless you only lean how to speak from watching movies with Rob Schneider.

As the term 'slut' means "a promiscuous woman", I do believe she meant to call you a "man-slut" to imply you are morally loose and not that you are paid for your carnal endeavors. Thus I ask all those here to please use the term "man-slut".

*precede, not proceed. Now look who lacks a grasp of the English language!

[James_Brand]

*precede, not proceed. Now look who lacks a grasp of the English language!

Since I used 'precede' in the first paragraph, the error would more suggest a problem in my proof reading as opposed to my abilities in using the English laguage. Also my misspelling 'learn' as 'lean' would lend itself to this theory as correct.

[DaveZeroZero]

Since I used 'precede' in the first paragraph, the error would more suggest a problem in my proof reading as opposed to my abilities in using the English laguage. Also my misspelling 'learn' as 'lean'.

Note that I wasn't interested enough to bother reading enough of the first post to pick up your 'lean.'

Also, in this post, *language.

[James_Brand]

Note that I wasn't interested enough to bother reading enough of the first post to pick up your 'lean.'

Also, in this post, *language.

Note that the 'lean' misspelling is after the misuse of 'procede', within the same sentence.

[drewziph]

lol. now now girls.

[DaveZeroZero]

Note that the 'lean' misspelling is after the misuse of 'procede', within the same sentence.

Note that, so pleased with having found the misuse of 'proceed,' (again misspelled in that statement) I stopped immediately in order to quote and correct you.

[drewziph]

http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg

This is my life.

[drewziph]

This is my life.
http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/10239_69b5fe2385.jpg%3Fv%3D0&usg=AFQjCNEY0HEKjS3O6HiNv68uWe0K4Bd A-A
(http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/10239_69b5fe2385.jpg%3Fv%3D0&usg=AFQjCNEY0HEKjS3O6HiNv68uWe0K4Bd A-A)

[James_Brand]

Note that, so pleased with having found the misuse of 'proceed,' (again misspelled in that statement) I stopped immediately in order to quote and correct you.
Understandable. I would do the same thing.


http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg
I love XKCD.

[LansingGaddis]

That little exchange was quite entertaining. Thanks guys. The cartoon was also very fitting, Drew.

[DaveZeroZero]

That little exchange was quite entertaining. Thanks guys. The cartoon was also very fitting, Drew.

:bow:

[drewziph]

That little exchange was quite entertaining. Thanks guys. The cartoon was also very fitting, Drew.
glad i helped

[James_Brand]

That little exchange was quite entertaining. Thanks guys. The cartoon was also very fitting, Drew.

I had fun. Glad you did as well.

[thesafeword]

Stop whore-ing around you guys.

[kris.mp3]

they're just jealous.

[superxero]

they're just jealous.

They be ignorant.

[Heart-A-Tact]

That.. sucks?

[fadedmemories]

I still don't get how this is an insult

[Chris Immunity]

booo thread

[HelpMeSleep]

http://www.craphound.com/images/xkcdwrongoninternet.jpg
I've always loved this because I know that would be me.

lol@ this bump. and lol@ the OP getting pwned. also, I love the word man whore. great word.

and I just noticed Chris Fallon's avatar is epic win.

[drewziph]

aw. good thread to re read through hehe :)