lets talk about your vagina

[chronomic]

Is it too small, average size, just right or are you rockin a swimming pool?

[sjb2k1]

no. let's talk about your vagina instead.

[chronomic]

mines pretty huge

[sjb2k1]

so you're rockin a swimming pool.

[callingallcars]

hahaha.

[kwsqd]

what is a vagina? per say?

[chronomic]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/1475574486_ef4ebb4d5d_o.jpg

[chronomic]

/\ mine

[kwsqd]

what are you doing later?

[Getup and Dance]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/1475574486_ef4ebb4d5d_o.jpg

So what you are saying is everyone on AP would be able to fit in your vagina and have a really fun time?

[chronomic]

So what you are saying is everyone on AP would be able to fit in your vagina and have a really fun time?

what else are vaginas for?

[SLoT]

im skinny dippin' in it.

[pilot_light_out]

"...thats what girls worry about right? having large vaginas?"

[heyzombiehitler]

This thread is better than mine.

[jdark6]

"...thats what girls worry about right? having large vaginas?"

Where's this from? I know it's really obvious but its eluding me!

[PaulsRightNut]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/waterfall.jpg

[SLoT]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/waterfall.jpg
i made a girl do this one time.

[Renee]

Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

[PaulsRightNut]

i made a girl do this one time.
I was referring to the post below...but hey - if you can make a girl get her period...then I guess thats something to be proud of?
Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

[pilot_light_out]

Where's this from? I know it's really obvious but its eluding me!

Family Guy via Stewie

[SLoT]

I was referring to the post below...but hey - if you can make a girl get her period...then I guess thats something to be proud of?
oh. that was a different time when i was younger. i was talking abou....ahhh nevermind.

[sjb2k1]

http://i30.tinypic.com/fxcxi0.jpg

[pilot_light_out]

Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

that line fucking kills me everytime

[Maxwell]

^exactly what i was trying to find.

[jdark6]

Family Guy via Stewie

That's it. Knew it was something blndingly obvious but I just couldn't source it. Damn you cue dependent retrieval failure! Great line though.

[Chris Fallon]

Sometimes, people wear my vagina as a hat.

[heyzombiehitler]

Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

Love that movie.

[SLoT]

my grandmother uses her vagina as a car cover.

[thespearkid]

http://i30.tinypic.com/fxcxi0.jpg
That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.

[Renee]

Love that movie.
I love quoting it.

[sjb2k1]

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.haha it's courtesy of the "jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot" thread. i love to lurk it.

[chronomic]

This thread is better than mine.

haha but it was inspired by yours!

[Ailite]

http://i30.tinypic.com/fxcxi0.jpg
God that is absolute gold.

[PadraicPrincess]

http://i30.tinypic.com/fxcxi0.jpg

Haha, my god.

[argg_xo]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/1475574486_ef4ebb4d5d_o.jpg

your vagina is pretty and makes me want to go on vacation.

[The_kok]

so what's better? length or thickness?

[chronomic]

i prefer thick vaginas

[DaveZeroZero]

what is a vagina? per say?

*per se

http://i30.tinypic.com/fxcxi0.jpg

I'm so glad that I was there for that epic moment.


So who's shaved and who's not?

[lovely864md]

I was born without a vagina :shrug:

[Getup and Dance]

I was born without a vagina :shrug:

Is that why you only titfuck?

Just Playing

[lovely864md]

Is that why you only titfuck?

Just Playing

I have no sexual organs and therefore no sexual urges.

[DaveZeroZero]

I have no sexual organs and therefore no sexual urges.

Sucks to be guys.

[sjb2k1]

*per se



I'm so glad that I was there for that epic moment.


So who's shaved and who's not?i love that they put it on 4chan...too bad it didn't catch on.

[DaveZeroZero]

i love that they put it on 4chan...too bad it didn't catch on.

Yeah - it's the same with the bong pandas =[

[coryatlarge]

haha! damn this is funny shit........... i am so easily amused

[pinkluv13]

think mine is broken. :-(

[Getup and Dance]

think mine is broken. :-(

I could fix it. ;-)

[anamericangod]

think mine is broken. :-(

I could fix it. ;-)

......

[pinkluv13]

I could fix it. ;-)

talk is cheap.

[chronomic]

wooooooooooooooow

[AsItFallsApart]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1088/1475574486_ef4ebb4d5d_o.jpg

... i'd pee in it ...

[Bites the Dust]

think mine is broken. :-(

how is it broken? Mistaken a screw driver for a dildo?

[lovely864md]

how is it broken? Mistaken a screw driver for a dildo?

My vagina just winced.

[pilot_light_out]

eww

[eHaMpToN]

My vagina just winced.

contradictory.

[lovely864md]

contradictory.

You caught me!

[pinkluv13]

how is it broken? Mistaken a screw driver for a dildo?

close...

[Renee]

close...
hanger? other various sharp objects?

[Giant Broccoli]

My gf has a pretty vaj, cereally.

[chronomic]

... i'd pee in it ...

youre e adirty bastasrd

[SauzaGold]

hanger? other various sharp objects?

ouchhhh

[Neo Cassady]

It has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips. It's hardly even used.

My gf has a pretty vaj, cereally.

I imagined your avatar (which really should be Jokerized) saying that...then lol'd.

[AsItFallsApart]

youre e adirty bastasrd

and you're drunk

... making it that much easier...

[Giant Broccoli]

It has two sets of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips. It's hardly even used.



I imagined your avatar (which really should be Jokerized) saying that...then lol'd.

Thanks kid, always believe in yourself

[concernedparent]

Is it too small, average size, just right or are you rockin a swimming pool?
hahahahahaha swimming pool i loled so hard.

[concernedparent]

I was born without a vagina :shrug:
You were born without a purpose.

[Chris Fallon]

You were born without a purpose.
Bant

[Bites the Dust]

My gf has a pretty vaj, cereally.

No, vaginas aren't "pretty"

[heyzombiehitler]

Some are.

[keepmyjealousy]

I really wonder how a vagina could be pretty??... hmmmm.



and my friend Josh, when talking about my old roommate one night when he was drunk, somehow the topic of vaginas came up and he said. "well let's just say that... one time when I was fist deep in this bitch"... and had an actual story of when that happened. If you knew my old roommate... GROSS! He went on to give us further examples but I will spare you all.

[mynameisX]

No, vaginas aren't "pretty"


Totally agree. They're disgusting.

[Burning Star IV]

Sandy.

[DaveZeroZero]

No, vaginas aren't "pretty"

They're better looking than dicks, I'll tell you that much for free.

[pilot_light_out]

Pussies are beautiful, gtfo

[DaveZeroZero]

Pussies are more fun than they are beautiful.

[pilot_light_out]

Pussies are more fun than they are beautiful.

:nod:

[DaveZeroZero]

:nod:

:highfive:

[Renee]

These three threads just remind me of the "Pussies, Dicks, and Assholes" speech in Team America.

[DaveZeroZero]

These three threads just remind me of the "Pussies, Dicks, and Assholes" speech in Team America.

That was the best speech EVARRRRR.

[Renee]

That was the best speech EVARRRRR.
YES!

[Renee]

"Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

[DaveZeroZero]

Of course, my dick never fucks :bluesad:

[mynameisX]

Of course, my dick never fucks :bluesad:

This belongs in the penis thread.

[DaveZeroZero]

This belongs in the penis thread.

It was relevant to Renee's post, but yes.

[OdeToTheSun]

These three threads just remind me of the "Pussies, Dicks, and Assholes" speech in Team America.

America, Fuck Yeah!

[bobby runs]

wooooow

[hockeyguitar99]

this thread makes me lol

[remedyeli]

I had a vagina once...

[bobby runs]

I had a vagina once...
what happened

[remedyeli]

what happened

I didn't want it anymore

[DaveZeroZero]

I didn't want it anymore

Do not want!

[ThemChains]

I didn't want it anymore

It's in a jar of formaldehyde in my room.

[bobby runs]

I didn't want it anymore
what do you have now?

[remedyeli]

what do you have now?

I'm pretty sure that you don't want the answer to that.

[somers1581]

these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder.

[andrew4045]

Having sex with my vag is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

[remedyeli]

Having sex with my vag is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

hahahaha
wut

that just reminded me of this.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/830/megacunt13co.jpg
^Click at your own risk of nightmares^

I warned you...

[remedyeli]

these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder.

haha I love that video

wKmM8JXHcdQ

[KandiDinosaur]

hahahaha
wut

that just reminded me of this.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/830/megacunt13co.jpg
^Click at your own risk of nightmares^

I warned you...

Thats so sexxxy.
It kind of gets me hot and bothered.
Its almost like throwing a toothpick thru an [empty] ally.

[remedyeli]

Thats so sexxxy.
It kind of gets me hot and bothered.
Its almost like throwing a toothpick thru an [empty] ally.

wow...this is the EXACT opposite response I thought I would be getting...

[KandiDinosaur]

Who wouldn't like that?
For one it means shes easy and probably is good at the BJs. [3 points]
And she'll most likely do anything you want her to do. [5 points]
Contact R.Kelly quick. He needs to make a new video.

[mynameisX]

hahahaha
wut

that just reminded me of this.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/830/megacunt13co.jpg
^Click at your own risk of nightmares^

I warned you...


I always click and I never want to see it. It's like the curse of curiosity or something.

[KandiDinosaur]

The fact that the picture is named MEGACUNT makes me wanna click on it even more than once...

I think I can see her tubes.

[remedyeli]

I always click and I never want to see it. It's like the curse of curiosity or something.

hahahaha I think that is the same for everyone...sadly :[
I wish I never saw it.

The fact that the picture is named MEGACUNT makes me wanna click on it even more than once...

I think I can see her tubes.

holy shit, everything that you have said is so disturbing.
you must be my friend

[KandiDinosaur]

Omg. Orgasm. FRIEND!
[jacks off]



And holy pooface we're both from the south where they dont wear shoes or have any teeth.
Lets sex.

[remedyeli]

Omg. Orgasm. FRIEND!
[jacks off]



And holy pooface we're both from the south where they dont wear shoes or have any teeth.
Lets sex.

omg your right!
we have so much in common, are you my sister? I mean...even if you were it would still be ok of course.

[KandiDinosaur]

I might be yo sister. YEEHAAAAAAA.
Its coo. Your dog is probably my ex husband, I've had near 20 of them dang-on husbands.

[remedyeli]

uhh.
wow.

that's hardcore.

[KandiDinosaur]

You have to be when you live in Mississippi.
Shoo-Buddy.
We're pretty southern down here.
Straw chewin, rockin chair rockin, tabacoo spittin, and yellin at kids to get off yer damn lawn.
THATS US!!!
[not really, we're slightly more civilized than that]

[remedyeli]

You have to be when you live in Mississippi.
Shoo-Buddy.
We're pretty southern down here.
Straw chewin, rockin chair rockin, tabacoo spittin, and yellin at kids to get off yer damn lawn.
THATS US!!!
[not really, we're slightly more civilized than that]

I been to Mississippi a handful of times.
hence "slightly" more civilized.
just playinnnnn, sista

[KandiDinosaur]

Pfft. GA isn't much better.
I drove up to Atlanta a fews weeks back to go to Masquerade.
AND HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
Yalls traffic sucks balls.

[DaveZeroZero]

Pfft. GA isn't much better.
I drove up to Atlanta a fews weeks back to go to Masquerade.
AND HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL.
Yalls traffic sucks balls.

Oh, hai Jon/some other established user.

What's up?

[lo0serkid1118]

Hairy vaginas! Who's with me?

[DaveZeroZero]

Not I, for one - it restricts access.

[KandiDinosaur]

And it gets in your teeth. great if you want floss.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol at me just reading this whole thread. and unfortunately looking at that pic because i too suffer from the curse of curiosity.

off to go fuck my ex, because even though i know i shouldnt, he's just too good. :-)

[remedyeli]

lol at me just reading this whole thread. and unfortunately looking at that pic because i too suffer from the curse of curiosity.

mwhahahaha

[HelpMeSleep]

mwhahahaha
hahaa yeah unfortunately you got me.

[drewziph]

hahahaha
wut

that just reminded me of this.
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/830/megacunt13co.jpg
^Click at your own risk of nightmares^

I warned you...


....mum???

[remedyeli]

hahaa yeah unfortunately you got me.
hahaha. unfortunately?
what sick and perverted thing to say!

....mum???
mum can't help you now.
the image has been etched into your brain forever.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha. unfortunately?
what sick and perverted thing to say!
lol what... you lost me there??

[remedyeli]

lol what... you lost me there??

haha yes, it was a sad little joke of mine that failed horribly.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha yes, it was a sad little joke of mine that failed horribly.
aww haha thats ok. i tell sad little jokes that fail too lol.

[kris.mp3]

mines perfect. simple as that fuckerss.

[kris.mp3]

sorry.
me = notawhore :]

i don't show just anybody :]]

[kris.mp3]

yeah. i was only kidding.
i'm not the modest type at all.

plus.
its the internet.
whoever tells the truth.. it doesn't make much of a difference, lol

[AP_Punk]

i love this video

9fNAKOQ_9vA

[fadedmemories]

I'm proud of my swimming pool, want to take a dip?

[withonevoice]

i love this video

9fNAKOQ_9vA

i was really expecting a parent to bust in at some point...

[4N6 science]

bump

[bung]

Personally, mine's been rather dry lately.

[chronomic]

haha this needs to bee simultaneously bumped with the lets talk about your penis thread.

[4N6 science]

bump again...

[breaking news!]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?

[4N6 science]

what a description.

[breaking news!]

what a description.

Thanks. Glad to see that my efforts didn't go unnoticed.

[4N6 science]

Thanks. Glad to see that my efforts didn't go unnoticed.

uh that wasn't necessarily a compliment. You need to leave some so mystery to yourself..not let everyone know how many fingers you enjoy.

[breaking news!]

uh that wasn't necessarily a compliment. You need to leave some so mystery to yourself..not let everyone know how many fingers you enjoy.

The thread is titled "lets talk about you vagina"
That's what I did, and I don't see why relevance would all of the sudden be a bad thing.

[4N6 science]

The thread is titled "lets talk about you vagina"
That's what I did, and I don't see why relevance would all of the sudden be a bad thing.

I guess you take everything literally then? You do ad some spice this forum.

[breaking news!]

I guess you take everything literally then? You do ad some spice this forum.

Nah, I wouldn't say that. If the literal meaning sounds more appealing than what the person was trying to imply then I'll go with that way. Why not?
Honestly I'm so bored right now I'm just trying to keep myself busy...and if that includes posting in threads on a music site, fine. I'm taking a break from Rock Band.

[4N6 science]

Nah, I wouldn't say that. If the literal meaning sounds more appealing than what the person was trying to imply then I'll go with that way. Why not?
Honestly I'm so bored right now I'm just trying to keep myself busy...and if that includes posting in threads on a music site, fine. I'm taking a break from Rock Band.

No I know what you mean. I'm trying to stave off boredom too.

[argg_xo]

I guess you take everything literally then? You do ad some spice this forum.
IM me again!!!

[acfrue]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?

best post ever.

[MarsEatWorld]

best post ever.
only because now you are fapping with your la dispute red wing shirt :]

[acfrue]

only because now you are fapping with your la dispute red wing shirt :]

you know me all too well....its amazing how you know what shirt im wearing, reveal your sources.

[MarsEatWorld]

you know me all too well....its amazing how you know what shirt im wearing, reveal your sources.
http://www.veryfunnycats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/funny_cat_pictures_pc_4.jpg

[acfrue]

i knew you would post that fucking picture. i set myself up for that one.

[wroteurname]

The thread is titled "lets talk about you vagina"
That's what I did, and I don't see why relevance would all of the sudden be a bad thing.
Because this is the Personal Life forum, relevance to anything is frowned upon.

[MarsEatWorld]

i knew you would post that fucking picture.
Hahaha.
Lies!

[MarsEatWorld]

Because this is the Personal Life forum, relevance to anything is frowned upon.
my vagina..is big and long and hard.
o wait........

[acfrue]

Hahaha.
Lies!
you know what they say, "Great minds think alike".

[MarsEatWorld]

you know what they say, "Great minds think alike".
Hahaha.

[kaycey]

im skinny dippin' in it.
lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

you know what they say, "Great minds think alike".
but this was purely coincidence.

[hellogorgeous]

but this was purely coincidence.

your avatar reminds me of "teeth"

[DaveZeroZero]

your avatar reminds me of "teeth"
I really want to see that movie.

[breaking news!]

my vagina..is big and long and hard.
o wait........

Hahahahahahaha

[Whereisreggie]

http://www.veryfunnycats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/funny_cat_pictures_pc_4.jpg
This makes me a bit uncomfortable. Thank God for laptops!

[UntilItKillsYou]

Best thread Ive read in a while

[MarsEatWorld]

Hahahahahahaha
haha glad someone laughed haha.

[MarsEatWorld]

This makes me a bit uncomfortable. Thank God for laptops!
I'm in your laptop, watching you fap.

[4N6 science]

I'm in your laptop, watching you fap.

now that's truly creepy.

[MarsEatWorld]

now that's truly creepy.
:nod:

[4N6 science]

:nod:

CREEPER!!!!!

[MarsEatWorld]

CREEPER!!!!!
totally.

[4N6 science]

totally.

my virgin eyes! you're hurting them.

[DaveZeroZero]

now that's truly creepy.
You should probably cover your built-in webcam.

[4N6 science]

You should probably cover your built-in webcam.

Lol...Luckily I don't have one built in. That would get me in a heap of trouble.

[humanafterall]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?
I'm sigging this. This is truly amazing.

I love this thread.

[4N6 science]

I'm sigging this. This is truly amazing.

I love this thread.


lol.

[swt_catastrophe]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?
oh.my.god.
no part of that sounded appealing in any way, just... clinical.
"penetration" and "clitoral stimulation"... seriously?
uh that wasn't necessarily a compliment. You need to leave some so mystery to yourself..not let everyone know how many fingers you enjoy.
fyi, i love you jon
your avatar reminds me of "teeth"
that movie was GOLD.
I really want to see that movie.
please go watch it now. it's hilarious.

[4N6 science]

fyi, i love you jon


aww thanks ashley.

[chronomic]

it's clean shaven?

[swt_catastrophe]

aww thanks ashley.
anytime :]
it's clean shaven?
you would.

[HelpMeSleep]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?
wtf is wrong with you.

[fadedmemories]

best post ever.
Nothing else comes close

[DaveZeroZero]

Nothing else comes close
Gillette: the best a man can get.

[PezMullet]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?


Is there some dangly things coming down from it? That's the only detail missing

[piglet]

i made my girl come by just playing with her tits.

then i fucker her and she came again.

[.invisible ink.]

i made my girl come by just playing with her tits.

then i fucker her and she came again.

/sweet brag

[4N6 science]

o rly?

[Kassie09]

What I read in this thread was disturbing.

[4N6 science]

And you're surprised by that?

[AlkalineAshes]

My ex never reacted much during foreplay type stuff.( going down, fingering). When I hooked up with other girls I was pleasantly surprised with their reactions.

[LoveHateHolly]

Swimming pool. But guys have been going at it for years so that's kind of expected.
Can fit 3 in easily, 4 on a good night.
Clean shaven sometimes i leave a landing strip
Lips are a very light pink.

[piglet]

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

[piglet]

Swimming pool. But guys have been going at it for years so that's kind of expected.
Can fit 3 in easily, 4 on a good night.
Clean shaven sometimes i leave a landing strip
Lips are a very light pink.

Either you're a brilliant troll or a massive whore.

I choose the latter.

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=28834472#post28834 472

[JJJ]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?

what.the.fuck.

[acfrue]

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffers from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work
My dick: been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: VIP
Your shit needs ID

[sweetforever]

Those who have seen mine tend to be quite fond of it. I don't know how "big" or "small" is it, but I can't fit three fingers in without it hurting. And one feels good.

I can't orgasm from penetration, only clitoral stimulation which makes things harder than they should...or easier, since all I really need is one, maybe two fingers to get off. And I can within 2-3 minutes if I'm really turned on.
...not sure what else to say besides that. It's clean shaven?

:squint: :eyebrow:

[MishelleMakeout]

Wow, this thread is weird. Funny as fuck but weird.

[swt_catastrophe]

Swimming pool. But guys have been going at it for years so that's kind of expected.
Can fit 3 in easily, 4 on a good night.
Clean shaven sometimes i leave a landing strip
Lips are a very light pink.
why does everyone think this is eharmony?!

also... please tell me you're kidding.
Wow, this thread is weird. Funny as fuck but weird.
go ahead. you know you want to tell us about yours.

[Burning Star IV]

I wish I had a vagina. :-(

[MishelleMakeout]

why does everyone think this is eharmony?!

also... please tell me you're kidding.

go ahead. you know you want to tell us about yours.
Ha yeah, I think I will pass on this one.
Peace.

[t_ashley]

[/size]

My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffers from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work
My dick: been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: VIP
Your shit needs ID



God, I know that song.
and this thread is preverse...yet i read on...

[luckyforsome]

Swimming pool. But guys have been going at it for years so that's kind of expected.
Can fit 3 in easily, 4 on a good night.
Clean shaven sometimes i leave a landing strip
Lips are a very light pink.

Oh.

[MarsEatWorld]

[/SIZE]

My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffers from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work
My dick: been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: VIP
Your shit needs ID


I LOVE THIS SONG

mickey avalon ftw.

[acfrue]

I LOVE THIS SONG

mickey avalon ftw.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/4/indubitably128597039696366331.jpg

and dont forget mc chris ftw, as well

[infamous_alias]

[/SIZE]

My dick cost a late-night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick: bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick: large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
My dick: locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffers from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
My dick: pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like 2 fries
My dick: more mass than the Earth
Your dick half-staff; it needs work
My dick: been there, done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick: VIP
Your shit needs ID



Track 69! Love that song haha

[DaveZeroZero]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/4/indubitably128597039696366331.jpg

and dont forget mc chris ftw, as well
DO WANT.

[LoveHateHolly]

also... please tell me you're kidding.


No, I am not

[AP_Punk]

lock this thread, plz.

[swt_catastrophe]

No, I am not
fake? whore?
hmm... it's a tough decision.
lock this thread, plz.
seconded.

[BJW7191]

sorry guys i had to bring this back

[fadedmemories]

Sweet bump dude.

[BJW7191]

nice... i like bumps


what is that again

[fadedmemories]

I remember this is the thread where I sig'd breaking news :-d

[samsara]

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[BJW7191]

this thread was/is sooo full of win

[fadedmemories]

Second best PL thread.

[samsara]

There was another song about vaginas but I cant remember who sings it. Last time I listened to it was in elementary school.

[BJW7191]

first is def the nut in your gfs face while trying to get breakingn00dz!!! thread

[Chris Fallon]

Request: accepted!