Cum Shots

[statonscarlet]

are about the greatest.

[statonscarlet]

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/porn_blooper_18336.html

[scmaley]

Is this a cry for attention?

[eHaMpToN]

are about the greatest.

is that from your point of view or that fake videos point of view.

[LansingGaddis]

are about the greatest.

uhh ok...

[thespearkid]

Are we talking about giving them or getting them?

[eHaMpToN]

Are we talking about giving them or getting them?

well, considering that a female started this thread receiving would be the logical guess here. but your avatar makes up for your lack of competence

[LansingGaddis]

Yeah I think she means receiving. She's just asking for a facial.

[thespearkid]

Yeah I think she means receiving. She's just asking for a facial.
Would it be out of line for me to volunteer?

[LansingGaddis]

Not at all. In fact she's probably hoping for multiple action on this. A circle jerk of sorts on her face im guessing.

[eHaMpToN]

i like where this thread is going

edit: no homo

[thespearkid]

Who wants to play sloppy biscuit?

[eHaMpToN]

Who wants to play sloppy biscuit?

ookie cookie was the game of choice at scout camp. THEY TRIED TO CONVINCE ME IT WAS FROSTING

[LansingGaddis]

Pretty sure the op wants to be the biscuit.

[thespearkid]

No prob there.

[eHaMpToN]

so apparently we're the 3 lone heterosexual men on AP

[LansingGaddis]

Haha I don't know how a thread titled "Cum shots" hasn't drawn in tons of posts from other heterosexual men.

[Bites the Dust]

like my mother always said Swallow spitting is roud...

[thespearkid]

They're not secure enough in their masculinity to openly talk about group masturbation.

[eHaMpToN]

like my mother always said Swallow spitting is roud...

you're mother should have lived by those words the night you were conceived.

[Bites the Dust]

you're mother should have lived by those words the night you were conceived.

didn't your mother teach you to keep your head out of the gutter? I was clearly talking about chewing gum.

[thespearkid]

didn't your mother teach you to keep your head out of the gutter? I was clearly talking about chewing gum.
Swallowing gum is unhealthy. Are there any health risks for swallowing cum?

[eHaMpToN]

Swallowing gum is unhealthy. Are there any health risks for swallowing cum?

no, its safer.

[Bites the Dust]

Swallowing gum is unhealthy. Are there any health risks for swallowing cum?

if you're on a diet there is

[eHaMpToN]

this thread has now been schiavo'd

[thespearkid]

if you're on a diet there is
Whoa. Really? I did hear that cum has a lot of sugar in it.

[eHaMpToN]

Whoa. Really? I did hear that cum has a lot of sugar in it.

PROTEIN MY FRIEND
PROTEIN

[thespearkid]

And sugar. I heard this urban legend about this teacher telling her class that semen had sugar in it and this chick was like, "Then how come it tastes so salty" and everyone lol'd.

[eHaMpToN]

And sugar. I heard this urban legend about this teacher telling her class that semen had sugar in it and this chick was like, "Then how come it tastes so salty" and every lol'd.

hahaha yeah thats a classic.

[Bites the Dust]

seamen really isn't all that salty. It depends on the guy.

[statonscarlet]

Yeah I think she means receiving. She's just asking for a facial.

I'm all good. My boyfriend actually give me the opportunity a few days ago.

[statonscarlet]

seamen really isn't all that salty. It depends on the guy.

Agreed. It's more bitter or sweet or really doesn't have a taste at all.

[anamericangod]

Clearly a waste of perfectly good semen.

[statonscarlet]

Is this a cry for attention?

No just stating the obvious. And if I was looking for attention the internet would be the last place I
go looking for it.

[statonscarlet]

Clearly a waste of perfectly good semen.

This is also true though. Even though I may like basking in all the glory, I made the boyfriend snowball and when he spit it out I was like what are you doing ...what a waste.

[anamericangod]

This is also true though. Even though I may like basking in all the glory, I made the boyfriend snowball and when he spit it out I was like what are you doing ...what a waste.

How old are you?

[Giant Broccoli]

This is also true though. Even though I may like basking in all the glory, I made the boyfriend snowball and when he spit it out I was like what are you doing ...what a waste.
and thats all she wrote.

[sdbrown]

This is also true though. Even though I may like basking in all the glory, I made the boyfriend snowball and when he spit it out I was like what are you doing ...what a waste.
what were you expecting? Not many guys enjoy the taste of their own semen

[anamericangod]

I wish that girls were letting me spunk all over them when I was 14.

[rob_mylo]

I wish that girls were letting me spunk all over them when I was 14.

haha. same here dude

[sdbrown]

I sort of wonder where the infatuation with this came from, if it was inspired by the porn industry or if it was popular before. Getting jizzed on just doesn't seem like a pleasing experience.

[CatDiesel]

This girl also likes anal

A+

[CatDiesel]

like my mother always said Swallow spitting is roud...

How the fuck do you not know how to spell "rude"?

[MyNameIsRoss]

I remember when we (whites) found out what "Skeeting" meant. Lol.

[lightcollapse]

who the fuck would want semen on them? that's gross. i don't see how someone would find the idea of bodily fluids on their face appealing.

[Neo Cassady]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkake

[eHaMpToN]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkake

hahahahahahaahhahahahaha

[AP_Punk]

when i masturbate, i just blast it all over my face.

[thesafeword]

are about the greatest.
noodz?

[Roboman]

I sort of wonder where the infatuation with this came from, if it was inspired by the porn industry or if it was popular before. Getting jizzed on just doesn't seem like a pleasing experience.

Exaaaactly. Like...why make a mess like that? I don't get it.

[statonscarlet]

How old are you?
17

[giveupthetoast]

when i masturbate, i just blast it all over my face.
who doesn't do that?

[concernedparent]

This doesn't even seem all that enjoyable to me, and I'm the dude. Ah well.

[SauzaGold]

This doesn't even seem all that enjoyable to me, and I'm the dude. Ah well.

me neither, and i'm the chick. blast.




no pun intended.

[concernedparent]

me neither, and i'm the chick. blast.




no pun intended.
Well I guess we'll have to try together and see what all the funs about.

I'm gonna go wash my face so it's ready.

[SauzaGold]

Well I guess we'll have to try together and see what all the funs about.

I'm gonna go wash my face so it's ready.

ok, me too.

should i brush my teeth as well?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

are about the greatest. did your father help you find this one out?

[thespearkid]

who doesn't do that?
*raises hand*

[Burning Star IV]

Pink eye!

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Pink eye!
hahahaa

[thesafeword]

Now that's how you get pink eye.

[bobby runs]

17
did you ever end up having anal?

[eHaMpToN]

i always thought you got pink eye from farting on pillows

[pilot_light_out]

i once knew of a girl that got chlamydia...

IN THE EYE

[LansingGaddis]

i once knew of a girl that got chlamydia...

IN THE EYE

What a whore

[SLoT]

i always thought you got pink eye from farting on pillows
top 10 things ive heard/read so far this year.
i once knew of a girl that got chlamydia...

IN THE EYE
i did a project about this std, i filmed a video for my high school health class. i went into a drs office and he gave an interview about it, it was fucking awesome. totally got an A+ as well as the teacher kept the video to show students what his new standards were for anything they turned in. it was nucking futs fo sho.

[DickfaceChillah]

I like cum shots, but I always feel like a jerk afterwards. There's nothing more painful than looking in a girl's eyes after you just came on her face, cause you know deep down she probably just feels like a dart board. I hate having a conscience.

[scmaley]

top 10 things ive heard/read so far this year.

i did a project about this std, i filmed a video for my high school health class. i went into a drs office and he gave an interview about it, it was fucking awesome. totally got an A+ as well as the teacher kept the video to show students what his new standards were for anything they turned in. it was nucking futs fo sho.

Hahaha! After reading the things you post, that doesn't surprise me one bit.

[ThemChains]

My friend got gonorrhea and he urine looked like orange milk. He proved it. Gross.

[SLoT]

Hahaha! After reading the things you post, that doesn't surprise me one bit.

aww thanks.

[Cure4commoncold]

I like cum shots, but I always feel like a jerk afterwards. There's nothing more painful than looking in a girl's eyes after you just came on her face, cause you know deep down she probably just feels like a dart board. I hate having a conscience.

The mouth being the "bullseye" right?

[DickfaceChillah]

The mouth being the "bullseye" right?

Exactly.

[Cure4commoncold]

Maybe you should think of it as painting a picture instead. Since no one plays darts alone unless there's some other dude there wanking on her face too.

[statonscarlet]

did you ever end up having anal?

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.

[milliz21]

anal shots are definitely better.

[Chris Fallon]

Fire hose.

[infamous_alias]

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.

I cannot even comprehend a male responding like that. Unbelievable.

[bobby runs]

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.
drop your shit and get a plane ticekt to sd, cali girl

[statonscarlet]

drop your shit and get a plane ticekt to sd, cali girl

Haha. I'm on it. :rape:

[saysmydoctor]

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.
You dated a gay guy?

[LansingGaddis]

You dated a gay guy?

Who said they were dating? They were just trying anal duh. Seriously though he had to be gay.

[Angylion Gefell]

He's gay.

[pinklipgloss]

gets rid of acne

[Sic Transit Zeb]

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.

You are seriously the weirdest girl ever. What girl makes a thread about her love for cum shots and then wishes her bf would stretch out her ass. Did you have a rough life growing up as a kid??

[saysmydoctor]

gets rid of acne
lmao
You are seriously the weirdest girl ever. What girl makes a thread about her love for cum shots and then wishes her bf would stretch out her ass. Did you have a rough life growing up as a kid??
Shut the fuck up, I love this girl.

[LansingGaddis]

You are seriously the weirdest girl ever. What girl makes a thread about her love for cum shots and then wishes her bf would stretch out her ass. Did you have a rough life growing up as a kid??

Uhh woah - I think what you meant to say is "you are perfect. I wish all girls were as passionate about cumshots and anal as you are." Right?

[Bishop]

Oh personal life forum you always manage to put a smile on my face.

I also did this to a girl one time, it was fun.

[statonscarlet]

You dated a gay guy?

He's not gay and I'm still dating him.

[statonscarlet]

You are seriously the weirdest girl ever. What girl makes a thread about her love for cum shots and then wishes her bf would stretch out her ass. Did you have a rough life growing up as a kid??

I had the most normal life ever. I grew up in the suburbs. How much more normal does it get? And I wouldn't call it weird I would call it I'm more open to do things compared to most girls who are generally stuck up, when it comes to stepping out of what society considers normal, sexual activity.

[DaveZeroZero]

No, I wish. I had the boy try, but I wasn't loose enough and he was totally against stretching.

Any guy who would not put his dick in your ass clearly does not have a dick big enough to stretch it in the first place.

[statonscarlet]

Any guy who would not put his dick in your ass clearly does not have a dick big enough to stretch it in the first place.

No, no. I'm talking about he tried to fit his penis in but he was too big. So, then that would led to anal gaping, which involves your fingers and he wasn't crazy about the finger idea. Plus, he wasn't just going to ram his penis in until it fit, because he did not want to hurt me.

[DaveZeroZero]

No, no. I'm talking about he tried to fit his penis in but he was too big. So, then that would led to anal gaping, which involves your fingers and he wasn't crazy about the finger idea. Plus, he wasn't just going to ram his penis in until it fit, because he did not want to hurt me.

But if he stretched you then you could make some mad goatse, yo!

[saysmydoctor]

He's not gay and I'm still dating him.
He didn't anal you. I declare ****.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, he's gay.

[DaveZeroZero]

The I's have it.

And by 'I,' I mean 'gay.'

[eHaMpToN]

The I's have it.

And by 'I,' I mean 'gay.'

hahahaha

[DaveZeroZero]

hahahaha

:bow:

My grandma used to live in Baldwin =]

Where did you go to high school?

[Sic Transit Zeb]

I had the most normal life ever. I grew up in the suburbs. How much more normal does it get? And I wouldn't call it weird I would call it I'm more open to do things compared to most girls who are generally stuck up, when it comes to stepping out of what society considers normal, sexual activity.

Lol, riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[thesafeword]

I berieve her.

[eHaMpToN]

:bow:

My grandma used to live in Baldin =]

Where did you go to high school?

seriously?
small world.
kellenberg. you may have heard of us. we cancelled our prom a few years back.

[saysmydoctor]

Lol, riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
No seriously, stfu.

[statonscarlet]

No seriously, stfu.

Oh my hero. =).

[saysmydoctor]

Oh my hero. =).
Will you be in the Syracuse area around the 21st of August? You seem like a whore, and I want to christen my dorm by fucking a whore. You?

[Burning Star IV]

Will you be in the Syracuse area around the 21st of August? You seem like a whore, and I want to christen my dorm by fucking a whore. You?
She said she'd have my children. Maybe she'll have yours after I'm done with her.

[statonscarlet]

She said she'd have my children. Maybe she'll have yours after I'm done with her.

Good call he can be next in line.

[Sic Transit Zeb]

No seriously, stfu.


Relax. It's the internet. Put away your boner and stop masturbating to her comments.

[LansingGaddis]

Will you be in the Syracuse area around the 21st of August? You seem like a whore, and I want to christen my dorm by fucking a whore. You?

Haha. This made me laugh. As did the fact that she absolutely did not deny it. Man she is awesome. Can I get third in line?

[Burning Star IV]

Relax. It's the internet. Put away your boner and stop masturbating to her comments.
Do I have to?

[saysmydoctor]

OH GOOD ONE, I'M SO TURNED ON, GOOD THING YOU CAUGHT ME, YOU CLEVER ******.

Stfu.

[altemose09]

i am too young for this thread

[statonscarlet]

Haha. This made me laugh. As did the fact that she absolutely did not deny it. Man she is awesome. Can I get third in line?

Oh man I'm racking up a list. Jump aboard.

[SLoT]

i am too young for this thread

listen... you have to learn sometime.

[Burning Star IV]

i am too young for this thread
Then GTFO!

[LansingGaddis]

Oh man I'm racking up a list. Jump aboard.

Lets get one more so we can get some DVDA action.

[saysmydoctor]

These better not be empty promises, silly bitch.

[LansingGaddis]

i am too young for this thread

No way. 17 is definitely the appropriate age for a cum shot thread.

[SLoT]

No way. 17 is definitely the appropriate age for a cum shot thread.

17 is old enough for a cum shot in general. not just a thread.

[statonscarlet]

Lets get one more so we can get some DVDA action.
hahahaha

[Cure4commoncold]

Relax. It's the internet. Put away your boner and stop masturbating to her comments.

Internet = Serious Business

[statonscarlet]

These better not be empty promises, silly bitch.

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[altemose09]

listen... you have to learn sometime.

Then GTFO!

No way. 17 is definitely the appropriate age for a cum shot thread.
i was just messing. i meant i'm too young to be legally doing this as in i think you must be...18 is it?
i'm not funny.

[Burning Star IV]

Lets get one more so we can get some DVDA action.
Shotgun anus!

[SLoT]

i was just messing. i meant i'm too young to be legally doing this as in i think you must be...18 is it?
i'm not funny.

18???? who told you that? find them and kick their head in. youre missing out on possibly the third most exciting thing to do to someone on earth.

[altemose09]

Lets get one more so we can get some DVDA action.
great band even greater activity

[altemose09]

18???? who told you that? find them and kick their head in. youre missing out on possibly the third most exciting thing to do to someone on earth.
sex does not = 18? (legally i mean)

[altemose09]

hold on what are the first two on that list? hahahaha.

[LansingGaddis]

18???? who told you that? find them and kick their head in. youre missing out on possibly the third most exciting thing to do to someone on earth.

Or cum in their face?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Lol, riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

actually, I think city girls are a lot freakier in that department then those suburbian girls.

[Burning Star IV]

I'm first, you turkeys!

[saysmydoctor]

I cummed on a face at the ripe age of 12.
































It was my cat.




































Just kidding.

[LansingGaddis]

actually, I think city girls are a lot freakier in that department then those suburbian girls.

You a city girl?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i was just messing. i meant i'm too young to be legally doing this as in i think you must be...18 is it?
i'm not funny.

16 is the age of consent of someone within 4 years of age. After that its rape. 15 and under it's rape in general if the parents want to press charges against anyone. Well, atleast in Jersey.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You a city girl?

yes, I am.

[Burning Star IV]

Just kidding.
No you're not.

[saysmydoctor]

Lol.

[altemose09]

16 is the age of consent of someone within 4 years of age. After that its rape. 15 and under it's rape in general if the parents want to press charges against anyone. Well, atleast in Jersey.
i thought once you hit 18 you can't have sex with anyone under 18 legally. am i wrong?

[statonscarlet]

i thought once you hit 18 you can't have sex with anyone under 18 legally. am i wrong?

Not wrong. Unless your a Mormon.

[LansingGaddis]

yes, I am.

Yeahhhh. Good to know. Are you as into cum shots as our lovely thread starter? And anal? I'm just collecting some data to back up that city girls are freakier statement.

[Burning Star IV]

i thought once you hit 18 you can't have sex with anyone under 18 legally. am i wrong?
I believe in most places (eg. North America, Europe), the age for sexual consent is 16.

[LansingGaddis]

i thought once you hit 18 you can't have sex with anyone under 18 legally. am i wrong?

That is correct. But you are not 18. So no problem.

[statonscarlet]

hold on what are the first two on that list? hahahaha.

I got a list for you if I was of the male gender. You boys just gotta have all the fun.

1. Anal
2. Cum shot
2. Blumpkin

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i thought once you hit 18 you can't have sex with anyone under 18 legally. am i wrong?

if they're 16 or 17, and with consent, it's legal. A 16 year old can legally have sex with a 17, 18, 19, and 20 year old if they consent, and the parents can't do anything. If the person is 21 though then the parents can for statutory rape.

[Burning Star IV]

You boys just gotta have all the fun.
Since when is receiving my seed not fun?

[JJJ]

i still have yet to cum on a girls face. I've done the boobs, stomach, and in the mouth, just not on the face. What a glorious day that will be.

[statonscarlet]

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

It goes by state.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yeahhhh. Good to know. Are you as into cum shots as our lovely thread starter? And anal? I'm just collecting some data to back up that city girls are freakier statement.

Did I mention were mysterious as well. I don't talk about what I do out loud. It's all part of the games we play so well.

[statonscarlet]

Since when is receiving my seed not fun?

Oh thats plenty fun let me tell you, but I think the act of doing it to a girl would be awesome.

[Burning Star IV]

http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

It goes by state.
Lol at the US military.

[statonscarlet]

Did I mention were mysterious as well. I don't talk about what I do out loud. It's all part of the games we play so well.

That's not fun. Us suburban girls don't play games. We give the poor fellas what they want.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

if they're 16 or 17, and with consent, it's legal. A 16 year old can legally have sex with a 17, 18, 19, and 20 year old if they consent, and the parents can't do anything. If the person is 21 though then the parents can for statutory rape.

this is for nj and ny. Except ny's age of consent is 17

[LansingGaddis]

Did I mention were mysterious as well. I don't talk about what I do out loud. It's all part of the games we play so well.

Mysterious huh? hmmm... That could be pretty hot actually. I'm getting the closet freak vibe.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

That's not fun. Us suburban girls don't play games. We give the poor fellas what they want.

that's where you're wrong. What's more fun- having the suspense of not knowing what's going to happen or a girl telling you. I like suspense. It builds a better climax, because you're more excited.

[Burning Star IV]

The city is overrated. It's fun times being able to run off and have sex in the woods, or on a mountain, or on a beach.

[JJJ]

that's where you're wrong. What's more fun- having the suspense of not knowing what's going to happen or a girl telling you. I like suspense. It builds a better climax, because you're more excited.

correct.

[statonscarlet]

that's where you're wrong. What's more fun- having the suspense of not knowing what's going to happen or a girl telling you. I like suspense. It builds a better climax, because you're more excited.

Who said we tell, we just show them.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Mysterious huh? hmmm... That could be pretty hot actually. I'm getting the closet freak vibe.

you have no idea.

[altemose09]

I got a list for you if I was of the male gender. You boys just gotta have all the fun.

1. Anal
2. Cum shot
2. Blumpkin
anal...NO
and blumpkin... you'll have to educate me on that.

[statonscarlet]

The city is overrated. It's fun times being able to run off and have sex in the woods, or on a mountain, or on a beach.

Speaking of the woods I tried that two weekends ago. Damn mosquitoes.

[Burning Star IV]

anal...NO
and blumpkin... you'll have to educate me on that.
You have much to learn.

Blumpkin
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin)

[statonscarlet]

anal...NO
and blumpkin... you'll have to educate me on that.

Getting sucked off while taking a nice shit, on the pot.

[Schmidty Says]

anal...NO
and blumpkin... you'll have to educate me on that.

Epic failure.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

The city is overrated. It's fun times being able to run off and have sex in the woods, or on a mountain, or on a beach. I'm not saying it isn't. I live in nj too. I've had my fair share of woods and open fields.

correct.duhhh

Who said we tell, we just show them. you just said that you don't play games. Games are fun.

[LansingGaddis]

you have no idea.

So I'm onto something. Haha. I like it. I'm going to have to investigate this mystery further. Maybe you and the whore can come down and visit me together? That'd be quite the combo.

[Burning Star IV]

Speaking of the woods I tried that two weekends ago. Damn mosquitoes.
You have to wait until it's too cold for them. And bring a few blankets.

I don't know how cold it is in Wisconsin, but all you have to do up here is wait for the sun to go down... If the sun ever goes down that is.

[statonscarlet]

you just said that you don't play games. Games are fun.

Meaning when most girls play games they lead a boy on. Most people don't like to be messed with in the head. I think that you had been talking about sexual games though and I'm all for that of course. I just didn't catch on right away. =).

[LansingGaddis]

Meaning when most girls play games they lead a boy on. Most people don't like to be messed with in the head. I think that you had been talking about sexual games though and I'm all for that of course. I just didn't catch on right away. =).

Is there anything you aren't "all for"?

[altemose09]

You have much to learn.

Blumpkin
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin)

Getting sucked off while taking a nice shit, on the pot.
hahaha

[statonscarlet]

You have to wait until it's too cold for them. And bring a few blankets.

I don't know how cold it is in Wisconsin, but all you have to do up here is wait for the sun to go down... If the sun ever goes down that is.

Psh blankets. You gotta trek it old school my man. Up against a tree I'm talking.

[Burning Star IV]

Psh blankets. You gotta trek it old school my man. Up against a tree I'm talking.
What are you, a bear?

In the sack, that is!

[statonscarlet]

Is there anything you aren't "all for"?

You might have a point there. Actually I don't know about foot jobs. Not a fan of feet.

[altemose09]

Epic failure.
no failure involved at all

[statonscarlet]

What are you, are bear?

In the sack, that is!

You got the right idea.

[saysmydoctor]

I've heard of the blumpkin, but thought it was a myth.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

So I'm onto something. Haha. I like it. I'm going to have to investigate this mystery further. Maybe you and the whore can come down and visit me together? That'd be quite the combo. no, I'm not a ho

Meaning when most girls play games they lead a boy on. Most people don't like to be messed with in the head. I think that you had been talking about sexual games though and I'm all for that of course. I just didn't catch on right away. =). of course!

[Burning Star IV]

You got the right idea.
So then we'd have manbear children?

[statonscarlet]

I've heard of the blumpkin, but thought it was a myth.

Far from a myth. It's the real deal.

[Schmidty Says]

I've heard of the blumpkin, but thought it was a myth.

I'm with you on this one.

Far from a myth. It's the real deal.

Prove it!

[statonscarlet]

So then we'd have manbear children?
Haha Manbearpig.

[Burning Star IV]

Haha Manbearpig.
Hey, I know men can be pigs, but I fail to see where the swine enters into the equation.

[saysmydoctor]

Listen whore, I want n00dz from you immediately or you can just gtfo.

[statonscarlet]

no, I'm not a ho



He was referring to me and my ways.

[statonscarlet]

Hey, I know men can be pigs, but I fail to see where the swine enters into the equation.

Southpark please?

[LansingGaddis]

no, I'm not a ho

Of course you aren't. I never meant to suggest such a thing.

Far from a myth. It's the real deal.

Please say that you have given one.

Listen whore, I want n00dz from you immediately or you can just gtfo.

I Agree.

[JJJ]

Listen whore, I want n00dz from you immediately or you can just gtfo.

agreed.

[statonscarlet]

Listen whore, I want n00dz from you immediately or you can just gtfo.


:jawdrop:What do you take me for?

[Burning Star IV]

Southpark please?
I'm well aware, but bitch please.

[statonscarlet]

Please say that you have given one.





Oh it will happen. It's on my list. I'm more about public places at the moment.

[altemose09]

Listen whore, I want n00dz from you immediately or you can just gtfo.

Of course you aren't. I never meant to suggest such a thing.



Please say that you have given one.



I Agree.
us both being 17 makes this legal so i third this

[crit]

Quite a thread.

[Schmidty Says]

us both being 17 makes this legal so i third this

Fourthed.

[saysmydoctor]

:jawdrop:What do you take me for?
A whore.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

He was referring to me and my ways. and how does that make you feel?

Of course you aren't. I never meant to suggest such a thing.



Please say that you have given one.



I Agree. do I sense sarcasam?

[statonscarlet]

A whore.

But I'm not.

[LansingGaddis]

do I sense sarcasam?

Maybe a little. But not as much as in the original "come down and see me" post. Really - there's only one whore in this thread that I know of - and I think we all know who I'm talking about.

[statonscarlet]

and how does that make you feel?


I doesn't make me feel anything, because of the fact I only do things with one guy ever. so..

[Burning Star IV]

But I'm not.
You're not just any whore, you my little whore. That is until you give birth to our manbear child, then you his whore, deal? :-p

[saysmydoctor]

But I'm not.
N00DZ!

I won't repeat myself.

[LansingGaddis]

He was referring to me and my ways.

So you're in?

Oh it will happen. It's on my list. I'm more about public places at the moment.

Let us know how it turns out.

[statonscarlet]

You're not just any whore, you my little whore. That is until you give birth to our manbear child, then you his whore, deal? :-p

hahah Deal.

[statonscarlet]

So you're in?



Let us know how it turns out.

I was in from the beginning and of course. Gotta keep the folks of AP updated on my latest conquest.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Maybe a little. But not as much as in the original "come down and see me" post. Really - there's only one whore in this thread that I know of - and I think we all know who I'm talking about.
She's only been with one guy and she's talking it up like she's been with 50. Not a whore.
I doesn't make me feel anything, because of the fact I only do things with one guy ever. so..

You can't really learn much until you're with a second person. That's when you really learn what you do and don't like.

[statonscarlet]

N00DZ!

I won't repeat myself.

I'm not that much fun. Sorry to disappoint.

[Schmidty Says]

Oh it will happen. It's on my list. I'm more about public places at the moment.

I wish I could get someone to give me a blumpkin, then my life would be complete.

[statonscarlet]

She's only been with one guy and she's talking it up like she's been with 50. Not a whore.


You can't really learn much until you're with a second person. That's when you really learn what you do and don't like.

I didn't mean that I have only done stuff with one guy my bad, but I don't go sleeping around with everyone either. I'm in serious relationship as of now, anyways.

[saysmydoctor]

I'm not that much fun. Sorry to disappoint.
You whorish tease, gtfo.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I didn't mean that I have only done stuff with one guy my bad, but I don't go sleeping around with everyone either. I'm in serious relationship as of now, anyways.

then what are you doing in here talking up your sexual experiences and thrills if you're in a serious relationship?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I wish I could get someone to give me a blumpkin, then my life would be complete.

get one of those annoying Pittsburg girls to do it for you.

[Schmidty Says]

get one of those annoying Pittsburg girls to do it for you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Being from Jersey, you shouldn't talk about someon being "annoying." Also, learn to spell "Pittsburgh. There is an H on the Pittsburgh in PA, no H on the Pittsburg in any of the states with a town of that name.

[statonscarlet]

then what are you doing in here talking up your sexual experiences and thrills if you're in a serious relationship?

It's the internet. And what does talking do? I'm not harming anything or anyone. Am I not allowed to talk about things I do? I don't know about you Jersey girls.

[Burning Star IV]

If I only knew someone from Pittsburgh...

[Schmidty Says]

If I only knew someone from Pittsburgh...

Honestly, you're not missing out on much.

[Burning Star IV]

Ok, I gotta go, but I demand that my manbearchild be born by morning's light, or I'll have to choke a bitch... er, whore. ;-)

Just kidding!

[statonscarlet]

Ok, I gotta go, but I demand that my manbearchild be born by morning's light, or I'll have to choke a bitch... er, whore. ;-)

Just kidding!

:wave:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Being from Jersey, you shouldn't talk about someon being "annoying." Also, learn to spell "Pittsburgh. There is an H on the Pittsburgh in PA, no H on the Pittsburg in any of the states with a town of that name.
one my itouch spell checks everything and automatically corrects it, which is a hassel to change. Two I'm from Brooklyn, not New Jersey and third you're getting pretty offended by this. Are you a girl, no. Unless there's something none of us knows about you.
It's the internet. And what does talking do? I'm not harming anything or anyone. Am I not allowed to talk about things I do? I don't know about you Jersey girls.

Brooklyn*

[Schmidty Says]

one my itouch spell checks everything and automatically corrects it, which is a hassel to change. Two I'm from Brooklyn, not New Jersey and third you're getting pretty offended by this. Are you a girl, no. Unless there's something none of us knows about you.


Brooklyn*

No, I was more offended that you spelled Pittsburgh wrong, because I agree that most Pittsburgh girls are annoying.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

No, I was more offended that you spelled Pittsburgh wrong, because I agree that most Pittsburgh girls are annoying.

my apologies. I can't stand them. The way they say "what" and giggle. It enrages me.

[Schmidty Says]

my apologies. I can't stand them. The way they say "what" and giggle. It enrages me.

LOL. I know what you mean, and no need for apologies. It seems I should be the one apologizing.

[saysmydoctor]

Stop getting love-y dove-y and start discussing cum shots. There is nothing intimate or forgiving about spraying your manjuice in a bitch's face.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

LOL. I know what you mean, and no need for apologies. It seems I should be the one apologizing.

I'm one to talk about accents, because I have a really heavy Brooklyn accent, but theirs just is flat out annoying. Guys don't really have it though.

[Bites the Dust]

I'm one to talk about accents, because I have a really heavy Brooklyn accent, but theirs just is flat out annoying. Guys don't really have it though.

Brooklyn accents are just as annoying, if not worse.

[Schmidty Says]

I'm one to talk about accents, because I have a really heavy Brooklyn accent, but theirs just is flat out annoying. Guys don't really have it though.

I don't know, once I met some girl from Detroit and she said that I had a very thick Pittsburgh accent. Whatev.

[bobby runs]

Haha. I'm on it. :rape:
thank you

i must say that your boyfriend is a alucky guy

[statonscarlet]

thank you

i must say that your boyfriend is a alucky guy

Well he tells me everyday he is the luckiest. =).

[DaveZeroZero]

seriously?
small world.
kellenberg. you may have heard of us. we cancelled our prom a few years back.

Nope, don't remember =[

Why'd it get cancelled?

[annaboun]

are about the greatest.

what a whore

[eHaMpToN]

Nope, don't remember =[

Why'd it get cancelled?

they were willing to sponsor a dance and not a drunken orgy. their words exactly.

[HelpMeSleep]

they were willing to sponsor a dance and not a drunken orgy. their words exactly.
that is such a typical school administration thing to say haha.

[SLoT]

sex does not = 18? (legally i mean)
In Florida you have to be 16 to buy condoms, so I'm guessing it's 16 here.
Or cum in their face?
Ahh yes... absurdly clever.

[DaveZeroZero]

they were willing to sponsor a dance and not a drunken orgy. their words exactly.

I guess that they don't know the meaning of prom.

[statonscarlet]

what a whore

hahah your cool.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahah your cool.

*you're

[Burning Star IV]

Ok, so where's my manbearbaby?

[DaveZeroZero]

Who's your manbearbaby?

[Burning Star IV]

The illegitimate love child that I had with the skank who started this thread.

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh, cool

Is it hawt?

[Burning Star IV]

Who, the manbearchild, or the skank?

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, all children are hawt, so the skank.

[Burning Star IV]

Haha, this thread reminds me of a funny story.

Me and a couple of my friends were hanging out with this girl whom one of my friends met a work recently. Anywho, this girl was telling everyone how she was having sex with some guy, the guy asked if he could come on her face, and she told use she said yes.

She told us this story again a few days later. Sluts!

[Cure4commoncold]

*Cum Dumpster Sluts!

Fixed

[altemose09]

In Florida you have to be 16 to buy condoms, so I'm guessing it's 16 here.

Ahh yes... absurdly clever.
weird we can buy them any age in PA

[SLoT]

weird we can buy them any age in PA
well the law states 16 here i think, but when i was 15 i was buying them using the line "look lady, do you want little me's running around here, i dont think so, sell these to me so i can go" worked everytime.

[altemose09]

well the law states 16 here i think, but when i was 15 i was buying them using the line "look lady, do you want little me's running around here, i dont think so, sell these to me so i can go" worked everytime.
hahaha maybe it is 16 here but they just don't ask because here they just let you buy them

[Schmidty Says]

well the law states 16 here i think, but when i was 15 i was buying them using the line "look lady, do you want little me's running around here, i dont think so, sell these to me so i can go" worked everytime.

damn, i was buying them at 14, no questions asked.

[wewascontenders]

Nope, I'm pretty sure it's any age here in PA.

[altemose09]

is the lamp supposed to be an aquabat!?
http://www.absolutepunk.net/customprofilepics/profilepic271591_1.gif

Nope, I'm pretty sure it's any age here in PA.
thats what i thought

[SLoT]

damn, i was buying them at 14, no questions asked.
tryin to one up me haha.....literally.

[DaveZeroZero]

weird we can buy them any age in PA

It's the same here in the UK :highfive:

well the law states 16 here i think, but when i was 15 i was buying them using the line "look lady, do you want little me's running around here, i dont think so, sell these to me so i can go" worked everytime.

Man, I wish I would've had the need for them back then.

Or now, for that matter =/

[Schmidty Says]

tryin to one up me haha.....literally.

ha, sorry man, it just kinda happened, ya know?

[DaveZeroZero]

tryin to one up me haha.....literally.

there was nothing literal about it.

[SLoT]

ha, sorry man, it just kinda happened, ya know?
i understand. good for you. you werent jerking off in them and pretending to have sex with a girl right?
there was nothing literal about it.
true. i take it back.