69

[saysmydoctor]

Great or greatest? Discuss.

[ThemChains]

Depends on the smell.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

i still don't officially know what it means. i just know it's the crux of everything sexual. help a virgin out?


cos i don't wanna ask my mommy

[saysmydoctor]

You Have A Jonas Brothers Avatar ******.

[ThemChains]

i still don't officially know what it means. i just know it's the crux of everything sexual. help a virgin out?


cos i don't wanna ask my mommy

Too fucking golden.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

You Have A Jonas Brothers Avatar ******.
yes and?

why do you capitalize every single first letter? you're not the first do so...

[Renee]

yes and?

why do you capitalize every single first letter? you're not the first do so...
If he typed the post in all caps, the filter on this site probably did that. If not, :shrug:

Google 69 if you need to.

[ThemChains]

Double fellate me.

[angelusdomini]

I <3 69

[resrchmnkygrl6]

If he typed the post in all caps, the filter on this site probably did that. If not, :shrug:

Google 69 if you need to.
is it really that bad where you can't tell me? you have to jeopardize me getting in trouble by viewing pictures? lol

[ThemChains]

is it really that bad where you can't tell me? you have to jeopardize me getting in trouble by viewing pictures? lol

You must have lied about your age.

[OdeToTheSun]

Depends on the smell.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[resrchmnkygrl6]

You must have lied about your age.
no. i swear on my white rice.

[saysmydoctor]

Look at the pictures or no one will ever sex you.

Which is true regardless, but do you really want to be labelled doubly useless?

[Renee]

is it really that bad where you can't tell me? you have to jeopardize me getting in trouble by viewing pictures? lol
I know what it is, why should I have to find it on google/type it up/post a picture for you. I didn't say "look at pictures". I said Google it. Most results will tell you in the preview under the link. OR urbandictionary.com, duh. I go there for all sex terms.

[OdeToTheSun]

i still don't officially know what it means. i just know it's the crux of everything sexual. help a virgin out?


cos i don't wanna ask my mommy

Where the person and their partner get in a position so they can give each other oral at the same time. Geez, even I knew that.

[saysmydoctor]

69--what does it look like nub.

[thatwasamoment]

Not a fan

[saysmydoctor]

Not a fan
Does not compute.

[ThemChains]

Wikipedia.

I'll even do the leg work for you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_%28sex_position%29

[TheSkyline]

no. i swear on my white rice.

How are you 17, and like the jonas brothers??
Plus.. how are you 17 and don't know what 69 means??
I knew what that meant when I was like 13. haha

[saysmydoctor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Sixtynine.png/180px-Sixtynine.png
I hope you get grounded, bitch.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

thanks guys. that's really gross. especially the lesbionic one. the chick on top looked like she had a dong.

[ThemChains]

It's all about 69 with the finger in the ass. Experiment.

[saysmydoctor]

GROSS? YOU MEAN GLORIOUS? AMIRITE?

x

[TheSkyline]

thanks guys. that's really gross. especially the lesbionic one. the chick on top looked like she had a dong.

It's sex, it's not gross. Grow up.

Funny a 15 year old telling her that huh? haha

[resrchmnkygrl6]

How are you 17, and like the jonas brothers??
Plus.. how are you 17 and don't know what 69 means??
I knew what that meant when I was like 13. haha
all my friends are guys with the exception of one. the girl doesn't talk about sex, and the guys just talk about masturbation. and as far as the parental units go, we didn't cover sexual positions during our birds and bees talk.

[ThemChains]

It's sex, it's not gross. Grow up.

Funny a 15 year old telling her that huh? haha

You're not "mature for your age."

[resrchmnkygrl6]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Sixtynine.png/180px-Sixtynine.png
I hope you get grounded, bitch.
what's grounding? i hear bad kids get that a lot.
lol
i've never been grounded. hate me more

[saysmydoctor]

You need to be beat and then 69ed by your father.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

It's sex, it's not gross. Grow up.

Funny a 15 year old telling her that huh? haha
i didn't say sex was gross. that position just kind of made me giggle cos the caption said it was two girls when one of them looked like she had a penis.

[ThemChains]

You need to be beat and then 69ed by your father.

Appalled.





So sweet.

[ThemChains]

i didn't say sex was gross. that position just kind of made me giggle cos the caption said it was two girls when one of them looked like she had a penis.

It's called She-Male. You'll like it.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

You need to be beat and then 69ed by your father.
lawlz

[TheSkyline]

You're not "mature for your age."

Was that sarcasm or an insult? Eh, whatever.

You need to be beat and then 69ed by your father.

/thread.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

It's called She-Male. You'll like it.
those are funny things, she males.
after looking at the picture again, i realized it was the other chick's hand. but at first glance, it looked funky.

[Renee]

all my friends are guys with the exception of one. the girl doesn't talk about sex, and the guys just talk about masturbation. and as far as the parental units go, we didn't cover sexual positions during our birds and bees talk.
Do you go to some sort of weird prude school? I learned most things by hearing them from peers.

[ThemChains]

Was that sarcasm or an insult? Eh, whatever.



/thread.

it's the internet.

those are funny things, she males.
after looking at the picture again, i realized it was the other chick's hand. but at first glance, it looked funky.

Get into it.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Do you go to some sort of weird prude school? I learned most things by hearing them from peers.
no, actually. i just don't hang with sexually experienced people. so the stuff they tell me is pretty much all BS. besides their self loving. cos i know for sure they do that.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

it's the internet.



Get into it.
get into it with what? i don't have a penis. may i borrow yours?

[ThemChains]

get into it with what? i don't have a penis. may i borrow yours?

No. You don't even know what 69 is. You're going nowhere near my penis, with your dry hands, and your toothy smile.

[saysmydoctor]

Who is this broad?

[TheSkyline]

Do you go to some sort of weird prude school? I learned most things by hearing them from peers.

Same here, plus in like 7th or 8th grade most schools have a sex ed class where you learn that kind of stuff.
At my school they let us ask questions, obviously "What is 69?" being one of them.
.. And I go to a private catholic school.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Who is this lovely girl?
*fixed

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Same here, plus in like 7th or 8th grade most schools have a sex ed class where you learn that kind of stuff.
At my school they let us ask questions, obviously "What is 69?" being one of them.
.. And I go to a private catholic school.
we did too. but i asked how to use a female condom.

[saysmydoctor]

*fixed
http://www.mufunyo.net/stfu/stfu33.jpg

[ThemChains]

I once asked my P.E./Health/Sexual Education instructor this question:

Me: Can you urinate and ejaculate at the same time?

Him: No

Me: (leaning to my friend next to me, but speaking loud enough for the class to hear me) I guess I won't be peejaculating on anyone soon.

Him: Get out.

[ThemChains]

*fixed

http://www.mufunyo.net/stfu/stfu33.jpg

Perfect. Don't go around editing people's statements this early in the game.

[Renee]

Same here, plus in like 7th or 8th grade most schools have a sex ed class where you learn that kind of stuff.
At my school they let us ask questions, obviously "What is 69?" being one of them.
.. And I go to a private catholic school.
Hahaha, I don't think it was "big" when I took those classes. And we were all too embarrassed to ask about it when it started becoming "popular" to joke about.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Perfect. Don't go around editing people's statements this early in the game.
wtf? HE'S the one being an asshole. it was a sincere question, and i wasn't taking anything following it seriously. hug it out, bitches.

[ThemChains]

wtf? HE'S the one being an asshole. it was a sincere question, and i wasn't taking anything following it seriously. hug it out, bitches.

Call me a bitch one more time.

[thatwasamoment]

you live in my town, im afraid im going to have to teach you a few lessons.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Call me a bitch one more time.
:hug:

[ThemChains]

:hug:

If you hug me, there will be a knife to intercept you.

[Renee]

Call me a bitch one more time.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.


Oh yeah, BITCH.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Bitch, bitch, bitch.


Oh yeah, BITCH.
haha
thanks

[TheSkyline]

Hahaha, I don't think it was "big" when I took those classes. And we were all too embarrassed to ask about it when it started becoming "popular" to joke about.

O yeah, the questions were written down the day before, and anonymous.
So we could ask whatever we wanted without feeling embarrassed.
The funniest thing someone asked is "Is gay sex ok?"
All the guys were looking around at each other like, "Ok, who asked that..."

[ThemChains]

Bitch, bitch, bitch.


Oh yeah, BITCH.

haha
thanks

The difference is she's cool and knows what she can get away with. You're her polar opposite.

[saysmydoctor]

wtf? HE'S the one being an asshole. it was a sincere question, and i wasn't taking anything following it seriously. hug it out, bitches.
http://www.mufunyo.net/stfu/stfu33.jpg
Seriously.

[Renee]

haha
thanks
I wasn't defending you..

[resrchmnkygrl6]

If you hug me, there will be a knife to intercept you.
but you're so warm.
:hug:

[ThemChains]

I wasn't defending you..

More proof and corroboration for my previous post.

[Renee]

The difference is she's cool and knows what she can get away with. You're her polar opposite.
:hug:
See, I can hug him.

[ThemChains]

:hug:
See, I can hug him.

No knife present.

[Renee]

No knife present.
Because it's stabbing that other girl.

[ThemChains]

Because it's stabbing that other girl.

haha

[resrchmnkygrl6]

you guys are ridiculous. luckily the internet isn't real or else i'd be a hated dead whore.

[ThemChains]

A whore who doesn't know how to 69, so not a very good whore. At least one who was unsuccessful at whoring.

[TheSkyline]

you guys are ridiculous. luckily the internet isn't real or else i'd be a hated dead whore.

You ARE a hated dead whore! :slut:

[resrchmnkygrl6]

i'd be a broke whore cos i never had sex.

[ThemChains]

^That's not anything to be ashamed of.

[Renee]

you guys are ridiculous. luckily the internet isn't real or else i'd be a hated dead whore.
The internetz are real.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

^That's not anything to be ashamed of.
i didn't think it was either. that's why i'm confused as to why you're ganging up on me.

[ThemChains]

i didn't think it was either. that's why i'm confused as to why you're ganging up on me.

We aren't ganging up on you because you're a virgin, we're ganging up on you because you suck.

[Renee]

i'd be a broke whore cos i never had sex.
Same, but I know what 69 is. Go hang out in a gutter this summer.
you can be a whore without having sex

[ThemChains]

That spoiler is dripping in truth.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Same, but I know what 69 is. Go hang out in a gutter this summer.
you can be a whore without having sex
but i refuse to. i suck so much, my parental units will find out somehow.

[Renee]

:lol:
suck what?

[resrchmnkygrl6]

We aren't ganging up on you because you're a virgin, we're ganging up on you because you suck.
gotcha. now i don't feel so bad.

[ThemChains]

:lol:
suck what?

8=================D~~~~~~~~~

[resrchmnkygrl6]

:lol:
suck what?
that was lame.

[lovely864md]

Parental units hahahahaha I used to think that phrase was so cool

I was 9

[ThemChains]

that was lame.

You've been wrong 99.99999% of your posts, this is one of those times.

[Renee]

8=================D~~~~~~~~~
Thought so.
that was lame.
Well, we were talking about being whores, then you said "I suck so much". I'm sorry for staying on the same page and thinking those two were related.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Parental units hahahahaha I used to think that phrase was so cool

I was 9
i don't think it's a cool factor. i just can't stop saying it. habit.

[ThemChains]

i don't think it's a cool factor. i just can't stop saying it. habit.

Kill your bad habits. Or yourself.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Kill your bad habits. Or yourself.
i'll take the knife you stabbed me with and take my last breaths to take it out and slit my wrists. you won't get all the credit for taking my life.

[ThemChains]

i'll take the knife you stabbed me with and take my last breaths to take it out and slit my wrists. you won't get all the credit for taking my life.

...unoriginal much?

[lovely864md]

i don't think it's a cool factor. i just can't stop saying it. habit.

Cool.

You are 17 and have a Jonas Brothers avatar, act extremely immature and are clearly extremely naive. Don't mind me if I don't take anything you say seriously. I have no clue what you are doing on the internet.

[saysmydoctor]

you guys are ridiculous. luckily the internet isn't real or else i'd be a hated dead whore.
1. Internet is real--dumbass.
2. You are virgins. I'm quite certain whoring requires sex.

DIE.

[TheSkyline]

...unoriginal much?

Seriously, if your gonna kill yourself, do it in style.
.. I think there was a thread about that a while back.

[thespearkid]

wtf? HE'S the one being an asshole. it was a sincere question, and i wasn't taking anything following it seriously. hug it out, bitches.
*hugs*

I feel better already.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Seriously, if your gonna kill yourself, do it in style.
.. I think there was a thread about that a while back.
he stabbed me while hugging me (or rather, while i hugged him). last time i checked, he wasn't the first one to do that.

[theguy77]

i dont understand why a man would want to perform cunnilingus in a way where hes forced to breathe the girl's ass-fumes.

[resrchmnkygrl6]

Cool.

You are 17 and have a Jonas Brothers avatar, act extremely immature and are clearly extremely naive. Don't mind me if I don't take anything you say seriously. I have no clue what you are doing on the internet.
i don't take all of my music seriously. i just want to have fun sometimes. i am naive, but not immature. there are many things i do not know, and many things you don't. one of which is who you think i am.

[lovely864md]

i don't take all of my music seriously. i just want to have fun sometimes. i am naive, but not immature. there are many things i do not know, and many things you don't. one of which is who you think i am.

:shrug: I think you have a lot of growing up to do. I don't say it to be mean. But you are clearly very sheltered and yes, that's going to make you very open to attack on the internet.

[coryatlarge]

lol at this thread........

[SauzaGold]

:shrug: I think you have a lot of growing up to do. I don't say it to be mean. But you are clearly very sheltered and yes, that's going to make you very open to attack on the internet.

true.

[thespearkid]

Internet attack.

[SLoT]

its pretty dope. cept one time my buddy Grant told me a story about how he was at this party where this guy was 69ing this broad and he felt something on his forehead... turns out to be her tapeworm sticking out of her ass. baller story.

[mr. president]

its pretty dope. cept one time my buddy Grant told me a story about how he was at this party where this guy was 69ing this broad and he felt something on his forehead... turns out to be her tapeworm sticking out of her ass. baller story.

thats fucking disgusting

[thespearkid]

its pretty dope. cept one time my buddy Grant told me a story about how he was at this party where this guy was 69ing this broad and he felt something on his forehead... turns out to be her tapeworm sticking out of her ass. baller story.
Jesus Christ.

[SauzaGold]

its pretty dope. cept one time my buddy Grant told me a story about how he was at this party where this guy was 69ing this broad and he felt something on his forehead... turns out to be her tapeworm sticking out of her ass. baller story.

i thought the story of toilet paper in the kooch was bad..

thats just wrong..

[WFUJerseyJon]

Meh, I'd rather watch TV or something while getting blown, I don't want to have to work also.

[nashiscash1324]

Meh, I'd rather watch TV or something while getting blown, I don't want to have to work also.


exactly.

[SLoT]

thats fucking disgusting

Jesus Christ.

i thought the story of toilet paper in the kooch was bad..

thats just wrong..

haha. three quotes right in a row. i knew i would do someone good with that story in my aresenal. its pretty disgusting. but now you guys can all tell it to your friends too!

[SauzaGold]

haha. three quotes right in a row. i knew i would do someone good with that story in my aresenal. its pretty disgusting. but now you guys can all tell it to your friends too!

yeah, thats definitely one for around the campfire.

[saysmydoctor]

What the fuck tapeworm?

[Ailite]

Good stuff.

[lo0serkid1118]

69 is definetly the best I love it!!!!!!

[Renee]

What the fuck tapeworm?
http://aim.search.aol.com/search/image?query=tapeworm

[TK]

I like to 68, even occasionally going 67.

[TK]

I'm not ready to 69 yet though.

[SauzaGold]

http://aim.search.aol.com/search/image?query=tapeworm

i am really scared to click on that

[ReadyForAction]

I totally didnt get how the number 69 related to the position until years after I knew what it meant

[Renee]

i am really scared to click on that
it's just pictures of tapeworms.

[billyboatkid]

It sure is my favorite thing of all time!

[SauzaGold]

it's just pictures of tapeworms.

ahh ok

[HelpMeSleep]

i've yet to try it. when my ex and i went down on eachother it was never at the same time.

[Endlessly]

its pretty dope. cept one time my buddy Grant told me a story about how he was at this party where this guy was 69ing this broad and he felt something on his forehead... turns out to be her tapeworm sticking out of her ass. baller story.

Holy fucking shit.

[Judge'sDaughter]

never done it, hope it happens soon.

[Machu505]

never done it, hope it happens soon.

Well I'm free on Friday night...

Not really.

[saysmydoctor]

69 once in your life. If you are a female, you have to do it twice (male and female). Rules are rules.

[ThemChains]

Eat the pink taco.

[wall e]

It's aight.

[binxybabeh]

I like it, personally.

But I love giving oral.

My best friend cant do it. She said she tried once and she bit him because he licked just right. Eeep.

[ThemChains]

I like it, personally.

But I love giving oral.

My best friend cant do it. She said she tried once and she bit him because he licked just right. Eeep.

Don't.

[binxybabeh]

Don't.

Uhhhhh

[wall e]

69 is the ultimate example of killing two birds with one stone.

[Renee]

69 is the ultimate example of killing two birds with one stone.
OLD GREG!

[wall e]

OLD GREG!

Yes sir, thank you sir.


;)

[Renee]

Yes sir, thank you sir.


;)
*Ma'am

Edit: If you're quoting Old Greg, I don't remember a lot of lines.

[concernedparent]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a gun.

[Angylion Gefell]

Never done it. Want to, but haven't.

I like it, personally.

But I love giving oral.



:wave:

[statonscarlet]

Not actually the biggest fan. Oral doesn't really do it for me. I like giving, not receiving.

[Burning Star IV]

i've yet to try it. when my ex and i went down on eachother it was never at the same time.
In the tube at the playground???

[saysmydoctor]

Not actually the biggest fan. Oral doesn't really do it for me. I like giving, not receiving.
You are clearly this best girl to ever post on these forums.

[serotoninzero]

I absolutely love it. I love going down, and I love the way my girl tastes, and it only makes me more turned on while she's going at it too. I almost turn it into a game because its hard to concentrate on both things at once, so I try my hardest to make her stop cause she's paying to much attention to what I'm doing.

[statonscarlet]

You are clearly this best girl to ever post on these forums.

:bounce:

[JJJ]

You are clearly this best girl to ever post on these forums.

seconded !

[Burning Star IV]

:bounce:
Will you bear my children?

[statonscarlet]

Will you bear my children?

My legs are spread like butter, baby.;-)

[statonscarlet]

seconded !

Aw. Everyone seems to be showin the love today.

[JJJ]

Aw. Everyone seems to be showin the love today.

with a statement like that, you are bound for some loving.

[Burning Star IV]

My legs are spread like butter, baby.;-)
I prefer I can Believe It's Not Butter, but regardless

Receive my seed! :sperm:

[statonscarlet]

I prefer I can Believe It's Not Butter, but regardless

Receive my seed! :sperm:

Aw your little guy looks sad. Cheer up easy access :moon:.

[Burning Star IV]

Aw your little guy looks sad. Cheer up easy access :moon:.
You're such a silly whore.

He has more to be happy about now that you're here.

[statonscarlet]

You're such a silly whore.

He has more to be happy about now that you're here.

=). But really guys I'm not actually a whore, at all.

[Burning Star IV]

=). But really guys I'm not actually a whore, at all.
You're probably telling the truth, but it's just funner to call you a whore. It puts a goofy grin on my face.

[statonscarlet]

You're probably telling the truth, but it's just funner to call you a whore. It puts a goofy grin on my face.

I just lol at that and I have no idea why.

[SLoT]

Aw your little guy looks sad. Cheer up easy access :moon:.

this is the best post for this forum... anal, whores, easy access... reminds me of my grandma.

[Burning Star IV]

I just lol at that and I have no idea why.
It's because you know you'll be seeing the same grin later, if you catch my drift. :fuck:

[statonscarlet]

It's because you know you'll be seeing the same grin later, if you catch my drift. :fuck:

Your such a naughty boy. :slutkiss:

[saysmydoctor]

Whore

[MyNameIsRoss]

Great thread!

[saysmydoctor]

I try, there will be a sequel if necessary.

[MyNameIsRoss]

all my friends are guys with the exception of one. the girl doesn't talk about sex, and the guys just talk about masturbation. and as far as the parental units go, we didn't cover sexual positions during our birds and bees talk.

These guys are your age? And they just discovered the Art of Beating Off?

[Burning Star IV]

I'm feelin' the Scissor thread is ready for a rejuvenation.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I try, there will be a sequel if necessary.

What I think: Necessary

[statonscarlet]

These guys are your age? And they just discovered the Art of Beating Off?

I was thinking the same exact thing.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I was thinking the same exact thing.

maybe they JUST got their technique down.

[statonscarlet]

maybe they JUST got their technique down.

As if it's that hard, when all you did to do is stroke it.

[MyNameIsRoss]

Stroke this!

[HelpMeSleep]

In the tube at the playground???
haha nice. nooope there was actually no head at the park, just sex.

[thesafeword]

statonscarlet, your boyfriend is one lucky bastard.

[DickfaceChillah]

Everyone on this forum has lots of sex except me. And apparently that virgin girl that everyone hates. =[

[HelpMeSleep]

who's the virgin girl that everyone hates?

[DickfaceChillah]

Go to the first few pages!

[HelpMeSleep]

oh yeah, the one who didn't know what 69 was right haha.

[DickfaceChillah]

Yeah and it somehow progressed to her being a whore... lolz!

[HelpMeSleep]

haha i must've missed that! i might have to go back and read further in haha. at first i thought you meant that alli virgin girl who talks about how slutty she is but then is all like but i havent had sex so its okay.

[DickfaceChillah]

I was refering to rsrchmnkygrl6

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah i know thats who you meant. but before you said to go back and read the first few pages i was assuming you meant the other girl i was talking about.

[DickfaceChillah]

Oh word. I'm not quite sure who you're referring to cause I am an idiot.

[HelpMeSleep]

this one here... http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=386601
although thats not her infamous "i'm not a whore" thread where she detailed all the slutty things she did and all the different guys with.

[DickfaceChillah]

How slutty? Sounds LOL worthy.

[HelpMeSleep]

like she started off talking about how she really liked this guy but he probably thought she was a slut now because she hooked up with him and 2 other guys in one night. and people were giving her advice and stuff and she'd come back and be like ohh well now i did this and now i did this. but then she'd talk about how she was waiting to have sex until college. i don't really remember the specifics but i remember one day how she was like i almost lost my virginity this morning with this one guy and a girl in my shower or something like that haha.

[up da punx]

mmmm gotta love 69in!

[up da punx]

It's all about 69 with the finger in the ass. Experiment.

I hear that

[mattmatumbo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Sixtynine.png/180px-Sixtynine.png
I hope you get grounded, bitch.

Ha-HA! two girls ftw

i prefered being on top until my ex-gf told me i was basically face fucking her upside down ahaha.

[DaveZeroZero]

what's grounding? i hear bad kids get that a lot.
lol
i've never been grounded. hate me more
You live a very sheltered life.

[berskyjr]

I hear that
your one horny mother fucker. keep bringin the sex threads back. bahahaha

[up da punx]

your one horny mother fucker. keep bringin the sex threads back. bahahaha


sure thing dawg

[DaveZeroZero]

your one horny mother fucker. keep bringin the sex threads back. bahahaha
*you're

[colorlesscliche]

I like doing this.

[crit]

Great or greatest? Discuss.
This thread relates to my interests.

[berskyjr]

*you're
That don't count, you don't have your Grammar Police avatar anymore. So im goin'g to disregard your correction.

[DaveZeroZero]

That don't count, you don't have your Grammar Police avatar anymore. So im goin'g to disregard your correction.
goin'g? what?

I'm working undercover.

[berskyjr]

goin'g? what?

I'm working undercover.
I'l have to keep an I out for you correction lurking.

[apresnuledeluge]

L7BfnG2hxk8

[berskyjr]

hahahaha 69 spore

[apresnuledeluge]

hahahaha 69 spore

There is an astonishing amount of 69 spore videos on youtube.

[4N6 science]

69in is awesome.

[GetWellBoss]

*you're

THANK YOU.


This is my biggest grammatical pet peeve. UGHHHH.

[parallelism]

It's okay, but you're preoccupied so it's easy to pretty much forget you're getting a blowjob in the first place. You can't just focus on the part of it you're getting, which would be better.

[kaycey]

70

[berskyjr]

THANK YOU.


This is my biggest grammatical pet peeve. UGHHHH.

your an idiot. kekeke jk

[GetWellBoss]

your an idiot. kekeke jk

don't hat'e tha't it's yo'u tha't h'e point'ed i't ou't o'n.

:-p

[kaycey]

wtf

[Angylion Gefell]

wtf

ftw

[.invisible ink.]

It's okay, but you're preoccupied so it's easy to pretty much forget you're getting a blowjob in the first place. You can't just focus on the part of it you're getting, which would be better.

exactly. too much is happening at once to fully enjoy either. i like to keep the two activities separate in order to give/receive 100%.

[kwsqd]

69 ftw i'm assuming
you people just don't have the skillz to pay the billz

[DaveZeroZero]

69 ftw i'm assuming
you people just don't have the skillz to pay the billz
Well, most of us don't work for our dads.

ZING!

[.invisible ink.]

69 ftw i'm assuming
you people just don't have the skillz to pay the billz

i've got serious skills, that's why it takes so much concentration to do it right. i don't give half-assed head and would prefer not to receive it that way either.

[GetWellBoss]

i've got serious skills, that's why it takes so much concentration to do it right. i don't give half-assed head and would prefer not to receive it that way either.

this reminds me of a time i fell asleep on a girl because it was so bad and i was WAY fucking tired. Let's just say that didn't go over very well.

[kwsqd]

Well, most of us don't work for our dads.

ZING!
most of us have jobs though

i've got serious skills, that's why it takes so much concentration to do it right. i don't give half-assed head and would prefer not to receive it that way either.
apparently you have the skillz!

[.invisible ink.]

this reminds me of a time i fell asleep on a girl because it was so bad and i was WAY fucking tired. Let's just say that didn't go over very well.

wow. i can't even imagine how that would happen. let's just say that if a guy fell asleep during one of my magnificent blowjobs they would end up with bite marks on their tool to wake them up, of course . i would not be a happy camper, to say the least.

[GetWellBoss]

wow. i can't even imagine how that would happen. let's just say that if a guy fell asleep during one of my magnificent blowjobs they would end up with bite marks on their tool to wake them up, of course . i would not be a happy camper, to say the least.

haha. ya. well i just finished a 12 hour shift and she REALLY wanted to hang out(she lived above me). I was like look, i'm exhausted but youre welcome to come over. We started making out and fooling around and then she went down. Let's just say it was FAR from your magnificent blowjobs. It was absolutely awful. I used to proclaim that there was never bad head. But this made me retract that statement. So i started dozing off. I then woke up and told her that i needed to go to bed but she was welcomed to stay over. She got up and left(slamming the door). haha. oh well. it was really that bad. Worst blowjob of my life.

[.invisible ink.]

haha. ya. well i just finished a 12 hour shift and she REALLY wanted to hang out(she lived above me). I was like look, i'm exhausted but youre welcome to come over. We started making out and fooling around and then she went down. Let's just say it was FAR from your magnificent blowjobs. It was absolutely awful. I used to proclaim that there was never bad head. But this made me retract that statement. So i started dozing off. I then woke up and told her that i needed to go to bed but she was welcomed to stay over. She got up and left(slamming the door). haha. oh well. it was really that bad. Worst blowjob of my life.

that sucks. this tale makes me want to start a new thread just for these sorts of stories, hmmm...

edit: i started to make the thread but then realized i suck at making threads and chickened out, but anyone else is welcome to start one if they feel so inclined. :)

[GetWellBoss]

that sucks. this tale makes me want to start a new thread just for these sorts of stories, hmmm...

edit: i started to make the thread but then realized i suck at making threads and chickened out, but anyone else is welcome to start one if they feel so inclined. :)

haha. i have tons of stories. that's the joys of being so old and having friends that do stupid shit.

i'm sure you could share too ;-) haha.

[.invisible ink.]

haha. i have tons of stories. that's the joys of being so old and having friends that do stupid shit.

i'm sure you could share too ;-) haha.

i'm old too but i honestly don't have any awkward/embarrassing/awful blowjob stories...just one sort of crazy one that is hard to believe.

it involves being in high school and giving head to my boyfriend in the backseat of my mom's car while she was driving us back to his house one night. and no, she did not realize what was taking place right behind her.

[GetWellBoss]

i'm old too but i honestly don't have any awkward/embarrassing/awful blowjob stories...just one sort of crazy one that is hard to believe.

it involves being in high school and giving head to my boyfriend in the backseat of my mom's car while she was driving us back to his house one night. and no, she did not realize what was taking place right behind her.

haha. priceless. i honestly dont know if i could do that with my mom being in the same car/room that i was in. that's kind of weird and instant buzz kill. but hey, whatever tickles your pickle. hahaha

[.invisible ink.]

haha. priceless. i honestly dont know if i could do that with my mom being in the same car/room that i was in. that's kind of weird and instant buzz kill. but hey, whatever tickles your pickle. hahaha

it wasn't planned, it just sort of happened. ya know, my head ended up on his lap and one thing led to another. i like the idea of possibly getting caught but i don't go out of my way to get in those situations as a thrill or anything.

[GetWellBoss]

it wasn't planned, it just sort of happened. ya know, my head ended up on his lap and one thing led to another. i like the idea of possibly getting caught but i don't go out of my way to get in those situations as a thrill or anything.

dont get me wrong. i like the thrill too. just not with my mom in the same area. in a different room and the doors closed or something like that is one thing. but sitting right there? i'll pass. haha.

[.invisible ink.]

dont get me wrong. i like the thrill too. just not with my mom in the same area. in a different room and the doors closed or something like that is one thing. but sitting right there? i'll pass. haha.

having my own place severely limits the possibilities for getting caught anymore. unfortunately.

that's my only good blowjob story. i want to hear more.

[breaking news!]

Lololol. So I like the 69, it's great. Especially since my freshly de-flowered boyfriend is pretty much pro at eating pussy for whatever reason. The only issue is that he has a bunk-bed at his college, and I can't seem to be mindful enough to avoid smacking my head on the ceiling. So, when I'm on top, it tends to occur on a more frequent scale. Hunching over isn't comfortable. Trusttt. But 69 is great, as long as I can stay focused on the bj, since him eating me out at the same time feels good but if I lose my concentration then it's awkward. Oh gawsh the ADHD really does complicate my sex life. Anyways, I am certainly a fan of the 69.

[katekate]

overrated

[.invisible ink.]

^ reported.

[oldwirehands]

Oral sex is awesome.

[caress me down]

i think 69ing is better than sex. just saying.

[kaycey]

^ reported.
10 more psots left.

[takemyhand]

awesomee

[.invisible ink.]

10 more psots left.

don't i need to wait 'til june 09 to go prestigious? i haven't been registered for 2+ years unfortunately.

[kaycey]

don't i need to wait 'til june 09 to go prestigious? i haven't been registered for 2+ years unfortunately.
i meant to reach 1000, its just that i remember some time back when you had more psots counts than me(long long time back).

[HelpMeSleep]

i'm old too but i honestly don't have any awkward/embarrassing/awful blowjob stories...just one sort of crazy one that is hard to believe.

it involves being in high school and giving head to my boyfriend in the backseat of my mom's car while she was driving us back to his house one night. and no, she did not realize what was taking place right behind her.
hahaha. that's epic. I would never pull this off. after the first time I gave a guy head, I accidentally sent a drunk text meant for him to my mom in which I talked about giving him head. I'm so not smooth.

[kaycey]

i'm old too but i honestly don't have any awkward/embarrassing/awful blowjob stories...just one sort of crazy one that is hard to believe.

it involves being in high school and giving head to my boyfriend in the backseat of my mom's car while she was driving us back to his house one night. and no, she did not realize what was taking place right behind her.
no fucking way!!!!!!!!

[.invisible ink.]

hahaha. that's epic. I would never pull this off. after the first time I gave a guy head, I accidentally sent a drunk text meant for him to my mom in which I talked about giving him head. I'm so not smooth.

yikes! that's one of my worst nightmares realized. i am a big fan of the drunken text and hope to never have that scenario happen.

no fucking way!!!!!!!!

yeah, that's my only good bj story, my best handjob story will have to wait until another time, as I fear divulging too much of this information at once could cause a sensory overload, and i wouldn't want to do that to anyone here. ;)

[kaycey]

yikes! that's one of my worst nightmares realized. i am a big fan of the drunken text and hope to never have that scenario happen.



yeah, that's my only good bj story, my best handjob story will have to wait until another time, as I fear divulging too much of this information at once could cause a sensory overload, and i wouldn't want to do that to anyone here. ;)
well it can't beat this one for sure.

[spansen]

69ing is good.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahaha. that's epic. I would never pull this off. after the first time I gave a guy head, I accidentally sent a drunk text meant for him to my mom in which I talked about giving him head. I'm so not smooth.
LAWL! What'd your mom say?

[HelpMeSleep]

yikes! that's one of my worst nightmares realized. i am a big fan of the drunken text and hope to never have that scenario happen.
haha. I am wayyy more careful with those now. after that, I gave my phone away when I drank for awhile, but then I was fine.

LAWL! What'd your mom say?
haha. it was HORRIBLE. it was the last night of my senior trip in hawaii with four other girls so the next day I was totally hungover and we took a redeye home the next night so when I got in that morning I still felt like shit. I was just sitting in my backyard reading a book and my mom comes up to me and shoves her phone in my face so I can read the text. I was quite speechless.

THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T TELL MY DAD THOUGH. I would just have to kill myself if that were the case. she did say she wanted to press charges against the guy since he was 22 and I was 17 then lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. I am wayyy more careful with those now. after that, I gave my phone away when I drank for awhile, but then I was fine.


haha. it was HORRIBLE. it was the last night of my senior trip in hawaii with four other girls so the next day I was totally hungover and we took a redeye home the next night so when I got in that morning I still felt like shit. I was just sitting in my backyard reading a book and my mom comes up to me and shoves her phone in my face so I can read the text. I was quite speechless.

THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T TELL MY DAD THOUGH. I would just have to kill myself if that were the case. she did say she wanted to press charges against the guy since he was 22 and I was 17 then lol.
oh, the joys of parents =]

[HelpMeSleep]

oh, the joys of parents =]
oh, yes! always a pleasure!! =]

[skashroomking]

69!!!!!!!!w00t!!!!!!!

[SgtFumunda]

69 isn't cool because as a man, your nose is inevitably close to, or directly on her asshole. No one wants to be fellated while having the constant fear of having their nose farted on.

[skashroomking]

69 isn't cool because as a man, your nose is inevitably close to, or directly on her asshole. No one wants to be fellated while having the constant fear of having their nose farted on.
hahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[.invisible ink.]

69 isn't cool because as a man, your nose is inevitably close to, or directly on her asshole. No one wants to be fellated while having the constant fear of having their nose farted on.

does this mean you don't go down at all, or just not while being distracted by receiving head, so you can act quicker?

[phil19]

its alright, though it kind of puts your nose right in the butt hole.

EDIT: i just noticed that this comment has been made numerous times before. it is however still relevant

[SgtFumunda]

does this mean you don't go down at all, or just not while being distracted by receiving head, so you can act quicker?
Of course I still go down, but in the 69 configuration, the nose is in the direct fire path of the anus, whereas in normal cunilingus the nose is more proximal to the top of the camel toe, which isn't a big fear of mine.

[kaycey]

lol....you are not alone.