Scissoring

[saysmydoctor]

Love it or love it?

[ThemChains]

Scissor me timbers.

[saysmydoctor]

I see what you did there.

[thespearkid]

Another thread about a sexual position. Cue about 200 replies chock full of wonderful puns.

[saysmydoctor]

I do what I can, every position I can think of is getting a thread.

I'm surprised we don't a Missionary thread.

[thespearkid]

That would be... boring?

[Renee]

Scissor me timbers.
Haha, I was going to say that.


:waits for that girl to come ask what this is:

[lovely864md]

I once asked MST to scissor me.

[TheSkyline]

Haha, I was going to say that.


:waits for that girl to come ask what this is:

Haha, that would be hilarious.
I once asked MST to scissor me.

She only does that to celebrities, like Miley Cyrus.

[Kid B]

Wouldn't it be kind of awkward?

[wewascontenders]

Rock beats scissor.

[eHaMpToN]

Rock beats scissor.
yeah but paper covers rock.

[coryatlarge]

yeah but paper covers rock.
the vicious cycle......

[Hamlet]

Cock beats scissor.

Fixed.

[SteveD]

Scissor me timbers.

hahahahahahh

[The_kok]

yeah but paper covers rock.

yeah, but how the fuck does that protect you agianst the rock

the rock is a fucking damn rock

[eHaMpToN]

yeah, but how the fuck does that protect you agianst the rock

the rock is a fucking damn rock

the inventor of the comp needed to compensate for rock's dominance somehow. they just chose a bad route with pussy paper. also: wow edward scissorhands just started.

[thespearkid]

Haha simultaneous scissoring and fingering. That guy must've got all the chicks.

[SLoT]

i got my ex in a scissor grab one time... she passed out.

[OdeToTheSun]

Ms. Garrison?

[thesafeword]

Scissor me Allison!

[pilot_light_out]

anal scissoring ftw.

[saysmydoctor]

Anal scissoring is not win.