a rock and a hard place.

[eHaMpToN]

i was at my dads fourth of july bbq, i guessed it'd be yesterday by this time, and honestly i dont know how this started but i got to talking to my dads friend, a highly attractive woman, who just so happens to be 42. now she ended up giving me her number and wants to go out to eat soon. i mean i feel like such a pimp but i dont know if i should call. tips, advice or experience?

[Renee]

call.

[eHaMpToN]

call.

what are you basing this on? you dont think this is just a little odd?

[wewascontenders]

call.

[Renee]

what are you basing this on? you dont think this is just a little odd?
Serious answer: It is a little weird. I honestly don't know what someone would say in your position.

AP answer: Call and anal.

[eHaMpToN]

Serious answer: It is a little weird. I honestly don't know what someone would say in your position.

AP answer: Call and anal.

hahahahahahahahah you rule.

[kwsqd]

hump it and dump it.

[eHaMpToN]

hump it and dump it.

just a tidbit, as i read that reply, "hit that" by the offspring came on shuffle.

[SauzaGold]

oh snap. cougar victim.

[Renee]

hahahahahahahahah you rule.
:bow: thank you.
hump it and dump it.
i've never heard that before. is that your motto?

[kwsqd]

actually my moto is: date, tape, rape, and escape

[Renee]

o i c.

[kwsqd]

I have more where that came from!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yeah, that's weird. I wouldn't go, but I'm a girl so dating a 42 year old man is not ideal.



Edit: well, if he looked like George Clooney, or anything of that nature I'd hit that! So go for it. What is she really looking for? A nice time holding hands? No! If you want a good time, go for it!

[heyzombiehitler]

just a tidbit, as i read that reply, "hit that" by the offspring came on shuffle.

Well.. I know you wanna hit that.

[a gym bag]

This is fiction.

[iAMhollyood315]

why would someone who is 42 want to do shit with someone who is 18. shes old enough to be your mom.

[a gym bag]

why would someone who is 42 want to do shit with someone who is 18. shes old enough to be your mom.
Hence why I said this is fictitious. Look at the kid's profile pictures, he has a MilfHunter picture. This is obviously his fetish, albeit a fairly common one, and he wants to brag about something that happened to someone in a video he saw.

[eHaMpToN]

Hence why I said this is fictitious. Look at the kid's profile pictures, he has a MilfHunter picture. This is obviously his fetish, albeit a fairly common one, and he wants to brag about something that happened to someone in a video he saw.

are you that dumb?
my picture is Gob Bluth from arrested development

[eHaMpToN]

This is fiction.

couldn't be more wrong. who has time to make this up at random hours of the night on ap. get real

[Biliard]

What do you have to lose by calling her?

[thespearkid]

Have a threesome with her and your dad.

[SLoT]

ask your pops if its cool you call. if not, dont bother.

[eHaMpToN]

What do you have to lose by calling her?

my virginity amiritee

[eHaMpToN]

Have a threesome with her and your dad.

i hate you for that image.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Have a threesome with her and your dad.

well if you're into incest...

[Biliard]

my virginity amiritee

I see why it is a rock and a hard place now.

[eHaMpToN]

I see why it is a rock and a hard place now.

lol.

[thespearkid]

well if you're into incest...
Who isn't.

[Giant Broccoli]

I'd go for it, make her your sugarmama

[a gym bag]

are you that dumb?
my picture is Gob Bluth from arrested development
I'm not talking about your avatar. If you go to your profile, and select "see more pictures of eHaMpToN", there is a picture that says "MilfHunter". It's really neither here nor there, though. The point is you are lying because you are on the internet and that's what people do on the internet.

[thespearkid]

If we spend all day trying to figure out who's lying and who isn't, we'll never get anything accomplished.

[a gym bag]

If we spend all day trying to figure out who's lying and who isn't, we'll never get anything accomplished.
This individual just needs to learn to have some integrity.

[WFUJerseyJon]

That's a little strange. I'd call and go to eat, see how it goes. If it's too weird I wouldn't press it, unless you don't care about your dad finding out.

It'd be epic though.

[eHaMpToN]

This individual just needs to learn to have some integrity.

i've got more integrity than you know hot shot. i have no reason to lie here.

[argg_xo]

cougar on the prowl!

[hockeyguitar99]

Anal

[thesafeword]

Fuck her.

[.invisible ink.]

Do it. Older chicks have more experience which = better lay.

[DaveZeroZero]

i was at my dads fourth of july bbq, i guessed it'd be yesterday by this time, and honestly i dont know how this started but i got to talking to my dads friend, a highly attractive woman, who just so happens to be 42. now she ended up giving me her number and wants to go out to eat soon. i mean i feel like such a pimp but i dont know if i should call. tips, advice or experience?

Do it. And by it I mean her.

In all seriousness, really. I was reading a thread a month or two back about one guy whose friend was having great sex with older women and then they'd cook him dinner afterwards. After all, what have you got to lose?

[pilot_light_out]

pics or it didnt happen

[CatDiesel]

Why are you even considering not calling her? Wouldn't you regret it if you didn't bang her? I know I would. Fuck her and fuck her hard.

[eHaMpToN]

pics or it didnt happen

pics when it does happen*

[amysaurus]

Hit it and quit it, obviously.

[thespearkid]

Don't break her hip.

[EmoGangstaTMT]

Hump her. Hope you have endurance.

[Kerplunk_23]

Its quite simple my man,take her out for a lovely steak dinner and never call her again.

[remedyeli]

Is it just me or does this situation seem like a missing scene from Grandma's Boy?

[thesafeword]

Yeah, it does.

[remedyeli]

I thought so.

[thesafeword]

Good movie, mainly because of Nick Swardson.

[remedyeli]

It was a good movie because it gave me the idea to jack off on a friend's Barbie doll :shrug:

seriously though...it happened.

[thesafeword]

I berieve you.

[lo0serkid1118]

I'd hit it. But only if your dad did first

[remedyeli]

I'd hit it. But only if your dad did first
Oh God.
sleeping with the same woman your dad did.

That's almost like sleeping with a step-mother.
and the next step from that would be your actual mother.

[SauzaGold]

Hump her. Hope you have endurance.

quickly skimmed this and thought it said evidence....

edit: plus its late

[a gym bag]

You are all idiots for believing this.

[Judge'sDaughter]

she's too old

[DaveZeroZero]

she's too old

And you're too young.

[chronomic]

i honestly don't know what i would do in your position. she clearly wants to sexfuck you. there's no other reason a 42 year old would give an 18 year old her number. she's clearly not looking for money or companionship.

[chronomic]

if you're telling the truth you gay

[eHaMpToN]

grandma's boy wasn't funny.

[Bryant]

i honestly don't know what i would do in your position. she clearly wants to sexfuck you. there's no other reason a 42 year old would give an 18 year old her number. she's clearly not looking for money or companionship.

I agree with this. Plus, you'll always have a cool story to tell: You banged a MILF!

You should post a picture of her so we can see what you're dealin with.

[bailmeout13]

couldn't be more wrong. who has time to make this up at random hours of the night on ap. get real

Surprisingly more people then you would think. Not that I am saying I don't believe you, just saying haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

I agree with this. Plus, you'll always have a cool story to tell: You banged a MILF!

You should post a picture of her so we can see what you're dealin with.

Agreed on so many levels.

[drewziph]

lets see her lol.

id do it so i could tell people i had.
it would be sweet

[eHaMpToN]

alright pics will come soon.

[Bryant]

alright pics will come soon.Saweet.

[drewziph]

good times.

[DaveZeroZero]

Man, I wish I had a hot MILF to bang right about now...

[Chris Fallon]

:-|

[DaveZeroZero]

:-|

Haha.

I think that you should look forward to moderating my first review - be excited! :-)

[thesafeword]

grandma's boy wasn't funny.
Did your parents beat you when you were young?

[eHaMpToN]

Did your parents beat you when you were young?

slightly. but honestly, i found no humor in GB.

[a gym bag]

slightly. but honestly, i found no humor in GB.
You have just proven that you are not only a liar, but also a complete moron.

[eHaMpToN]

You have just proven that you are not only a liar, but also a complete moron.

get the fuck out of this thread and get a taste in movies your icon is lauren hill and you're trying to be an internet tough guy. you dont impress anyone.

[a gym bag]

get the fuck out of this thread and get a taste in movies your icon is lauren hill and you're trying to be an internet tough guy. you dont impress anyone.
False. I am not trying to be an "internet tough guy". I'm just being realistic. You, however, are being a prick for insulting my taste in both music and cinema. Grandma's Boy is a funny movie. I'm sorry if it doesn't meet your highbrow, elitist standards. It's funny. And Lauryn Hill is unbelievable. "Your icon is lauren hill" isn't even an insult, it's just you stating an observation about my avatar. I don't know what you intended to accomplish with this.

[eHaMpToN]

False. I am not trying to be an "internet tough guy". I'm just being realistic. You, however, are being a prick for insulting my taste in both music and cinema. Grandma's Boy is a funny movie. I'm sorry if it doesn't meet your highbrow, elitist standards. It's funny. And Lauryn Hill is unbelievable. "Your icon is lauren hill" isn't even an insult, it's just you stating an observation about my avatar. I don't know what you intended to accomplish with this.

fugees lauren hill=astounding
after no just no.

[thesafeword]

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Battle of the below 500's! Who will win?