Obsession? I think not...

[the_bmoc]

Yeah, this is me ATTEMPTING to be Chris Carabba....

and then there is one of my playing the guitar under the influence...

thought they might inspire a few "chuckles"

Enjoy

[boysdontcry]

dude you have a zak wylde guitar?

[Shellular]

Hott sex.

[the_bmoc]

Nah thats my friends, hot though right?

[Shellular]

Hott Sex, yes.

[Mercy Medical]

You're cute and that last picture is pretty cool...

[the_bmoc]

:) that last picture is the intoxicated one if you all havent guessed yet

[Shellular]

Thats not you?

[the_bmoc]

Oh yeah its me....

Im just slighty intoxicated

[boysdontcry]

i got madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear and i got toby the jap-i don't know what coming out of my right.

[a&wrootbeer]

Hott sex.


::nods in agreement::

[the_bmoc]

Vick: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."

Uh oh is this going to turn into a Resevoir Dog thread...

[boysdontcry]

Vick: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."

Uh oh is this going to turn into a Resevoir Dog thread...
mr. white: harrdy fuckin' harr.

yeah you're right.

[the_bmoc]

[Freddy is talking to himself in a mirror]
Freddy Newandyke: Don't pussy out on me now, they believe you, they believe every fucking word you're saying. And you know why? Because you're super cool.

Take that...

[boysdontcry]

Cop: "sir, if you don't take your fucking hand off the fucking dash i'm gonna shoot you in the FACE!"

no, take that.

[the_bmoc]

Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

I live by that monolouge

[boysdontcry]

you just convinced me, gimme my dollar back.

[the_bmoc]

Shit you win

[boysdontcry]

haha, i'm a quote fuckin-master. i got my technique down and everything, i don't be misspellin' or nothin'.

[SC0926]

Shit you win
your pretty good looking...nice nice

[the_bmoc]

thank you... :)

[failedbullets]

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?




That's the best line.

[Coronary Parasite]

you are very hot

why are there no hot guys in new york dammit?!

[the_bmoc]

Im originally from New Jersey... close enough eh?

[im_random]

Im originally from New Jersey... close enough eh?

Too bad there are no other hot guys here

[the_bmoc]

Im originally from East Hanover/ North Jersey...

What part of Jersey are you from?

[still_life]

...so much for being yourself these days :uhoh3:

[worldstheory]

Chris Carrabba is... like... my idol. But you are my new idol because you are clearly him.

[im_random]

Im originally from East Hanover/ North Jersey...

What part of Jersey are you from?

Wow that's crazy I live in Morristown..so east hanover is about 2 seconds away.

[boysdontcry]

wow, i once ate a sandwich in jersey! can i be in your jersey club??

[im_random]

wow, i once ate a sandwich in jersey! can i be in your jersey club??

I don't know man..you were making fun of us east coasters hardcore a few nights ago

[boysdontcry]

i didn't make fun of you, i said you guys are weird. but weird is a good thing.

[im_random]

Hmmm well I guess I'll have to discuss with that dude..I don't know his name..but the guy who started this thread.

[boysdontcry]

yeah that'll be cool, we'll all be in this big rad new jersey club and i'll smuggle secret jersey information back to the west coast and we'll.... huh? did i say that out loud? i meant we'll party and have sleepover pajama parties and we'll cry and watch sleepless in seattle and braid each others hair. :wink3:

[im_random]

TRAITOR! Yeah! It could be a big party..I'll bring the Spice Girls CD's!! And you can't forget CROSSROADS!!!!!

[boysdontcry]

i'll bring crossroads and the popcorn, you guys bring the giggles.

[im_random]

I'll bring the manicure/pedicure set too! This is going to be so much fun!

[boysdontcry]

oh i haven't had my nails done in like, forever. oh this will be like, so, cool. oh my gosh.i can bring the hair dye and we can all highlight our hair. oh we'll be sooooo cute.

[im_random]

OMG! great idea! we'll sooo be the hit at school. and then we can go to the mall with daddy's credit card and get a whole new wardrobe too!!

[boysdontcry]

only if i can get that cute strapless top i've had my eye on.

[im_random]

no i wanted that one, bitch.

[boysdontcry]

nu huh, oh no you didn't. i ain't no bitch. i'm too fabulous for that.

[im_random]

Oh really?! yeah well now you're a lying bitch..skank

this conversation makes me feel like i'm at school.

[boysdontcry]

hahaha that's what you're conversations at school are like?

[im_random]

haha yup basically. i try to avoid those, but if you just walk through the hallways that's pretty much what you hear. granted it's all girls..but still..ahh

[boysdontcry]

you go to an all girls school?

that's it. i'm enrolling.

[im_random]

yes i do hah. i'm sure most guys would like to enroll..but i bet after a day you'd want to shoot yourself because of A- the lack of intelligence in coversations B- way too many high pitched voices and giggles and C- the complete and utter selfishness haha

wow i speak so highly of my school.

[boysdontcry]

yeah that could get annoying but then i'd remind myself that i'm in an all girl school and then i'd kick my own ass for doubting myself.

[im_random]

haha this is true. i'd probably be the same in an all boys school, but they're not as caddy and shit so it wouldn't be bad to begin with. one time this girl brought her boyfriend to school and tried to keep him there the whole day without him getting caught..the nuns don't miss anything though..he was gone by second period.

[boysdontcry]

if i was the only girl in an all boys school i'd be afraid for my life.

[im_random]

haha why? i don't think i would..but then i've never experienced it so i couldn't really say. most of my guy friends consider me to be one of the guys though..so maybe it wouldn't be so bad..

[boysdontcry]

yeah but guys would probably go crazy if there were absolutely no girls. so imagine one girl vs. 1500 guys.

[im_random]

that's true..raging hormones..ah okay yes that could deffinitely be very scary.

[the_bmoc]

From Chris Carrabba to new jersey to all girls school....How the fuck did you get in anyways?

[im_random]

Yeah..wow random conversation

How did we get in what?